PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>526865218TYB and good evening anons
Bundle up tonight, anons
>>526865218ty baker
ice storm
The storm is uipon us. TYB, and good evening all.
>>526865489She displayed her breasts intentionally when she saw the lights and camera
>>526865218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kbkysPTnHcSocial media has primed an environment where this type of degeneracy is not only accepted, it thrives. Social media desensitizes and radicalizes even moderates into believing heinous and abhorrent behavior is acceptable under the correct context. Spend just 5 minutes on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, you will find hordes of these deranged people. They exist among us. The FBI knows about them but never acts until it is far too late. Western society is on a one-way fast track to collapse as long as social media continues to destroy minds and decay the culture.
Dan: Thanks for watching tonight, OP Nation. We've got something extra special for you. We're embedding with ICE in Minneapolis. They're doing great work that I fully support, so we're proud to show you how they're cleaning up America.
First Shift updates>Curtis and Rizzo in the studioNasty weather is in store for tonightCurtis had flights to SC cancelled, but is gonna stay with Rizzo tonight and "watch his kids">Checking in with Missouri cops, comfy snow falling in backgroundLots of layers, keep warm with full gas tank and blanketsOne throws a snowball at the other>Toledo, 8 degrees with -10 wind chill, cop outside with no jacket or hatJust limit your exposure as much as you can
>>526865688Checked. You think they're real?
>>526865218thank you baker!I miss Nye County
>>526865967Thanks for the update anon
>>526866031I think they're probably realShe's a bit chunky which usually means big tits like thatNot like the girl in pink
tybWhere's Dan? Is he staying home because he's scared of the snow?
>>526865489plap
>>526866833>I think they're probably real>She's a bit chunky which usually means big tits like that>Not like the girl in pinkChecked, and I think you're probably right. Girl in pink had some superb leggage though.
>>526866031No. The circumference is the tell. And she's definitely the type.
Whadidido Rong?
>StreamIf you have VLC or another media player that can handle m3u8, https://pastebin.com/EdYcdwMuOtherwise "the tv app", channel 88 ReelzChannel
Wada Hotel.
>WHAT DID I DO WRONG?WHAT DID I DO WRONG?>WHAT DID I DO WRONG?WHAT DID I DO WRONG?>WHAT DID I DO WRONG?WHAT DID I DO WRONG?>WHAT DID I DO WRONG?WHAT DID I DO WRONG?>WHAT DID I DO WRONG?WHAT DID I DO WRONG?Seriously, what did he do wrong?
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>526867121>Where's Dan?He's in the studio with Rizzo and CurtisThis is First Shift, which shows segments that previously airedFor whatever reason, tonight they're showing clips from when Dan was on vacation, so female Dan was hosting.
>>526867121>If I go to break in the middle of a car chase, will you die?>It would be extremely painful.
>>526867637most people who speak like this and react this way won't change their line of questioning even after being answered multiple times.>Why'd you pull me over? (x10)>Because you were doing 50 over and caused two accident>Yeah, but why'd you pull me over (x10)
>>526867238>superb leggage
>>526869684Yes, I remember her and her legs.
People tonight might be doing this just to keep warm
>high speed chase>female cop throws spikes>three cop cars disabledsounds about right
>>526869684>>526869855classic southern peach
>>526867798>female Dan was hostingkek>>526870422>>526869075>>526869221
>show opens with a snow levelsweet
>slurring her words and ramblingschizo alert
>winter storm>just a bit of light snow
morning gents
>>526870955The storm hasn't really hit Toledo yet
>>526870955I live in southern michigan. How fucked am I?
>catch you slipping>snowingmeant nothing by it officer
>I saw a rock rockin'>So I went a knockin'
dan the weather man
>>526871476>OPL STORM CENTERoh fuck off
>>526870921kek, nice edit
>>526871476>You can only pick one city shown on this map for OPL to film in.
>>526871187do u have that funny rural michigan accent?i almost see u guys as backwoods as us rednecks
she's gonna wreck again within the next 5 minutes
Why is anybody driving in that shit?Especially in Arkansas where they don't normally get weather like this?
Would be funny if he found weed in that car now
>>526871715no, I'm originally from NJ. NJ -> FL -> MI. Been here almost 5 years and we're heading further north
Never seen it so quiet on the highway in Hazen.
