PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Participates in a Reception with Business Leaders, Davos, Switzerland 1/21/2026https://youtu.be/FnhWsFMAqO4>Pres Trump Special Address to the World Economic Forum, Davos, Switzerland 1/21/2026https://youtu.be/prdSj9caeQw>Pres Trump Briefs Members of the Media, Washington, DC 1/20/2026https://youtu.be/oNQoMMo8hYw>Pres Trump at Great, Historic Investment in Rural Health Roundtable, Washington, DC 1/16/2026https://youtu.be/roPFrhEclsc>Pres Trump Visits 2025 Stanley Cup Champions The Florida Panthers, Washington, DC 1/15/2026https://youtu.be/bauj7YDTNVk>Pres Trump Speaks to the Detroit Economic Club, Detroit, Michigan 1/13/2026https://youtu.be/lGTJgtL_QYw>Pres Trump Meets with Oil and Gas Executives, Washington, DC 1/9/2026https://youtu.be/iaE8lw8_x30>Pres Trump Remarks at the House GOP Member Retreat, Washington, DC 1/6/2026https://youtu.be/N6tzCCyfwFM>Pres Trump Holds Press Conference on Venezuela, Palm Beach, Florida 1/3/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsdkClL2_bg>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/X4KiALfhprev >>526776058
Ultimate MAGA.
MAGA and good evening, frens!
>>526780776>He doesn't knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuKft9LpL_0
AWOOING
Should I ask kamala if I can date her daughter?
>>526780842AWOO to you too, fren!>>526780761Thanks, baker!
>Thousands of retards protesting lawful removeal of immigrantsMinneapolis is truly lost.
>https://x.com/MrWhiplash_/status/2011572880048603186
>>526780906>daughter
The control grid is coming. The government will monitor you, everything you say and do, with live satellite feed and drones+robots everywhere. There will be no escape, not there is right now. In the end the 2nd amendment proved worthless.
>>526780947Step?
>>526780499>We WANT illegals to come here and leech off of us.>We WANT frauds and scammer from third world countries to have a safe placeIf anything, this just shows how pervasive this strain of mass psychosis is in America. It absolutely is a social contagion.
>>526780964What if I just unplug it?
>>526780906>Should I ask kamalais there a 7-11 near you?i have heard you just have to walk into a random one and say her name 3 times and she appears behind the counter.
>>526780748reminder that the tarrant shill is a fag
Good evening from The Best Comfy Midwest Currently Frozen Meat Locker State, /ptg/>>526780761*ANTICIPATE* Caturday, dweebaker>>526780807*HASTEN* Caturday, dorofag school custodian who likes to yell at students in lunchrooms>>526780842*PREPARE* for Caturday, you annoying Momijiposter>>526780964and finally, *WELCOME* a now IMMINENT Caturday, you doompilling dweeb
esoteric and redacted how long has the schizo been going for edition
MAGA
Remember to GET OUT AND VOTE for your local races and referenda! JOIN ICE and visit USAjobs.gov for potential positions working for Trump!Purge all of those who are against our MAGA movement--whether they previously supported us or not! Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!Full voting guide: https://nopaste.net/4wIlmjUinrCalifornia Voter ID Petition: https://www.reformcalifornia.org/cavoterid/sign-the-petitionMake America Healthy Again Act: https://pastejustit.com/make-america-healthy-again-act-by-pugnatUkrainian War explanation: https://pastes.io/ukraine-explanationEndorsements for upcoming referenda:May 16, LA: Yes, No, Yes, No, YesMay 19, AL: Yes June 9, ND: YesJune 16, OK: NoAug 4, KS: YesNov. 3, USA: AK: NOAZ: YesAR: Yes, Yes, No, YESCA: NOCO: YESFL: YesGA: YesHI: NoID: YesIN: YesKS: YesLA: YesMD: yesMA: NoMI: NoMO: No, No, Yes, NoNE: YesNV: NO, YESNM: NoNC: YESND: YesOR: NOSD: YES TN: Yes UT: YesVT: NoWY: Yes >>526780866If the Pharisees didn't exist until nearly 40 years after Christ died, why are they in the Bible? checkmate retard
>>526780964os there a list of those 57?
>>526780964Guess Ill just keep driving my 32 year old car.
LET FREEDOM REIGN! FULFILL OUR DIVINE PROVIDENCE, OUR NEW MANIFEST DESTINY!Our rightful land:1. British Indian Ocean Territory2. Canada3. Greenland4. Marie Byrd Land5. Faroe Islands6. Clipperton Island7. St.-Barthelemy8. Falkland Islands9. South Georgia & the South Sandwich Islands10. St. Pierre & Miquelon11. Federal Dependencies & Nueva Esparta of Venezuela 12. British Antarctic Territory (incl. Ross Dependency)13. St. Helena, Ascension, & Tristan da Cunha (SHATC)14. Dutch Caribbean15. Cayman Islands16. Guadeloupe17. Martinique18. Montserrat19. Anguilla20. Turks & Caicos Islands21. UK Virgin Islands22. Bermuda23. French Guiana24. French Polynesia25. Pitcairn Islands26. Wallis & Futuna27. Peter I Island28. Fernando de Noronha, Rocas Atoll, Sts. Peter & Paul Archipelago, Trinidade & Martim Vaz29. San Andres & Providencia (Raizalia)30. San Bernando ArchipelagoWe're Americans. We dream big & we win bigger. The fact is that we cannot tolerate unfree zones with the Americas. We're going to liberate our sphere, including:1. (Western) Samoa2. St. Vincent & the Grenadines3. St. Lucia4. Kiribati5. Cuba6. Nauru7. Dominica8. Guyana (eastern half)9. Grenada10. St. Kitts & Nevis11. Antigua & Barbuda12. Bahamas13. Costa Rica14. Panama15. Iceland16. Jamaica17. BelizeIn summary, our goals are:1. Enforcing the Monroe Doctrine2. Ensuring American naval dominance.3. Reducing housing prices in the mainland USA.4. Punishing outposts of tyranny in the New World.5. Improving the US economy.6. Creating Fortress America.7. Purifying the New World demographically via mass deportation.We already have funding to enforce border patrol for Marie Byrd Land, Canada, & Greenland! Let's move forward & fulfill our American dream, the dream of Washington, Jackson, Jefferson, & Polk! We'll see McKinley & Kennedy smile upon us from Heaven!
