THEY SAID WE ARE GETTING 2" OF ICE AND THE POWER COULD BE OUT FOR WEEKS WHAT SHOULD WE DO!!!
>>526649296>theres snow and ice in winterriveting
>>526649296>valid Lamo like ur gonna redeem this image at your local CVS jeeto! Godspeed little brown man, prepare to live two weeks in the cold dry dark.
>>526649296Only 2 inches? That's more snow than your dick, Anon.
>>526649296You have a generator and solar panels on your house, right? A dug well or a backup water supply? A few months worth of stable food set aside? A sufficient woodpile to keep you warm in your wood stove or fireplace?
>>526649296Freemasons tounge my anus
>>526649296Ice storm attacks will continue untill morale improves.
It’s just like that movie
>>526649761Eat shit
>>526649296die
>>526649606no if i dare signal any peasimism for the future, my loved ones accuse me of mental illness.maybe it'll be a little cathartic, 'i told you so' being my last words
>>526649606Lol im sure you do. Post your 8x10 studio apartment so we can laugh at your larp
>>526649296One thing you can do is limit yourself to the closet. Lay a freezer down on its side on the floor. drill a couple holes at the bottom sides for oxygen and sleep in your insulated anti coffin. Get lots of wood to heat your bathwater. Get innovative you fucktards. Start stealing wood pallets and easy to grab dead branches before your neighbor proves you inferior! Freezer anticoffin's go go go!
>>526649296Dump is gonna attack Iran during this time so we wont know of it with no power
>>526650497I'm planning on emptying out my trash can and lighting t shirts on fire for warmth
>>526649296I heat with wood.I'm pretty self reliant and sustaining.I wonder how many of you are gonna be sacrificed for trumps ego.
>>526649606Solar panels don't work during winter storms, anon.
Bok bok bok.You're all gonna die lol.
>>526649296I hope all yanks freeze to death. I'll be comfy
>>526650945I am appealing to all God's to push it just a little south so you die. I am willing to take the eye, if you just get touched.
>>526649296>wants greenland>can't even take single snowstorm
>>526649296Texans are retarfed subhumans who designed a shit power grid so this could be true for them
>>526649296Us California fags are suffering you know? It's like 60 degrees this morning! Brrrr.
>>526650497thats actually not a bad idea
ALLAH PLEASE! Kill the infidel. I am your strongest soldier and I will take your toughest battle if you just ice this nigger Allah. You get me? Allah. You do this for me and I swear to both God I'll convert. The Christian god ain't really do shit for me anyway. But if your out there and you want to keep me God. Ice this nigger and I will be your eternal servant.InshallahDeus vaultYahweh...I'm good bro. Fuck off
>>526649296OH NO FROZEN WATER DURING WINTER WE"VE NEVER EXPERIENCED THIS BEFORE!!!!
>OMG SNOW FLURRIES WE'RE DYING YALLpathetic
>>526650597the last time this happened they showed on the news where niggers were ripping all the drywall and shit out and starting fires with it in their house to stay warm
>>526651329The issue is freezing rain. If it falls a liquid and then freezes onto thing it can add weight exceeding the limits of objects.Thousand of objects all at once.TreesPower linesSometimes bridgesRoofsShedsThe issues is the weight of ice as it freezes onto objects. No one gives a rat fuck about snow.
>>526650945its funny how the entire world call america yanks, but you fucks give it a wwhole ass meaning
>>526651388There was one guy who bought a propane heater and ran it in his house and killed his entire family by suffocation, sad desu
>>526651388Drywall doesnt burn well. This sounds fake as hell.Its literally rock in paperboard. You got no fucking idea what your talking about.Prove me wrong and link the story.
>>526649296Sneak attack from Greenland, second wave will be Inuits armed with snowballs hardened with polar bear pee.
>>526649296If you live in the country and have a generator it's pretty fun. It happened here last year and devastated the trees so the whole neighborhood spent 3 days straight running around with chainsaws clearing roads and lines.
>>526649296How does 2” of ice cause power outages?That happens multiple times each winter.
>>526651679See>>526651429Imagine hanging a f150s weight on a singular power line between 2 pollsImagine a tree 10x it's weight on ice crash across power lines.That kinda shit
put on yer ice skates and quit complaining
>>526649296Why are southerners such weak little bitches that can't handle a little bit of snow? Seriously, like half an inch falls and all of southern society shuts down like it's the fucking apocalypse.
But, muh global warming... The libtards liedhttps://youtu.be/VWQm4nwAPxUhttps://youtu.be/VWQm4nwAPxU
>>526649296It’s going to suck here. If it’s as bad as ‘94, we’ll be out of power for a week.
