I was going to go to the store yesterday but all these fucking panicking niggers literally bought all the frozen pizzas and sandwhich materials leaving me with fucking nothing, no Alfredo sauce jars were left and no frozen corn taquitos or anything. I told myself I would go to the store tomorrow but it's already fucking snowing and there's ice on the bridges and streets now and idk what to do. I live in Oklahoma city and I just tried ordering dominos but nobody is picking up the phone
>>526775819How do you not have a credit card and a supermarket nearby? Retard
>>526775864I went to the supermarket yesterday there's only one crest near me within 10 miles and they were cleaned out
A hot plate from a thrift store is like $5. Take the soup pill.
>>526776010I'ma probably have to go the soup route and make 1 trip to a dollar store for soup actually not bad suggestion
how do you have your own apartment if youre a neet?
>>526775819>frozen pizzas and sandwhich materialsyou must look like shit if that's what you eat.
>op is the grasshopper in the ant and grasshopper story starve to death, nigger
>>526776084I get disability from 4 years in zog military
>>526775819You don't want dominos>Dominos here has been jeeted Go get some beans and rice. WTF!?!I have literal cases of these on shelves in casse the SHTF. Chinkeys can surive for years on just rice you literal nigger. And you are afraid of a few days?What a fucking pussy!
>>526776091I mog you I'm 6ft 7 with perfect 22 bmi
>>526776033dollar stores/gas stations are decent. You can also buy some third worlder food on facebook. Apparently a bunch of them cook food and sell it on craigslist and apps to avoid licensing. Might be able to trade shit other than cash too
>>526776033>I'ma probably have to go the soup route and make 1 trip to a dollar store for soup actually not bad suggestionwatermeatvegetablesspices/seasoningBe a big boy and make it yourself. Learn to cook rather than eating the chemical waste that is put in cans bro.
you dun goofed OP. should have ordered a couple pizzas yesterday and just saved them.
bundle up and walk to a gas station and buy shit there, faggot. You don't have anything better to do anyway and maybe you'll have a weird experience you can post on /x/ after.
>>526775819Quit eating literal goy slop first of all. Learn to cook. It’s easy. Get all the staples and go from there. Also just drive? It’s not that crazy. Just go way slower. Don’t accelerate too quickly. Give yourself TONS of stopping room. I’m a long liner all the up here in Fairbanks Alaska. Driving on ice hauling 20 tons. If I can do it, you’ll be alright.
>>526776152>6ft 7 with perfect 22 bmiThat's 195lbs!KEK! You look like Jack in a Tim Burton film.
How are you not stocked up ejiitt
>>526776225true
I wish I had nice food
>>526775819>was going to go to the store yesterday but all these fucking panicking niggers literally bought all the frozen pizzas and sandwhich materials leaving me with fucking nothingOther foods do exist. Hope it helps.
>>526776341I actually weigh exactly 240. I can tell your a faggot tho fishing for pictures so you can jerk off the them. kill yourself
>>526775819Ah, the parking lot. The American's natural habitat.
>>526775819Why would you live in Oklahoma City where’s there’s too many tornadoes especially wedge tornados?
>>526776432OP wins Nigger of the day
Eat a big burger
>>526775819Get some cans of deenz and cans/jars of olives. Get some cheese. Finally some bread. You can eat this for days.
>>526776432>I'm 6'7" BMI 22>I actually weigh exactly 240you magically gained 50lbs in the last 2 min? Impressive! Must be that dilating dildo! YWNBAW
>>526775819this whole post is dark as fuck>OK cityfuckcute hands btw no homo
>>526776554my disability payments are tax free in Oklahoma and in OKC I am close to a lot of good restaurants
>>526776653hey faggot you know you can just download grinder if you want to have sex with men
>>526776692>tax free in Oklahoma and in OKC I am close to a lot of good restaurantsThen go walk in the snow, snownigger
>>526776810I don't wanna walk in the snow and I don't wanna drive far in ice I'll drive close to a gas station for soup but I'm not going any further because I have to take a bridge to go further
>>526775819>fucking panicking niggersI was just thinking about this phenomenon while driving today. These retarded niggers are not only fucking retarded to think they'll be snowed in for weeks (we're getting like 6 inches of snow here) but they're so selfish that they will rush to the store and clear everything out. Imagine some disaster happening and food is being rationed. These niggers would stomp your head for a chance to get more food than they actually need causing others to starve. Selfish, retarded fucking animals. I hate niggers so fucking much its actually unreal at this point. I'm so sick of living in a me-me-me selfish society full of these low-trust, opportunistic niggers.
>>526776945thats why you don't go to the store to shop during SHTF, you go to finally cleanse society one wide eyed panicking nigger at a time
>>526775819when in doubt, take the ramen pill from a dollar store
>>526775819>>526776184Always have a good stock of eggs. Eggs are the perfect food, nutritive cheap can be used and eaten in do many ways most of those easy even for a retard.You can eat multiple per day just watch your sofium. It even provides choline, might help on the retard aspect..Ideally get 2 chicken if you can. What you feed them will have the most impact on their eggs, color and taste.Industrial eggs are fine too, especially health wise it's the same, free range or not is the same shit, often fed the same grains.... Which does affect taste / color.