>>526781053Caturday SOON™, Dweeber. Imminent, even.
We need an ALL-OF-GOVERNMENT response to the migration crisis in our Country!State ought take maximal action to increase deportations for national security!Treasury ought confirm immigration status with tax filings!Transportation ought collect immigration status when they inspect trucks!Interior ought enforce measures to protect our Country against foreign labor in national parks!Agriculture ought crack down on abuse of farm labor visas!Labor ought collect data to promote national labor wellbeing and enforce CITIZEN-ONLY UNIONS!JUSTICE ought launch an all-out judicial crackdown to crush migrant crime and anti-American discrimination! WAR ought mobilize to clear illegal alien terrorists off the streets!Commerce ought restrict government money to companies with strict immigration protocols and secure our economy amid crisis!HHS ought invoke Title 42 to declare a public health emergency!HUD ought help DHS to deport illegals who use government housing! Arrest them in their sleep!ED ought collect data on illegals in school and teach children of the migration threat!Energy should be tightening security protocols against migrant crime & terrorism!VA should be helping other agencies to filter benefits and keep illegals out of public benefits!Even other agencies of DHS can lend their staff to ICE and CBP! (In fact, why not establish Joint Deportation Commands in various districts across the Country?)Every department has multiple roles it can fulfill in our national struggle against foreign contamination! Labor can do a lot more than just break bad unions--they collect labor statistics, it's not hard to collect illegal alien labor data!REGULATE IMMIGRATION TO DEATH! Have every department writing regulations to protect the American people against legal alien labor and reduce the number of foreigners in America!We cannot stop restricting the barbarians until our wages recover and our Country is happy and prosperous again!
>>526780987
Death sold cheap.
>>526781053The awooing will continue and you're the dweeb
>>526780926>>526781008They bussed and flew people in, too. It's no different than the No Kings show.But yes, there are a huge amount of suicidally self-hating people in this country.
>>526780922Methheads make the most cursed guns let me tell you.
>>526781127Pass the BUSTY Act!
>>526781074fucking hours, I don't think it stopped overnight even
>>526780964Never driven anything newer than an 05. Smartcar tards in shambles once again
Looks like days are ahead, /ptg/. 23rd and 24th is when Witkof and Kushner are spending all their time entirely in Kremlin. You guys also sent a new guy, some general, to this meeting. They brougth massive stockpiles of economy related documents with them, which are likely to be about Board of Peace and postwar cooperation. Later they'll all meet with Ukrainian delegation, which is going to be the first 3 party meeting, before that USA was a proxy communicator. Ukraine also replaced one of their key diplomats, he and the general are said to be at beef with Zelensky, these changes are lkely to inflict pressure on him. Euros were heard raging about this because they weren't invited.
>>526781163>there are a huge amount of suicidally self-hating people in this country.with the day off because of the weather.
>>526780906>You ever play Holocaust? I strip naked and you blow gas up my nose
>>526781191Are the 40K Ork tier like what you'd find in the favelas down in Huehueland?
>>526780906A beauty like her must be kept barefoot and pregnant at home permanently to counter the indoctrination fed to her.
>>526780964>>526781111>Keith SelfWhat a name
>you got a lot of nerve waltzing back in here after 2 weeks wearing what is somehow one of the most basic but also the most blurry outfits ive ever seen you in, missy, hot damn. the hair being strategically messy is just the icing on top. just wear that combo forever, i wont ever complain>as for this fortnight’s autism: fuck yes. i dont have the same schoolin’ as you do but i dig this shit and there’s a lot of it too. tomboys and frens, we are so fucking back its unrealanyway, henlo, plz, tell me, how have temperatures been? what concessions today?>>526781053locked in
>>526781208Boomer response>bet me though, me me me>I don't do that so it's ok>I will never be forced to upgrade from Windows xpOk boomer, your 2nd amendment proved worthless
>>526780748Epstein
donald trump is the antichrist
>>526781210You know I don't give a shit what you do to Ukraine. Just don't hurt Kushner. Poor rich retard doesn't know any better.
>>526781228That certainly helps. But also IIRC Walz had already given public employees the day off.
>>526780987>she
>>526781228>because of the weather.fire hoses. ICE is allowed to do anything it needs to defend itself and the USG. So is the FBI. >>526781339sure looks it.can we get anything good out of his short reign, or are we just gonna have to hang out and wait till this blows over?
>526781280>haha guise luuk Im trole u haha master trole
I hate tech and gamer influencers. They're all just thoughtless consoomers at the end of day, and will shill the CCP if they can get their fix.Actually, most consoomers in general. Lot in the music/guitar space too.
>>526781280Nobody's taking up arms to protest kill switches on new cars.Push hard enough in other areas tho? Who knows what could happen.That's what these fags don't realize, despite all the insane shit people haven't been pushed to the brink yet, if they ever are? I pray Im not around to see it.
>>526781191anon there is nothing wrong with keltec
>>526781210fun fact.crossbows here are controlled weapons, torsion ballista are not thanks to the description.
>>526780906emma fuckdoll is what i have her number saved in my phone as
>>526781257No, uglier and kinda scarier. Imagine a diseased looking gun because some junkie got high on meth and wanted to make a single shot 22 and nail gun.
>>526781272How ya doin', kotman?
>>526781339>bro the steak salesman is the antichrist...But then this guy drops on you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMaTWl3yJ2c
>>526781265>her
>>526781362oh well that was convenient......
>>526781272Hello cat.
>>526781272strategically messy hair is a warning sign
Philippines. Start doing ocean patrols. Do you copy? Over?
>>526781474Wew, that's an ugly mental image.
>>526780906That's a tranny
>>526781384>fire hosesnice.
