>>526484802A CHESS LOICENSE?
>>526484951Haram
>chess is forbidden for 1/3 of my classwhy, is this an islamic thing? who is forbidding fucking board games lmao
>>526484802Oh, that's right. Chess is gambling according to Pisslam. Those Pisslamites will now go to hell.
>>526484802of course you can lose your job. chess is Haram in islam
>>526484802Chess is illegal in the UK because it depicts the king and queen in disgraceful manner, you need a loissence for that sort of stuff
he incurred 3 million £ in nigger brain blowouts
>>526484802>chess bad>cousin fucking goodLMFAOGet the fuck out of that shithole while you can mate, you're going to be a fucking caliphate within 20 years.
>>526485022That's like saying eating steak is forbidden for a third of the class, or playing football. No bacon, but mandatory circumcision?
>>526484802> I've screwed upWhat a pussyThis guy will lose his job over this, and still vote for more immigrants
>>526485022It can't be. Chess came to Europe from islamic world.
>>526485034Yes. Raping children on the other hand is totally okay in Pisslam.
>>526485032wow, that explains a lot
>>526484802Who opened the gates of Toledo?
>>526485022Its going to be a specific anal sub set of islam. Most of islam is fine with it if no gambling is involved and its not distracting from prayers. The actual game has no negative in fact they say its mentally stimulating.The problem is the UK has imported the radical sub set of islam.
How the fuck do they not understand chess isn't gambling at all? Did some mullah play it like 1000 years ago, get fucking destroyed and go "you know what fuck this shit imma make it illegal so nobody asks me to play this ever again"
>>526485034It seems that the only thing not haram in islam is getting fucked up the ass by Zutts.
>>526485203That was a long time ago, before generation after generation of fucking cousins reduced muslims to dumb animals.
>>526484802If they're offended by chess they shouldn't even be in school. They can stay home with their parents and play chess at home.
>>526484802This guy is cooked.The education board has been virtue signalling to the pakis for years, they will absolutely love firing this guy
>>526484802Mumsnet is the personification of the average woman now in the UK. Batshit insane cows who finger point at everyone but themselves. Shitty mothers.
>>526484802Weird reddit thread. Half the comments are deleted, OP's replies all had negative likes and his account got banned. Is it just a Yookay thing?
>>526484802What fucking culture bans chess of all things.
I have trouble believing that's a thing.
>>526484802You fucks are embarrassing
>>526485473islam
>>526485022>why, is this an islamic thingI doubt it the turks here play it all the time.
>>526485298>Its going to be a specific anal sub set of islamIt isn't even going to be that. It'll just be a bunch of Muslim parents looking for excuses to get a teacher fired and replaced with a Muslim one.
>>526485551Turks are the most secular muslims there is. They literally legalized homosex before anyone else on earth.
>>526484802This is why I never get involved in shit outside of my subject with my students, even if I'm their form teacher. It's not my job to babysit them after school or teach them values. That's their parents' job. These little fucks will always try to get you to do something edgy or the girls will try to flirt with you, or even just straight up hit on you.
>>526485473Probably some African bullshit. Every Muslim I ever met dabbled in some chess. Don’t forget you have to worry about Islam Hindu and voodoo over there
>>526485022Islamists are so fucked up in the head that they dont even approve of artThe Hagia Sophia had mosaics and shit, but then they covered them up with those huge yellow disks
>>526485312There's an old story where Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) plays chess against a donkeyMuhammad (peace be upon him) is of course winning due to his superior intelligence but as the game is nearing the end, the donkey then eats a chess piece.Muhamad(peace be upon him) then had to stand waiting 2 days and 2 nights for the piece to be shit back out after which he licked it clean and declared that chess pieces shall hence forth be haram unless first digested through a donkey.
>>526485674We taught em everything
>>526485519They really do just invade then demand the host change to suit their backwards shithole mentality. Its interesting to see its different stages. When they first got there they were nice but their kids were radicalized now they are barring their teeth and running cities and ruining lives for stupid shit. England really is over unless they grow a spine and throw out the shit skins.Theyre doing it in Japan now too demanding they stop doing local festivals because mudslimes find them offensive.
>>526485687education is a sex slavery racket, haven't you figured it out yet?
>>526485838Hagia Sophia still has mosaics, they just covered up the ones that were explicitly Christian and not Abrahamic (stuff like the lion and eagle out of revelation)
>>526484802Imagine having a problem with Chess.
Fake and gay. Reddit is turning into 4chan.
>>526486612huh....I remember reading somewhere that they hated paintings and shitmaybe it varies depending on the region
>>526487000They absolutely despise depicting idols because they believe that you will worship the idol instead of what it representsSo they will never draw Allah, Mohammad, Jesus, etc.But if a picture of Jesus already exists, they will not destroy it, because that’s one of their sacred prophetsAnd yes, it does vary depending on the sect and how extreme they are
>>526484802This is 100% fake. We teach Darwin in our schools and no one gives a fuck about muslim parents complaining.
What the fuck, Chess isn't even allowed with muzzies? I get Backgammon because its a gambling game but Chess is almost always played for the sport of it. Is there anything that's actually allowed in Muslim culture (apart from rape)?