>>526651743Yes which is why power is ran underground, or rated for that weight.Or did the south build a third world style power grid.
>>526651743You are a retarded nigger, stop spamming your retardslop
>>526649296>THE POWER COULD BE OUT FOR WEEKSWhich one of you Americunts monkeys paw'd not dealing with thirdies?
>>526649296Oh no, winter is cold.>better obey the jews
>>526652130Texas power shut down a few years ago because it got a bit chilly. Absolutely pathetic state and people.
>THE POWER COULD BE OUT FOR WEEKSWhich state?Anyway good. I hope so.
>>526652130The southern USA is basically part of the global south, yes their power grid is dogshit and yes they get destroyed by even mild snow.There's a reason those retarded inbred nigger-loving kikes got stomped hard by White men from the north during the civil war.
>>526649296Tendies and toilet paper now!
>>526652130It wasn't 3rd world teir when it was built 70 years ago. They don't upgrade it because it would take precious money away from the shareholders and the CEO's bonus.
>>526649296NOOOOOO IT'S GOING TO BE COLD IN WINTER! WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED!
>>526649296Its already fucking people, did you hear about the pile up in MI? https://youtu.be/QOOa0uzph5k
>>526650036Yea, with the library and welcoming Mexicans, I know the one
>>526649296>WHAT SHOULD WE DO!!!Look deep within yourself and you will find that you already know.
>>526649595it's not snow it's ice lol that topples oak trees on to houses.
>>526649595My area is supposed to get a foot of snow. The shit that's already here hasn't melted yet.
>>526653136Bro, your ariens snowblower? Do you not have one?
>>526649296Michigan anon here:>make a pot of chili>go sledding>fuck a fattyIt ain’t so bad.
>>526649296time to evolve and graft
>>526653299No, I just shovel the snow like a real man. Also, a snowblower is useless against ice.
>minor winter weather impactsKek, it's the polar vortex all over again.
>>526649606I do and I'm /comfy/. Although, this particular storm will only graze me. >>5266495952 inches of ice is a disaster and I hope it happens because it keeps undesirables out of rural redneck territory.>>526650667That's what batteries are for.I have never had a power outage.>>526650945Based.Fuck off, Appalachia is full.>>526651323Fags act like it's a giant fucking surprise when America gets a polar vortex 3x each winter.
>>526649296>laugh at Germans freezing>freeze yourself much worse>be RussiaIs this a remake? Do I dare spot a pattern?
Bros I live in Dallas TX and shit is bad. Looting has already started, stores are empty of supplies and TP. I heard gunshots all night last night. The streets are empty today. This is the big one. It's coming, and it's bad.... Stay safe out there
>>526649296Can't we just melt it?
>>526649296GREATER THAN 95 PERCENT CHANCE OF AT LEAST SOMETHING MINOR HAPPENINGBUT ITS NOT 100%
>>526653784Leftists hate salt unless they're mining it
>>526649296This is gonna be a peak cozy winter storm. Went food shopping this morning, loading up on liquor, gonna build a fire in the backyard after the snowstorm and play with my kid on what will assuredly be a snow day on Monday. Life is good.
Apparently I am getting zero ice here in Central Indiana, and just 4-7" of snow. That being said, the local Indy meteorologists are basically like "lol, we won't know anything for sure until it makes landfall".
2 more weeks.
>>526650945I am a hoser who moved to your state, it’s funny when it snows here because people freak out. The grocery stores areEmpty.
>>526649296I live in the Appalachians and the native hillbillies say this shit every single fucking year.>"It's going to be the blizzard of 93'!">"The Farmer's Almanac says it's going to be a long, hard winter!"We'll get a half inch of snow and it'll drop down to 9 degrees for a single night at worst.I went to Walmart yesterday for some chicken tendies and it was a fucking madhouse. People were piling bottle water, canned foods, toilet paper and firewood in their carts like it was COVID all over again.Fuck, I hate plebs.
>>526652130we have mountains you retarded faggot
they keep pushing this nigger storm back, i gotta drive up to VT from NJ on monday
>>526649296>OP didn't already chop wood>OP didn't already prep his gear out of storage cause he owns none>OP didn't stock up on canned goods>OP doesn't own a propane burner>OP doesn't own at least 5 mylar tent packs>OP doesn't own a wool coat>OP has no wool blankets>OP doesn't have Northman's blood in his veinsNgmi
>>526653565Our power goes out if it's a little too hot, or too cold, or too windy. We're all going to die.
