BEWARE —THE SKIES THEMSELVES HAVE DECLARED WAR UPON US! This weekend, a monstrous, unrelenting winter storm of biblical fury descends like the wrath of forgotten gods, hurling blinding snow, bone-chilling winds that howl with demonic rage, and ice that will encase your world in a merciless, glittering tomb! Roads will vanish beneath drifting white graves, power lines will snap like brittle spines under the onslaught, and the frigid darkness will swallow neighborhoods whole—leaving you stranded, shivering, and utterly alone against nature’s savage vengeance! Do not dare dismiss this warning as mere weather; this is catastrophe incarnate, a howling apocalypse of frost and despair that will test your very soul—stockpile food, fuel, and fortitude NOW, barricade your doors, charge every device, and pray, for if you fail to prepare, the storm will claim you without remorse! HEED THIS CRY BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!
>>526528325>chance of at least moderateIt's gonna be an inch, isn't it.
>>526528460You dare downplay this cataclysm, you blind and reckless mortal, as if the raging storm were but a whisper when it is the thunderous roar of doom itself, poised to bury the East Coast in frozen oblivion! Repent your folly at once and prepare, for the merciless sky will spare no one who mocks its fury—heed this final cry before the icy apocalypse consumes us all!
>>526528325funny how the bottom image looks like a russian flag over america kek