>>526871941sometimes you just gotta get somewhere
>>526871613100% Baton Rouge
>>526872055i love snow. i love the silence.
>>526865218gay
i missed toledo
>>526865218>56 posts in just over an hourdamn it's OverPL
>>526872182Yeah, snow is awesome. Beautiful and so peaceful when it's falling and the ground and trees are covered. Still have a few hours wait til it reaches us here. Should wake up to a wonderland.
>aaron earned an iron urn
Did I miss anything good last night or so far this ep?
>>526872105Yeah, I guess soI'm approaching it as an Ohioan, who bought all my weekend supplies on Wednesday and have been inside since last night.No reason to go anywhere and risk ending up stranded
>>526872386it's been 18 mins my bro
>Ofc. Stone Yorkthat's not a real name
Officer Joey Burrow.over here in Toledo
>Millenial Falcon
>>526872620
>>526872511oh right it's still Gaylights saving timemy bad in my defense i haven't watched OPL in nearly a year
>Looks like we're in the Millennial FalconAckshually, it's called the Millennium Falcon>You good back there, R2-D2?R2-D2 was in Luke's X-Wing, not in the Millennium FalconREEEEEEEEEE
>>526872043ah i seemust've hated florida
>you good back there r2 dindu?
>>526865218You gonna post a link or what?
>>526872696
>>526872741>R2-D2 was in Luke's X-Wing, not in the Millennium FalconWrong
>>526872816See >>526867356
>>526872696driving in this stuff at night always gives me hardcore highway hypnosis
Jermanuel?
>Jermanuel
>>526871187>southern michigan
>>526872741wasn't Luke in the milleniuum falcon with the two gay robots in the beginning when Han gave them a ride?
Is this dude actual retarded or just super fuckin brainmelt from huffing duster
This guy is boring.
>>526872802>r2 dindu
>>526873027Jurrmanual
>>526873091he's high but he's also trying to lie
Come on, he's just a good Christian boy. He didn't do nothing
xanned
i'd present stiff resistance if she tried to cuff me
knock&talk
>>526873147That's a 'T'. It's short for 'Time to Huff Solvents'.
>>526872802He should say that when he is transporting a nigger to the jail
>>526873241cousin of the kick&shoot
>>526873053yeah, joke of a storm.
>>526872913>>526873067Yeah ok, R2-D2 and C-3PO were both occasionally in the Millennium Falcon, both during A New Hope going to Alderaan, and in Empire during the adventures in Cloud CityI stand corrected.
Ha ha, homefry just threatened her in front of the cops.
>you know what time it is when i get out this bitchnot a great thing to say in front of the police
Kek he's gonna beat her when he gets out
>You know what time it is when I get out, bitchThat sounds like a threat to me
>>526873454>>526873466>>526873487>>526873523No no, that just means they are going to have a good time on a date and fix their relationship
>>526873523>hear me out loudas opposed to hearing you in silence.
>>526873523>>526873454>>526873466>>526873487Yup, unreal. And she'll stay with him.This weekend has been quite dark so far. Must be the lunar cycle.
>my wife don't hit me>that's good, she must be a christian woman
>>526873661Dan needs ratings since he just inked a new deal with reelz
>is that a threat?>yea!
also watching
>>526873757any good?
>$2,500 bondanarcho tyranny btw
>is that a threat?>yesbrilliant. a legal scholar.>released on bondof course.
>>526873728>Released on $2,500 bondYeah, she's getting the shit beat out of her as we speakI can't believe Dan told us that
>>526873794yeah i would smash both
>>526873706>my wife
>>526873757Samesies. Great to see a talented American - but if she wins, Sabs is twice her size.
>>526873523>Your honor, my client was simply addressing the dog who was also within earshot of his significant other and was merely reminding her, again, the dog, of what the time would be when he was released.
>feticideDoes Dan even consider that a crime? I'm sure he's all in on "reproductive rights."
>>526873843titlets have the best legs/butt, always
>>526873757>>526873843
>>526873866i just enjoy seeing putintseva get mad
>>526873813i sound like a loon when i share this with other people, but it really seems like this is the actual policy of most western governments at this point. i'm flabbergasted by how few repercussions there seem to be for people with multiple, often violent, convictions and how harsh many penalties are for otherwise law abiding citizens for minor infractions.
why would they choose that spelling of it>feticide>foeticide
How do they know it wasn’t just thunder snow?