>>526653136Think of it this way, anon.Millions of dollars made by White male linemen.Millions of dollars transferred from boomers and bugmen to White male plumbers.Good under the table work for any zoomer who can use a chainsaw.Appalachian communities coming together to help each other out.Invaders and Yankees realizing they can't survive outside of civilization when the power goes out for two weeks.Millions of Whites getting more serious about prepping.Possibly weeks without modern distractions. Excuses not to go to work. Boomers seething.White babies made in comfy snowed-in hollers.
>be me living in MN>I prepared all summer fully expecting this once in every 10 years winter storm to hit us>It's fucking blasting the south insteadI wasted so much fucking money on shit man. I got brand new snow tires that almost cost me 1k.
>>526649296i’m in sw virginia im also a florida man born and raised. i’m treating this like a hurricane party with an emphasis on emergency heatam i going to live bros?
Give Winter-Chan your energy!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm a fat piece of shit. I can survive a couple days of cold weather. Already have canned foods and shit.
>>526655214Fatbros wagmi
600 gallons propane, years of firewood, years of food, 65 gallons of water, 85 gallons of diesel, 30 gallons gas. idgaf if power goes out im ready to play in the snow
>>526653437Kek a real man throws out his back?
>>5266516792" of ice will snap entire forests in half
You guys are getting hit hard by global warning this year too, if only we went green in time but now the world is ending
>global super power scared of weather
>>526650945Im also on a comfy edge. I'll enjoy the alien landscapes of the new ice age.
>>526649296>WHAT SHOULD WE DO!!!Make a jakusi.https://youtu.be/Gzc2nAhY8OI
Pray to you orange overlord
>>526656471>landscapes of the new ice age.I'll make a song with this title, if you don't mind.
>>526652884I blame those jeet truck drivers
>>526653959All the tortillas were gone yesterday. There are usually hundreds and hundreds of packs on the shelf.
>has weather controlle device >exclusively uses it on themselves to make tornados, hurricanes and ice stormsI don't get it, are they stupid?
>>526656471>>526657189>no mistakes in music or in lifehttps://youtu.be/l1L6C1noV48?list=PLLCyFHvVfwHkvd19q1tMs9x7PpVVw9_0J&t=46I'll do it seriously tho.
>>526655658>throw out your backWeakling
>>526654949Round 2 allegedly about a week after Round 1, so you might get your wish.
>>526652843>be nikola tesla>invent wireless electricity 100 years ago>fast forward 100 years>all electricity transmission is still wiredhow is society this retarded bros
>>526657195Damn, just how brown is the trucking industry now?
Does FEMA still exist or did Elon take all that money away?
>>526657593
>>526649296>95% chance of minor precipitation>paint the map bloody murder redthis kind of journalism should be illegal
>>526657619FEMA is worthless to everyone but grifting kikes with "disaster supply" companies.
>Landscapes Of The New Ice AgesSomething like this, but absolutely different:https://youtu.be/AGGpBXd7ToA
>>526657417The US government is at war with the population and they see us as the greatest threat to their power. That's why they use all their really high tech stuff against us rather than our external enemies.
>>526657619FEMA only helps niggers
why do you guys hate this?isn't snow supposed to be cool and fun?
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/JYRQRo58mDk
>>526650945the comfy zone is great>>526651050God loves Florida, He will protec
>>526657461The Aura has been farmed.
Learn to ice skate!
>>526649296A storm is coming and it will be WHITE!
>>526657619Has FEMA helped a single person ever? When my neighborhood and many others were evacuated for fires it was the community and churches that did anything besides useless interviews on CNN.
>>526657595So brown.
>>526657854Very 90s RPG boss music.I like it.
>>526655214>>526655355I've lost 75 pounds last year.This chilly week will get these last stubborn 20 pounds off.
>>526658354I can't help it. First time I see this expression in 4chan - and I've been here you know. It reeks of mediocre's attempt at having a cheap shot against talents. Such people should stay in reddit, desu.>>526658687Dig in deeber, you'll lose yourself the way losing one's self was meant to be.
>>526649606>not being a hillbilly
>>526657619fema works by having their agents be ""convinced"" that aid is necessary ive had to deal with these assholes multiple times, every single time consisting of FAT WOMEN, as they meander around looking at storm damages then when it isnt considered "enough" they fuck off, send a nice denial letter and go back to being fat useless retards you can have an underinsured be denied when a giant tree has literally cleaved their house in half christ alive even fucking insurance adjusters are more useful than these clowns
>>526651471Just open windows wtf
>>526657538The weather apps I have say the first week of Feb is warmer weather (above 25 degrees) so it's not looking like it's coming our way at all
>>526652130Yes the south is a third world country. Try going to the Alabama inner cities or Memphis for a visit. Missouri will turn into a worse version of Haiti after a week of no power.
