My fellow leafs, to say Elbows up is not enough.Its time we called upon our people of color, to do their part and defend Canada from the tarrifs, we need people of color to commit to working 18, no 28 hours in the hockey stick factory until victory in the playoffs is assured.We need people of color to be willing to not only commit, but to accept any and all hardships we must; to accomplish total victory in the playoffs over the Americans.Canadians have been fed a diet of non violence and having been told that violence is never okay, for any reason, even when people are hurting you, is a decree passed from father to son, enforced by the knee high jackboots of the queen's lancers, and implied threats of rape if you ever use violence to defend yourself, This is why I call upon our new canadians, who have not had the fire of victory beaten out of them, it is to them i ask a simple question:Would you die for it? (The maple leaf)As able bodied white males, its time we all stood together, and as one voice recited the equality in the armed forced pledge:"A woman can hump artillery rounds just as good as a man"Its time Canadian women did their part to dodge drones, and ensure the people of color they championed so hard for, can defend this great nation,I dream of a canada, where every female of reproductive age is sent to the Ukranian or American front in the name of tolerance, diversity, and feminism."To The Last Canadian"
>>526541237I know what a paragraph is but damn, that's a lot of ENTER keys you smashed out there.
Didn't readFuck Canada. I am an honorary American.
It is not enough to say you support canada.You must be willing to give your lives, and be turned into lasagna to fight literally Hitler with orange hair, or literally Hitler but Russian.It is not enough to say 8 hours is a days work, a day on Mars is 28 hours, and to ensure total victory in the playoffs against the americans we must ensure every person of color works 40 hour days to ensure total victory.Rationing, is a hard topic to talk about, I assure you.With the ability to feed the world 2.5 times over with just Saskatchewan, its time canadians tightened up their belts, and committed to starvation, and starving their children and blaming Donald Trump.When you take candy from a child, tell them Donald Trump is the reason they cant have any candy,When your children are crying about how hungry they are, tell them that we need to save the food for the New Canadians, because its racist for people of color to be hungry, while a canadian has food.If we have to burn every wheat field, and cull every dairy producing cow, and from sea to sea, canada will be ostrich free, than I say to you:Donald Trump is the reason, we as canadians endure famine.
Firearms Confiscation will be used to arm anti-Drumpfh volkssturm in case of Burger invasion. We are ready to die for Greenland. Elbows up brother. #NoKingsButCharlesIIIAndTheDanishGuy
>>526541336Its a call, to every redditor.Avengers, ASSEMBLE!!!!We must respond tarrif for tarrif, bomb for bomb, and like Literally The butcher of Prague did, kill 100 americans for every leaf.You remember like in heckin inglorious bastards, you take on a debt and reddit expects 100 nazi scalp selfies with exgif data not removed for missile purposes especially.To the last canadian isnt just a rallying cry, its our commitment to not only kill ourselves, but to refuse to kill our enemies so they win.
>>526541763I'm Métis so I actually want to see Ottawa burn. Americans showing up with Gatling guns might have a part two and hilarity will ensue.
>>526541658Exactly my fellow Maple-commisar.When the redditor with the single shot tube fed .22, welded shut drops the rifle, the one without the rifle picks it up.Anyone who supports orange man, who is bad and also literally Hitler is an Enemy of the state, a fascist and as such is denied the Geneva conventions, medical attention, and any and all actions carried out against them or their families....especially their famalies is social justice and approved actions under the People's Anti-Hate And Conservative Gestapo.Feminists can manhandle artillery into place by hand, while brave canadian women carry the shells that will bring us victory over the Americans.As able bodied white men, you dont have the duty or responsibility to defend canada, we dont want you too. Fascist scum.
>>526541842Blessed heya-hoya and Haka-pilled.I will do a haka at the Americans in acknowledgement this is your new Zealand snowmobile racing forum.I too, as an 99.5% anglo, wish for Ottawa to burn.
>>526541439A canadian is a canadian is a canadian anon,You were born under a maple leaf, you will die defending one.
>>526541439>I am an honorary American.You will be slave labour for the new Amerimutt empire, sorry bro they lied.
>>526544091We promise to only use the chinks and jeets as slave labor
I promise I will defend Canada, mostly verbally as I hope there will be a resolution.... defend it against Tresonous scum so called current and past leaders who sold everything to ccp and want to war against US.War with North American and European People all together as they plot the demise of us all. Fuck em.
Btw, we're taking back Ann of Green Gables, I want it back, right after Greenland! :D
>>526544370You don't run the show, chances are you will end up in some camp as well.
Murica will try and blockade Canada from all sides. How will the Chinese get materiel and support thru the thick Murican encirclement?
>>526541237Why don't you spell "colour" as it is spelled in Canada. Some patriot.
>>526541237I'm moving to South Florida the day we get annexed. My gf is currently there.
>>526544644Anon, that isnt enough.Do you pledge to commit atrocities against any leafs who support orange man.Do you pledge to not only wage total war, but to commit yourself to maple jihad.Do you pledge to make the Somalia Incident look like an episode of Mr Rodgers neighborhood, if any americans are captured by you?To you pledge to hand in your firearms into the Queens Lancers before undertaking your holy Maple Jihad against the Americans?
>>526544705FEELS GOOD.TASTES GOOD.GOOD FOR YOU. GOOD FOR ME.
>>526541237Fuck Canada.
>>526544868The Swayze Express.The top secret railroad, so secret you probably never heard of it, it combines newfie ingenuity with maratimer Braun and inability to have an IQ over 100 to create an all weather, all dimensions transport system that allows leafs to send supplies from one side of the country, to the other, or to Leaf-Partisans across the border,Testing using packs of smokes has lead to an increased interest and applicable uses of Wartrains, Canada has some of their highest tier Autists working on the train plan to ensure canadians have the chew and smokes they need to ensure complete and final victory in the playoffs.
>>526545061Its hard to type holding your elbows up and your phone over your head, im sorry anon.I hope you accept my apology.
>>526541842>I’m Metis>Niew ZillundHow the fuck did you end up there pal
>>526541237Genuinely learn to pilot a droneThere is good work for drone pilots if you need a job, and it has military application.Cheap DJI drones are incoming anyway so why not buy one and learn.