>>526485242Jews. Or if you mean the English border symbolically then it was Clement Attlee.
>>526485022>>526485203>>526485298>>526485665>>526485720I distinctly remember a hadith forbidding chess. It's 100% muslim parents.
>>526486428I guess not. It's just a job that lets me come home at 2PM and hit the gym for me.
>>526487000Most of the Christian mosaics in Hagia Sophia are in the gallery level (with a few more around the ground-level narthex) and they were indeed plastered over for centuries, but in the modern era the plaster has been removed and they still let people see them despite converting the site back from a museum to a mosque a few years agot. Byzantinist who has been there
A loicence isnt enough, you need a fatwa too
>>526484802>england>more like diarrheastan
>>526485838BASED and redpilled
>>526487751someone say fatwa?
>>526485999Fuckin' lol'd.
>>526485022Its women. Them being so retarded at chess makes the differences between men and women obvious, and in the UK women are supposed to be superior to men so chess is banned.
>>526485838arabic calligraphy is kinda lateral to art 2bh, it just happens to look like corpo logos unfortunately
>>526487000Better burn down the LouvreA 60 IQ pedophile shitskin might be offended by art existing
>>526484802>Reddit>Throwaway account>Something totally outrageous>Reddit It's fake.
>>526485022https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ci2T-VxMRothe based sheikh says its allowed, but im sure there are many interpretations
>>526484802Why do people keep living in britland?Jesus
>>526484802I just can’t believe we’re letting Jews and the dysgenic class give our countries to these cultures.
>>526485896Ah yes.
>>526488337
>>526484802> chess is forbiddenwtf?
>>526485203It came through the boy fucking, wine drinking literati class that was barely tolerated as near heretical then crushed by early crypto-salafi like Al-Ghazali.
>>526484802tf does this even meanchess isn't banned for muslimsmy chess partner in prison was a NOI guy who read the quran all day
>>526485298The majority of British Muslims belong to the Hanafi Madhab. It doesn't fully ban chess but there are strict restrictions on its practice. It's certainly not considered suitable for children.
>>526485022it's not a fucking islam thing, looking at all these retarded ass replies.
>>526484802>your move teacher, >Black King takes him up the arseThe only thing worse than female teachers is make teachers
>>526485460Looks to me like the bots that maintain the appearance of consensus got triggered and went after the OP, their thread, and most of the comments. But even the comments that slipped through are all saying it's retarded.
>>526488337There is only one interpretation.IF it is used to gamble it is haram.chess in itself is not at all Haram.Gambling is.Any claims to it being otherwise are fucking retarded and not at all grounded in religion.
>>526488450>muslims do a thingyes change the subject back to jews again
>>526488248Decently likely to happen within the next century.
>>526485298The problem is jews run the UK, and they've imported brown people to replace native white british.
>>526487618>Sahih Muslim Hadith 5612: Narrated by Buraydah ibn al-Hasib, the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said: “He who played chess is like one who dyed his hand with the flesh and blood of a pig.” This hadith is widely cited by scholars from the Hanafi, Maliki, and Hanbali schools to argue that chess is haram (prohibited), as it is considered a form of idle amusement that distracts from worship and remembrance of Allah.Kek
>>526489255britanons are letting me the f*ck down recentlythe rape gangs radicalised me too borther and every single one of them has to go but that is never going to happen while jews are still in powerthe judaeo-american empire is the only reason they are here in the first place
>>526489450kek well done https://www.islamweb.net/en/fatwa/85615/chess-in-islam
>>526487618Do you read the hadith where Mohammad got zutted?
>>526484802The only place chess is banned is in Afghanistan
>>526489450Nardashir is not chess.Satranj is chess
>>526488337>horse statue is haram>break the head of the horse is finewut?
>>526489534do you even read your sources?
>>526489450>>526489566
>>526484802Are pakis not allowed to play chess?
>>526484802I see the elites plan of securing permanent hegemony by mutting the layman is workingEthnic squabbles prevent all social mobility
>>526484802fuckin grim
>>526485312It used to be gambling.People would roll dice to determine which piece won in the even of a capture attempt. The stronger your piece compared to your opponent, the better the odds. So they would put money on it.
>>526484802Who exactly forbids chess? Some prominent chess players are muslim so it can't be it
>>526486612>>526487000The haga Sophia was a museum, not a mosque, for a while. It used to be a Christian church but was converted to a mosque, then a museum under Ataturk iirc. As a museum some of the paintings were uncovered to show various parts of its history. Now it is a mosque again, but I think theyve stopped short of replastering over the uncovered mosaics.
>>526485665>just be a bunch of Muslim parents looking for excuses to get a teacher fired and replaced with a Muslim oneMakes sense
The teacher is at fault here. If he had known that Muslims have an issue with chess it could have all been avoided by some basic googling that would have taken him 5 minutes. It's like taking bacon into a school cooking class and expecting Muslims to make a recipe. This teacher has brought all this trouble so own upon himself and I have zero sympathy.