>>526649296Oh mutts are fucked now. If only they still had some Norse allies that could've helped them in the winter climate.
>>526649296stfu nerd, everyone has generators for when that happens... if they dont well they are retarded
>>526649296>WHAT SHOULD WE DOYou're clearly not white so you should kill yourself
>>526649296Just turn on your air conditioner
>>526660437This but make sure to set it to 'Heat' or get one of those fancy programmable ones that do it for you
Save me global warming!
AAAAHHHHH!!!
>>526660903>north texas chads win again
lmao... I have been looking forward to a snowfall of this level for the last 15 years. You stupid europeans think this phases us. I can't wait to build snowmen with the kids and go sledding. This is the shit of memories. We relish in it! Literally none of what OP said will happen except maybe in the deep south and who the fuck cars about them... shit will melt in a week.
>>526649296>Ice and snowYawn. Wake me up when it dumps 2 feet of snow on us.
>>526649606I’m from Minnesota originally, I have lived in a Quincey hut for a week in sub zero (F) temperatures. The fact that Southerners can’t contemplate surviving 20 degree temps is laughable.
>>526661075parts of virginia are forecast to get 34" in the extreme models.
>>526651141Southern negroids are the only ones who can't handle the snow
>>526661010Buy up sleds and sell them for profit. Last time we got snow in the south I drove up north to buy sleds, made about $2k in profits
>>526661158>I have lived in a Quincey hut for a week in 95F 95% humidity with no AC in Alabama in August.This would impress me more.
>>526649595HA GOT EM
Kentucky Chads Winning
im actually kinda scared anonsnever done this beforei got one of those heater buddies and like 12 cans of propane. am i going to die?
>>526650604Wood stove is super cozy. I’ve been considering the pellet stove. Have a wood fireplace which is peak cozy but not the most efficient at heating.
>>526649296It’s -28 in my city today. I have to go to the dentist soon.
>>526649296Long Beach, CA is reporting mist. I repeat it is misting in Long Beach. Upper 50Fs.
You fags have no idea how cold late january/early Feb 1996 was. Makes this stretch look like a heatwave.
>>526649296ACKKKK
>>526649296Phew. Great Lake protect Ontario like strong mother. I move to Canada 1 year ago and snow is very very hard.
>>526653739>Looting has already startedYou're surrounded by niggers. In Texas. Looting never stops. Better get ammo for your gun 'cause niggers gonna dindu yo stuff homie, including your daughter.
>>526663858? i live in Iowa and the wind chill is going to be -30F tomorrow. this isn't a joke retard
>>526649761micro-wave beam my ass, snow nigger
>>526663858Man, that was such an awesome winter. School was closed for weeks due to extreme cold. I played so much SMB3 in the basement with the fireplace on. Good times.
>>526649296Sending thoughts and prayers faggots! Lolz. Couldn't happen to a shittier CUNTry.
>>526649296JEWISHWEATHER WEAPON
I have a fur blanket that can keep me warm even in sub zero temperatures. I doubt the average american even knows what fur is at this point, besides something that’s on "animas and shit fr no cap o algo"
kek I fuckin love it when this shit happens to retarded southern amerifats and they all crash their cars into each other and cry like little faggots about it.
>>526649296>WHAT SHOULD WE DO!Stop stringing powerlines between poles and put them in conduits 2 feet underground.
>>526649296You're not ready. Sorry.
>>526649606My mom got a generator installed for her house. It cost $18,000. I couldn't believe it.
>>526650945>yanks>southern chucklfucksour homes up north don't lack insulation and we don't use subhuman plastic pex piping for our plumbing or mount our water heaters/ac units in the fucking attic of our homes like the mouth breathers down south do. our nuclear power plants keep chugging along every winter even during the last major polar vortex. enjoy your frozen natural gas well heads niggermutts.
>>526651540The ice storm last year was good clean fun. I know a guy who installs generacs and the company made an absolute fortune this year because of it.
got pushed north and wont be snowing here anymore sad
>>526665118good then the rest of us won't have to endure 24 hour breaking news coverage because it snowed a little bit in fuckin Texas or whatever
>>526649296
>>526665262you dont have to participate in it if you dont like it nobody is forcing you to read/watch
>>526655036"WINTER-CHAN GROW!"