>>526776751>faggotSo you admit to beingDumbNot preppingToo scared to go to the store cause niggers will get youBeing a lankletand now a degenerate homosexual?How many cats do you have anon?
>>526776937Ahhh, you drive like a bitch too? I've driven in some of the worst snow you have ever seen in a rear drive car and never got stuck. You're lazy and fishing got anons to bitch to.Yes, I gave you the OP is a nigger award for a reason.I see I was 100% correct.
>>526776134My dominos is staffed by local teens (White) from the sportsball clubs
>>526775819Doordash with no tip.Make it someone else's problem
>>526775819You had days to prep
>>526777160>Always have a good stock of eggs.This. Backyard chickens are a staple for all giga-chads. I have so many eggs I cannot give away the excess. I "glass" 2-3 5 gallon buckets of them for winter each year. They last a year or more without refrigeration that way. Just keep them in a closet.
>>526775819Buy a spiral ham. You can pretty much just eat it. Make sandwiches of it if you want.
>>526775819Don't worry, it takes weeks to starve to death
>>526775819Welcome to America anon.
>>526775819Fill up empty containers with water while the pipes still work OP.
All snow americans please thank canada for giving you heat and electricity. Which they share so graciously and cheaply.It is thank canada day.The US is ripping canada off on heat and electricity.
>>526777163bad rage bait. you sound like a mad gay manlet just jealous that I get disability and neet and that I'm taller than you. this happens anytime someone finds out I'm a neet
>>526775819This is why you shop several days in advance btw
>>526777224im going to
>>526775819>>526777323https://youtu.be/PtOM2mDpUAY?t=30WELCOME TO AMERICA
>>526775819>Neet in an apartment Kill yourself.
There sure a lot of disabled American veterans on 4chan. Thanks for your service. sorry about your arms and or your legs.>>526777195The new Domino’s AU NZ CEO is ex Pizza Hut India. It’s jeeted. Those white kids will be replaced soon if not already.
>>526777374
>>526776152If that fails you can drink ketchup water like me.
>>526775819holy shit no wonder you niggers keep getting ass cancer earlier and earlier, you eat nothing but garbage non-stop
>>526775819nice job faggotsome autist is gonna geolocate you now
>>526777439cope and seethe wagie
>>526775819how long is the actual storm supposed to last
>>526777160good advice, eggs are very based
>>526775979I live in Edmond. Dollar stores still have some food on the shelves. Youre a dumb nigger for not preparing and knowing how to cook. Ill remember you tomorrow when Im eating my frito chili pie burrito with homemade chili and drinking my bourbon.
>>526776134if you make beans and rice with bone broth, it's fucking goodNow I'm craving bone broth beans
>>526777460Oklahoma has stand your grand laws come pull up and knock on every door faggot I fucking dare you
>>526777374what's your disability being fucking retarded?
Op, what did you do in the zog?you dont seem like combat armsbut hey some guys become different afteri'd help u if you were in commierado
>>526777581You won't do shit poorfaggot neet manlet. Why do you faggots post like this?
>>526775819also everyone should have a few cans of beans in their cupboards for exactly this reason.
>>526775819Nice view, Loser.
>>526777442Nah the franchise owner is based, obviously I would stop going there if he ever cucked out
>>526777625For me, it’s chickpeas
>>526776112>I get disability from 4 years in zog militaryaka the white Somali
>>526777581If you're no good at anything else and need to ask us how to get food what makes you think you're any good at self defense?
>>526775819What do you have in your house OP? I'm the master of prison cuisine.
>>526777577I'm gonna try this, cheers
>>526777614I was ATC and then failed and then went into command center for the Air Force. didn't get hurt but I lied and said I got depression and anxiety and I was somehow approved and ever since then I haven't asked why and just took the money lol
>>526775819>lives on prepared foodNo wonder colon cancer is killing off all the Millenials.
>>526777577>>526777625>thinking about those beans
>>526777614Weird how helpless he acts so its either all lies or...
>>526777703chickpeas are okay. you can use the can juice to substitute for egg whites.
>>526777795Hm, didn’t know thatThanks for sharing
>>526775819Well Sooner maybe you might want to check weather updates a week in advance.You’re better off not eating goyslop
>>526775819>sandwhich materialsAmerican sandwiches are made out of wood and cardboard.
>>526777625this. just have random shelf-stable food. beans, rice, popcorn, cans of tuna, etc.most of /pol/ - myself included - would do well with just fasting for a day or two lol.
>>526777928Precisely, the wood dust helps with our immune systems
>>526775819>Alfredo sauce jar>frozen corn taquitos
>>526777754good luck man stay off the drugstry to meet people>>526777779learned helplessness from poverty prior to enlisting is my betidk i try not to judge peopleits a fucked up world
>>526777777
>>526778017ye I've never done any drugs or alcohol in my life I'm just a tall autistic neet basically, it's why my hands look so healthy
>>526775819>I was going to go to the store yesterday but all these fucking panicking niggers literally bought all the frozen pizzas and sandwhich materials leaving me with fucking nothingI literally have a backup supply of whey powder and oatmeal specifically for those occasions where I can't be bothered to buy food.Right now, I'm just eating a big tin of discounted holiday popcorn. I never got around to it last year so I've got to catch up on that.
>>526775819Embrace the aesthetic lifestyle and meditate through the storm. Transcend the confines of the flesh.