I've been drinking now for around eight hours and I was wondering if I'd either have passed out by now to miss the arrival of Caturday or be so drunk that I'd be making dozens of all-caps posts to Midnite, threatening him with posts of unspeakable potential torture and misery if he isn't on time tonight, but I've maintained an intoxicated equilibrium where I can make coherent, mostly grammatically correct and punctual posts and be comfy while buzzedMust have something to do with my autism or some shit
>>526781545And some of them don’t even look like guns. Don’t do meth man.
Milei is the messiah
>>526781637Yeah, meth is a Hell of a drug. Ain't no way I'm touching that stuff.
>>526781505you will suck her feminine cock and you will like it, bigot.
>>526781434that would smell of cheese, hops with a faint odour of fish.
>>526781476just need a comf weekend and ill be right as rain by monday, you?>>526781507henlo baker>>526781530*that you’re about to have a good time>>526780906ive done a lot of stupid shit in my life, some as recently as today, but at least im not retarded enough to have bought into the “tattoos express your individuality” meme>>526781598based drinkdweebers
>>526781494>the antichrist will be obviously evil and devilishno, it says he pretends to be righteousin fact, jesus said we would have been fooled except that we were warned ahead of time matthew 24:24-25>For false christs and false prophets will arise and perform great signs and wonders, so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect. See, I have told you beforehand.
vaxxed retards
>>526781594The admin is being pussy-foot with Americans, rightly so. But invaders and traitors protesting to bring more invaders? I've been telling them to do that for weeks. The Admin is not old/pol/ fags, they're all jews now.Bondi won't be arresting anyone.At this point I'm not even sure Donald lived beyond Jan 6th.
>>526781687
>>526781670Good man. Also r*ddit has subs for meth and heroin users. The meth and heroin communities lmao.>>526781701It’s pretty good.
>>526781701>*that you’re about to have a good timefuture cooneyes makeup (from all the)
Imagine being mentally challenged and trying to win WW3.
>>526780906>>526781265>>52678143410/10 in california
>>526781272>tomboys and frens, we are so fucking back its unrealI'm glad you're enjoying your esoteric tomboy kino>anyway, henlo, plz, tell me, how have temperatures been? what concessions today?bigly MAGA snowday monday woooooo thank you old man winterhow's the comf? what gainz?
>>526781701Much the same. Trying to keep my flu down as best I can with lots of water, but at least I'm able to keep food down. Small victories.>>526781783Given how much of a hellsite r*ddit is, I'm not surprised at all lmao.
>>526781735>no, it says he pretends to be righteousThat guy is pretending to be righteous. He quotes a lot of scripture. But you know is something is very off in the undercurrent.Trump isn't trying to be righteous in any traditional sense. Where do you even get this? He's uncouth, crass, a historically hedonistic playboy, gluttonous, and mostly down to earth.
>>526781790What causes Cute Mary to look like this (don't say sex pls)
>>526781687I'm a tranny attracted to trannies and I find "her" repulsive
>>526781835Imagine thinking there's winners in WW3.But ok. Let's brainstorm how this happens!>You send troops into my territory.>I nuke those troops.>You get angry, you send a nuke.>I send a nuke back, with 500 more aimed at every square inch of your lands.You shoot down 90%. WIN!
>>526781530>strategically messy hair is a warning signand that sign says "WARNING: BONER XING"
Did those pieces of shit that raided a churches really get let off the hook by some dei nigger judge?Just pop the fucking insurrection act already.They won't stop until they're physically removed.God help these retards if the demosharts legitimately "win" in 26' and 28'.People will legit just stop showing up for work before paying into the system.I know I will if payroll taxes are still around.
>>526781913Can you send soldiers? I don't want to lose WW3.
>>526781880They can’t shut them down soon enough.
>>526781912fine i wont say it
>>526781042their heads will explode and it will be all your fault
>>526781913Just say you know Neal, the Government will understand.
>>526781210let's just hope peace is finally near MAGAman
>>526781886people tend to get more pious the closer they come to the end.
>>526781978No they can't, and I pray for the day they do shut it down and hang the mods and admins there. Those faggots are half the problem, I wager.
>>526781937>Did those pieces of shit that raided a churches really get let off the hook by some dei nigger judge?No.
>>526781886that guy you linked is a joke, no one takes him seriouslytrump on the other hand pretends to be rightious despite being evil and ungodly as fuck trump has real power and his base worships him as a second jesussorry, but your argument is shit, kill yourself :/2 corithians 11:12-15>And what I am doing I will continue to do, in order to undermine the claim of those who would like to claim that in their boasted mission they work on the same terms as we do. For such men are false apostles, deceitful workmen, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. So it is no surprise if his servants, also, disguise themselves as servants of righteousness. Their end will correspond to their deeds.
>>526781937No, he didn't sign the order for lemon man. The rest have been arrested.
>>526781937It is extremely asinine longterm wise. If you just tell people there is no law, they'll just take it to heart and do what they want themselves.
>>526782070>rightious
>>526782055I mean Ghislane ran the place so I don’t have to imagine what they’re like.
>>526781913I am sure we can outfit and train a few Mexican battalions.
>>526782093Precisely.
>>526782091righteous**sorry, i have dyslexia, please understand :/
>>526781913You will regret telling us that at some point. Noted in my mexicanon folder.
Iran status?
>>526781783good>>526781790>future cooneyes makeup (from all the)thanks to your relentless coonposting this really isnt as big of a problem as it might have been before>>526781876>I'm glad you're enjoying your esoteric tomboy kinothis one’s more of a high functioning autist, or she was until today when she showed up in a t-shirt with a long sleeve shirt under it (blur coded)>bigly MAGA snowday monday woooooo thank you old man winterhell yeah>how's the comf? what gainz?comf’s only just begun and we aren’t going to talk about gainz because today was one of those daysyou?>>526781880water doesnt taste like it was passed through elvis to you when youre sick? lucky bastard>>526781932this guy right here
>>526781937they're on bail anon. non-violent probably first offence, isn't really suprising.
>>526782150Okay, I need my moose units too. I will try and give both you and Mexico some new Warships to fight with. Just tell D.C. you know Neal Cole.
