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>this is the worst chippendales ever
>>526486503Bumping I can't think of anything funny off the top of my head
>>526486619kek
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>>526486503>amigay? >shit, I'm a faggot?!>(I hope my jewish handlers won't mind)>(wait do they know already?)>(fuck I'm an astroturfed faggot whoring himself out for zion!
>>526486503Wish somebody would club that faggot.Also wish somebody would club the faggot that keeps posting about that faggot.
>>526487573>they don't know mossad didn't kill charlie kirk
>>526486619lol
>nah i’m good haha FAGGOT
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>>526486503>Libtards in the chat simp for women against a normal guy
>>526488884solid
>>526489072>normal guy>homosexual brown white supremacist
>>526488474do you know what checkem means you dumbfuck newfag
>>526486503what's funny about op picrel is that it's true, they genuinely do not know and Nick definitely does know. Conscientious objection is a valid course of action in this state of affairs
>>526486503Why did the creator of the meme adjust the facial features of the balloon animal woman to make her appear like she isn't a 5000% busted the fuck up uggloid Israeli prostitute who no self-respecting man would touch or even speak to
>>526486503eceleb cancer thread for 12 year oldsThere is no reason I should have to see this faggot every day and I personally blame all you faggots.
>>526490430once again I have fallen for jewish trickery!
>>526489723keknot bad
>>526486503You can't force memes newfag
>>526486503absolutely embarrassing, for everyone involved
>>526486503At first I thought I was just weird for not liking clubs. All my experiences have been the same, you just stand around - maybe with a drink and a girl - and listen to loud music while being completely incapable of hearing any words spoken to you. If you're a faggot you're dancing, and if you're a normal male not addicted to cock you're just idle doing nothing.Now I've witnessed these ultra-wealthy guys going to a club and it's the exact same. Money, status and fame don't change a thing. The experience is indistinguishable rich and poor alike.What the FUCK is the point of all this? Jestermaxxing enough to convince some club-going whore that you're worth having sex with for one night? I feel insane that this is a thing some people actually do on a regular basis.
>>526491063>Jestermaxxing enough to convince some club-going whore that you're worth having sex with for one night?it's 100% this for both sexesbut you have to be drinking, and a lot. then the music and overload won't bother youit's basically just a big sloppy drunk mating ritual
>>526490430Not me mum
>>526491063You gotta find a goth/alternative club- much better vibes and they usually have better areas to unwind without Brazilian monkey music blarring. Also goth chicks.
>>526489306I'm sure he was only pretending to be retarded
>>526486503Somebody put the indian bot in that who says antimesetic stuff when someone messes with nick
>>526486503I never enjoyed clubbing or super packed house parties
>>526486503shitty AI garbage it's so fucking shit you can't even open paint you fucking useless zoom zoom
>>526489951>me gustan las tortugas
>>526486503Literally me.
>>526492356One of my least favorite things about normalfags is their insecure, defensive labeling of anyone who doesn’t like what they do. This transcends parties and specific beliefs/acts. I’ve posted here about this before, but you all just wait. Once normalfags become antisemites, it won’t be some golden age à la Spain of the 15th century. What you’ll get is a bunch of brainlet douchebags shrieking about how everyone who opposes anything they do is a jew while they create brand new injustices.
>>526489306You know that quote about a group who gets its laughs pretending to be newfags will eventually become a bunch of actual newfags? You just outed yourself as one.
>>526492356I don't know what it is, but seeing these guys go out to club like valley girls just seems fucking gay to me. Something about it... is just very unsettling. I think chuds should spend time philsophizing on the internet, if ur gonna be a chuddie you can't club I'm sorry. Maybe andrew tate can do that shit while saving face, but not fuentes at all. It's like seeing a polar bear in the woods, or vice versa.
Hey NickI know you are reading this because you search the catalog to make sure your jeet pets are spamming a sufficient amount and are looking for any reason to pay them less.Fuck you.Wignats won now and forever.Read Siege faggot.
>>526492926>read siegeIs the farthest any of you useless faggots will ever get. Why even waste the time?
>>526493118>a grouper calling someone useless.Hahahahahaha yeah talk more you limp wristed fuck you're totally changing le world through podcasting, kill yourself.>nooooo don't read that!Again kill yourself, you obviously think its a mad pipe bomber manual or something because you watch talking heads rather than picking up and integrating information via action. Go to the hardware store and buy a length of rope, then tie it around your neck. Find the nearest flag pole and tie the other end around and go jump off so we can salute the flaggot and maybe you'll actually be useful for once in your nigger life.
>>526493975>grouperI have literally never once watched a NF stream nor am I a “groyper*” in any way. >*spergs*Did I say “don’t read that?” You project your suicidal fantasies onto me because you’re a loser with no emotional regulation. Literally not one person believes you were anything but seething mad when you posted that. Add a few more “ha”s, maybe that’ll help.
>>526486503>defends epstein and paedophilia>sells out to jews for a gold contract well fuentards, that didnt age well
>>526493975And yet Nick does more than you ever will by simply podcasting
OP IS A FAGGOTThat's a good caption.
>>526494365He doesn't have white children and never will because he is both homosexual and nonwhite.Maybe he will fuck you if you keep making threads though fagjeet suhkdick
>>526494136Whatever helps you sleep at night spammer
>>526495293How am I “spamming?” Can you type out a sentence without some sperglord insult attached?
>>526492579Sounds like 8ch in its terminal qboomer stage.
Maybe he is autismo
>>526487412/thread
>>526495495Whatever that means
>>526486503Clubbing is honestly pretty shit. The music these days is absolute trash, can't dance to it. Back in the day clubs had music that wasn't soulless. 70s had disco, 80s had synth-pop, 90s had eurodance. Even 2000s still had some decent danceable tunes. Now it's just rap crap and shit made to be played at clothing stores.
>>526492579I don't go clubbing but when my friends drag me out, because they want to spend time with me, I try to enjoy myself as much as I can, because of two reasons: the next time we meet it's going to be at my garage and we'll do what I want and they have to put up with my shit, but secondly, while I'm out with them I don't want to ruin their fun by acting like a killjoy. It's clear as day that Nick doesn't have adult male friends that he hangs out with, otherwise he wouldn't act like a fucking retard in public. You do things for them that you don't particularly enjoy, but they'll do the same for you in return.
>>526490430I fell for it.
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