>>526775819>not cursiveBrownoid 100%
>>526775819Lentils are cheap, taste good, and full of protein. You just boil them preferably in stock for ab 25 minutes.
>>526775819>and sandwhich materialsNot the sandwich materials!
>>526778266there are these beans and black beans in my cabinet from previous tenet and jars of vegetables in the cabinet but I'm not sure how to make or cook pinto/black beans
>>526778442give them a good rinseideally you soak them overnightbut if you're in a hurry just boil the shit out of them until they are soft.be sure the water doesnt boil out or they'll scorchseason however you want
>>526775819always keep a dozen eggs on hand, some bakers yeast and all purpose flour. get some carrots too, they last a long while in the fridge and you can use one on your bum if you're feeling lonely
>>526778670got it ty
>>526775819Wow, that sucks. Perhaps you'll reincarnate as a higher form of life after you starve to death and then you'll be able to plan more than 30 seconds into the future.
>>526777559Edmond used to be huwite but the entire town has fallenNot even deer creek is safe anymore Best to try it innawoods and fend for yourself
>>526778716Take your azz to Braums Your fault for not getting Kroger delivery
>>526778763No shit. Fucking jeet invasion around me. Its gotten a little better since Trump took office.
>>526775819Texas Hill Country reporting in. I've got 24 eggs, 3lbs of sausage, 5 cans of spam, 8 cans of chicken 'n dumplings, 8 cans of clam chowder, 2 big jars of peanut butter and some jelly and 8 gallons of water. I should be okay for two days.
>>526775819rip retard
>>526775819>Retarded neet faggot ex zogbot who cant even cook for himselflol. lmao.
>>526776112If you get that then you shouldn't be broke you faggot
>>526775819Learn the indian way so you will never starve if you are going to eat shit anyway....
>>526775819>not having MREs readyPrep harder next time if you live faggot.
>>526779326where in the thread did I say I was broke? lol
>>526777625beans n deenz n weenz
>>526775819what's going on with your fingernails mate? that's not right. were you a test tube baby or some shit?
>>526775819If frozen sandwiches and goy pizza is what you call food, kys. Goddamn, we're the monkeys and beast slobbering over it not a clue?
Americans are rich. Just one guy here bragged about europoors and that he is superior because he had 50 acres of land worth over $2 mil.Sell your overvalued crap and you will survive.Stop whining.>>526779529He is wealthy as fuck or a transgender, no other male takes care of cuticles and finger nails like that and uses hand creams...
>>526779173kek must be by UCO
>>526775819you should just order a bunch of pizza tonight and get shit that will last a week or so if you're really worried about it.
>>526778670>>526778442Mom always made this amazing rice and black bean combo side, but every time i try to make rice in a pot instead of a cooker I scorch the shit out of em and spend fourty minutes scraping the starch off my pan.Been this way all my life, its an actual curse. I've tried so many times, so many heat sources, so many variations on butter inclusions but I can never replicate that moist fluff...
>>526779359So you're just fucking stupid then Not prepare it all for the weather You could of bought a box of mre on Amazon for $45 and all other supplies you needed You saw the storm coming on the news hear it on the radio and read in the newspaper and you were like nah I'm good don't need to prepare I will tough it out From one zog to another I hope you die from starvation or hyperthermia
>>526779529His hands do look pretty soft, maybe he an offer hand jobs, blow jobs, and ass to faggots for a sandwich. That's usually how women survive SHTF if they aren't ugly.
>>526779626I've never used a hand cream in my life, I'm simply a neet who spends all his time inside and I take vitamin D and K
>>526775819they always take all the bread and easy to make processed food but leav3e behind meat and vegetables learn to cook you retard
>>526775819Buy beans rice eggs and sardines faggot
>>526779767idk how to cook
>>526775819why is your hand so feminine?
I’m guessing hands look so good because he only has hands left (legs blown off in a zog war)
>>526779761Why is your skin on hands and fingers so shiny and oily?Mine is dry, cracked and with blood dripping from those cracks.I take vitamin d3 and k2 as well
>>526779760>His hands do look pretty soft,he looks clammy to me. it's probably like shaking hands with sweaty ham.
>>526779849because I'm lazy and I've never once done any manual labor in my life except for 4 years in zog and I take vitamins everyday
>>526779840Well that means you're just like most women these days. Go suck a dick for a meal faggot.
>>526777581Alright skinny boy, ill be there in 15. Lube up that bussy.
>>526779918Literally my hands.That said: moisturizer when you go to bed does help a bit. 'Working Hands' was good until they jewed the formula and made it all oily a few years back, now I just buy tubs of whatever's local. If it stings like a bitch for four minutes after going on i know its doin the job
>>526779937dunno, it looks like the effects of adrenochrome to me. are you mashing up babies foreskins and eating them on toast?
Just eat some bananas and rice
>>526779918I wash my hands a lot with natural soap and that's about it. since I'm pretty tall my hands are pretty big and have a lot of blood flowing through them as well
>>526779937It's the same but my hands look way more masculine.I have never even had a job and I'm 29 year old skinny virgin living at parents.>>526780038>moisturizer when you go to bedI use one with Urea 5% made by german company rossman and it doesn't do anything.. because I wash hands like 10x daily anyways
Probably this poofter from earlierhttps://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/526205111
>>526780038>moisturizer when you go to bed does help a bitget some really thin gloves, moisturise your hands and then put the gloves on and sleep in them. it does wonders mate.
