>ITS GOING TO SNOW AND ICE IN THE SOUTH>THE LOW TEMPERATURE IS GOING TO BE 0!YOU READ THAT RIGHT. THE TEMPERATURE WILL BE "ZERO".!!!!HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE THIS?
>>526689255Checked
>>526689255I'm just going to sit at home. Worked pretty well for everything bad so far.
>>526689255>how I feel watching this in Canada
>>526689255Nothing ever happens.
>>526689255Stock up on weed lmao
That's a normal day 20 years ago in Chicago. Been through it 1000 times. Most years it's 50 degrees but tonight going to be -30. Leave your faucet on dumb niggers a drip is good unless you want frozen pipes.
>>526689521Nice try jew I'm not trying to pay a $200 water bill
>>526689745a drip ain't going to cost you anything dumbass. Literally less than 1 shower. If you have a well it's literally free.
>>526689745How the fuck do you get a water bill that fucking high? I pay like $30-35/month all year and that includes leaving water running accidentally for a whole day.
>>526689745a slow drip would cost a few bucks at best and stops your pipes from exploding, you silly faggot
>>526689255The exact same thing happened in 2021 in the south. People will be fine maybe we lose power for a few days. Got nearly two feet of snow and it was below zero in northern Arkansas. Not worried at all
>>526689255Put on winter tires. Wear pants instead of shorts and shoes instead of sandals or barefoot or w/e you do
>>526689255>t north texas I’m just coming home from work early tomorrow and getting cozy af for the weekend
>>526689255God punishes those who follow the devil's demons
>>526689255>burgers cant get greenland>makes a greenland at homeMany such cases.
>>526690284Garland here stocked up and ready to get comfy.
>>526690223A bunch of them died and the rest slipped and slid trying to drive in 1 inch of snow and then gave up and went home.And we all know they didn't learn anything from the experience or prepare any kind of appropriate response.
>>526690393All the grocery stores were crowded as fuck this morning, everyone panic buyingI was at Kroger and for the first time ever I had to wait for the self checkoutMy dad went to Costco and said the line was out the fucking door at like 8 am, so he left lol
>Climate experts say that if the current rate of snowfall continues the Earth will be covered in 200ft of snow by 2035.
>>526689255Breaking news: it's snows in the winter.In other news, water is wet.
I live in California, i'll be outside having anal sex in the warm sun while you eastiggers freeze to death lmao my ass off
>>526689255It's going to be cold here for two days. The snow will be gone by Tuesday.
Missed us!
>>526689255CLOUD SEED THE SYSTEM SO IT DUMPS EVERYTHING ON MEXICO
>>526690483At least you wouldn't be cold. Snow is a fantastic insulator.
>>526689255i love how every time a news report mentions the words "south" and "ice" it's assumed to be a potential humanitarian disaster lmaooo
>>526690575Will you be the one taking it analy?
>>526689255Nigger I waited for the school bus in -30 windchills when I was younger you'll be fine
>>526689255It's going to be awful for people in the DEEP SOUTH!>reality.jpgWell, uh.. the DEEP SOUTH'S Northern extremities that get snow all the fuckin' time.
>>526690448It’s the South, anon. All their tax dollars go to Israeli bonds.
get groceriesget liquor get salt
>>526690456>>526690456I noticed this last night here. It is only going to be below freezing for two or three days and these people are freaking out like it's a major disaster. We are supposed to get 3 inches of snow that will melt by Tuesday.
>>526690456I went earlier in the week. Really it's going to be back to normal by Monday afternoon lol. Going to be mad comfy on Saturday.
>Fly from Boston to Memphis to see newborn niece in Texas>Now stuck in Arkansas till I can fly back homeBless this God and his creation of the Steamdeck
>>526690606Brown people cannot handle racist white snow.Sadly dumbass whites will save their lives, prolonging the infestation.
>>526690448Yeah a few people dying because they don’t know how to drive when the roads are fucked is par the course down here. Happens whenever the roads ice. Like I said, I’m not worried.
>>526690606It will be. Mee-maw gonna freeze to death after her upstairs pipes burst and seal the front door with a layer of ice while the county government denies failing to plan even while recordings circulate of their commissioners calling the weather a liberal hoax they'd rather die than spend one dime of Israel's future money on
>>526690581Good news, the storm will miss you.Bad news, you live in Maine.
>>526690606They don't salt the roads here so everything shuts down when it snows. A lot of the faggots that go out and wreck are the transplants who think it works the same way here it does up north.
>>526689255its global warmingyou should have eaten your bugs!
>>526689255Right now it's -10F out with 20mph sustained winds and zero fucks are given.Y'all are a bunch of bitches.
>>526689255Man made global warming predicted this.
>>526689255I have no fucking clue whats going on. My weather app and apple weather show pic rel, but not a single weather channel says ANYTHING REMOTELY close to that.