>>526490167>>526489249
>>526488984>The majority of British Muslims belong to the Hanafi Madhab.Low iq pakis are to stupud for chess. Thats why they ban it. If grand mufti is to stupid to play how dare you break his izzat by trying to learn.
Here’s why it’s banned, you dumb chuds:>Pawns represent the poor working class, easily disposable, so this is offensive to the less economically-abled>Bishop is inappropriately and archaically named because it assumes that a patriarchal Christian hierarchy is both natural and normal>White pieces always move first, which is representative of a white hegemony that takes improperly assumed precedence over POC groups >The game ends when the King is captured, which is an egregious representation of patriarchal norms that center all social systems around the success and wellbeing of menMaybe do some reading next time so that someone like me doesn’t have to educate you.
>>526490167Nah fuck those parents. If they want their shithole culture to be what is taught in school then they can fuck off back to their shithole.
>>526490167I agree, the teacher should spend their entire time in class reciting scripture and converting the remaining 3 british students to islam
>>526484802Wait till they ban warhammer
ibn Qayyim and ibn Qudamah agree it's forbidden
>>526484802>never looked back>is now looking back
Yeah bot thread, straight up lies posted ITT and disproven with zero response.
>>526484802Oi! You got a loicense for that chess match?!
>>526489769Men Islam is fucking hopelessThey're doing the wrong thing with the right methods. Consesus-based prohibitions work, but they prohibit pretty much anything other than what some 7th century warlord would do. There are some benefits (like with women), but a lot of bullshit like this. Their scholars are just like western lawmakers, stiffling civilization by thinking you can use rules to create healthy behaviors, when instead for every rule you make, you create transgressors which make more rules necessary.
>>526489944>Ye olden WarhamsBack in the day you had to buy then assemble and paint each piece by hand.
>>526490730What wrong thing?gambling is throwing your money at jews and it's rightfully forbidden.The issue stems from wanton prohibitions that are not at all derived from the Qur'an but presented as such. This is not the case here.Maybe what you're referring to is the zealots who add additional rules to the ones given by Allah in order to be more seemly and pious in front of Him.
>>526488248That's certainly coming.
>>526490167Muslim culture should've never been mixed with English culture.They're fundamentally incompatible.They cannot comingle, one will inevitably supplant the other.
>>526489450wait until they discover video games
>>526491332Allahu ackbars love playing military shooters and grand strategy games
>>526489450The more I learn about Islam, the more retarded it becomes and the more I hate it, God they are so fucking retarded, they ban shit like this then they allow child marriage, they are fucking scum.
>>526491735That's based off them though
>>526491735You're so right Kike#2893774I especially hate this verse from the Quran.
>>526491970that's actually from allahs tawrat (torah) not the quran. hope this helps.
>>526492104oh what a surprise the crossdog awakes the moment the truth is revealed and the low insults are responded to.
>>526491808No it's not and you are probably a (((refugee ))) doing taqiya. Muslims are inbreed retards and I want you out of Europe.Reminder that many of the european flags you see are shitskins that got phone gibs and/or they are doing propaganda and taqiya to make Islam seem better. Of course, they are fucking inbreed retards, so they can only convince stupid people because their propaganda is low tier.Total muslim death, muslims are a cancer, get out of Europe you trash.>>526491970Muslims are so fucking retarded that they think calling them the garbage they are means I'm a kike. You are a cursed people, get the fuck out of Spain and get the fuck out of Europe, you are the perfect example that hell is other people. Fuck off trash, sandnigger, scum pedophile bastard, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING COUNTRY.
>>526485203>It can't be. Chess came to Europe from islamic world.that's a lie, scandinavia had a very similar game
>>526492184You're lower then a kike for doing their bidding on your own volition without a second thought. Lower then an insect in fact.You dont' even realize that christpedo childmarriage is the standard and project it on muslims.now play in traffic little cancer
>>526490167Fuck off Ahmed. Muslims don't fucking belong here and the uppity ones who force their backwards culture and traditions on everyone deserve to be the first ones deported.
>>526492228>>It can't be. Chess came to Europe from islamic world.>that's a lie, scandinavia had a very similar gameHnefataflAncient Chess Like Games ScandinavianThe Vikings played a type of chess-like game known as Hnefatafl, which means "game" or "king board" in Old Norse. This game was similar to modern chess but had its own unique rules and strategies. Hnefatafl was played on a square board with a grid of squares, and the goal was to capture the opponent's pieces or get the king piece to safety. The game was played throughout the Viking era and remained popular throughout the Middle Ages. Wikipedia+4Hnefatafl was not only a game of strategy but also a reflection of the values and culture of the Vikings. The game's pieces and the strategy involved were unique to the time, and it was a regular pastime activity for the Vikings. The game's historical significance is highlighted by archaeological finds, such as the Gokstad ship game board and the Isle of Lewis chess pieces, which provide clues about the Vikings' love for games and the cultural importance of such games in their society.
>>526492228There are tons of lies about Islam and their (((golden age))), it's propaganda, the reality is that they were goatfucker invaders that destroyed everything and the things that survive is the work of other peoplesIt's propaganda.>>526492322Blablabla I DONT CARE NIGGERRRRRR you are a fucking goatfucker and trash both genetically and mentally GET THE FUCK OUT OF SPAIN I'm tired of seeing your retardation everywhere, my ancestors killed you and kicked you out of Spain and we will do it again GARBAGE.