>>526779937Are you circumcised OP? Show me your penis. NOW!
What food do you have left?
>>526780103this is you
>>526775819Learn to cook faggot, don't rely on pre-made goyslop
>>526780284I'm jewish because I have slightly above avg size hands ?
>>526780284Kek
>>526780364>I'm jewish because I have slightly above avg size hands ?no, because kek wills it by giving you said ID.
>>526780403I denounce the talmud tho and condemn moloch and baal go eternal torture
>>526775819>minor cold is causing this fieldnigger to freeze>lives on frozen pizza and lunchables>he's gonna starve to death over being a manchild>literal goyimWhat has become of American men. AbSOLUTE KEK
>>526775819you could stand to lose a few pounds tubby.look at it as a good thing.maybe turn the heating off.shivering burns calories.
>>526779231As much as I hate living near the gulf and being in Harris County at least this time we should be okay.
>>526777708Nah he would have millions
>>526780493doesn't matter what you do. kek has spoken. do you accuse our lord of fabrication? you should prolly check your ancestors, there's bound to be some jew there.
>>526780103did this nigga really censor his fingerprints
>>526775819You are gonna die
>>526780513These are city peasants and yeah if shit really hit the fan they stand zero chance lol.Idk what makes people this ill prepared and retarded but at least a majority of Americans in rural areas surrounding the retard in op aren't like this.
>>526780103>no callusesYWNBAW
>>526780805I'm a neet
>>526780800it's a good thing that I get free lunchables from wagies then
>>526775819Learn to make crepes, useless twat.Pan, any oil, flour, salt, sugar, egg, milk.One overly full spoon of flour per crepe. One tea spoon of salt per batch, two soup spoons of sugar.Mix egg, flour, salt, sugar, milk until thick, spread one ladle on the hot pan, turn when the down side gets slightly brown.Wrap whatever crap you got in them, nutella, jam, cheese or any other crap.
>>526780800I'm not even rural myself and I have a deep-freezer in my apartment for various meats. I don't know why most urban-niggers behave like this, I swear they live day to day and never think of the future.>I'll just wait until I have an empty fridge to buy food>I'll just wait until it's cold to buy a jacket>Yeah, it's winter, but I'll never need snow tiresLiteral goyim behaviour.
>>526780857>I'm a neetYou're a bitch.
>>526775819you got some purdy hands
>>526781060ur Canadian bud I would destroy you in a 1v1 since I'm American and bigger than you
OP I am glad you made this thread instead of getting too hungry. I've felt the same lost learned helplessness, hell I still do some days. Please stay warm and eat the food, thank you to the other anons for being nice and helping instruct. I think it's a bit silly, but he might have really needed our help. Encouragement is help too, did you know I can pay someone to drive me anywhere, fly me on a plane, but I can't really pay anyone to truly encourage me. That is something we must give, and it is very scary to ask. Good job for asking for help OP.
>>526780930More encouragement from the areas surrounding you to keep your ass in your containment zone then lol.Also more encouragement to keep cutting benefits for everything till we end up in zero benefits feudal tax zone.How is your diet mainly this processed shit and you are past 25?
>>526781159Judging by your wrists, you probably can't even lift 100lbs. You're gonna starve to death because Domino's is closed. We are not the same.
>>526781194ty fren finally the type of 4chan fren one should hope to expect
>>526775819Bet you can afford losing some weight.
>>526779918>Mine is dry, cracked and with blood dripping from those cracks.I used to have a similar problem, I use castile soap now and the problem has mostly abated.
>>526780992I think it comes from this expectation that things will always be running no matter what which is laughable considering how even OPs region had a major ice storm 5 years ago.Like honestly if you live in that region and see that and are still not prepared its really hard to have sympathy.Fool me once type of thing.
>>526781205because I have good genes that gives me aristocratic prince hands and I can eat anything and my body will still keep me looking healthy because I'm built different cuz I'm not an evil bitch like you. truth nuke
>>526775819You’ve been told for three days the storm was coming, why didn’t you buy rice and beans and tuna then!
>>526781503I was playing marvel rivals and age of wonders 4 everyday for like 12 hours and I thought I could just do it on Thursday and I didn't realize everyone was going to be a bigger and stock up so much food like it'd be a 4 week storm when it's only going to be 4 days
>>526781460Lol a whole Lotta cope if you are that healthy then a couple days fast wont be that bad.Nah people arent evil for calling you a moron for not being prepared maybe this should be a lesson to invest in a pantry and just have basic shit for times like this.You can either learn something from this or just call everyone telling you the obvious evil while not being prepared at all for the next time this happens if you make it to that time.Thats the real truth nuke but your ass wont listen so either walk your ass to a store and buy some basic non perishables or go hungry I mean this is really similar mindset to people who dont board up their windows for hurricanes then wonder why their house is fucked.After a certain point you gotta get it together lol.
>>526781413>Fool me once type of thing.People there die all the time because they just drive until the tires are bald. Even small rainstorms cause massive pileups in that area because they just take the dryness for granted.
