Here's my pitch to Europeans: give us Greenland and we'll leave you alone forever. We'll dismantle NATO (since it's useless without us) and shut down all our bases. You'll be freed from the yoke of the 56% white empire so you can be enslaved by the 0% white China. With Greenland, America is secure from Chinese attacks and we don't need you anymore.
shut up nigger
>>526494696you'll cuck out like you cucked out of iran, stop pretending already
>>526494696no deal
>>526494696>"we"You're just a passive cockgobbler who eats all the cum that Donnie ejaculates. You'll never be a part of his crew, Kyle.
bases are keeping the poors under our boot you dumbass they'll never leave.
>>526494696Here's my pitch to Americans: invade Greenland so that the EU will activate its anti-coercion instrument and then American business leaders will piss their pants at the economic fallout
>>526494806>>526494833You fags will grant us tremendous concessions and then Trump will "relent" on the invasion threats and you'll all celebrate your "victory" because your retarded leadership still don't understand Trump's tactics and never will.
>>526494696Here's my pitch to you: You're a neet loser, nobody gives a fuck about what you write.
>>526494696>We'll dismantle NATO (since it's useless without us)hello ivan
>>526494696Yes, but the handover of territories should be fair and mutual. How about U.S.A. gets Greenland, keeps what it got from Russians and returns all territories formerly held by Spain, France, Britain, Netherlands and Sweden? And those tiny islands in Caribbean to Denmark too.
>>526494696wonder how Rubio and Vance feel about being in that pic, should have their kneepads on
It's a good deal but the thing is that you won't leave us alone forever. You'll put your stinking little paws wherever your jewish masters tell you to.
>>526494696nato was always useless except for your stupid wars for jewish interests
Here's my pitch to Americans: send Trump to a nursing home, imprison Musk and distribute his money to the people, and declare AIPAC a domestic terrorist organization.
