PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>526880867>N
>>526881086>E>E>T
>>526881086>I>g>g>e>r
>JUST GUIDE ME IN THERE
There's no way that car is gonna be able to drive through snow that deepThey might get it started, but as soon as they come to a stop, they'll be stuck again
Why don't they back up a bit and try to drive in the snow treads that already exist going up the hill? Instead they're gonna smash up their bumper.
docking commence
>>526881086ice weather we're having
>>526881086>>526881180>>526881326>neetiggersounds good
props to the cameraperson for not just immediately falling on their ass
Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.
OPLive weather alert!>Dan's a faggot
Camera op is just guiding right along
>>526881388Yeah, but they'll be stuck with a fucked up bumper now.
>>526881388they were only stuck on the hill, they're good as long as they can keep going flat or downhill
I decided long ago I will never buy a 2WD
>>526881568the tow was gonna be $800, they don't give a shit about the bumper
>>526881618front wheel is fine
>>526881624Is a bumper still about $500?
>>526881688bumper is $0 if you just ignore it
>>526881618I've only ever owned RWD cars.
meth beaner getting deported
>>526881624>my precious slab of abs!
> DEPORTED BEFOREHELL YEA!! Deport that spic!!!
>>526881618Based I live in the mountains of WNC where we used get snow regularly and I will always have a 4wd vehicle because when you need them they’re worth their weight in gold
ICE ICE BABY
Cold Kino, peak whiteness, you need to get outside and breathe the arctic air it's healing.https://youtu.be/EfAPnhUhce4?si=ph0snmRSifjVFK0B
>deported twice
Dan's not gonna like this deportation business.
only real old heads remember cytube livepd watch parties, come join us frenscytu dot be/r/jewsdidthis2
>>526881618they're fine if you're in the southern latitudes. but if you're anywhere that gets snow even sometimes, it's really nice to have the traction.
>Been deported twice>Once voluntarily, once with an orderREEEEEEEEEEE
>>526881666I wonder if the person I drove past with spinning wheels agrees with that
>>526881688~$1500 to get a new bumper cover painted and installed
>>526881809he sounded excited
>>526881624they didn't have AAA?
>Tonight's episode had snow>and ICE
>>526881866DamnI wonder if going sideways up the hill would've worked for them.
>>526881801ICE crossover episode
>>526881747Did you know the trick to get up a snow covered road is to put your red in reverse as treat it like a fwd vehicle? Also letting air out of your tires gives you better traction
I bet this girl in the laxative commercial has her eyes go crossed when she takes a dump.
this situation made reddit deeply uncomfortable
>>526882170>you can think it just don't type it
>>526881866i do my own installs
>NYPD
If you have that kind of wealth and display it openly in present day NYC, you're asking for it. You're armed, good, but you need better home security system.By the way, ever notice that the perps in ads for products like Ring are always White? Every single time.
NOT ANOTHER SIG
Shoulda shot him
>luckily for the perp, the sig misfirednahhh
wonder what color they were. good thing they didn't tell us.
>The gun misfiredsiggers....
>>526882170jfc. these are men in biology only. has a species of males like this existed ever in history before? it's not that they're liberal, they're not even human in the way they think.
>>526882631He should've gotten a beretta
Gun maintenance is important
dumbass probably had safety on, also left outside gate wide open
Are you even allowed to shoot niggers breaking in in NY?What gun was that? I need to know so I never buy that shit> this took me 4 captchas rounds to post fuck you Fuck this shit site!!'
>>526882625>have money for a bentley>don't have a garage for itretard
they woulda jose alba'd that dude if his sig didn't misfire
>>526882731get a grabber
>>526882780That was my first thought. I’d avoid all of the legal red tape around guns and just carry a chainsaw.
That'll buff out
>>526882817don't forget Daniel Penny
>>526882776>left outside gate wide openThats gonna be shekelsteins defense, the homeowner was baiting them to steal his vehicle and break into his house.
>>526882881what is this bitch doing
>>526882780sig p365Truthfully, it's for the best that the sig misfired. He'd had a world of lawsuits if he killed that young scientist
>>526882170Is this in response to the illegal, er, geographically challenged Latino gentleman?
>>526882881remember buff bagwell?
>>526882944It sounds like she's impaired, that's for sure
>>526882944>what is this bitch doing>only have 3 wheels>need a vape>drives anywayniggers
>>526882878Or a rabid pitbull you only feed fried chicken and watermelon.
>>526882808welcome to new york city
If you want to sit and wonder how we’ll ever survive as a country, hang around a vape shop and watch the people who come to patronize it.
>>526883022>>526882944big tits though
Dan literally has no shame. He was born with extra greed where the shame should be.
>>526883022Pretty vanilla by Saturday night vape shop standards.
>>526882977indeed
>nike tick on carvape niggers just won't quit
>>526882977
>>526883076Vape clubs, too. Hookah clubs I guess they're called. Magnet for low lifes who like to dress up.