>>526781710fuck you I did prepare not my fault niggers bought everything and I have to rely on gas stations now
>>526777559>frito chili pie burrito with homemade chili and drinking my bourbon.All of that is disgusting, and you probably have some cheap shitty young bourbon too, you trashy piece of shit. I hope your heater dies.
>>526775819Why are you such a pussy? I used to walk through ice and snow to get my eats at a store miles away at night.You should've been stocking up on dem beans and deenz, boy!
>>526781316
>>526778670>but if you're in a hurry just boil the shit out of them until they are soft.Quick soak method is Mo' Betta>Rinse as you said>Bring to a rolling boil for a minute or 2>turn off the heat and let rest for an hour>cook as you would normal soaked beans(low-Med heat simmer for about 1&1/2- 2 hoursJust remember NOT to season(salt) until they are softened.You can add spices like garlic, onion, chili powder, but the salt will usually make them hard as bullets if you simmer them in salty water.For all you other anons out there looking for cheap but good tasting "ScArYsToRm SuRvIvAl FoOd" and have rice cookers, 1 cup sorted and rinsed lentils, 1 pint rice,jasmine is best, and 2 pints water with 2 Tablespoons of butter and a bullion cube or even just poultry seasoning is an oddly good combo. Don't worry Frens, WAGMI, *(P.S. Turn OFF the television, or only use it for Vidya or bingewatching your favorite based films/serieseses)
>>526781413Like I said, goyim behaviour. Alot of these people just assume corpos will always accommodate them. The same people that think not having 24hr stores is a crime against humanity.>>526781572>I was just pwaying me goydja for wike 12 houwas... I just had to buy the new skin on marwel wiwals!!!!!!Kill yourself.
>>526775819Just sit there and die anon
>>526781925Lol if you prepared you wouldnt have made this thread.And again this should be a lesson to have a pantry at all times not be caught off guard then try to emergency buy thats how you get screwed.Gas stations arent even a bad option you can survive off junk food for a couple days but again if you didnt see this coming especially with how the panic buying happens before every single storm idk what to tell you.Doesn't matter now just live off honeybuns you'll be fine.
>>526775864OP lives in one of them upscale Republican towns, they ain’t got no infrastructure or social nets cause that’s commie fascist nigger bullshit. Here in the U.S. we pull our bootstraps up! This guy is probably just brown don’t worry about it
>>526781925You are obviously some useless fat retard as it really isn't hard to stock up on basics like a few long term goods. They talked about this shit for weeks. You need enough to survive a month of hell. Should have had bags of rice and beans and cans of sardines.
>>526779840>Literally MILLIONS of jewTube videos for every kind of foodAwww..That's cute, It's RETARDED.
>>526777287>filled with sodium nitrates, fake color added and phosphatesliteral fucking zombie food that causes cancerand people wonder why they have ass cancer at 40
>>526775819you're a neet, you have free time, pick up fishing as a hobby, hope you like fish
>>526775819>all the frozen pizzas and sandwhich materialsHave you considered learning how to cook?
>>526782215Who cares? Its not like we have a fucking choice. Your genetics are more of a marker for cancer then the food you eat. I bet you think GMOs cause cancer too
>>526775819HOPEFULLY YOU DIE FROM COLD AND HUNGER
>>526782215Also natural dye is... natural. Get bent retard.
>>526780652You're a fool not to these days.it's childsplay to dox using just pics of them.That's how cops do it in the field mostly, with an app.https://pds.police.uk/welcome/pds-service-catalogue/frontline-digital-applications/digital-fingerprint-capability/
>>526775819No one bought anything canned where I was. So many beans. Beans and rice for me
>>526778442Hey anon, to add to the other anon giving legit advice. Before boiling those beans, make sure to check for stones and other debris like pieces of wood that could be on the bean bag. As well don't boil the beans that have holes on them; some moth worm ate that already (those sneaky cunts, I hate them).Those bags of beans should last you quite a while like, I don't know, 2 weeks and a half?
>>526775819Is your first name Coy or Coyote by any chance?
>>526782426ty Mexican
>>526778442Pinto you just boil them and add salt once they are done and then serve.
>>526776112God I never realized how many of you fucking military welfare leeches with fake ptsd or back booboos there are until a year or two ago. Since tou're an honorary nigger just do us all a favor and skip the food and go sleep outside.
>>526782426>on>*in the bean bagGomenasorry, I'm going to sleep early too btw. Best of luck, OP.
>>526782556ty, to the few anons who actually care about their fellow racist and helped me with suggestions you are most welcomed. to the losers who do nothing but ridicule me you have been zero help
>>526780493x7= salutingM0y Jeu= Zogb0tDon't worry O-faggot-P, you already admitted to that. Some Neo-Homos just can't into proper KeK-ian ID translations.Take mine F'rinstance:Dr. Rabbi Jabsexcept I'm NOT russian, HATE kikes and am a PUREBLOOD!Oh the Ironings!
>>526782657genuinely, how do you end up not having the most basic cooking skill?i mean you can't even boil things, how?
>>526776945I might have to live off a jar of peanut butter for a couple days, but it's well worth not having to participate in the retarded frenzy buying that the other goycattle are doing
>>526775819Fly to L.A. or Las Vegas and stay there untill the winter storm is over with then go back to OKC.I wouldn't fucking stay in shitty ass negative degree weather. Go where its warm.