Do you guys salt your driveway/side walk before it snows, or after it snows? I've tried both and it doesn't seem to make much difference since I have to get out and clean it anyways.
>>526689255eh i remember amerisharts talking about muh heckin wet bulb or whatever the fucknothing happened
>>526690709just got backthe parking lot was fullshit will be empty by tomorrow afternoon
>>526690912Too bad you don't. Visit sometime.
tfw live in florida and might not get any of that blessed cold at all
>>526689521Correct, I grew up in Western Illinois and if your pipes are conditioned to freeze, this will save you a few hundred dollars, if not a thousand, in repairs, leaks, and water damage.>>526689745Not correct. Literally a drop every 20-30 seconds is enough to stop your pipes from freezing. If you're on a well, it's even cheaper than a few bucks.Other tips for those of you not familiar with winter storms.1. If you are confident your power won't go out, just get some extra meals and stay inside. 1a) Scenario: your power will go out. This is fine, just get blankets and wear extra clothes to keep your body heat.2. For those of you that have gas applliances:2a) Go buy matches/lighters to light the pilot lights2b) Go get an extra few gallons of water so you can boil water, etc, in case your pipes become an issue3) REMEMBER IT'S FREEZING OUTSIDE. Freaking out about spoiled food in the fridge/freezer? PUT IT OUTSIDE. If you live in a complex where you don't have "outside", that sucks. Put it by a window.4) Get some candles if you don't have any. You can place them by mirrors for extra lighting, and candles give warmth which, while small, is still nice. Also, they smell good.5) If you can afford a generator to avoid any of this, go get one along with how ever much gasoline will allow you to run it for as long as you think you need.I'm sure there are more, but you will be fine. Stay warm, stay fed.
>>526690606It's a mix of being ill equipped and people in the area getting easily spooked. They hear the highest estimate and think that because they prepare for it that means it will be that bad. But completely forget all the other times the weatherman got even the smallest weather events wrong.
>-20 outside>car won't start>have to be at work in 20 minutes>already used all my sick days so can't call offfml
If you live along the Interstate 40 corridor between Oklahoma City OK and Wilmington NC plan on being without power for 1 week.Ice accumulation on trees and powerlines combined with sustained winds over 20 mph will cause wide spread power outages, Many roads will be impassable due to ice and falling trees also. Power line crews will be stretched thin over a large area.You will need water to drink, cook and clean. If your home loses water supply you can pour a gallon of water into the tank of your toilet to flush it. You do not have enough water staged in your home.The temperatures for much of the impacted area will be below freezing for the week following the ice storm. You will need a heat source that does not depend on electricity. Build a blanket fort in one of the bedrooms of your home. Do not try to heat your entire house or apartment but you need a safe heat source for your family.Make sure you have plenty of food that does not require cooking besides the heat provided by your heat source.
>>526689255I survive it just fine.
>>526689255so, basically, this is gonna be a huge nothing burger?
>>526690994KLAUS WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT
>>526689255I thought Southern folks were supposed to be tough?
>>526691305>2b) Go get an extra few gallons of water so you can boil water, etc, in case your pipes become an issueyou can also fill up your bathtub with water and boil that if you need itbut that's for a really bad scenario
>>526691481Build a fire under your engine block to warm it up, anon!>>526691565We should get some hilarious pileups on the freeways.
>>526690606how the fuck is this happening even in regions where snow and -5C (fairly mildly cold, life threatening with normal clothes only with really quite long exposure or wind) happens every 2-5 years anyhow?
>>526691481Do your cars not come with that little plug on the front to plug in so the battery doesn't die in -30 and lower?
>>526689255they fell for it again lmao
>>526691615Good point, something else to add for those of you not familiar; your plumbing, so long that it doesn't freeze, will still work when you lose power depending on water pressure. City pressure is almost always so much that you will be fine. Well pressure depends on where you are relative to the well.If you fill up on your own water, use the cold water instead of hot so you don't drink the shit that comes out of your pipes. Cold water, then boiled, is how you survive the wasteland.
>>526691709Niggers, anon. They're so numerous in those areas they actually hold positions of governance and power. Beaners, too.
>>526691305Never underestimate those little disposable hand warmers you buy in packs. Put them in between layers of clothing and in your shoes. The sticky ones work best for clothing, and you can stick them to your blankets too. When I had to work outside in subzero temps I would have one in each boot, one taped to my stomach and I might have one in a pocket. You'll never get cold. They'll last for hours. You can even attach them to blankets and cuddle with people for a nice toasty sleep. They're an essential part of my first aid kit. They will save your life.
>>526689255Global warming is reaAAAAACCCCCCCKKK
>>526689255Im gonna be outside all day. This snow is gonna be so kino.