>>526873726Poor Dan, forced to choose between his agenda and shekels.
>>526874228
>>526873970crazy kazakhshe seems kind of stackedimagine how mad she'd get if u spit in her mouth
>>526874110i find it hard to understand how people don't notice
>hey doc>I'm getting some serious hives and swelling lately, I think it might be that new medication>don't be ridiculous, you probably just had too much salsa from the food truck
>>526874110Leftist politicians are intentionally ensuring criminals continue to terrorize society. NYS for example, has had a "bail reform" in place for a few years now and basically every charge short of murder gets let out on bail.
A yo, we got a den of snitches
Toledo is such a shithole, thank god OPL is back there
>>526874672i know, but i don't understand how it's not brought up more. it really does seem like people already have their mind made up about what to believe and then decide to interpret reality in such a way so as not to disturb that perception.>>526874846is that were those two bumbling female cops are?
Be honest who here can drive a stick shift? I can and learned on a Chevy s-10 back in 2003…>Dan doesn’t know referring to a stick shift as a anti theft device is a inside joke about joggersLmao
I'm surprised Biden didn't pay for him get snow driving lessons.
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>>526874935erhart, janowiecki, and smith
>calls ICE
D E P O R TEPORT
>>526875059I learned when I was a kid back in like 2001, owned a couple different vehicles that were manual. It's a shame they don't make them really at all anymore and super hard to even find one used.
>putintseva already pissed
>>526875059I can, learned it on a civic si back in 2009. My first car was a 99 Volvo s70 with a shift. Most fun car I had.
The shape of Hazen's municipal boundary is interesting
>>526875059All they had in driving school was manual when I got my license, I'm not sure if they do automatic these days
>>526875134Jews did this is back?
>>526874846So glad they brought it back. It's endlessly entertaining. So do they have any snowplows at all in Arkansas?? And how is this guy in the Corolla going to make it anywhere if he gets stuck just trying to make it to the gas pump?
Do I detect a Louisiana accent on her?
kot alert
>>526875059I learned just enough to work in valet parking for a year but wouldn't trust myself in actual traffic
>>526875059i can. all my cars have been and will be stick. i don't know why people treat it like it's some rare skill. it's not that hard.
>>526875303it never went anywhere fren
>>526875361>So do they have any snowplows at all in Arkansas??the weather channel said ADOT has 22 plows
>>526875059I grew up driving old farm trucks and tractors before I was old enough to drive on the road. Also dirt bikes which is kind of the same as far as being used to clutches goes.
Cat spotted
I literally learned stick in an hour. Never tried it before or even saw anyone drive manual. Got a date in college. Had to borrow buddy's car, lied I could drive shift. Took it to parking lot. Taught myself. Picked her up and took her out. Went smoothly except at RR tracks stop at the top of a hill, where I couldn't get over the hump for a while. After dinner out, I did get humped. :-)
>>526865218Bradley Taylor like Andale, go amigo
That's a cool truck. I'd love one just like it. Single cab and a stick is all I'd ever need to do some work.>>526875059>who here can drive a stick shiftI can. It takes about 10 minutes to learn but about a week to master especially if you live in a dense city with hills and have to learn to hill stop and get into gear at formula1 launch speed as a line of cars behind are going crazy and honking.>slowly sliding backwards and stalling out during rush hour traffic ;_;
>>526875288Interesting. Chief Taylor's always on the highway section, I've never seen him in town.
>>526875059I can, also drove a truck with a super10 for a bit
>>526875361that spoiler gives him a good 5 pounds of downforce at 50 miles an hour. if he gets up to speed, he's golden.
>>526875269>>526875278>>526875294Driving a manual is so much fun even if you’re in a shitty car you feel like a race car driver sitting at lights playing with the stick while it’s in neutral.>>526875385In traffic isn’t bad but I had to drive on mountain roads and the worst part was that on a hill people would pull up almost to your back bumper not knowing that your car would roll back a little bit while shifting into 1st gear on a steep hill.
>>526875587lol exactly my thoughts on being at a red light on a steep hill with people riding your bumper >>526875705
>>526875705>can't heel-toengmi
shut it down
I knew it. As soon as I heard what the call was, I guessed the crowd.
whitest american city
>>526875933why you rayciss?
did that woman just walk up to him and start talking about as though they were already having a conversation?