Picture thisJD Vance goes to a March for Life, talks bout saving human lives. Comes to this basket-weaving board, where people cheered when Tarrant went nuts and started shooting people. And decides, today I undo my good deeds from today, I'm going to target Anon's for laughing at Tarrant before he killed people!Could that be true? Or are you a tranny without a friend, and a shortened lifetime of pharmaceuticals ahead of you...I'm betting on the latter. And in either case, honestly, show me a field if I'm wrong, dying to JD Vance too keep my speech my own, would be better than pretending I'd ever want to help that kind of idiot win anything again.
>>526782172Iran is small beans compared to Russia and China...
>>526782172qatar and jordan sure are busy right now!
>>526782146you spelt "understand" wrong.
>>526782172strong>Our enemy is an insidious one, seeking to divide us and destroy the very foundation of our great nation... Tonight, I give you my most solemn vow: that justice will be swift, it will be righteous, and it will be without mercy
>>526782173Can't say I've had that problem more than once. Granted, I was sick with pneumonia and coughing up blood from cracking my ribs from the coughing at the time. Well over a decade ago, now. I'm not thrilled about drinking, or even eating, but I know I have to do it or I won't get better.
Trump tacoed out on Iran and greenland. Sad
>>526782227>JD Vance goes to a March for LifeHe was bragging how will he bring another jeet kid to this world as well, that's what MAGA was about
>>526782271i have spelt every word wrong at one point or another
>>526782070>that guy you linked is a joke, no one takes him seriouslyNor do I take him seriously. But for you to be fixated on this one guy as this supposedly epic Luciferian figure is boring. He's unimpressive as far as spiritual things go. He's just a real estate mogul turned politician. You have the pick of the litter of clowns out there who make better antichrists.
>>526782173>thanks to your relentless coonposting this really isnt as big of a problem as it might have been beforethey should do a podcast called cooning the clown
>>526781272>what concussions today?I think I hit my head on tomboy booba, everything is spinning and I don't know where I left my car keys.
>>526782275So, same as usual.>>526782301Technically half-jeet half... round redneck Scot/Anglo. Them biggins with the moon faces used to be pretty common in KY.
>>526782150Ive been saying this since like 2020 in this thread.
>>526782289this you?
>>526782172Aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln is about to get there
>>526782310people take trump seriously, so trump is a serious contender for antichrist1000s of retards who no one takes seriously have claimed to be saviors of the world, they are obviously not the antichrist remember, the antichrist comes to fool christians, satan doesnt send him to fool the unrepentant sinnerssatan doesnt need to fool those who are already damned to hell, he needs to fool those who currently live in gods grace
>>526781210Sounds great! I hope we make a great deal with Russia!
>>526782366The kid will get a jeet name. His heart will be indian first.
I am not losing WW3. We make too much kickass technology to lose.
>>526782406I hope they don't float into the gulf itself. Trump would be telling Iran he wants them to hit, and the question to Iran, is why not? If you believe he's gonna kill you anyway, might as well sink some US tonnage and maybe win some back ally Cairo kids.
>>526782284damn. hope you get better soon, fren>>526782338>they should do a podcast called cooning the clownthats a little too close to that thing we all collectively agreed not to talk about>>526782342>I think I hit my head on tomboy booba, everything is spinning and I don't know where I left my car keys.sounds like a first world problem to me, fren. but unless your head stops spinning then your keys should probably stay lost>>526782401kek
The Israel cocksucker in chief fails to get Greenland but goes "all out" in toppling Iran for Israel.
>>526782173>this one’s more of a high functioning autist, or she was until today when she showed up in a t-shirt with a long sleeve shirt under it (blur coded)I have to admit I did once own one of the ones where the sleeves underneath are built-in>hell yeahit's sad that you guys don't ever get that down there, it's a very special kind of comf having a 2 day weekend turn into 3 because howling death is waiting outside for everyone>comf’s only just begun and we aren’t going to talk about gainz because today was one of those days>you?I also had one of those days, so I exactly know the feel. just gotta hit it hard tomorrow. glad your comf is on the uptick.
China and Russia will lose to this unit alone.
>>526782446Yeah sure. Putin won't accept anything that doesn't handle him control of Ukraine
i would say rape him but he'd probably like that
>>526782401I saw that thread. You cant rape a dead animalduh. That ukrainian girl didnt deserve it.
>>526782481Thankfully it's just the flu. I'll be right as rain in a few days. I appreciate your well-wishing, though, fren!
>>526782467You don't have anything stockpiled, and you're not building factories fast enough. You're fighting internally to get rid of foreign spies, your own fucking people seem intent on keeping you from anything.Trump needs to spend time inside, not writing, not speaking, doing the research and meetings. He can delegate, he must. RUBIO needs someone to take one of those jobs. Not because he's not good at both, because if you want to do that much work, you need someone with more time to do each.Set up shops on the military bases to make the equipment, arsenals are listed in the US Constitution.
>>526782372Guess i never saw it and ive been around since Mid 2024 (and trump 1)
>>526782481>thats a little too close to that thing we all collectively agreed not to talk aboutgooning the cloon
>>526782428If I were fixated on MAGA as some antichrist cult, why not Jared Kushner? He's got the 666 5th Avenue address and everything.You could even get your punches in on Trump, like he's the fool being played by the Antichrist in his family.But you just went for some dumb shit instead. You're like the Discount version of Antichrist poster schizos.
>>526782605Right. We have no stockpiles...
>>526782605>Kidnap a dictator with shit nobody's even seen before>Heh ur gonna loseBe silent you dumb nigger ape.
>>526782573
>>526782644Poor rich guy doesn't know what he is up against. You can be super rich but you will never be super smart.
>>526782469Dubai and the Emirates should dig a huge canal across Yemen and this way Hormuz is no longer needed
>>526782645Not enough for an industrial war.Russia burned 20,000 tanks in about 3 years of fighting. And we're almost ending the 4th.