>>526691709southerners can't drive in any winter conditions>>526691716you have to get them installed on your own and it costs like $1k
>coldest winter in decades>multiple snows in Florida>ice storms across the South>record setting snow in RussiaExperts can't predict anything.
>>526691258That place is full of junkies, you are delusional like most cityfags.
>>526689255The temps I'm seeing is nothing uncommon for winter. Snow isnt either, some years more, some less. 10" is the most I've heard for my area, bit it's always exaggerated, probably see 6".Fear porn doesn't work on me anymore, sorry.
Nah it’ll be fineBet we get less than a foot here in Indiana Fucking children crying and pissing over their first winter
>>526689255>HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE THIS?Turn on your car, we need more Co2
>>526689255>AIEEEEE NOT THE SNOW!!! NOT BELOW 0C!!!!You mutts are pathetic. Your breed wouldnt last a week up here.
Appalachianon here. Nobody here is worried about snow or ice. $135 z tracks installed on you tires and you can drive anywhere at 20mph. You just need a 6 cylinder suv or small truck.
>>526692742Might interfere with the celebration in Bloomington this weekend,.....might.
>>526689513better download some porn too.
>>526689255>It's cold in the winterHoly fuck anon, this must be global warming!
>>526689255Lol IDGAF. Already bought groceries so the panic buy wont affect me. Also any snow is going to melt the next day.
My 12 year old battery pack isn't working and I didn't buy a new one fml.
>>526689255WINTER-CHAN GROW!
>>526690448>slipped and slid trying to drive in 1 inch of snow and then gave up and went home.They can't drive when the weather is sunny and dry.
It's like 43 degrees in my area, it ain't fucking snowing lol
>>526691481blow a hair dryer on the valve cover.. that'll fix it
>>526689255I hope my US pals stay safe. To think an NZ pal of mine was hoping to have moved there already.
>>526689281>checked yourselfbruh...git out
>>526690706>go to Israeli bonds.>bondsThat money is never being paid back.
Im just getting temps in the 50's and rain.Completely left out in the cold from the cold.
>>526692276Dang, that's mean... I'm not even from Portland. I live in Scarborough.
>>526689255God I hate Southerners. If snow or temperatures below 0 are too much for you than you aren't white.
We getting 15-18inches in Delaware supposedly I don’t give a fuck work alreadyShut down for Monday so 3 day weekend for me
>>526691305>food outsideOnly if in a container otherwise rats or cats or racoons will get it.
>>526689255>facebook post>arrows>HUEG TEXT FOR BOOMER COOMSUMPTIONWeather isn't politics. Grow some testicles and just put on a jacket.>t. someone who has been dealing with sub 0F temps all winter long
>>526689745Men used to be knowledgeable.
>>526689255Consider the past 5 years. It is clear they want most of us dead. What better way than to use weather manipulation to kill off millions by sabotaging power distribution and letting the people freeze to death? I hope you have backup power or propane/kerosene heaters.
>>526691849 >>526691986I could understand if this happened once every 40y, even more so if it rapidly hit people already driving to work with no warning. But every time I looked it up it was like "it snows roughly every 1-2 years, some place every 5 years".shit, you also have that for fires in some regions, and floods in other regions. even if it's "only" every five years, wtf.
>>526689255TOTAL NIGGER DEATH
>>526693274Mid 30s and rain. Cold rain lol.
>>526690178You live in a poor area
>>526690178Have a family.
>>526693632>I don't understand how a simpleton that reacts to everything in the moment and has no concept of planning for the future...Anon, you're asking the worst people to drive slightly slower, accelerate and brake gently and use caution so loss of traction is recoverable.
>>526690184>yes goy leave your water running so you can pay us more moneyAgain, not falling for jewish water company tricks.
>-15 degrees right now outside my work.>With Wind-chill it feels about -40.THE WORLD IS ENDING AHHHHHH!!
>>526690568>In other news, water is wet.not when its frozen dumbass
>>526691051Come down here in the middle of summer when its 105F with 80% humidity and say that again. Assuming you can still breathe.
>>52669365597 posts later, THIS
>>526689745Excellent bait, 10/10, midwits fell for it
>>526689255The snow isn't that big of a deal. However, there are a few areas in Louisiana, Arkansas, and North Carolina that are about to be deported from life by ice.
>>526689255>HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE THIS?put on another sweater and move around a littlet. everyone in the north
>>526689255We get one or two winter blasts a year. Amazon’s me how all the Karens and spics chimp out like it’s the apocalypse. t. East Texas
>>526694481Amazing*Damn phone
>>526689745You don't have Elite ball knowledge
>>526689255this is a good thing, retard.t. skier
Aldi's looked like a level 5 chimpout was taking place.
>>526689745Okay pay a $20,000 repair bill then.