Nigger bitch is wearing panties for pants.
>>526875677Kek
Just know it REEKS of weed
look at all of these fucking niggers
why are 1000+ niggers lined up at the back of a small shopping center at night
>>526876079>advertising the goods
>baby's first pursuit
>>526875288I bet they get a lot of revenue from patrolling i-40, lol
Damn even the triple plays are diverse now. Dan, what about the agenda?
Did this guy just try to throw his daughter under the bus?
that was an excellent pit maneuver.
>>526876312She probably doesn't have as many priors as him, so she'd get a lighter sentence by the retarded judges in this country
>>526876283>shekels more importantyou'd have to think that, at some point, someone will try to compete with them
that really was a nice PIT.
like the cop in toledo said on first shift, make sure to limit your exposure
holy shit bros look at this unit. I want her to crush my head with her thighs
>>526876140Lots of night clubs are in strip malls, but that’s a huge club that got out of hand. Probably some rapper was having an album release party or Martin Luther Coon week something.
Listen to this nigcophony. Its deafening.
im just realizing its a pajama party
>>526876466checked>imagine the smell
>>526876489Probably handing out free weed.
What a hellish scene. This could easily go south at any moment.
every now and again i see this businesses that turn into clubs/bars at night in shopping places, strip malls, etc. i remember seeing them all the time in Florida.
bro if they're only 13% how are there so many
This is like when animals migrate and all converge on a single pond.
>>526876595they do it a lot with sushi places. They turn the restaurant into a hoodrat club. I hated Orlando.
>snu-snu
>>526876571Now they're just all going to stand in the parking lot and cause trouble. How can you disperse them?
>Who said young people don't drink anymore?they're high, Dan.
>>526876575I see you into them light skin gurls.
>illegal in a corolla s with a big spoiler and a hoonigan sticker
>>526876898i remember going to a mexican fish resturant that did this when i was in my early 20s. it's weird walking outside buzzed and facing the loading dock of a mattress store.
>>526876921I was just thinking they'll go out and ransack the neighborhood, fights will break out, maybe some gunplay.
>>526865218>you gotta get rid of all these people or else we are gonna shut you down>no>ok we are shutting you down>wtf!idgi man
>>526876898There was a Mexican restaurant I used to go to for lunch.At night it would turn into a Bossanova dance hall
BOOTS WIT THE FURR
I just went blind
Rizzo thought that fat bitch was hilarious
>>526876893Saw her too anon
>>526877119and you never will unless you believe that you are never wrong, ever, and anyone who tells you that you cannot do something is an evil person who's out to get you.
>>526876893seems like that kind of girl that would have thrown a bottle of smirnoff ice at my head for trying to talk to her back in the day.
>>526876912saw this nigger too, hahaha
>>526877356>kind of girl that would have thrown a bottle of smirnoff ice at my headYeah, I know that kind of girl
>>526876893>sheeeeit
gotta run the cpu to keep warm
What the fuck is Dan doing?
global warming?
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
OPLive Weather
>ayo what up chat?
>putintseva saves a tiny lil bit of face
>>526877737Living out his dream of being a weather man
dan woulda never showed that club shutdown if all his other departments weren't snowed in
They should develop special exterior siding for section 8 housing in black neighborhoods that preserves bullets so they can trace the trajectory
>>526877364>y-you want a-another 6 piece with a biscuit>y-yes, I won't forget the diet coke again
Dan is so relieved to finally be able to not be showing niggers
2 suitcases full of copper
>need a license for copper
>There's copper>Unless you have a license you can't sell or transportThe fuck?I know it's a popular target for crackheads to steal, but damn
I also wear a head light at all time. It's handy.
>>526878229u'll never catch me, copper
>>526878011Checked hardie backer recently started making siding for houses… Hardie backer is the company that makes concrete sheets like drywall except they’re concrete to be used in bathrooms and kitchens for flooring and walls for tile.
>y-yes I like chocolate, why do you ask?
>curtis likes to get hopped up on mt dewhonorary white man
MILF, mommy!