>>526492322Go clean your caravan Dimitri, you smelly gypo.
>>526484802I'd have fired him for wasting 3 lessons on chess because Christmas is approaching. What kind of logic is that?>People are putting on videosFire those fuckers as well, what is the head thinking?
>>526485665fact. the english are getting outcompeted by rivals with different strategies like not encouraging their daughters to be whores
>>526490167They need to be told to fuck off back to their own country.
>>526492461Haven't you killed enough Muslims the last 20 years crossdog? is your bloodlust not yet sated you lapdog of shaitan?this entire thread has been nothing but doctored lies and has just been an excuse to tag team on Islam. you're a dog who doesn't even go to church so I cannot even call you a crossdog. just a mangy streetdog.
>>526484802From the same subreddit:>My employer has banned me from wearing my necklace with a cross while at work. Small silver chain around my neck about 3/4 of an inch long.>A dude upskirted me on the bus and sent it to his friend a "dude"?
>>526490167School cooking class should involve bacon. Muzzies can eat shit and trash in pakistan if they have a problem with it.
>>526492771before or after crossdogs bomb that country too?
>>526489944>chance elements in chessWhat faggot ass anal wart aids ridden gay heresy is this?
>>526492472mate those hate speech laws really did a number on you bongs. didn't even call me ahmed out of fear.Fucked up nanny state now bang your nan and continue the family circle.
>>526484802>roadmen culture ????
>>526485298Almost all Muslims are developmentally disabled because they have month long fasting when they are kids or when women are pregnant>inb4 they can eat at night Still not getting proper nutrition
Whether it is haram or not is irrelevant.The most disgusting part is if any parent complains then you are in trouble. It doesn't matter what "Quran" says. The educators are absolutely terrified of being accused of racism or whatever. That's been going on for decades. Nothing new.
>>526493341>>roadmen cultureNegros
>>526493341>oi bruv what you sayin innit senpai, giv dem mans some cake blud
>>526485298It doesn't matter. They WILL complain about anything. They hate Western white people. They hate their host countries. This was just a perfect excuse for them to start shit and have the teacher removed. THEY HATE YOU AND WANT YOU DEAD.
>>526492821Fuck off back to Israel. You'll like it there, they always need more shabes goys, to employ as saturday ass wipers.
>>526493840Yeah that's correct, I randomly stab christians in the neck for no reason at all when i'm out and about. Ask the spaniard. I raped him in his sleep too and also, i'm responsible personally for raping his country 2000 years ago or something.>>526493869how are you calling me a kike when i'm calling other's kikes in a kike thread.I think you're either sleeping behind the wheel or a retarded kike.
>>526492889Yes, it's ultra sus, which is why all religious leaders used to ban chess back in the day. (Not just Muslim retards.)
>>526484802chess? dont think sharia bloody allows it m8
>>526492668Dude, I don't know what the fuck are you rambling about, get the fuck out of my country.
>>526493989I don't want muslims in Spain. It's not that difficult.
>>526494346How the fuck am I in your country you spastic retard?In factWhat has a Muslim done to YOU personally that has you this fucking riled up to begin with you imbecile. There's no reason to be this antagonistic over dogshit that happened millenia ago where BOTH of us weren't even alive to begin with.>>526494464holy fuck you nigger do you think afghans want crossdogs in their country? do you think syrians want crossdogs in their country? do you think iraqis wanted crossdogs in their country?how does this game of faggotry work, invasions for thee not for me?
>>526493989why did muhammad get gang raped by pajeets? the zutts?
>>526485210Of course, if you cant marry children and practice with little boys then why even be muslim?
>>526494611did chamillionaire have sex with his car?he was riding dirty and this is thusly proof of this having happened.
>>526484802in muttland you can lose your livelihood for asking innocent questions to merchants.
>>526494862>muhammad getting assrape by indians was actually just a metaphora metaphor for what exactly? why did the zuttjeets ride muhammad all night long?
>>526494815>t. vereniging martijnlol, lmao even.
>>526484802HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>>526494942did i say it was a methaphor? I said chamillionaire had sex with his car. The proof is in his own words, he admits to it repeatedly.
>>526484802How dare he says white moves first!Teaching racist ganes in 2026
>>526490730What the fuck happened? The Islamic Golden Age is a bit of a meme in that it is popularly shilled to create a false impression that Europe was a retarded backwater during the same period but it was a thing all the same. Did the Mongols and Timur buckbreak them that hard?
>>526495138so you are saying that muhammad got assraped by indians all night long?
>>526495257I'm saying Chamillionaire had sex with his car, clearly.
>>526485022Evict all muslims from the British isle.
>>526485034>of course you can lose your job. chess is Haram in islamI'm glad that I left this fucked up country.Even in Iran chess are legal.
>>526495303thats not relevant to the discussion about muhammad getting gangraped by the zutt.