>>526689255Bro it's minus 30 up here every winter, put your jacket on and quit being a pussy, how is half the country unable to cope with winter
>>526690393>>526690284>>526690456>>526690718ice might get crazy it has nothing to do w/ snow. estimates are between .25-.75 inches of ice accumulation on power lines and if it's .75 the power grid will likely be out for a week. (that's the worst case scenario)
>>526689255>Thinks 0°F is cold.Bitch, it's -20° F here and it isn't even as cold as it's going to get. Why are you southerners all such pussies.>ERMAGHERD!!!!!! WE GOT AN INCH OF SNOW!!!!!! GAME OVER, MAN!!!!!!! SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!Faggot.
>>526695319see we will likely get a 2-3 4 is not likely but is the worst case sceanario
>>526693948i'll take that explanation, still astounding>>526695319How prepared are you guys for power outages? I'd think people with above ground power lines have this every now and then even if it's not due to snow?
>>526689255Just drive carefully for like two days, shit.
>>526689513>>526692915you fuckin motherfuckers. it is better than being snowed in with a rancid skank, smelling of milk sugar coffee farts while she bitches and moans that mongrel invaders should be allowed to rape adolescent children.better off beatin' off.
>>526690178im just going to get family to fill up 3, 300gal water containers i own. no paying for water for me!
>>526695568I have food and water for over a week w/o power. For heating I could have done more but I think I am set up enough already and we aren't actually that cold for that long, i have some wood for a fireplace but i probably should have gotten more.
>>526690581>>526691258Maine here.Polar vortex storms missing us happens fairly often.Gonna be cold and comfy.>>526691209I love you Winter Chan
>>526695861blankets all over the walls and windows and celling for trapping heat(cardboard and shit helps too for layering it) its what im doing, don't even need to use my heater yet.
>>526695861sounds normalwe also don't all have emergency heating or such things, you just use more clothes and maybe blanketseven weak sickly people are usually ok with just blankets if you can occasionally provide them warm water to drink or as a bed bottle
>>526693632Anon, it's niggersNIGGERSHave you met a nigger?They forget seasons exist beyond the current one all the time.
>>526696250Blankets and shit is fine down to maybe 50 degrees but we are forcasted for 0F or -2F we will all freeze to death.
>>526689255If you like the cold you're fat.
>>526696893True. The cold didn't bother me for a long time until I lost weight and now I hate winter
>>526690336Kek
>>526689255>check forecast >40-50 degreesoh noes.
>>526696893Americans are soft lmao. You can't even handle 32 burger units.
>>526697550you literally fuck dogs.
>>526689255Zero degrees... complete lack of warmth... we got too cocky southchads
>>526694270Basketball Americans will get frozen to death like birds on a lake during late November here.>>526697647You're still a pussy if you cry about subzero temps. The cold is good for you unless you're non white.
>>526697550you niggers are faggots imagine actually wanting to live where its cold all the time
>>526697849Why reply twice? Where are you even from for the cold to bother you that much?
>>526696830Layered clothes and a cap or headband or w/e to cover your ears do that fine indoors, blanket(s) are still really good for additional comfort.Of course to work outside, there's definitely a need for suitable clothing.>>526696485We have Africans, but I can't remember *any* of them being dumbasses. I guess we select(ed) and/or educated them more?
>>526698019I'm sorry >>526697849i'm tired and didn't read your id properly.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEWHY IS THE SOUTH GETTING ALL THE SNOW? REEEEEEEEEEETHERES NO SNOW HERE AND THERE SHOULD BE!REEEEEEEEEEEE
move to california desu. Im wearing shirts right now. It might go below 50f tonight brrrrrr!!!
>southerners freaking out about a typical January up north Niggers I just landed back home in Chicago and I don’t give a shit. I used to go swim in the lake at new years. Winter is the best time in the north cities because all the thermopholic niggers stay in their houses and stop terrorizing the streets. Winter is the comfiest time of the year. I hate niggers.
>>526691305Thats all good advice. Ive got my fridge stocked up pretty good.
>>526690581>>526691258>>526693291>>526695877Hey, are you posting that cat boy because you're a twink?I'm in Gorham, what's up?
>>526689255Trump saw that the HAARP controls have an "ICE" button.
>>526689255>michiganYawn
>>526692806That's why we didn't make it the United States of Canada, nigga.
>>526695473Seems kind of racist using the color black to represent something catastrophic.I'm calling Greenblat.
>>526689513lamo dude you blaze ?
If you use Fahrenheit you're an incoherent literal nigger monkey with aids
>>526689521>lives in Chicago>calls others niggersKek. It's like reddit calling me a tranny
>GOD is PUNISHING Maga country with ICEIt's poetic
>>526691258there's something beautiful about exposed american brick. woodfags could never.