>Step back Hon- er, Ma'amHe wanted to call her Honey but caught himself at the last second
Toll partially paid
>>526878269i recycled a small copper fire pit years ago. the recycling facility had a 10 x 10 wall that was covered with snaps of people taken from their CCTV system with 'WANTED' written underneath them. they made sign two documents swearing, under penalty of law, that the scrap was mine. this was for like 50 dollars in copper.
TOLEDO'S BACK BABY
>>526878472He actually was being a dick and she didn't get in his face; he got in hers.
Look at this dork
Reminds me of this classic
how many people are going to wander outside drunk and/or high in this, pass out, and freeze to death?
I thought he was wearing a diaper at first
A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.
>>526878616It's like full of crazy characters and mostly light-hearted zany fun.
>>526878716unfortunately there will be many deaths. I actually hope the cops can come up with some BS charge just to hold him in jail; else he is probably going to freeze to death.
>>526878637Yeah, she wasn't really walking up on the field sobriety test at all, so it was a bit of a strange attitude to take
>PUT YA SIGNS IN DEY FACE >PUT YOUR GANG SIGNS IN THEY FACE >MAKE THEM NIGGAZ FIGHT >MAKE THEM HO’S FIGHT
The nigger accent is like nails on a chalkboard for me
>>526878588>under penalty of law
>>526878716numerous
there is nothing on earth that can convince me they are human
>>526878864I like him. I hope he has somewhere warm to go.
They are evolving with cold tolerance
>>526878922You're the best, fren
>>526878865Guy just seemed like a bitter prick. Officer Infowars would never act like that.
>>526878976cat stance
>>526878962I like him too.
>>526878864>>526878962>>526878970Hopefully they just hit him with public intoxication and let him out in 10 hours… He’s a learned student of the ancient arts of taekwondo
>>526878922There's a storm coming? When?As snow is falling.Classic
Test
>quali-HI HI
i hate that i enjoy that turbotax ad
damn he checked the thread
>>526879072If more of them acted like Infowars people wouldn't hate them so much.
>I’m sorry for not understanding the correct lore of Star Wars
>>526879427Very true.
>IT BE MELLIEMUM FALKON>STUPID ASS!
>he corrected himself on the millennial falcon linekek
>>526879276It's too bad he wasn't watching OPL or else Dan could tell him about the snowstorm.
Ever wonder if you were like a teenager rn would you think septum piercings and dyed hair were cool or stupid?
Did this guy pass the DUI test?
oh god, they shook handsthe mutual respect
husband called the wife out
she was standing 12 feet away, zero percent chance they prosecute this charge
>>526879705yeah
>crunchy snow
>>526879751Wow! They almost never let anyone go.
So comfy
>crunchy snow>-10not even close
I'm getting "the thing" vibes from this
>>526879916
I missed it - what did Gandhi do?
>>526879481Melinum
Fat Albert has hit hard times
>>526880092He had a meth pipe
>>526880103Hit post by accident. Was going for melanin
>shampoo commercials now feature fat pajeetasit's so over
>you are now thinking about that chick taking a great big week old dump
>>526880092Lots of meth, apparentlyI think he said trafficking quantities
>>526880423it's been over since the Dove ads hit like 10 years ago and fat shaming and body positivity became things. They're normalizing poor health. Same reason actors don't look like they used to. Normalizing the White genocide. Getting Americans used to population decline.
>>526880240He had "trafficking amounts" of meth
>>526880240>>526880604ty bros
>>526879234
>>526879660nahthe only ppl who can get away with it are musicians or other groups that have the lifestyleeveryone is a larper today
second thread before 11PM?Nice!
>>526880622r u fit?R U FIT?
wow it would be a great idea not to admit to all this shit on camera after being advised of your rights.
>>526880622There was an ad that was airing during the College PlayoffsIt was a big fatass guy talking to the camera, saying how he hated people telling him how to live or "just diet"It was sponsored by a pharma company, I think
>>526880693new dance craze?
This dumb beaner talking way too much.
>>526880799My ‘all hope is lost’ moment was seeing an ad for opioid induced constipation during the fucking Super Bowl years ago.
Thugs in a Tuareg? Did they steal clove cigarettes?
new bread >>526880867 >>526880867>>526872246?
>>526880923lol i remember the ad. it was a prescription laxative for people taking painkillers.
Looked like the birth of a hippo
>>526881111
This is such a comfy episode. Its like all America united under 1 snow storm.