>>526782428Hey why did you come here to fool Christians... wait a minute, that means you are-
>>526781272>>526781701>>526782173So /yourgal/ won a jewcritic's Choice Award and everything is just all hunky dory, isn't it? I'm about to post something very blasphemous, but it's true:>I still haven't watched Breaking Bad>not one fucking episode, not one fucking secondbut perhaps later this winter I'll get on it, just like I'll get around to watching The Sopranos and The Wire one of these days...is that why you're such a groupie for this Pluribus, because it was created by this Gilligan who came up with BB
>>526782401speaking of deerthe other day i was in some thread on /gif/ and there was this trailcam footage of this deer and her fawn. to keep a long story short they saw a small bear or cub i don't remember and the momma ran away and the fawn just dropped to the ground and the small bear or cub started approaching. i don't think i have to tell you how this ends except damn nature you're brutal.
>>526782693Don't read this shit Barron. I have to do some dirty work.
>>526782620Yeah, I don't always say it lol. And obviously Im not here all day
>>526782644too on the nose :/plus jared only has power through trump >And the ten horns that you saw are ten kings who have not yet received royal power, but they are to receive authority as kings for one hour, together with the beast. These are of one mind, and they hand over their power and authority to the beast.kings without kingdoms, so maybe he is a hornbut not the beast, the beast has a kingdom
I live in the red circle. Depending on what forecast you read, I could get a minor 0.15-0.25 ice storm tomorrow night into Sunday, or I could get a record breaking 1.5 inches that brings down most trees and cripples my part of the state for weeks. If you guys could pray that it ends up not being a big deal and is a minor storm for me I'd greatly appreciate it.
>>526782792>>too on the nose :/If you can't handle it now you will never be able to handle it during actual war time. I am sorry but you are too vaxxed and weak for WW3 operations.
>>526782717Its OK if you want to watch 80 hours of serialized content straight.I stop watching serials by season ~3 because any good story would be wrapped up by then and most of the OG writers have moved on.
>>526782857i dont actually give a fuck what your opinion is :/
>>526782792Alright man. There's no talking you out of it. I'll let you have your fun.
>>526782749Sounds like bait to get into your system, Barron, don't click that shit.>>526782857>you are too vaxxedweird, I got accused of that last thread, and I'm not vaxxed at all. what are you saying with that word?
>>526782792I don't care what your notes say. If you can't handle it now you will never be able to handle it when we start taking real loses.
>>526782800>don`t even think of revving your car up in the driveway to offset it....
>>526782505>I have to admit I did once own one of the ones where the sleeves underneath are built-inwe all did dum things when we were 17 exactly>it's sad that you guys don't ever get that down there, it's a very special kind of comf having a 2 day weekend turn into 3 because howling death is waiting outside for everyonethe sun can make it too hot for planes to land but thats as close as we got to that and youre still expected to go outside in it despite the fact the sun is trying to kill you (more than normal. fuck the sun)>I also had one of those days, so I exactly know the feel. just gotta hit it hard tomorrow. glad your comf is on the uptick.ty fren. getting back up is the only backup plan we need>>526782589anytime, bud>>526782633>gooning the cloonif anything thats worse>>526782717>is that why you're such a groupie for this Pluribus, because it was created by this Gilligan who came up with BBbreaking bad is one of the 3 best tv shows of this century (vince directed the other 2) and easily the most influential. it is fucking awesome and you should watch it because vince simply does not miss (except for the pilot of breaking bad where it almost didnt get picked up, which is fucking insane in retrospect. now he’s actually unstoppable)
Illinois needs to have its statehood revoked ASAP.
Canada #1
>>526782954
Idiots become experts overnight. It is amazing.
>>526782800u got it anon, good luck!
>>526782800>pray for me>a dweeb from the state which contains one of the most detestable, zionist, warmongering, insufferable faggots in the SenateI'll consider it, but good lord do I find it hard to have a single ounce of either empathy OR sympathy for that fucking state of yours...not to mention that fucking bat-shit insane Congresswoman of yours...well, perhaps not from your specific district, but still a mistake of a woman in Congress regardless
>>526782943this made me think of that nascar announcer Daryl Waltrip who lives by the vortex theory. That when cars are at full speed circling the track, they create a vortex that keeps bad weather away.
>>526782338kek I had to inpaint this>it wouldn't do a close up of her ear
>>526782997Not with these retards. They might be too vaxxed and arrogant to win. We might all be actually speaking Chinese soon.
>>526783001We do have the worst pols, you'll get no argument from me. And no I don't vote for them. Texas and SC elect the most cancerous faggots.
>boss gave me performance review today and dunked on me, said i barely met expectations…>in the same meeting he told me im getting a raise and he’s getting a promotionwtf am i supposed to make of that? if i did so shit how is he moving up and me getting a raise? i trust you guys
You can't be that Low IQ and expect to win. You just can't...
>>526782800don't think temps will get low enough for freezing rain where you are, during or after the storm
Friendly reminder that if you have a garage, put your car in the garage. Last time a storm like this came, little critters burrowed underneath my car, made a little bed for themselves, and chewed up hoses. Cost me thousands.
>>526782589it's not just the flu, it's the result of the solar flare. they tend to show up about 2.5-3 days after a huge radiation event. Just like yours did.In fact, one of the noted progresses of radiation exposure is mild sickness for the first 3 days, and catastrophic failure on day 3.5-4 because that's when the cells that should have been replacing when you were dosed, fail to reproduce due to bad DNA chains and cell death. suddenly you have a whole cycle of cells that aren't prepared to replace on time.For you, it's just "a flu." But it's high energy driven. Even if you find a virus, and in this world I guarantee you can, it will be a hitchhiker, not that cause.>>526782956No, but CA does. IL can probably be sued out of anything stupid.