>>526699489>punishingBROWN POST
It's only 41°F here in East Tennessee.
>>526689255Damn climate change
>>526699258>>526699489The pajeets are shitting again.
>>526689255it's so over o algo
>>526689255Storm loadout is ready
Fake news climate tard.
I got a big wood stove. I'll be ok. Probably should get some booze though.
>>526689281Freeze the subhuman southern trash out.
>>526689255first, this dumb nigger doesnt know what okra isthen he tells people to get more stuff for their fridge. then he accepts fake pictures (euros are the prices if you look for one second)how are these weather fags famous? he's hard to look at and i cant stand the things his mouth does while he talks. i feel like punching him
>>526700818>powers gonna be out for a week>stocky our fridgefuck these niggers are stupid. rolling for massive yankee death
>>526700910>power will be out. along with dangerous driving condition>just starve to death
>>526689255prob just gonna smoke a bunch of weed and cook food. its gonna be comfy.
>>526701187>doesnt know what survival foods are>cant into canned foodyou wont starve to death in like 3 days you fat fuck. youc an go a week drinking water/booze
>>526689255>THE TEMPERATURE WILL BE "ZERO"Simple, just do what I do when I ain't payed the gas bill and need stay warm>Pull up a chair>Turn on the oven>Open the door>Get on the floor>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>>526701193looks cozy, glad i dont live there though.
>>526700910>0 degrees lows next week across the whole south>surely the food in your fridge will spoil
>>526701240>food in the fridge will spoil in an ice storm
>>526701319is your house gonna be 40 degrees or below? retardsthe only thing i can see to mitigate is sticking your food outside and hoping a racoon doesnt eat it all
>>526701367is your fridge outside?
>>526689255>HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE THIS?By paying more taxes, living in pods, eating bugs, and importing millions of browns.
ok anons here's what i would do>have propane pumpkins and a propane stove>have propane generator>have propane heaterif your power is going out, all that fucking food in your fridge is going to spoil unless it's outside or some shit. >have some canned slop to keep the women/children shut the fuck up>have booze handy>stock up on shit you can eat without having to store it in a fridge or cook in case shit goes wrong it's all about doubling over your preps, coming from a guy who has survived some fucked up shit before.
>>526689255>"its freezing!" put on a sweater nigga
>>526694149I mean I can still breathe in that environment but not much else.Srsly when I was in Costa Rica I drank beer in a pool and watched a sloth climb halfway across a vine......for 3 hours.
southern boys are pussies lmfao. Michigan chad here (aka the snow god) I just got back from running 3 miles with a 50lb ruck bag on my back in 3 inches of snow in 16 degree weather. 15 min miles.
>>526689255Calichad here. I just saw massive clouds overhead, and they all passed by. Enjoy niggers.
>>526689255Honestly I'm more curious how's northern Mexico going to deal with a blizzard. In New York this is nothing but God bless anyone who lives in Buffalo
>>526701946the problem is these retards dont understand that ice storms (not snow) will knock the power out because the south doesnt have the safeguards against it and it will be out for a week or more. these fucktard weather fags are telling their viewers to prep by filling their fridge (that runs on that electricity) with fucking perishable shit. there will be mass normie death, and it's going to be their fault.
COMFY FIREPLACES, HOT CHOCYS AND FROZEN FUN WILL COME YOUR WAY BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY "THANK YOU WINTER-CHAN. LET IT SNOW!" IN THIS THREAD
>>526694149Ya it's -22f right now a half hour north of Minneapolis, and in 7 months it'll be 100f with 100% humidity lol
Why is there literally nothing on radar right now? How do they tell everyone that there is going to be this disaster when there is nothing showing yet? Been a weather nerd all my life. I never heard of anything like this.
>>526689255I LOVE WINTERI LOVE WINTER CHAN
>>526691127It says you’re getting 16 inches of snow on sunday dumbass
>>526691209I LOVE YOU WINTER CHAN>>526693083WINTER CHAN GROW
>>526689745you dont pay the 20 dollar water bills either, so what does it matter?
>>526702316https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/goes/fulldisk_band.php?sat=G16&band=GEOCOLOR&length=24&dim=11
Damn RIP the homeless people
>>526693459Make sure to get a bear proof container so the bears don't get to it.
>>526702387then why do 3 different weather forecasts say 4 inches?
>>526702316Like...where the fuck is it?
>>526702387yeah, youre in the same position of the people forecasting the weather, a dumbass.
>>526702285just because 82f "feels" like 100f to a snow nigger, does not make it so.
Why the fuck does this still cause widespread power outagesWhy are electric companies and linemen so fucking lazy
>>526689255Im in Florida lol nothing ever happens. Even hurricanes are fake and gay. I was in on a barrier island in Helene. oooo a little water big whoop. Wake me up when we get nuked or yellowstone explodes the crust of our continent.big woop
>>526702453ok? Current conditions still don't justify this hype. Fake news. Let me guess, it's gonna be some BOMBOGENESIS or some new shit. They are making these storms.