>>526782807because sandwiches are plenty nutritious if I eat at home and if I do want a proper cooked meal I just go out to eat or have it delivered
>>526782657I pay your neet wages through sheer unadulterated grace, you're welcome. That is the end of my charity.
>>526782870>t. Goycattle
>>526782657>to the losers who do nothing but ridicule me you have been zero helpHey, I told you to kill yourself. That's pretty good advice for someone of your capabilities.
Sausages.Beans.Rice.Canned chicken.Frozen vegetables surely will be on stock.Buy a rice cooker or slow cooker, or single portion crockpot because it sounds like you cant cook for shit.Also battery bank and thermal blankets, portable gas stove.
>>526775819Someday you’ll be a homeless neet. Its what always what happens to you all. So look at this as training for the future and prep yourself for hunger. I go to work. I own a home have a freezer and fridge full of food and a full kitchen. I own two vehicles own tons of guns electronics whatever I want to buy. Own a ahit ton of gold and silver.have a 401k. I have a son to carry on after I die. When you are older and you squandered your life away from laziness you’ll grasp the message I am trying to tell you.
i didnt read the thread but i'm wondering if this is bait. if you're reading this without a sense of irony please make sure to spend 20 bucks sometime to just have a small store of food to keep in case of minor inconvenience lasting a couple of days. you dumbasses
>>526782539It's the looting phase of a decaying empire. I don't begrudge .mil leeches as long as they admit it's a work, they're just trying to get theirs, and this country's fucked. It's the AMERICA FUCK YEAH crybaby vets I can't stand.
>>526775819You could be eating In N Out animal style hamburgers and drinking strawberry shakes in 74 degree weather than freeze yo ass off.
RiP OP. Don't freeze to death like that one anon did a few when it froze in Texas and he left his house.
>>526775819Fuck you. White people made stew. Get teh fuck OUT if you can't make a stew to survive, you toy ass motherfucker.
>>526778442why do you have industrial grade saran wrap? those a re generally only in restaurants
>bought all the frozen pizzas and sandwhich materials leaving me with fucking nothingCould buy some noodles or rice. Could make alfredo sauce from scratch. Did they buy up all the butter, heavy cream, and parmesan?
>>526782916>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT9-xh-P8D0
>>526780513OKC is catching a ice storm then a blizzard after it, with below zero temps for the next 3 to 4 days. It's not "just some cold"Retarded faggot leaf
>>526775819Leave the country B4 it's 2 late.t. Advice from the wise one, Odin.
>>5267830231 in 5 households are millionaires in the US. the only people that cry about the US got the short end of the stick or are just useless poorfags who belong on the street.
>>526776091He looks like shit because he posts on 4chan
>>526775819Dumb ass hungry hick lol
>>526784190>>526783023>>526782539>>526776112>>526776084America is a welfare state(for now). All races grift off the jews for cash. Those that don't wish to grift off jews, should leave.
>>526776112>disabilityPTSD isn’t a disability faggot
Wypipo get the short end of the stick in America. There is no point of living in America if you are White and straight.
>>526776010Good idea. Also, pic related are cheap and plentiful in thrift shops too. What you do is instead of using waffle batter, whip up a couple of eggs and add whatever you want like chopped bacon, cheese, anchovy, bread crumbs, whatever. Instant omelet.
>>526775819Go to ALDI:https://www.aldi.us/stores/l/ok/oklahoma-city/6010-n-w-23rd/l798
>>526775819Sounds like it's time for you to learn how to cook
>>526776033>I'ma probably have to go the soup route and make 1 trip to a dollar store for soup actually not bad suggestionYou're assuming they still have soup left for your procrastinating ass. You left a supermarket empty handed rather than use your fucking brain when you needed to.
>>526784353Germans are the only thing that can save US
>>526784353i only shop at aldi. they get away with selling a lot of slop/garbage cuz they can in the US, but it's still better quality than most shit.
>>526775819Girly little hands. You should troon out and suck a neighbors dick in exchange for food
>>526775819If you don't have at least a month supply of food on hand at any given time it's your funeral, pal.
>>526779840Anymore “reasons” why you’re a worthless loser?
>>526784560Why did you edit this meme pajeetkike?
>>526775819winterchan has come for you
>>526782084>Bring to a rolling boil for a minute or 2>turn off the heat and let rest for an hournice I will try this out
>>526781572>I was playing marvel rivalsWho you maining?
>>526775819Why don't you pick up some potatoes, rice, bread/flatbread (tortillas whatever), canned maize/tomatoes/mushrooms, lentils, beans, oil, vegetables (you can almost randomly chop and boil/fry the edible parts with some oil, it pretty much always is nice), cheese, [...]?
>>526784552I always get the weekly flyer with special offers here and buy strategically what I like and know that I will eat. Like 10 packs of feta for salad at once. Or 10 glasses of French fig jam. I have a freezer that I use for longer storage if necessary. Our ALDI sells many products from other EU countries even deli stuff not just slop.
>>526775819Call your mom. Tell her to bring you something to eat. Or your gf. >What a dumb thread.
>>526775819>Served in the military>Too much of a bitch to go grocery shopping because "omg muh black people"And you think you'd survive when SHTF? You're a faggot and a disgrace, eat those faggy beans like the bitch you are while those black people are going to enjoy those frozen pizzas and sandwiches.