>>526495363it's not even haram to begin with, what's with the roleplay?:
>>526495390why not? these are official narrations by chamillionaire himself.He states and I quote:"trying to catch me riding dirty"clearly he was being chased when he was attempting sex with his car.This is a linguistical fact, pic related.
>>526495517>why not?because chamillionaire wasnt assraped by a gang of indians like your prophet muhammad (piss be upon him).
>>526484802it's some islamist parents. by highering their IQ they are at risk of rejecting the quran and spend time learning chess instead of the quran.
>>526495596clearly he was doing the riding, he stated so himself and I've provided linguistical proof that he had sexual relations with his car.This is indisputable proof and I take it that this is somehow upsetting to you.Maybe you're car guy yourself, trying to catch a ride?
>>526494560Nigger the foundational essence of Spain is kicking off muslims. Fuck off, you worship fake things, you follow a pedophile, you are retarded, you are like 50% inbreed, you pillage, rape and murder and you destroy everything in your path, I don't want you near me FUCK OFF.
>>526495706why was a gang of pajeets riding muhammad?
>>526495799like I said, you don't even have a reason. It's just a brainless automatic response. You're just like the baltoids when they hear the R-word. Not retard but definitely behaving like it.Every single thing you said is shit crossdogs do abroad and accuse muslims of repeatedly. >>526495869that really took the wind out of your sails didn't it dirty rider?
>>526488518>material benefitchess only benefits your brain. but i guess that's why pisslam doesn't like it.
>>526496053you still havent told me why a gang of indians all creampied muhammads asshole thoughever.
>>526487322No, nothing apart from worshipping allah is allowed in Islam.Not even art or music (unless the music is also worshipping allah) lmfao.Failure to comply results in beheading and burning of your corpse outside the mosque
>>526496229so now it's creampied?Is this how the bible was written? you take one word and add to it until it is something else?
I'm 1000% sure that Chess isn't against Islam. How do I know this? Because in Spanish the name of the game is Ajedrez and was brought in by the Arabs with the pieces having Arabic rooted names.
>>526491735>they ban shit like this then they allow child marriage, they are fucking scum.this is why they will win.
>>526484802>chess is forbidden to them>sandniggers are just making up religious rules to get people in trouble over nowI dont even care, europe deserves it at this point
>>526496422ofcourse it's not but these faggots are posting doctored nonsense and ignoring the obvious just to antagonize.And it's not even jews which is the sad part.
>>526496358>Is this how the bible was written?probably, its another retarded semitic fairy tale religion. why do you worship some sandnigger who got assraped by indians? sounds kinda gay and retarded.
>>526485473Sandnigger cousin and goat fuckers aka Islam
>>526496563yeah your retarded semetic fairy tale religion i'm afraid.
>>526487000>I remember reading somewhere that they hated paintings and shit
>>526485022Chess is haram because the pieces don't wear burqa
>>526496358luke is written in fucking greek
>>526496560I had a Morrocan roommate back in college and we used to play chess a lot. And he was a practicing Muslim as in he never drank alchohol or ate anything that wasn't hallal so this thing about Chess is literally the first time I ever heard of this. I keep in touch with him still so I will text him later and get a clarification.
Wait patiently for China or Russia to get fed up and put the country out of its misery.
>>526496691im not a christcuck. why is your religion centered around getting buttfucked by indians?
>>526484802One (1) Saudi mufti linked it to gamble, but I know of no country that forbids it.So he is leaving something critical out on his story.Countries outside of Europe actually try to have a good relationship with Russia. Banning chess is among the fastest way to land on their shitlist (banning Dota 2 or HoMM3 is probably faster).My guess is he got into an argument with some pupils about how the Queen is female while in the muslim world the figure is called Vazier (their Prime Minister) and is male. He mentioned that his class is mostly boys and the debates got very autistic about this issue.
>>526496866>anons friend's dad picks up his sons phone>you played chess in college!!!!>instantly beheaded, wife raped.
>>526491332Bin Laden himself had quite the collection of vidya, including Tiberian Sun. He even had a strategy guide for it, you can read it on a government website. Do you think he preferred Nod or GDI?He did not have C&C Generals, as funny as that would have been. >>526492889Ancient DLC that makes the game worse but makes more money.
>>526497244Nigger we in our 30s why the fuck would his boomer dad pick up his phone? Think before you post. And BTW I texted him and he said that's the first time he heard Chess being called haram and said that anyone who thinks that is a retard. He also said that UK Muslims are insane and among his Morrocan family and friends they are seen as backwards so that idea of chess wouldn't surprise him.
>>526496422There are different "schools" of Islam that believe in different things. This sounds like it might be a Wahhabism issue, as they are among the most puritanical. Wahhabis will say things like:>Muslims shouldn't associate with infidels and "do things that infidels do" (such as playing Chess)
>>526497292Oddly enough bin Laden gives me motivation and hope.Even if you are a permanent basement dweller, it doesn't stop you from making a dent in history.
100% guarantee whoever banned chess, lost a game of chess and got mad.