>>526665448I just don't need the news to tell me shit I already know like that Texans are soft as fuck
>>526649296God imagine how kino it would’ve been to get some shrooms for the storm, fucking ORANGE NIGGER had to shut down the shops selling them, fucking cocksucking faggot nigger dipshit motherfucker COMMUNIST
>>526650372>Post your 8x10 studio apartment so we can laugh at your larpNot an 8x10 studio, but here's the inverter in my house. >>526650667>during winter stormsYou're meant to have batteries or a generator, or just do without until the shit melts. My panels typically shed snow very quickly.Why didn't you guys invest in solar panels when the shit was heavily subsidized and you could get the big tax credits?>>526651050I got some of that breed goose this summer. Ate one for Christmas and it was very tasty. You eat any of yours yet?
>>526649296Stop being a reddditor, it's not going to get that bad.
>>526649296>WE ARE GETTING 2" OF ICEWith or without lube, Pedro?
>>526663858I remember that, as well as a winter in the very early 90s (92, maybe 93?) that was brutal as fuck. We had -40 temps and school was still in session. The reason that temp stuck in my head is because my teacher pointed out that -40 is the same in Celsius and Fahrenheit. I can also clearly recall the sensation of the interior of my nose freezing up whenever I inhaled while I was on my way to the bus stop.
>>526665874>I can also clearly recall the sensation of the interior of my nose freezing up whenever I inhaled while I was on my way to the bus stop.oh wow no way are you okay anon or do you speak to a professional about that trauma regularly?
>>526649388>an inch of ice accumulation is a nothing burger
I live in Chicago so it won't even be bad. We're used to cold weather unlike southerngroids.
>>526665599>You're meant to have batteries or a generator, or just do without until the shit melts. My panels typically shed snow very quickly.>Why didn't you guys invest in solar panels when the shit was heavily subsidized and you could get the big tax credits?tax credits were phased out this year. true, any solar array should have a battery backup, but a normal home, not some pine walled shack, uses about 25kw a day on the very low end and 40kw on the high end. you would need massive battery array to maintain normal usage or really just keep the heat, a few lights, and fridge going at most for few days. we have nuclear and buried power lines and our electricity never goes out so solar is really not an issue.
>>526665874At least you finally learned to not stick your tongue on the monkeybars. Progress.
>>526666085The lake effect is what makes it worse.
snow discussion discord:/gVJ4XaRq
>>526665991>major winter storms never happen Retard.
>>526665991Got that here already. The snow that didn't melt froze over and then it snowed again over the top of that.
>>526665991it literally is.
WHEN DUH WEDER COOLS
Lol
>>526649296Haha nice emotion-baiting color ramp. "Let's use a few non-red colors and then a bunch of the deeper red colors"I fucking hate shit like this so much.
>>526665969Nigger, what? It's not a fucking trauma. It's just a sensation I remember from being out in the cold. >>526666085I don't envy the wind chill you guys are gonna get. I'm also Lake Michigan adjacent, but I'm to the NE of Chicago. Lake effect is a bitch and a half, though, so I usually over prepare just in case things get worse.>>526666180Day of the Rake can't come fast enough. Maybe one day you'll learn not to stick your dick into a dog, leaf.
>>526666333>major winter storms causing widespread damage and power outages etc...are a nothing burgerretard>>526666447>derplol. an inch of ice coating every surface would cause hurricane like damage to trees and powerlines. How fucking stupid are you?
>>526649606> the ants still helped the grasshopper at the end of the storyTerrible moral lesson, they shouldve ate him.
The south will freeze again!
>>526666125>pine walled shack,My pine walls are 16" thick.>uses about 25kw a dayFor what? What precisely can't you do without for a week if there's a winter storm and an extended power outage? My town didn't even have electricity until the 1950s and people seemed to get by OK.>heat, Wood stove and/or propane>a few lights, Kerosene lamps, candles, or just a flashlight.>and fridgeNigger, if there's 1" of ice outside, put your fucking food outside in the ice or fill a few bags with it to pack on your food. >we have nuclear and buried power lines and our electricity never goes outCool, so you've already got a plan. You'll be fine.
>>526666704you're soft as fuck kek
>>526665991grow up
>>526649296OH MY GOSH MY CLICKBAIT SLOP I BETTER WORRY!!!Southern Zoomies never had a bad ice storm I take it.
>>526649761all weather is controlled by sunspot activity
>>526649388Southern trash are getting what they fking deserve.
>>526649296>what should we do?!We should pay more taxes, live in pods, eat bugs, and import millions of brown people to stop bad weather from happening.
>>526649296QUICK, YOU SHOULD PANIC AND IMPORT A BILLION IMMIGRANTS
>>526653959>goes into a walmart to shop>hates plebs
A 10 iq squirrel can survive in a tree by stuffing it with leaves and sleeping. If you cant survive the freeze you dont deserve to live
>>526649606I have 100 lbs of excess fat, salt, electrolytes, and plenty of water. I'll be fine
>>526649388IT SNOWS IN... LE WINTERSAVE ME NIGGERMAN
>>526667682>I have 100 lbs of excess fat, salt, electrolytes, and plenty of water.