>>526781925You didn’t prepare though. If you did you would be, whats the word, prepared. Guess that’s the logic of a retard from OK who had to join the army. Enjoy my tax money you fucking leech.
going skiing tomorrow boys seeing all u southerners bitch about 2 inches of snow is always funny you're softer than cotton candy
>>526780364Go to dollar tree and get refried beans, tortillas, shredded cheese, and hot sauce and spread all of that shit over the tortillas. You could even warm it up in the microwave, but don't have to. It's good.
>>526775819It's crazy to me that people don't have like months worth of foodstuffs on hand at all times. I've got like 40lbs of just fucking flour in my pantry right now. Not sure how much fucking rice and beans I have.
>>526783012Your children will eventually stuff you into a retirement home no matter how much silver you stack and nobody will remember you or OP shortly after you die, 2 generations at most.
Let the freeze commence.I expect glorious videos of local wallmarts being raided
>>526785322If supply ever gets interrupted, everything will go to shit for most people very quickly.A lot of people straight up avoid shopping for food at all and just rely on Uber and eating out
>>526785322some people don't have water filters (and then the water fails and their best option is to run to stores to get bottled water that was sold out anyhow and/or boil water from a puddle somewhere), some don't have decent LiPo LED lights (and then burn house down with candles in improvised places or shit), some don't have power banks + AM/FM[/DAB] Radio, some don't have warm clothes, some don't have a plastic bag or outdoor latrine pit or w/e to shit in when the water toilet doesn't work, [...]people should get instructions for what can/should be prepared how in school, I think
>>526775819Back a massive bag of rice they come in like 20lb bags for dirt cheap enough to feed you 3 times a day for weeks.Buy a bag of flourMix flour with waterYou know have doughPlace dough in a small pan oil lighty cook the dough or air fryer or oven you now have bread >order mass quantities of canned sardines for you protein sourceAll the above are unbelievably dirt cheapAlso big jugs of peanut butter are extremely high calories and will keep you full long. Very good stuff fatty and protein dense - a must have. >pop a multivitamin for all your missing body needs
>>526776112Now do your part and get an full blown addiction fucking uncle Sam's daughter's
>>526785184i remember an US "snowpocalypse" or however they called it reportage where it was like 10cm of snow...the pure heroism of, uh, firefighters working in these conditions of 10cm snow, still putting ladders on 10cm of snow in the cold etc.
>>526784281Sleep is important anon. The Shakies are not fun.
>>526785597>canned sardinesthis anon gets it.
>>526785551No amount of school is going to fix that.Things are just too comfy and convenient these days.Even in northern landscapes around me people don't think like that anymore, even though they had grandparents/ancestors who stockpiled everything for a ''winter's day'', metaphorically speaking.
>>526775819Most fit for survival Amerimutt.meanwhile in Russia...nice fingernails, btw. rare to see around here.
>>526775819Now Then, In the Name of “Jupiter-Shekhinah”: As those who bless anyone of European descent are blessed in all ways, So those who curse anyone of European descent are cursed in all ways. Selah. Impunitively, “It is Fixed.” Amen, so mote it be. [777]
>>526785785it doesn't reach every last person but yea, we had shit prepared - they DID need to basically teach what to do with leaflets, school, [...] i guess we were also the people with the nuclear blast resistant civil defense shelters you still wouldn't really build much differently today
>>526775819lol americans
>>526785785>>526786232i'm half assed prepared since we have hurricanes every year.... 99% of my town was without power last year for a mere weekusually keep the basics - lights, water, food, batteries, and so on
>>526776112Free loading pos
>>526775819You voted for it goy. You can eat snow while we give 500 billion to Sam Altman to make ram unaffordable.
>>526786232Yes, you Swizz got it right. Actually forward-thinking people who knows that shit can go south quick.Implementing this mindset on the average citizen can be a challenge when they know nothing else but ordering food at the door, cruising down to the local shop with their electrical bike, electricity always on, always warm and comfy.They expect everything to be available and functional at all times.Some people cant learn before they ''feel'' it.They'll brush the idea away and call it nonsense.>>526786514I can imagine that it's a more common mindset if you live in tornado alley.Stay based and have basic necessities
>>526776112parasite
>>526778442>I have no food>Posts picture of foodWhat an absolute faggot you are. All fields, nigger.
>>5267761124 years is bitch made for disability. If you served over 20 years, that is acceptable.
>>526775819it's so fucking overRIP anon
>>526777326Don't do this, it creates mustard gas
>>526776332Its actually easier to drive on ice when your weighted. Passenger cars are harder to drive on ice than semis.
>>526775819good, freeze and starve.
>>526775819Get some oatmal bro. Eggs. Pasta. Anything thing you can cook easily on a woodstove just by boiling water.
>>526787279jerky.can be warmed in your armpits.
>>526775819>there's ice on the bridges and streets now and idk what to doPut on your princess dress and trade food for blow jobs with your neighbours.
>>526775819okie anon herethis is a great larp thread. the fact anons are taking this fag seriously when he's already show he has food is hilarious lol. also, you have fag hands. i'm in norman with two deep freezes and a pantry full of food. it could literally snow for two more years and i would still be totally fine. death to all military fags. you are scum of the earth and total losers. biggest fucking niggers in america, easily. day of the rope for all "veterans".