>>526702592they like overtime pay just like everyone else. also, if the power company says leave it alone, its fine. they do that. they dont ride around in their fucking bucket trucks on their off days looking for "problem areas".
>>526702631they are making them yes. it will be a disaster they make happen by suggesting people do stupid shit like buying milk. wtf they are doing the hegelian dialect, creating the problem. watch what the solution is. you vill eat ze bugs so we dont have massive ice storms that they created now.
>>526702466Because they’re retarded? Why are you trusting your boomer tv nigger? Watch a schizo weather youtuber if you want actual data.
>>526702479i live in Iowa and we are just now getting the really cold weather (-30F tonight) coming in. it isn't yet starting for the southern states but will likely overnight Friday. it's supposed to be the worst on Sat-Mon for the southern states.
>>526702555Better than being a shitskin I guess!
>>526702750Weather forecasting isn't supposed to be like plotting out a disaster movie. Where the fuck is this storm? Never in my life have I heard winter storm warnings when there is still no snow on radar. It's observation not prognostication. Where is the snow?
>>526702808>it isn't yet startingI have never seen advisories for something that is not there yet. Idc. I watched the weather channel as a kid.
>>526702872you know damn well theyre gonna make it happen. that's what they do. they just publicly admitted by accident via james okeefe that theyre doing weather mods.
>>526689255Your spit and snot does not crystalize until it is below -20F, and -60F if you want to do a party trick and launch phlegm through the air and hear it freeze in flight. Sweat is the problem; do not dress so heavily that you begin to sweat, that will fuck you. If you do not already have enough food to last a few days (as an american, we have big fridges and storage space in our smallest accommodations) you deserve to be removed from this world
>>526702872god forbid they warn people a few days out. idiot
>>526703007In all honesty I believe in weather modification and the man made creation of storms. But I think the technology still sucks ass. Their "storms" are weak. You can tell they don't have the real bite of a natural one. Haven't had the thunderstorms I used to experience in the 90s as a kid in decades. And it wasn't just cause I was a kid we would get hail and tornado watches. Now it's all this wef "weather" and they suck at it.
>>526689255I used to live in Oregon so I welcome the snow :D
>>526702750We will accelerate frozen America and take the opportunity to remove undesirables. White people in America passed the tipping point of fatigue at right about the end of the Biden admin. There is no untipping it cannot be done. This is the stregth of white people, we've already won.
>>526703038You are the idiot bud. There is no way they don't know what they are doing. Predicting snow storms before there is a snowstorm...not how that shit works. Only now in constant psyops movie clown-world. You're one of their clowns.
>>526703169>opportunity to remove undesirablesHate weather modding, but for this reason they can block out the fucking sun for a bit for all I care. Yea the tipping point is crossed.
>>526703169i wish you were telling the truth. if the north pole shifts here, and that's why trumps buying greenland, then based.
>>526702872they can predict longer term movements of large air masses so there will definitely be a ton of precipitation no matter what. but the specific forecasts for rain/snow/ice keeps changing so there's a lot of hype to keep people looking at the updates and advertisements over and over
Remember in 2021 when Texas was in a blackout, people were stuck in their homes with no power but skyscrapers in downtown Dallas were lit up, heaters on with no one inside
>>526703411checkedthis is also true. i never see ads but all these normies do
>>526703422checkedand now you have jewtube "meteorologists" telling them all to stock their fucking fridges up like it's gonna be 40 in their houses. fuck i hate this clown world. theyre setting up disasters and are going to propose solutions. no state of emergency yet right?
I'll pray for you guys
>>526703534Preemptively
>>526702479Go to tropical tidbits dot kom go to models then scrub through the timeline you'll see how precip develops a little better
>>526703411>there will definitely be a ton of precipitation no matter what>definitely>no matter whatEhh idk. Especially since I have noticed that we get slammed with real snow whenever these assholes say nothing about it. pic related is unnecessary at this time. Unless this is all scripted out...
>>526703598theyre still going to be without power for weeks. nobody in my network of linemen have said anything about any of us goin there. usually if theres a hurricane we know a week ahead of time that we're going so we can plan
>>526698911West MI anon reporting in. My SoCAL wife and In-laws thinks this is the apocalypse. The door on the coop is frozen shut, so the chickens are in the garage until it warms up but other than that nothing else is different lol
>>526703625Models of air masses are cool. I do believe they can make predictions with them of course. Nothing I am seeing justifies warning the entire country of some impending disaster. If anything, when most people see some flurries they will only grow to distrust these people more.