>>5266492962"? Nothing burgerDid you mean two feet?
>>5266678082 inches of ice is not the same thing as 2 inches of snow. What about that dont you understand?
>>526652130>power is ran undergroundNot in quebec or elsewhere in Canada, retard,Less than 10% and the rest is overhead like everywhere
>>526667682>I have 100 lbs of excess fat, salt, electrolytes,Hard times create strong men.
All non-whites will be driven south by the cold and the snow, white race is saved
>>526665034>muh lead pipesIm chilling by the pool in 71 degree weather
>>526668210Never post those hideous feet again
>>526666875>sees ice>THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!Retard.
>>526668264average florida kike claws
>>526649296watch this be entirely overblown.
>>526651463Why are you speaking nigglish
>>526649296Climate change isn´t real, mutt, your house flooding, flying and being covered in snow is normal, don´t ever forget that.
>>526649644Checked. Check out the temps for aus over the next week as well. Yin and yang. Im just glad this wont affect the foozball
>>526649296We need to nuke the ice to melt it in preparation for spring
>>526668474>derps>is leafchecks out.ice storms are no joke- especially in places not used to it. Lets just see how many people lose power. If there really is 1-2" of ice on every surface that would be very damaging. You would understand this is you were not a retard.
>>526650597Make sure you are not wearing the T shirts though.
up to 2 inches of freezing rain for Memphis will be interesting. No power for a week + We have never seen an ice storm like this since 2021 Texas and that was half in inch of ice.
>>526649296How's my fellow skinwalkers and wendibros?Be eating good soon!Soon...
>>526665991we already had this happen twice this winter
>>526668210Your pinky toe is fucked.
>>526669191>doesnt know the difference netween ice and snowlast time it happened in Texas it broke their power grid lol...and that was only a half inch of ice
>>526651473They removed the sheetrock revealing the wooden frame of the wall,this they burned, they say burned sheetrock for laughs/hyperbole only.
>>526649595>barely At least throw this in, so your "being unoriginal & unfunny is funny" zoomer faggot joke actually makes sense, retard.
>>526669191the southern US can barely handle heavy rain, there's no preventative design in the infrastructure
>>526649296Currently expecting 15.6 inches of snow. No ice. How fucked am I, /pol/?
>>526649296That is the bible belt. Pray assholes.This is god's punishment because you keep fucking the children and voting for a pedo.
>>526669200>fuckedStub proof
>>526669305I was talking about ice you dumb fuck
>>526649296sounds fun, i'm jealous
>>526669191no you didn't you fucking retarded jeet.your infrastructure is EXACTLY the same as ours.the only difference is you didn't get 2" of ice. if you did you'd be fucked.
>>526649296Jewish ice laser.
>>526657619No more gibs based Elon. Let states run their local emergency response teams check their receipts if they lie jail them if they price gouge their water bottles like a nfl vender federal prison 10years
>>526649296shid and fart
>>526649296believe in yourself.
>>526663504Chlorophyll helps with tooth/gum pain.Even eating a big salad can make a difference if you don't have the concentrate.
>>526649296Fuck this shit. I'm going back to Africa
Dixiemutts crash their cars into trees and die when there is 0.5” of snow on the road. We’re about to see mad max levels of carnage.
>>526649296Alot of people aren't taking this too seriously but I'm seeing Texas 2021 Part 2 with the damage being on a way larger scale. This is going to fuck up a lot of towns.
>>526655381I don't store a lot of firewood anymore. Burning wood sucks ass. It's fine for a few days here and there but to burn 24/7 is annoying as fuck. I'll burn the next few days because -20F tonite but i'll be glad to shut it down when it warms again. A real fag would have a large solar array and geothermal with big backup LFP bank and a generator just in case. Geothermal should be mandatory in every new construction.
>>526669949>I was talking about ice...and what happened when you got that ice? https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/30/americas/eastern-canada-power-outage-ice-storm-latam-intl
>>526651933Arctic air belts.Heat pushes upward, causes them to destabilize. Unstable arctic air currents cause a burst of arctic air to drive southbound far further than it used to go. Causes sudden arctic level freezes which warm rapidly. It was raining all December and most of January.
>>526670678It has snowed here on and off for the past 10 days. I drive 70mph on the interstate and don't think anything of it--sure its greasy as shit but you don't jerk on the wheel too hard or hit the brakes hard and you'll be fine--very light inputs..also decent all season tires. If you have banana peels you are fucked.
