Now that every millennial is 30+Is it over for them?
Thirty is the new Twenties
>>526467727100% Ill be at ultra Miami this spring btw with plenty of disposable income and a visible 6 pack. Zoomer girls rape me with their eyes all day while zoomer men rot on the internet kek
Living life t. 33yo unc
>>526467703(((YOU))) will be in there too.
Yes. Once I started having kids, my life was basically over.
zoomies are next
Since millennials are numerous they just redefined the teenagehood to mean anything under 30. So if you are under 35 you're barely legal.
>>526467889at least you have us
>>526467703I don't think it ever began for us. I've worked toward ~nothing for 20 years in like 10 recessions and now civilization is collapsing
Silent: 1900-1919Greatest: 1920-1939Boomer: 1940-1959Gen-X: 1960-1979Millennial: 1980-1999Zoomer: 2000-2019Covid Kids: 2020-2039
>>526468116>>526467889Yes. This.$chan frens are forever. Friends or enemies $ever
Does anyone want to read my sonic fanfic
Are zillennials invited to this thread?
>>526467703The game was rigged from the start, for us. The new guys coming up are super duper fucked, though.
>>526467973hellllllll yeah nigga *takes off shirt* *gets shot*
>>52646770337 and I feel fresh outta high school
>>526468215Does it include ponys?
>>526467703I’m definitely bitter and mutherfuxkign HATE boomers. I work in a casino and one of my greatest pleasures is seeing boomers lose they ass. After work, I’ll play poker and check raise boomers with air just to watch them squirm and hear them complain. I straight up told this boomer the other day to talk to someone else because I just am not going to listen to his stories, he actually shut his annoying ass up so fast that I could tel i hurt his widdle feelings cause the cool guy thinks he’s annoying. Boomers are not worth your time and I’m here to let them know that A- I’m not here to help them B- Im not accepting their help to my detriment
>>526467703How come Trump is 79 years old and is never really over. Throw away your Cuck thinking
25% of American 4th graders are 100% fully illiterate
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>>526467703It's not too bad.>>526467889I dont have children, cant relate
>>526468361I love you, anon
>>526467703>Now that every millennial is 30+Stop double dipping. Anyone alive and not of the majority before Jan 1st 2001 is a millennial.The 1996 cut off does not make any sense whatsoever and does not match up with other dates of other generational cohorts.
>>526467703It's been over for us for awhile. At this point, my dream is to buy a cheap house in flyover country and keep a few cats
>>526467703Yeah, they're done. Some are in their 40s.
>>526467703It means they start having real power.
>>526467703what do you mean? everyone will get old
>>526467703my life is better than it ever was. i'm done with girlfriends, only pay for sex. net worth is about 1.5 mil usd. own house and apartment, no mortgage. no kids. tons of actual friends that care about me and that i care about. it's great.
>>526467703To be over things need to have started in the first place.The previous gen fuck us beyond belief, the only hope for our generation is to do fucking wild shit like a revolution or writing a new constitution.
THE PARTY HASNT EVEN STARTED YET !
>>526467703ir's pretty awesomeyounger zooms and gen alpha whores lust after you 24/7sorry Jayden but your fiance belongs to me, body and soul
>>526468479>i'm done with girlfriends, only pay for sex.Based and mongerpilled
>>526468461Boomers will keep a grip on the levers until their bones turn to dust.
>>526468361OBLIGATORY REALITY CHECK:
yes.
>>526468487This is a lot like how black people blame everything about their current state on the past.
It's not too bad. There are already anti-aging therapies in clinical trials. In 20 years science will probably be able to make a 50 year old biologically 20 again.
>like half this thread
So was I supposed care about the milestones that were agreed to for me by 90s high-school sitcoms and Harry Potter?
>>526468691try full face smiling in front of a mirror. agree with that.
>>526468625Your "reality " is distorted by willful ignorance or the stench of complicity
>>52646770337yo without house, gf, stable job, 0 balance account, 0 friends hereit never began
>>526467703Life after 30 is a slow-motion suicide without family. It's all the negatives of getting old; watching your friends drift away as they start their own families, your parents and siblings getting old and die, watching everything in your life slowly putter out as the magic fades; without any of the positives of things like family or community to shore you up. Everything rots away and you're left with the bleakness of oblivion, no hope of anything continuing. Anyone who has experienced considerable ageing among his family members (or already in himself), knows how blackpilling it is. It's really rough, once people pass their early 50s (or sometimes even sooner) you start to notice the slip-ups, forgetfulness, the declining of fine motor skills, the difficulties understanding new information. Human existence is a tragedy, there are so few years that you are allowed with full mental and physical strength. Your peak years are mostly wasted with education, where you have barely any control over your own life, because you have little to no money nor autonomy. Add to that the time spent sleeping, working, hygiene, housework, shopping, appointments, visits to the workshop - what do we have left? Everyone who has to work for a living basically leads a precarious existence, regardless of whether they are a simple worker or a well-paid employee. Before they have built up a comfortable fortune and a well established understanding of the world, the body goes downhill.
>>526468814>>526468797>>526468814>>526468820Why do you fuckers have to ruin everything? Please just fuck off.
>>526468653The past ? The housing crisis is happening right now, The jobs shortage is happening right now and the fucking inflation is happening right now.I'm not blaming dead people you know ? I'm blaming the people that have their fucking dick deep into my asshole right now.
feels like the fate of millennials is already determinedthey ones who were gonna do well, already are.the ones who failed, its too latemost of the women are infertile now. Most of the children of millennials have already been born.
Kinda weird and unreal that I will turn 40 in less than a year.t.NEET who still lives with his mom
>>526469889hey hans, as someone who moved out late (26) and is now a pretty content and successful dude (see earlier post), i want you to take to heart the following: it doesn't matter much, life feels pretty much the same. you're not missing out on much anon, life doesn't have much more to offer than what you're experiencing no matter how much money you have, it's mostly a meme. wish you all the best.
