Man in New Jersey walking through forest at night only to find mother****** alien spheres of light floating in mid air!!!!https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/1qki334/serious_orb_in_the_forest_iv_3_minutes_ne_ct/
That's just will o the wisp
It's 2026, bro. You glowies not allowed adblockers?
>>526710415>no webm>fucking r*ddit linkYou should be publicly hanged.
>>526710415Those are someones house lights
>>526710492its good for humor sometimes if the ad is funny and related to their habits. imagine how bad the olive oil must be to be industrially used for producing chips
>>526710415>linking Reddit >no webmFucking BASED. Makes these tards seethe OP. Stupid fucking niggers take 4chan too seriously and can’t click a link because of MUH website wars.
>>526710415I've seen orbs before. These are just some regular ass lights.
>>526710415Bro wtf im in pomfret and saw one in the woods from my window and it was too high for window of a house downhill past the trees and was too stationary to be a car driving past so unless it was a drone idk about the angle, but it was also too low to be in the skyWhere is this guy seriously i wanna know a more precise location other than NE ct
>>526710668It's worse. Read the ingredients and it is always sunflower oil first. They might sprinkle a drip of olive oil later. Hilarious when they try to beand this stuff as healthy though.I hate 4-pointed stars.
>>526710415Also he isnt in New Jersey. He posted it to r/NJDrones but that could just be a subreddit he likes. He says in comments and video title he is in Rural northeast connecticut. Im sort of in suburban northeast connecticut.
>>526710415More like ILLEGAL ALIENS out of Newark.
>>526710415HOLY HECKIN HECK, ITS REAAAAAAAAAL
>>526710415>rgo the fuck back nigger
>>526710415Why did you put Lay's in the screenshot?
I don't believe the chips are really that healthy
I’m an alien.
>>526711409That's a diarrhea pie isn't it
>>526710415>stupid nigger sees lights in forest>must be the ayy lmaosLooks like someone's house on the other side. The lights doesn't even move. And why do the retard turn off and on the flashlight if the point is to film the fucking lights?Ayy content: 1/10As a troll post: 7/10, as I'm annoyed from having wasted my time.
>>526711556>when you took your pic but the train is still coming
Dude had a shot at undeniable proof and a video that would have made him rich, and he decides to just... not go inspect the lights?Somewhere in the back of his mind, he knew it was just some house lights from across the woods, right?Otherwise, by all means, go fucking document these 'orbs'. I want paranormal shit to be real. I love it. But goddamn why can't people put in the effort to capture shit when it happens?
>>526710415>>526711409>>526712109AyyyyyyyyLmao
>>526710415Redditor is a complete fucking faggot.I made an entire throwaway account to ask him for more details.Called him out for not answering some guys question:"Need more context…where did you first see them? In the air or closer to ground, as shown in the video"To which he replied nothing about in the air and just said i made more videos check them out. Said he didnt answer and called him a coward for not even posting his town.2 comments and then boom im blocked by faggot OP so cant see his postsKill yourself
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