>>526787446personal experience is always important to pass on.
>>526775819Softest, most effeminate babyish hand I've ever seen on a male... Bet you've never so much as screwed in a lightbulb in your life. Starve
>>526787446Always a finnobro that makes me lose my sides
>>526787417oh yeah, i already made 2 lbs of jerky and vacuum sealed it in meal appropriate portions. insane this lazy ass welfare military nigger is gonna die cuz he's such a bitch. best thing you can do is take a header off that balcony, OP. straight up, do it.
why are amerifats so patheticno frozen food=starvationbro just buy veggies and meat and cook emi bet there was plenty of veggies in store
>>526775819Kek
>>526787647>take a header off that balcony,now now this could be start of them improving their live.encouragement could be called for.a good four or five day fast would do wonders for them.maybe put up some jerky recipes.
>>526786514the basics are obviously usually fine, but really sometimes you do have to list to people what the basics even are and it really helps even not completely oblivious peoplelike, yes, it's wise to list canned foods AND the can opener (+ that pocket knifes / swiss army knifes have one).>>526786732but again we're also not PERFECTLY prepared, it's just... past experiences and stuff that was observed abroads in events are somewhat mostly anticipated / mitigatedalso picked up some quirks, e.g. we have coffee as part of the national stockpiles and government leaflets/calculators for private stockpiles. certainly not actually essential or super helpful for survival, but WW2 without enough coffee was apparently just bad...
>>526775819You have legs. Walk you retarded fat nigger.
>>526776184This. Learning how to cook yourself is always good.>>526776112Did you get your leg blown off?
Only true White men survive
>>526776937I walk to the grocery store in -40 and I'm fat. You have no excuse.
>>526777559Fort Smith here. Has that Muslim sued the state yet?
>>526787582Imagine the handjobs (no homo)
>>526788616no, I claimed anxiety and depression.
>>526788778Silence, fag
>>526775819Fasting is good for you OP. A couple days is actually the hardest because you will have food on the mind but you can keep going much longer if you want OP.
>>526775819Imagine getting a handjob from those delicate hands....hnnnng
>>526775819do you not even have an electrolyte supplement and water? you can survive on salts and water for months as an adult
>>526788035i did two flavors, 2lbs or so eachfirst one is a bulgogi korean bbq:>4 tbsp onions sauce/fish sauce (i usually do half/half)>4 tbsp brown sugar>1 tbsp sesame oil>1 tbsp garlic powderthe other is just a classic bbq:>1/2 cup onions sauce>1/4 cup worcestershire sauce>1/4 cup ketchup>1.5 tbsp dijon mustard>6 tbsp brown sugar>1.5 tbsp smoked paprika >1.5 tbsp cayenne pepper>1 tbsp chili powder>1/2 tbsp onion powder>1/2 tbsp garlic powdermarinade for at least 12 hours. dehydrate at like 150-160 f for 5-6 hours, depending on thickness of cuts maybe a bit more.
>>526788780Then nothing will happen if you head to the store other than getting food in your stomach.I've had both of these things and bounced back. Stop looking for excuses to go "I'll guess I'll starve."
>>526776010Dumb carbs for dumb goy
>>526775819>veteran>not squared away>disabledSwitz is so squared away our govt has a SHTF supply rec generatorhttps://www.bwl.admin.ch/en/we-advise-emergency-supplies
>>526777559>frito chili pieHell yeah, gonna spend tomorrow running around and working on the cold then stuff my face with that shit until I'm sick
>>526775819i live a little bit north of you, if you can make it up to the osage ill give you some meth so you wont go hungy (im not even joking)
>>526788952the korean one looks good.i hope OP sees this for the future.
>>526789200>stuffing your face Disgusting pig behavior befitting of the slop garbage you're eating. How are you not ashamed and instead taking pride in the processed shit you eat? Really fitting the stereotype here, McTrailer trash boy.
>>526789318Tell it to someone who gives a shit lol
>>526775819You got soft hands, boy.My rough and well-worked hands hass me eating picanha and washing it down with dom perinon while your neet ass has to beg for goyslop. I can't believe you fell for the kike-pushed neet trick lmao
>>526784281When it’s real, it definitely is. I have it, and not from military service. It’s quite debilitating. It affects your sleep, your mood, the way you react to public settings. I can’t walk into a Walmart without immediately having diarrhea, sweating, getting super nervous and hyper vigilant. I have bad mood swings and panic attacks. I’m really not a fun person to be around most of the time and it’s not like I wake up saying I’m gonna be an agitated piece of shit today, it’s just the way my body responds to normal situations with fight or flight instincts. But like everything, people lie about having it or lie about the severity for personal gain. I wouldn’t wish the compulsive night terrors and sleepless nights on anyone. That being said it’s gotten much better over the years and I’m at least ready to go back to work. I got rehired at the post office a couple weeks ago and start again soon. At least delivering mail by myself is something I’m capable of doing without losing my shit. Probably why so many mail men are combat vets.
>>526775819Cut a hole through the wall into your neighbors apartment get their food. Pick a fat neighbor they usually have good junk food
>>526776109>that reference Absolutely based.