>>526782954>if anything thats worseyea well someone (youd) me the word>pluribussyand i know it wasnt you. its too cold and im too sober im going back to hibernation town
>>526782481>not posting tomboysyou had ONE JOB
>>526782981you know it>>526782893normally this is a good rule but i think vince has a bunch of writers and crew he likes that he keeps close because he knows how valuable loyalty isnow watch this blur and me probably fucking off>>526783125THATS EVERYONE IN THE WORLD>>526783129NOT YET
>>526783117very good advice MAGAman
>>526782954>we all did dum things when we were 17 exactlyat least the thumb holes weren't built-in, I had to bore those myself>the sun can make it too hot for planes to land but thats as close as we got to that and youre still expected to go outside in it despite the fact the sun is trying to kill you (more than normal. fuck the sun)I am once again reminded of that angry sun from Mario and also pinning the weasel>ty fren. getting back up is the only backup plan we needgood enough to be the tagline on an 80's action flick, one of the good ones like When Steven Segal's an Indiananyway blurhug
>>526783076Make of it whatever I guess.Do they pay you enough?Is your boss a faggot?Is there any aspiration there?I am legitimately going to have a hard time working at all if payroll raxes are still around and demosharts take power ever again.I might have to disappear to Tailand or some shithole
If your raise is like 3%you are just keeping up with inflation. Need more deets
>>526783129Like I said earlier, Point Break is the greatest kino of all time. And it had a tomboy.
>>526782910you could talk me out of it, if you gave a biblical reason why trump cant be the antichrist
>>526782717you just know she's gonna shove that trophy in deep
Good MAGA evening, frens! It's almost Caturday!
>>526783019ok think on this.those reverse cycle coolers/heaters make the environment cooler/hotter when in use.makes you wonder why governments are pushing their use so much.
>>526783202I got a 3%, 12%, 5%, and 4% raise last year. I honestly don't know what people's problems are with the job market. They must have chosen not to work in healthcare for some strange reason.
>>526783258Henlo, Serena! Indeed it is!
>>526783113I hope you are a meteorologist and I hope you are right.
>>526783275all heat transfer devices do the same thing. its physics of thermodynamics
>>526782956Governor of California committed sedition in Switzerland yesterday. He should be imprisoned
I know there are some /ptg/ anons who believe that Jessu up in Vancouver, Leafland is also too frozen to help Midnite, but I just received word that she's not just thawed but warm and comfy with a still-cuddly figure which The Wall still hasn't fully smacked into and ready to assist Midnite as usual
>>526780748>union mobilizing non-union workersUhhhh... what?
>>526782800>I live in the red circle
Wouldn't you guess it, it was all made up bullshit.
>>52678293950% of the world dies, according to revelation, before the antichrist makes any real movesthat would be 4,000,000,000 people deadso, we are still at the beginning of the end (if trump is him)pluse, the year 6000 of the biblical calendar is still at least two years away (depending on interpretation)
>>526783323He also broke the Hatch and Logan acts multiple times. There are no plans for the DOJ to charge him.
>US backed Kurdish militias in Iran trying to overthrow the government>called "protests" by judaic media>Trump stupidly fucked up and had the aircraft carriers out of position>oops can't do muh regime change>militias get crushed>Trump sends the carriers in late>now going to just mass bomb the country without even a plan
>>526781042it's the opposite you have to find out where in the circuit to hotwire across to disable the off switchMAGAly of course
>>526783374>There are no plans for the DOJ to charge him.Pam Bondi should be removed.
>>526783076I think we call it Peter Principle, it means you're too stupid for the guy to want you on his team, but he can't fire you cause the boss likes you, so you're getting a promotion to where you either can't do damage, or you're the fall guy.Weird, I just realized that my fiends unwillingness to be a bitch for anyone else, is exactly the reason he was able to give Trump/Vance what they needed to actually win. And now some Troon, who will be dead within a decade of organ failure, thinks I need to be afraid for laughing about Tarrant.Bitch, you make me laugh even more the more I think about it.Already lost Kirk. Now the rest of us are supposed to be silent and afraid? lol!!This tranny is desperate for Trump to have no assistance going into 2026 elections. lol
>>526783240Not much of a biblical reason, but what I've already said: He lacks the gravitas for one. I guess you could say that he doesn't add up with timelines either, biblically speaking. The antichrist is only supposed to be around for 3 and half years, during a whole Tribulation period where he specifically wages unholy hell on the Church (or Israel in some interpretations). Once Trump's out of office, you're going to move on yourself and wonder why you spent so much time on this.
>>526783402>durr durr akshually it's militias
>inhalesWINNING>exhales
Highway to the /comfy/ zone!
ITS TIME JESSU!!!!nn all frens, stay warm
IT'S TIME FOR CATURDAY
greetings traveler
We will pass the BUSTY Act and make America beautiful and majestic again! I'm not satisfied with the BiggerBB's big ~$800B deficit reduction rn so I'm adding more provisions to reduce the deficit now. WE WILL MAKE AMERICA BEAUTIFUL AGAIN and fulfill the many goals of the BUSTY Act! MAGA!
>>526783309wood heaters don`t cool the environment.....funny they don`t want anyone to use them anymore.
>>526783281Some sectors are doing great (like healthcare) while others are suffering hard. Not a lot of hiring this year. Seems like you are doing fine though.
>>>526780748>Now Then, In the Name of “Jupiter-Shekhinah”: >As those who bless anyone of European descent are blessed in all ways, >So those who curse anyone of European descent are cursed in all ways. Selah. >Impunitively, “It is Fixed.” Amen, so mote it be. [777]
>>526783459Armed Kurdish militias backed by the US. That's why Turkey said they backed Iran on this one. All of the uprisings are happening in Kurdish provinces.
>>526783480>00:00:00TONIGHTHHnn
>>526783478>>526783479>>526783480>>526783481>>526783482im turning into a tomboy aesthetic. i dont drink or smoke or goon. all i do is sleep and shitpost
>>526783479>>526783480>>526783481nicely done frens>>526783483>>526783482almost nicely done frens
>>526783402It was to get the Kurds to send their resources eastward while we helped Syrian Arabs massacre Kurds in the "Western Kurdistan" region.
>>526783479YES!>>526783478>>526783480>>526783481Good job, frens and kot!>>526783482>>526783483 (Pass the BUSTY Act anyway!)Oof! So close!
>>526783478>>526783479>>526783480>>526783481nice>>526783482>>526783483oof
>>526783164>NOT YET
>>526783480ALWAYS FIRST AND MOST COMFY...NO DEBATES, NO ARGUMENTS, NO GAY, FAGGOTY BULLSHIT...THANK *GOODNESS*>>526783478>>526783479>>526783481Always runners-up and always secondary...but I hope doro nurses that flu and serena doesn't shun Caturday breakfast
>>526783478>>526783479>>526783480>>526783481GJ frens!