>>526883179>tired but still working modsMaybe that fat guy was right; they should be treated like celebrities and given perks and legal counselors on retainer.
>>526883244Orwell was more right than any writer ever in world history
>>526883327kek
What are you buying for Valentine's day?
>>526883179>LydiaTheTattooedLady
>>526883439Oh I have a big day planned
>a tesla induces suicidal thoughtsconfirmed
>>526883327I still don't believe that was real.Everything was just too perfect, right down to the greasy receding hairline
>>526883579
>>526883564>doctor my acne is so severe>would you say that it makes you want to kill yourself?>what? no>well I got just the pill for you
this fire is fuckin sick
>>526883439
I will never have a huge bonfire in a snowstorm with a cute girl helping me out
>>526883879>>526883881A different kind of hivemind
>>526883879>>526883879beavis and butthead by a fire hivemind
>>526883977
Richmond county always has these niggas driving like animals and crashing their cars. Their insurance rates must be through the roof>crash the whip and cop another>this be rich nigga county yoI was hoping that they'd show that girl's boobs again though ;_;
>massive bonfire in the snowkino
>>526884129>I was hoping that they'd show that girl's boobs again though ;_;yea me too
>>526883879>>526883881wild
>>526884313opl has peaked
at least the furniture ad was WM/BF
>>526884454great webmwill use on /tv/ tonight
>>526884454can't wait to wake up tomorrow to a foot of snow so I can start the fireplace and watch tv all day
>dan wants to show us a cop standing next to a locked car with the engine runningFUCK YOU DAN GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE MILK
BBC enthusiast. Shocked her gentleman is a felon.
>thanks a lot dipshit
Crack whore
>>526884836And she's trying to throw him under the bus for all the drugs and pipes in the car
>>526884895in a just world you could just put him down right then and there
What's the story here, the car was underwater?
female jerry garcia is defeated by the fob
>>526883921Not with that attitude!
yacobozo lost his hat
>>526885036Rental, she let it on by accident. Fluff segment. Its a comfy night
just started doing one meal a dayfuck i could murder a can of soup
I’m embarrassed to say this, but I look forward to these threads each week. This is all that remains of my non-work socialization.
>>526885036water is a byproduct of combustion. she's a retard that left her car running, and when she revved the engine, it purged a lot of water from the exhaust system.
>>526885272>I’m embarrassed to say thisleast embarrassing admission on pol all day
>>526885226>can of soup'ats an' O-FENSIVE weapon 'at is
I do not remember ever seeing this many ads for laxatives and drugs for constipation. What the fuck is going on?
>diaper commerical in Spanish Uhhhhh I thought this was America
>>526885272yeah. this an /lpbg/ is what constitutes my social life.
Holy shit it's Vince McMahon
>>526885226>one meal a daylol you did it to yourself
>>526885386JFC
>>526885272>i'm embarassed to admit i look forward to the company of like minded individuals
>I've been sober for 9 hours
>>526885398>ads for laxatives and drugs for constipationget on fentanyl my man
>angry, sleeveless boomer in FloridaHe’s got to be one of several million
>>526885453>>526885272Love my /opl/ & /lpbg/ friends no homo
>>526885558sounds like a northern accent too
>>526885638New York transplant
>hopefully they find a way to resolve this tonight and never talk to each other again
>>526885638He sounds like a north jersey transplant
>>526885272There's nothing wrong with using online forums for socialization, especially when the things you're interested in are not held in common with many people
>>526885694>>526885753Yup. He's a snowbird for sure.
>>526885616
>vaginal gummies
>>526886076really wish i hadn't heard that ad ever
Would, all 3 of themI would only brag about #1 though
>>526886076so you just stick the gummies right up in there?!?
>>526885272based
>>526886116you've been voted off the island
>>526886142i remember years ago on erowid, this druggie website, there was a couple of dykes who were experimenting with what kind of high they could get from shoving drugs up their twats.
hell yeah, time to eat chickfila and watch the rerun like classic americana
>>526886142No, you put the gummy up your ass and plug up the vag. Then you plug up the ass too until the gummy dissolves.
night boys
>>526886200>you've been voted off the islandI understand and accept my punishment
>freeze ya begonias off out here
keep your bagonias warm and don't let them freeze
>>526886325Based chief Infowars giving us a laugh to end the night
>>526886325better than blowing them off
Goodbye friends keep your begonias warm
To all the frens in the path of tonight's storm, I hope you stay warm and your power stays on for maximum comfiness
>>526886200Thanks for visiting!
>>526886268how would you know ?
>>526886231Oh man. I love reading entries on that site. Makes me feel normal.
>>526886457kek
>>526886325>it's realhttps://voca.ro/12R5HHRMVCx5
>>526886634>https://voca.ro/12R5HHRMVCx5ok
>>526887221>the baker is a tripfagbros....