>>526689255I'm going to be driving through the storm sat and Sunday no snow tires, I don't give two shits nothing ever happens.
ny/nj border area. expecting 17" guess I'll actually have to shovel this time.
>>526703787Weather people in my area are quicker to issue warnings, turn sirens on, etc, than I remember growing up. There have been enough fuck ups due to not warning ENOUGH we’re getting over-warned constantly to the point of warning fatigue
Put on all your clothes including multiple pairs of shoes. Eat all the eggs you bought and drink all the beer. If it gets too bad scavenge the foam from your couch and duct tape it your feet hands and top of head.
>>526703989How much browner is your area since childhood? That's why.
I'm just going to be comfy in blankets at home.
>>526704303i feel this, i see this. when i was a child we never saw brown people in our towns. now we're the minority. fuck this clown world.
>>526689255My ex left me on Boxing Day and started fucking other guys exactly 21 days later. Glad he might die in Georgia this weekend if drives
>>526705388sorry your gay boyfriend left you, anon
>>526693473>weather isn't politicshttps://centerclimatejustice.universityofcalifornia.edu/what-is-climate-justice/
>>526690630Of course he will. He's a troon it's why he mentioned it.
>>526703029One doesn't even need food to last a few days. Especially an American
>>526706850yeah no i hate how people eat like 20 times a day here. i eat once a day, steak. might snack on fruits i grow in the yard. fuck the consooomer culture and the state mandated lunch break that keeps fat food in business.
>>526689255Mutts freaking out over snow. Claim to be able to take over Greenland.The absolute state of cousin fucking Muttmerica.
Imagine if this next storm the GFS is forecasting after this also verifies.
>>526690223central tx fag reporting in. the blizzard of '21 was max comfy. all things considered, i have to say i had a pretty good time...
>>526689255I was in Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg this morning. It was a ghost town. It's usually pretty dead in winter but this was weird. We got to town at 10 and we're the only non workers there. By the time we left at 1130 there were 3 other cars in the parking lot. 0 cars in 2 different motels. I spoke to the locals about it a few times. They all said the same thing: storm is coming. This area does get some snow but it's not often they get blasted by winter holocausts like this. I drove through rain all day to get back to Tampa knowing roads would be an icy mess in central GA.
>>526689255Starve to death in a blizzard you shitkicking podunk motherfuckers.
>>526691883I stopped using those after one over reacted and burned me
>>526691296It'll be in the 30s at night all next week. After spending a week in sub freezing temps I'm happy to see 70/80 the rest of this week
>>526689255January and February always suck in the North East. Been living here for 43 years now...
>>526705388
>>526689255> 0 degrees> HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE THIS?pussy
>>526689255haha
>>526689255>We are completely fuckedI’m completely comfy in my NEET cave, not having to shovel my driveway unlike wagecucks.
>>526689255Just so you guys know there's a weather guy called joe bastardi who works for oil platforms predicting hurricane seasons and every year his winter forecast is correct and back in sept he said west coast mostly warm with plunging arctic air central north america all the way down to the south
>>526689255Meanwhile 70’s and 80’s in FL. I’m a little jealous though
>>526693083I'm glad winterchan posting is back
>>526703111>>526703007Hurricane Helene was manmade. HH haha. The jews control the weather using US tech, they have been getting really aggressive with it recently, and making it too obvious to the goyim.
>>526693083Winter-chan grow!
>>526703745nah its not gonna be that bad. The forecast has been changed twice now for texas, where I am they were sating 2" of ice for sure, now they are saying maybe half an inch. posted it several times today, when they hype up a storm its always a wet fart. when a storm is actually dangerous they wont say shit until half a day before. a population whipped into a frenzy for an overhyped storm generates more money, and an unprepared population during actual danger generates more money, and is also a big dose of that anarcho-tyranny (((they))) love so much
>>526691716>Do your cars not come with that little plug on the front to plug in these are for diesels, which can be quite hard to start in extreme cold >so the battery doesn't diethis is not what they do; they're block heater plugs.
>>526703787>If anything, when most people see some flurries they will only grow to distrust these people more.remember the hurricanes of 2016-2017? "all of florida is gonna die!1!1!" if people were going to figure this shit out they would have done so by now it happens every fucking year. And every bad storm is always forecast to be not so bad until the last possible minute. Theres a point where even if it is pure incompetence it can no longer be called anything but malice.
Torontofag here how fucked am I?
>>526693948not to mention it takes some frontal lobe action to successfully react to hitting black ice.
>>already used all my sick daysIt's January
>>526689255>tfw snow and cold, but I don't have to live in CanadaI've got a fireplace, and plenty of wood to burn. Nice comfy Saturday/Sunday.