>>526496839Jesus was not and Jesus spoke Aramaic to his followers. If luke is not true to the events spoken of then there's a big problem isn't there?https://www.answering-christianity.com/being_like_the_teacher.pdf
>>526485022i just went to saudi arabia in november to meet my wife's familyvery strict sistani Shiites in hasa, all the bells and whistlesniqab, music forbidden, no woman no drive, etc.but my SIL's husband is an avid chess playerthe entire time i was there he was coaching his oldest son to play chess, and they kept challenging me toothey would play, get up to go pray, play some more, eat, play moreso i would be surprised if it was a muslim thing
>>526496988I'm not a christcuck either. how come you're hung up on wordplay and take it like fact despite it being beyond retarded?
>>526496866You'll find that this thread is riddled with clowns when he tells you how it really is.
>>526490167Your country needs more Amelias
>>526497552That sounds like someone got mad a Christian beat him at chess. The fact that if what the OP posted is true is insane. UK needs to come hard on those retards regardless if it's Haram or not in Islam, which again I think that's some bullshit. The only source I found online is some retard mufti or muslim preacher in 2016 saying it was haram but Saidi Arabia itself promotes Chess so they sure as hell ain't following said opinion.
>>526497678>wordplayit says that the zutt rode muhammad all night and that he was exhausted and in pain and blacked out during the gang rape, how else is that supposed to be interpreted?muhammad was brutally gangraped by dozens of indians.
>>526492228similar, not same. how is it a lie then?
>>526497881Chess is not haram>>526497939even embellishing it a little lol. If you're that afraid of muslims just stay indoors honestly.
>>526484802"great" Britain strikes again.
>>526485034that's weirdwhat other weird things are haram in islam?
>>526495168>Did the Mongols and Timur buckbreak them that hard?yes
>>526484802Just deport all the Brown people and middle-aged Feminists, problem solved.
Somehow I don't think it's about the chess bruv
>>526498143>afraid of muslimsif i was afraid of you why would i be mocking the gangrape of your prophet?
>>526498181>Some Slav tries to make a point about a language he doesn't speakSad, he should stick to tongue-punching Putin's colon, he's good at that.
>>526498359everyone copes differently.a muslim can't gangrape you in your sleep if you keep your door closed is all i'm saying.
>>526498425>a muslim can't gangrape you in your sleep if you keep your door closed is all i'm saying.muslims are too busy getting gangraped by indians thougheverbeit.
dont muslims play backgammon? why is chess forbidden?
>>526498422KEEP DA RAPE BABY
The kids parents must be fucking retarded
>>526498553if you close your eyes and go to sleep many more things are possible thoughevenbe.
>>526489450Islam is such a brilliant invention, a perfect system of control. You make earthly life so miserable, that the only thing the believers can look forward to is a paradise filled with things forbidden on this earth.
>>526485034pretty much everythings haram
>>526496520There is no "winning" if muslims, indians, jews or any of these shitskins "win" the world will be turned into a global favela. They will make fires with your beautiful oak door, there will be no infrastructure, just a slow decay into nothingness. Do you think without whites they will make utopia? They will have no one to parasite, they will turn the entire world into a garbage dump and they also suffer, like those niggers crying in Africa for the white farmers to come back because without them they starve.There is no "winning".
>>526497648You should stay in Saudi Arabia, nigger.
>>526498614they worship a jew, so yeah. intelligence and education in general directly threatens abrahamism which relies on stupidity on fluorish. the only reason it doesnt effect jews is because theyve managed to integrate it with their race (kalergi mutts) and do not prosletyze to outsiders.
>>526484802He's white, so the Muslim parents want to latch on to any excuse to have him fired that way he can be replaced by a Muslim teacher. If he was a Muslim and he was teaching chess, no one would care, but since he's white, they all want to get rid of him no matter what, so they finally found something or other to pretend to be absolutely outraged and incensed over. Chess is just a convenient excuse. Of COURSE the administration is only too happy to get rid of a white teacher too. And they'll be only too happy to hire a Muslim teacher to replace him, and they'll be only too happy when a Muslim rapes their daughter, and they'll be only too happy to kneel down in front of a chopping block and have their heads taken off when the time comes.
>>526485203The claim is that Chess came from India and its origin dates about to the same time as Islam itself.Well this seems like a lie as the origin of similar games like go far predate the India claim to 1000 to 2000 before christ in China.
>>526485896JESUS FUCKKING CHRIST
>>526484802Imagine having to put up with Muslim students, with pakis even.
>>526500133it was brought in by early European migration/invasion, that's why the same game was present in both India and Persia/Iran with basically the same name (chaturanga / shatranj)
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>>526485022Unfortunately some people don’t understand Islam. Even in a moderate country, it’s haram to do stuff like fly a kite .
>>526485687Would
Then why is soccer allowed in the Muslim world? The players are also drawing a salary, doesn't count as material benefit?Send these idiots back to a Muslim country.
>>526485022You have to realize that the muslims we have in Britain are not just muslims, they are the bottom-of-the-barrel, most third world, inbred, fundamentalist rejects that were not wanted even back in their own shitholes. There is a reason that most of the rich muslim countries don't accept refugees, because that's the sort of pondscum you get. People that follow every hadith, follow the quaran on a fundamentalist level. Europe has imported the absolute worst muslims in the world. The average muslim in the middle east or anywhere other than Europe/UK will have no issue with playing chess. We've allowed a vast population of generationally inbred pakistanis, somalis, afgans etc. It's so over, even the nations these people come from are glad to have them gone.