>>526783402Trump is not going to mass bomb Iran. >>526783428>He lacks the gravitasNope. He's got a disdain for women. He's got a head wound. He's got literal worshippers in India, and the middle easterners love him. Joggers still respect him for his The Don days. jews are calling him Mashiach. He's a smooth tongue, and he's proclaiming Peace Peace.
>>526783478>>526783479>>526783480Fantastic jobs, frens and kot!>>526783481Hurray!
>>526783555Good job again fren! >>526783558>>526783523Thanks frens
>>526783493unironically things like LEDs cool the earth more. they are so efficient they barely create heat. so the photons just fly off into space forever taking that energy with them
>>526783599>Trump is not going to mass bomb IranRetard alert
>>526783522 (Check'd!)>>526783523>>526783558>>526783578>>526783582>>526783608>>526783609Thanks, frens! Also thanks, dweeber.
>>526783622nigga really thinks Trmup is gonna use the g-bombs from muv-luv here >>526783651Np fren
Former Trump supporter here who works construction. I just can't keep silent while Trump weaponizes the justice system to attack his political opponents and throws protestors in jail. This situation is entirely unprecedented. No one has ever used the DOJ to go after political opponents and no one has ever locked up protestors before. It's insane.I should have listened to my brother-in-law who, unlike me, has a college education. He told me Kamala Harris was the way to go and even showed me a picture of her at a construction site. Hard Hat Harris would have set this country right.I'm sorry.
>>526783426>>526783201you guys are probably right. i just took it as a “it is what it is” thing. company has seen so many corporate bs changes in leadership that i just said whatever
>>526783666>Former Trump supporter >Canada lel
Remember Greenland? Oh well, time to focus on Iran instead because that's more important for jews.
>>526783697Former Trump supporter here. As a Latinx I'm shocked and appalled by the activities of ICE in Minnesota. I mean, shooting an unarmed married mother of several children while she was parking her car and on her way home after dropping her child off at school? Dios mio!To all you protestors out there standing up for people just like me, a Latinx, all I have to say is thank you. Before you were just like Harry Potter daring to speak the name "Voldemort" and now you're just like the Avengers coming together to stand against Thanos.And to my transgender srothers and bisters just know that the fight isn't over. I WILL work overtime and my taxes WILL pay for your bottom surgeries. Count on it.
>>526783622Not only does the US not have stockpile to burn helping Israel get instability it can't use as control, the removal of the Iranian regime doesn't guarantee anything, except even more risk to the area.At some point, someone's gonna look at the map, and wonder if Pakistan can sustain keeping those 110 nuclear war-heads with all those hills on fire. And then what?
>>526783666Nice try, Maple Satan.
>>526783235point break was teh gay>tomboy>some hoe in a blanketcomon now
>>526783428>The antichrist is only supposed to be around for 3 and half yearsno, it says he is a leader that ruled once but went away but then returns for a second rule. ie he is the seventh and the eighth head of the beastrevelation 17: 8-11>The beast that you saw was, and is not, and is about to rise from the bottomless pit and go to destruction. And the dwellers on earth whose names have not been written in the book of life from the foundation of the world will marvel to see the beast, because it was and is not and is to come. This calls for a mind with wisdom: the seven heads are seven mountains on which the woman is seated; they are also seven kings, five of whom have fallen, one is, the other has not yet come, and when he does come he must remain only a little while. As for the beast that was and is not, it is an eighth but it belongs to the seven, and it goes to destruction.the 3.5 years comes from him forming a covenant with israel and the psalm 83 nations for seven years, but he breaks the covenant 3.5 years into the agreementin israel they call the abraham accorded, in hebrew, the abraham covenant plus, the daily sacrifices havent started yet
>>526783599>Nothing about his own attitude and style has gravitas. He's always chummy and more relatable instead. And all politicians talk about peace, especially in the highest office capable of solving important problems.Look, I'll laugh if a guy like picrel is the Antichrist. I expected Satan to terrify the world, but he came with burgers instead. You got me.
>>526783735I wonder if that remaining lesbo is gonna marry the donor or just sue him for child support. I mean, she rode his cock to conceive I'm pretty sure.
>>526783766No Swayze movies are gay. But Chad 101 Instruction Manuals.Not even Dirty Dancing.
>>526783686Congrats on the pay raise? You did get the raise? I would brush up on my resume before you get fired or arrested for their bad deeds. Use the new title as a spring-board.It's not necessarily true, but from 2021-2024, the greatest increases went to those who changed employers. Huge gains, compared to those who stuck it out.Just make sure you do the diligence, keep quiet about it. And give your current boss time to replace you. 2 weeks is customary, if you want to go back later, consider 3. Wrap up your projects, or pass them to someone capable with plenty of info, and be available to consult later.
>>526783735>LatinxHoly fuck, stop using that word, we don't say Latinx, we say Latin@
>>526780748how's Sleepy Don's concept of a deal to own Greenland going, kike?
>>526783731Greenland was all over the news you dope. It was practically all the wef shit talked about.
to be fair the democrats are right usually the people in power lose the midterms, maybe 5% gdp growth per quarter and trump everywhere can stop it we'll see
>>526783756Former Trump supporter here. I just want to say I'm sorry for all the trouble my vote has cause the LGBTQ community. The other day I had to tell my 4 year-old gender queer nephece about Renee Good and the look on ziser face broke my heart. Guess what, MAGA: I will be organizing Dragtime Story Hour events and if you don't allow sex performers to read to a children in publically funded institutions we will be holding them in gay bars and strip clubs.
oh the dad-stabber is awake
hmm
>>526783931i am
>>526780906>Ask>to fuckHello, Incel.
Why is Hotwheels letting Indians take over Texas? I thought Texas was cooperating with ICE, but according to Blaze investigative journalist Sarah Gonzales, Indian H1b scams and shell companies are popping up all over Texas, mimicking the fraud of the Somalis.