>>526689255Not huge snow anymore, mostly sleet and freezing rain
>>526708836yeah the panic factor makes them watch jewtube ads i know because they cant into adblock or non slop ass browsers. i get it. but still, as a floridian i know whats about to happen. and as a lineman. i know for a fact we got called up last time texas was gonna happen and they wouldnt let us go there. this will be bad only for whites, not the beaners or jeets. and the fact that theyre telling these retards to stock their fridge up... holy fuck
>>526689255it's -20* here in Minnesota. Comically enough because of the lack of snow here we will bitch about global warming all the while Texas is getting snow.
>>526710398Worse, it's down to 38% humidity. Best start boiling my clove water again.
>>526710398so how do niggers survive up there? do they ever die off?
>>526689255Its almost like its winter or something
winter storm discord-/gVJ4XaRq
>>526711475isn't humid cold worse
>>526711802It's plenty warm in my house. Also dry as fuck. Internal humidity is 20% which is hell on your skin and lungs.
Aww poor baby ;((
hoping ERCOT actually learned their lesson and doesn't dick us this time
>pol>reporting the weatheris this pol or the local news
I would be excited too if that was happening near menothing cool ever happens here can one of you fags marry me so I can get a US visa
>>526708900The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
>>526689407Me Wrapped up in my Foreskin.
>>526690606It's the same here too. The entire country grinds to a halt with a little snowfall.
>>526690575>I live in California, i'll be outside having anal sex in the warm sunTell your BBC bull not to be too hard on your colon.
ITT:Mutts whining over some snow
>>526714476yeah fuck that shit, i live in zone 9a, i should have fucking tropical fruit. my trees are confused. they all started flowering too early and now theyre all not gonna give me fruit this eyar because these davos fruits wanna ice the earth.
>>526698754why do I just know that your place is messy as fuck?
>>526689255It's just a little snow. Not a big deal.
>>526689255if temperature reached zero, there would be no energy to re-initiate entropy. it would be heat-death.
Florida here.Don't give a fuck.
learn to recognize pajeet threads. learn to stop giving (You)s, which end up as rupees, to the wrong posters. jews pay pajeets to spam this board en masse with the same agendas that you're still associating with only jews. since 2023 you are much more likely to see jew noise posted by a pajeet. there are a hundred times as many pajeets as there are jews. if you want any part of the internet to survive, you must detect, reject and redeem pajeets everywhere you find them
the majority of pajeets on /pol/ try to hide the fact that they're pajeets. in addition to "leaving that part out" they will proactively, persistently misrepresent their true form. pajeets are all about assuming other people's roles, from today's outsourcing and replacement migration all the way back to thuggee bandits lying to travelers about who they were. pajeets are devoid of their own identity, making them the ideal globalized goyim. they don't want a home where they belong. all that means to them is "compete in squalor." much better to go somewhere nicer, built by other people, and do their jobs for less pay and live slum-barracks life in their suburbs. pajeets don't want to be home. they also don't want to be pajeets. jews know exactly how to play their insecurities and dopey ambitions like the innocent rube fresh off the bus from the cornfield. this is their new golem to replace the ones that don't love them anymore
pajeets should be posting on bharatchan and living on the subcontinent
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>>526689255Blankets and heat? As long as you're sheltered you will survive, look at ppl living in eastern Russia where every winter is like that.Just don't do anything ass-retarded like working yourself into sweat while outside, or go jogging.
>>526690223We are going to get so much car pileup footage from this
Is it over?
>>526689255ICE AGENTS ON ICE! Shit's gonna be kino.
>>526689255>>526689255>>526689255NOOOOO NOT THE SPICS AND NIGGERS AND BABY BOOMERS NOT THE HECKING SNOW OHH NOOOOOOOO
>>526691209I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
>>526699695very brown. worked the ski resorts for many years. i can count the number of darkies i saw on 1 hand
>>526689255
>Literally nothing happensAll the states already equipped for snow>PanicAll the shit on the south
>>526689255Is this a cold wet bulb?
>>526690575Average californian
West Michigan here. We are down to -1 degree F when I woke up
>>526724947That's what she said.
Philly metro here. I’m SO ready for comfy nonfunctional chaos.
>>526689521Cold in otherwise hot climates is not the same as cold in cold climates because the infrastructure is not setup for it.South Australia has more deaths from hypothermia per capita than fucking Sweden even though it averages 9C overnight in the Winter there vs -3C in Stockholm.Most hypothermia deaths in Australia are old people inside their home because our homes have absolutely dogshit insulation and many homes don't have any form of central heating. They go out and buy $15 electric fan heaters which barely do anything as all the heat escapes from their shitty fibro house with single glaze windows. Most hypothermia deaths in Northern Europe are drunk people that fall asleep outside because their homes are actually liveable in the winter unlike ours. We also don't salt our roads here because it almost never drops below freezing, but in the rare instance that it does black ice becomes a real concern, especially since no one knows how to drive to the conditions.