>>526490907Chess is banned even if it's not gambling, just not as strongly banned everywhere>>526495168Islam is one of those cultures that does well when others do poorly. Then their civilization model booms and takes over, because it's so tightly structured. For example, the main reason Iran is islamic it's because it's a long-collapsed empire and its people know that without islam they would fall into tribal warfare. Then they quickly become more permissive and wealth-focused. But the moment the going gets tough? It's back to fucking goats and banning music
>>526485022Chess is haram>Chess is prohibited in the Hanafi Madhab
>>526498928people think that muslims hate freedom, but muslims fundamentally forbid everything besides prayer and obedience to begin with. THe result is the same though
>>526484802>I already begged everyone for my job!!!>Can I PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE pretty pretty >PLEEEEASE get to keep my job PLEEEEEASE don't fire me please please PLEASE I NEED your money PLEEEEASEWow europeans are fucking gay and pathetic
>>526485203it can't be anything but muslimsthey're the only one with any real voting bloc
>>526485551Really? I thought they play checkers.
>>526484802>>526485022good retarded jihadis are too dumb to play the games we invented they are terrorists who go snackbarrr on innocent
>>526485034Now make those students play Dungeons & Dragons and see Christian parents have a meltdown
>>526496866Just because one type of muslim thinks that something is fine, the other one might be vehemently against it Those fuckers are much, much worse than the usual random christian denominations
>>526484951
Oi've buggered it up now mum
>>526502774False claim, similar games far predate your claim.Twice to nearly three times the age of your claim.Fuck of jeet.
>>526485298Ohh it's just those silly subsect of.... Hey. Shut the fuck up! None of these shitskins should be in the West anywhere. And the Kikes brought them here. And now this White faggot is going to lose his job and it won't even register to him, nor any of the gated community dwelling "HOW DO I REEECH DEEEZ KEEEDZ" goodie two shoes White libfaggots.
>>526484802>headmaster shouted at me for causing this issuesounds made up. would a headmaster really be such a tosser? I cant imagine Dumbledore being like that.
>>526498422>a bong can't take a bit of bantzWhat's wrong? Porn loicense declined?
>>526503246top kek m8.Also, I went to the plebbit thread and read through it. OP is a giant fucking spineless pussy. "I never would've taught them had I known it was haram". Reading through r/legaladviceUK makes me so happy to live in Canada, which is a truly dystopian emotion for me to have.
>>526504492>bantz is all he has and he sucks at itI'd be mad as well if I was in his pitiful situation
>>526485999>weby we you mean persians right>>526485896i genuinely can't tell if this fake or not
>>526485022To an islamist, anything that is not islam or directly related to it is forbidden.
>>526488308You're right. People usually dox themselves when talking about things like this.
>>526484802
>>526484802I don't understand his use of headmaster/headmistress?Which is it?
>>526485022Gambling is forbidden in Islam. You may see it as a game of skill, however, you have to understand that if someone has an IQ of 60, it probably looks like players moving random pieces around a board. Thus, luck is all that is needed to win. Thus, gambling.
>>526490167That is Britain, in Britain you do as Britons do. The teacher doesn't need to be familiar with the customs of Asia.If the muslims don't like it they can always go back to their country where they have familiar customs.
>>526484802Humanity will never advance any further as long as islam is allowed to exist
>>526502793Christian parents stopped caring about devils in games after they lost the fight against Pokemon
>>526484802are people actually doing the innercity chess thing like in movies/tv
>>526484802Post is locked and the user has been banned from reddit lmao
>>526508060What a surprise. That'll show HIM.
>>526488337Bangladeshi calls in to ask if you can eat paper or not.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp9sVqPXOJA
This is bullshit, there is no religion that forbids chess. Historical objections were that is was a form of gambling, which is obviously cannot be.
>>526490167no they have to go back
>>526484802>>526485022Damn, sounds like there are some major cultural differences we simply have never even heard of. If you want strict adherence to your old culture why move to a completely alien one. No one should have to be forced to cater and adapt to your culture. If they had a problem with doing something they simply should have spoken up to inform about it or refused with that reason. Sounds like the kids didn't even care about these so-called restrictions in the first place.
>>526502774How come Indians don't look like that anymore?I remember reading about "Jetties" in one of the Sharpe novels, which were hyper-muscular strongmen who did nothing but work out and train in service to some lord, and I was like, "How can this be? Everyone knows that Indians can't put on muscle, it doesn't matter how much they train."
>>526489769that site is amazing. From a question about taking prize money in a video game competition:>As for the winner receiving a financial prize, this is not permissible ... because the Prophet said: "Prize money is only allowed for racing camels, shooting arrows, or racing horses." [Skills useful in a Jihad.]