>>526783874>It's not necessarily true, now, but...
>>526783924I would argue that we haven't been living in "usual" times for the past decade.
>>526783967>why (((jews))) doing this stuff?
>>526783950>UnitedHealth Group Incorporated is an American multinational for-profit company specializing in health insurance and health care services based in Eden Prairie, Minnesota. Selling insurance products under UnitedHealthcare, and health care services under the Optum brand, it is the world's seventh-largest company by revenue and the largest health care company by revenue. The company is ranked seventh on the 2025 Fortune Global 500.[5] America is such a hiki nation
>>526783872>gay actor>all his characters lack manliness>never acted like a real man in any movieyou are teh big ghey retard you will never be a woman
>>526783950i mean trump has been talking for months now that these types of companies are fucking faggots and should be punished
>>526783967He's GOP, not MAGA. They just can't help themselves. Some public correction like this might help.
>>526783967You should learn what's your second lady ethnicity to know how bad things really are
>>526783885Former Trump supporter here. As an autistic quasi-indigionous gender queer disabled person of colour I just have to say I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
>>526783950>Sell To CloseWhat type of position was he closing?
>>526783967dude it’s so bad. also they made a move before next census. the new census numbers in texas are going to be crazy. the only white people are me and people over 60.In a span of 5 years all the white people vanished in texas. there’s so many fucking hispanics it’s insane.
But for real, can we just blackbag Khamenei already? It'd be really funny to throw him in the same prison as Maduro, to deny him sharing a Russian bedroom with Assad to play Battlefield in.
>>526783950>pot calls the kettle a nigger
>>526783613
Reminder that I am still baking, but this one will be my last tonight.
Trump is legit dying guys. Have some respect
>>526784075It fucking sucks, man...>>526784077Check'd and it would be pretty funny
>>526783828>his own attitude and style has gravitas.The name literally means superior. He's always been known for over-the-top wealth and splendor, self promotion without apology, a willingness to destroy anyone if it keeps his immediate sense of personal pride? The guy matches basically 1 to 1. It's really just a question of when he tries to claim Jerusalem now. He's got the Kingdoms of the world lining up to join his Peace camp, which means they'll be the one's sending armies to the river.
>>526783967>Indian IT companies in the USShouldn't exist. DEPORT.
>>526784024There's a Swayze in you too. You just have to tap into it. That chud shit isn't gonna work for you. What is it they say about repeating something that doesn't work and insanity? Do the chad shit.
if america doesnt open white immigration streams you're fucked
>>526783967and your photo I KNEW IT! I can’t tell you how many indian companies have been calling me all of a sudden. Dozens a week. Out of nowhere.I google the companies and they are based in india and specialize in H1B recruitment but now they are calling me.I block all of them. fuck them.
>>526784077a successor to khamenei has already been chosen so, taking him out would do nothing to weaken the rule of the theocratic government of iran if anything it would just embolden them through quasi martyrdom :/
>>526783872>>526784024>>526784137I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
>>526784128Like I told you, have your fun.Here I was thinking the Apocalypse was going to be an epic blockbuster, but you turned it into a Caddyshack sequel.
Did you see the penguin post
>>526783950Also, UHC/Optum was best known for Buddy Coding, where they coded the patient with a Buddy Code(made up codes by the insurance company) then sent medical charts to a third party where they pulled every possible LEGAL billing code they could from the chart based off of the Buddy Code UHC/Optum sent over. Then they billed that fraudulently high bill to Medicare and Medicaid.
>>526784077its cheaper to just kill him.>want to play overseeryou should apply for that sort of job except you're probably gay
>>526784179>If we kill our enemies they win Got it.
>>526784115i found it interesting that everyone is saying that he had a stroke and his right side is weakened if true, that would be a fulfillment of zechariah 11zechariah 11:17>“Woe to my worthless shepherd, who deserts the flock!>May the sword strike his arm and his right eye!>Let his arm be wholly withered, his right eye utterly blinded!”
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>>526784225>hurr durr im retardedgot it :/
>>526784264great movie that.
>>526784225plus, it was 'capture' not killthus why i said quasi martyrdomyou retard
>>526784137you should just kill yourself and save us the trouble, you disgusting faggot
LOAD UP AND GET READY TO REDEPLOY, NIGGY-WIGGIES!
>>526784314Kill myself for wanting you to be awesome? No, I don't think so. God be with you. You're gonna make it eventually.
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>>526784225You want a better reason against direct action in Iran? Itd be Iraq 3.0. A quagmire with no win condition. We would be once again fighting the entire middle east. After a 20 year foray into the sandbox to replace the taliban with the taliban and saddam leftovers with saddam leftovers you are not selling us on sending our kids back there for the next 20. Even if you promise us another 2 million dead sandniggers.The Iranians need to do it themselves. Or Israel can do it themselves.
>>526784198You expected a better sound-track to spirits fighting against God Himself? lol, it's unfortunate that we're so readily abused by the hypnotic in movies and videos.>>526784212All the way back to Trump 1 when the Sec State killed that General. It shouldn't have happened. The US didn't need Iran as an enemy. We could have bombed the nuclear shit without making it personal. I know that sounds stupid, but it's true. Winning for Israel by destabilizing Iran will end Israel and Iran. It may take a few days for it to realize.I predict it will do amazing things for Imam and the head-chopper teams on the fringes. Who ends up actually taking that void... that's a question Israel cannot answer, imo. They're too thin, too reliant on a well timed liver cut, but you can't be on every land at the same time with so few. And Net and Yoohoo just said, 10 years.
>>526784420
>>526784390>>526784390>>526784390Like the sands in the hourglass so is /ptg/.>>526784390>>526784390>>526784390Go now, new thread, neo thread, neos thread, I am the last to awoo, and all aboard th ebattlebus.
>>526783872>Not even Dirty Dancing.no one.puts baby.in a corner.
>>526784077NoKill him, he's a martyrMake him run to hide under Putin's skirt, he becomes a laughing stock
>>526784045i blame the tylernol your momma took for whatever ails you
>>526780964Overclocked e-bike bros, we just keep winning.
