There’s not going to be a war, right? I’m scared. I don’t want to get drafted.
yeah, totally, man. your basement is in danger, bro.
>>526532429Nothing to be afraid of. This is not Russian amateur invasion of Ukraine. This will be all over in about 15 minutes. And Greenland will be part of the greatest empire in world history.
>>526532522We have the most bunkers in the world.
>>526532429Don't worry, only US citizens will be k"lled over Greenland