Total Yankee death! Florida Chad checking in.
>>526649296>2"HOLY FUCK
>>526651319Cringe.
>>526649606>You have a generator and solar panels on your house, right? A dug well or a backup water supply? A few months worth of stable food set aside? A sufficient woodpile to keep you warm in your wood stove or fireplace?SELF SUFFICIENCY IS ANTISEMITIC YOU BIGOT.
>>526652130It is easier to replace a broken line if you don't have to dig through multiple feet of frozen dirt, thus power lines are above ground for ease of swap.
I live in Virginia now after growing up in Massachusetts. I get a feeling this is going to be a dud. It’s like 50 degrees here now and my big snow sense isn’t tingling.
>mfw thus storm barely misses me by a mile
They say 50 here today 43 tomorrow then 20 with a low of 8.Sounds like bullshit it’s gonna be barely 32 and slushy
>>526649296Each democract voter that is violently murdered is one less race traitor.
>>526672202Last model i looked at gave DC sleet/freezing rain and heavy snow. Who knows though. Shit can change.
Why the big worry?Oh that's right.The cold blooded Jews are at risk.
>>526665991North of the Gulf States it is.
>>526669445Then build it. They should have built it right after it happened the first time. Just like they shouldn't have built in 100-year floodplains in Appalachia and then gotten shocked when a 100-year flood happened 100 years after the last one. Humans trying not to be retarded challenge difficulty: impossible.
>>526666980They should have helped him the first winter but demanded he help out in exchange for the trade. If he didn't work again all the next summer than they should have eaten him.
>>526665076I have a generac, its well worth it. Last storm the power was out for a few days and I was fine. Its nice too even if the power is only out for a few hours.
May Massachusetts be frozen
>>526669527Stock up. If someone isnt going to plow you out and you dont have a snow blower, go out and shovel every 30-60min and its much easier to deal with than waiting until its over and theres 15" of snow to shovel
>>526649296HAHAH JEWISH WEATHER CONTROL TERROR DELIVERED WITH MILITARY PRECISION
>>526649606third world mentality fitting for a third world country
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S COLD AND SNOWY IN WINTER HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>526651471I use propane to heat my.house and im fine
>>526649296>probability of at least minor winter weather
>>526675330Battery backup with solar is a better option and provides benefits year round.
>>526649296I intend to freeze to death.
>>526649296California wins again
>>526649296for people who haven't been in subzero temps before: make sure your car battery and tires are good. batteries die very easily in this weather and your tire pressure will be very low too. don't let your car sit for more than a couple of days. you need to drive it around if these sort of temperatures persists (which it appears they will).
>>526649595I measure from the back of my balls btw
>>526649296if two inches of ice fall and a hard freeze comes in behind it, you're looking at a property damage event that will blow your mind. That's a nightmare scenario. I'll be okay up here, though. Just a bit cold.
>>526650497> Lay a freezer down on its side on the floor.What do I do with the bodies already in it?
>>526658492runes are gay anon
>>526649296I live in a city. God willing, any damage will be fixed quickly.
>>526653437How many cats do you have? They're so cute man. I love cats.
>>526679898cats are for faggots and women, which are you?
>>526679964>dog, my own slave i'm so manly it does what i tell it>cat cats tell me to fuck off and fall asleep they make me feel weak.FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!
>>526651429You've never lived in the cold before
>>526649296>>526649296>>526649296NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN SPICS AND NIGGERS NOOOOOO HOW DO WE SAVE THE NON-WHITE MASSES XDDDD
>>526649296>can't handle snow>thinks Greenland is American clayWhy are mutts like this?
>>526649296THOSE ICE BOYS IN MINNESOTTA ARE IN FOR A SHELACKIN'WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>526680549>literally everyone in north america ISN'T WHITE>t. AmericanYou're probably half turk and don't even know it, muttoid retard.
>>>>526666875Stop letting the media scare you, we have ice storms every year.
>>526681167>Winter is n-n-nothingWhich state?
>>526649296>mutts get 2 cm of snow>instantly diePottery
>>526679964Cats are better. They are independent, do not need or demand constant attention, can be affectionate on their own merit, and prefer their isolation and make it known.Dogs are good for what exactly? They are loud, stupid, obnoxious, unless they are properly trained for hunting, tricks, and obedience. A cat is inherently obedient and quiet. A dog needs to be built up. Cats are objectively the better pet.
>>526668210They are copper for domestic and schedule 40 steel or pvc for drainage, lmao. Flex PVC for wells...I have 120 and 240v, 300A service, gas genset and nat gas genset, and a natural gas line running through both of my properties. Solar with battery backups too. You fuckers down south are actually retarded sometimes. I know, I lived there for a decade.