>>526489566>>526489810this is one of the reasons that use of dice was removed from early forms of chess. Funny enough, this was a problem both for shatranj in in Persia AND for the church in medieval Europe centuries later. Both had a beef with chess used for gambling, but not with chess as a purely intellectual pursuit.>>526489661and this was a reason that chess sets in Islamic regions ended up with more abstract shapes, to avoid even the hint of idolatry
>>526490252>guaranteed repl..nobody replied to this bait? wow
>>526485022whatever it is, it has nothing to do with Islam (Surrender to God)
>>526497777quads of truth
>>526484802> we didnt know about your retarded pedophile religions problem with chess> your kid can just fuck a goat while the rest of the kids broaden their mind from now on> the onus was on your kid to let us know, its your religion not ours, be sure to chop your kids head off of whatever passes for justice in your sandnigger shithole. Why is this so hard
>>526495168Hilariously enough, the only positive about the so-called islamic golden age is that it showed how quickly women can destroy civilization.Prior to it's short lived period beginning around 850 AD, women and men were roughly treated alike in islam. True, men had more authority and rights, but not too much different (aside from the child marriage, but that's a separate topic from my central point.) Once the islamic golden age started, women began seeking work and then government office and influence in short order. This had disastrous results, and the age collapsed rapidly, never to return. Mudslimes treatment of holes today reflects this knowledge, as their civilization is the only one in recorded history to survive feminism (albeit barely.)
>>526501600Unironically this. Even we were (silently) glad about emigration from Lithuania, because ALL of the societal scum emigrated to Western and Northern Europe. Streets became safe, robberies non-existant, even most of the gypsies gradually dissapeared when borders opened, only some odd scammer here and there stayed. Of course some of productive and decent people also emigrated but that was the price. I am certain that this happened and with muslim countries too, actual decent people are small percentage of immigrants into Europe, and scum are immigrating to Europe en masse.
>>526484802Salafists are considering chess haram
>>526484802Why>>526485034>Game of intellectual prowess>HaramLolLmao
>>526485674Homosex is allowed in Islam
>>526489536No. May I read it?
>>526485896this is probably bullshit but im going to go ahead and believe it anyway
>>526485181>No bacon, but mandatory circumcision?I understand that reference.
>>526489566>Naaaardshit is not chess saaar
>>526497631muslim delusion
>>526507340yeah, it's a passtime. (Also recommend a movie called "Fresh", used lots of chess metaphors.)
>>526490167Maybe the muslims should have considered that there would be western culture in western countries when they decided to move there.
>>526485022Violence is the true law of the land.
>>526485896Lmao
>>526484802Out of all the kike religions muslims have got to be the most braindead
>>526484802NO KINGS
>>526516544Oh no, it's surely our job to google every action in case it offends the perpetually butthurt retards that show up here. Can't be bathing on ongo bongo day or they start seething and have to do a war crime.
>>526485242>>526487518
>>526484802English culture? in England?!?!OF COURSE THAT'S FUCKING BANNED!!!!
>>526498208music, asking questions (as a muslim) about islam, living in kaffir countries, etc. those are some of the more extreme examples
>>526498208there are fatwa (Islamic holy orders) for pretty much everything that govern islam
Who the fuck forbids chess?
Im Muslim snd ive never heard of chess being forbidden. Just games of chance.
>>526485022It's not real. Why are you getting baited by made up reddit stories lol?
>>526492228This, and it probably predates the Persians. Scythians could have brought it over two and a half millennia ago.
>>526490167they/them said, rapingly, before blowing they/themself up in an innocent crowd
>In Islam, it is not permissible to play backgammon because it involves the use of dice which are haram and emphatically forbidden.freakin backgammon
>>526485298Which is why the UK is on a the list for Islamic extremism - in the Persian Gulf.
>>526485674A Greek and a Turk likely invented it.
>>526510892A bit too much effort makes it too obvious.
>>526484802But there are muslim grandmastershttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/HXQRk66GDL0
>>526488025Lol. I know nothing about "proper" chess strategy, just that it's a thing. I've played maybe 1-2 games a year if that since my dad taught me around 5-6 years old. Wife has never beat me. So she downloaded one of those chess apps that teaches proper strategy, openings, plays, whatever. She spent three months learning with the AI and practicing online, challenged me to a rematch confident I dWouldn't stand a chance. Still beat her ass, only lost a few peices I gave her as bait. She was so pissed lol. Women can only memorize I swear.
>>526498208sex with people between the ages 11-85, especially if consensualnoughts and crosses as that is a game of luck to themthinking for yourself, critical thinking, rationality, reasoningclear, clean, and boiled waterdeodorant, soap, toilet paperpeople who don't follow their own ape'n'rape cult enjoying life
>>526485896>It's real
>>526484802lmao fucking UK just die ina fire already
>>526530422
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learn to recognize pajeet threads. learn to stop giving (You)s, which end up as rupees, to the wrong posters. jews pay pajeets to spam this board en masse with the same agendas that you're still associating with only jews. since 2023 you are much more likely to see jew noise posted by a pajeet. there are a hundred times as many pajeets as there are jews. if you want any part of the internet to survive, you must detect, reject and redeem pajeets everywhere you find them
pajeets should be posting on bharatchan and living on the subcontinent
>>526489450I swear the UK gets the most retarded form of islamists