>>526649296AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE SNOW ITS EATING ME ALIVE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
>>526680781>Why
>>526682130Neither are pets.They are both work animals, cityfag.
>>526649296Blame the jews
>>526650945southern georgia is very comfy, bless you anon.
>>526672903Race isn't real
>>526683132What about NASCAR?
>>526675262You see the grasshopper is an allegory for a nigger (can jump). Whereas the ants are an allegory for the white farmer (can plan for the winter). You should never ever help niggers because they just nig out. If anything, you should remove them entirely from anywhere you live.
Seehe more you losers, while I sunbathe down here
Tired of all this globalist alarmist bs. What they call a severe weather alert is what we used to call back in the day, a lovely winters day.
>>526662999Get a wood stove insert efficient and cozy. Pellet stoves are a pain in the ass to keep clean and you are forced to buy fuel still.
>>526649296>he doesn't have a whole house generac system
>>526649296Every time they over hype a storm it turns out to be nothing. When they play down a storm thats when you should be concerned.
>buy enough non perishable food for like 3-5 days>get water in jugs, store them in fridge>blankets and maybe a below freezing proof sleeping bag if you're actually a bit sketched out about temperaturesLiterally all you need to ride out the worst of it, back in 06 we lost power for a week and a half due to ice and we just bundled up and got a fire going, why is everyone freaking out about the weather?
>>526653959Same. I ain't skeerd
>>526682357this. although small dogs do a better job of killing vermin. cats are lazy faggots that wont hunt unless starving, dogs want to chew everything squeaky to death
burgers, is this real, does this happen?wtf is going on over there?https://x.com/MaxVelocityWX/status/2013786960179995004
>>526665030They’re expensive as shit. There’s a lot of labor and know-how involved in installing them. Permits and regulations too.>>526678152There’s no way you have enough battery power to run a central air conditioner for a full day. Just fucking stop with this nonsense.
>>526650945Based. I hunt down that way on some basedbean farms. Lots of niggers but Plains is a cool ass town.
>>526684261They don't violently explode, they just sort of poof.
>>526665874We had several nights in the -30Fs here in Wisconsin. School was closed for a few days. I remember walking to my friends and it was -18F out and his mom thought i was nuts.
>>526676627>Planning for the future is third world mentality.Yeah, that nigger that has no lights, water, food, or heat this weekend is going to be some completely different nigger in an alternate universe. You'll be fine, go get you another blunt and a 40oz malt liquor and enjoy yourself, you earned it.
>>526649296Hopefully those illegal aliens all flee back to Mexico to escape ice.
Migrate>>526682025>>526682025>>526682025
Is the infrastructure and logistics that shit over there that this is a problem?
>>526666704Lake Michigan is a giant heater. Why Traverse City can grow all those fruits but if you go west into WI/MN you can try to grow that shit but it always dies.
>>526684935Most powerlines are above ground. Freezing rain falls on tree..tree branches break and take out powerline. No power. They probably don't have the salting equipment like we have up here to treat roads nonstop.
>>526684179If I leave a rat terrier in my barn it will piss on my equipment. We free range our poultry and I didn't have much success in keeping a rat terrier away from chickens while still keeping the good mousing skills when I was a kid, so we don't keep them any more. Plus we have yotes out here and I wouldn't want to risk a toy dog. Just the presence of cats has deterred rodents and possums. The fat cat is our best mouser. When I acclimated them to the barn as kittens, I used several automated prey toys (like lasers and robot mice). I don't see any mouse sign any more except for their dead carcasses.
>>526685109Sheesh.Maybe it's time to upgrade powerlines, pipes and have stockpiles of salt/gravel and other equipment.>rare weather for the areaStill, you cant lose millions everytime this happens, even if it's decades between.
>>526684678A friend's mom had a similar reaction when him and I decided to walk to a nearby arcade for their NYE "play all day and night for 10 bucks" event. She thought we were gonna die in -15 degree weather even though the place was only a mile or so away. What I found funny was the fact that she had no issues with us being outside for a couple of hours while we were shoveling the driveways of her house and some of their neighbors.
>>526684935the south might as well be a third world country when it comes to infrastructure. Everything is generally uninsulated, even mission critical components that are outdoors. I have had texans, that owned shitty homes with no insulation, say well it doesn't get cold so we don't need no insulation. ignoring the fact that it works for heat and cold.
>>526685810Kek, I suspected that. I have a Texan friend that I talk to occasionally and he said his pipes literally exploded once from minor frost.I thought it was just him being a careless fuck in general.It doesn't cost that much to secure some basic stuff really