>Be in Southern Appalachian Mountains>Just endured the worst blizzard of my life>Power is out >Freezing cold>Truck only has 1/4 tank leftOnce my truck is out of gas, i may not make it through the night bros.Wish me luck, hopefully i can survive and endure this blizzard. My driveway is too icy to leave. Once gas runs out i will begin walking. I have a 10 mile walk to my cousins house, pray i make it anons.>pic related>me right now>freezing to death
>>526970686start a fire?
Honestly no demon is scarier than this thing
>>526970749My woodpile is covered with ice
>>526970686I truck should make 10 miles on a 1/4 tanknnstop being so melodramatic. Next time fill up your truck Buford.
>>526970808those trees look flammable
>>526970686They've been talking about this for two weeks. You didn't think to prepare?
>>526970686>appalachian>cant survivebe ashamed of yourself
>>526970686Have my bump
>>526970808K. How cold is it? Ice ain't wet, nigga. 10 miles is plenty doable anyway if you aren't a fatass.
>>526970686Looks pretty safe to me you should keep going.
>>526970686How do you heat your house?
Hey OP what’s that thing in the trees on the left?
>>526970686>1/4 tank leftsorry bro, you did this to yourself. May God be with you
>>526970686That doesnt look like very much snow anon?
You guys see that too right?
>>526971067That's just Satan. He likes to hike around in the area, don't worry about it.
>>526970686That's not very country boy can survive of you, cleetus.Your complain about Yankee card has just been revoked.
>>526970686God speed anon, take your leg into your hands like the roadrunner. You better do son of a bitch or you might freez to death.You should make a live youtube stream bro. You know the camera men always survives. Keep us updated
Don’t leave your truck
It’s gonna be this cold for two weeks Appalachia bro. This can’t be your last post figure it out my guy.
>>526970686>2 inches of snow>driweway "too icy" to leaveQuit being a faggot and go get some gas. You have a truck. Just accelerate slowly and don't tailgate anyone, you'll be fine. Southern fags are so soft
>>526970686>be faggot rural retard>doesn't pay any property taxes>have no government services>doesn't prepare for all road to be covered in ice and snow, for a week or so>doesn't prepare for power going out every winter, for a week or so.nigger
God will protect you if you ask
>>526971123There's nothing flat or straight in all of Appalachia. Those hills are steep and those boys hunker down in those hollers when they get snow for good reason.
>>526971339Ain’t shit in West Virginia
>>526970686Have your cousin come pick you up, wtf man?
>>526970686you were fucking tough before some snow and ice nigger dont puss out now
2cm snow on the ground and americans are dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xooqROe8Tq0Yankees tongue my anus.
That is very little snow. A true appalachian would have no problem driving that, even with a rear wheel pickup with no weight in the back.
>>526971339>You have a truck.unless its a 4x4 and has snow tires, a truck wont do you any good.RWD trucks are far worse than FWD cars in the snowand a FWD car with snow tires will out do a 4x4 with summer tires
>>526971487I would be more worried whatever is with OP right now that’s following him
>>526970686I hate that there's so many helpless faggots, cityfags, and carpetbaggers that have moved in now that I'm not actually sure if you're just shitposting or not.
>>526971487You laugh, but if it's 80 burgers in Europe people start dropping dead.
>>526971066Electric HVAC, my power is out so it won’t run.My feet are so cold
25” here in southern PA. Power is still on because I don’t live in a Republican shithole
>>526970686it is -18 in Lexington Oblast comrade God speed
>>526971067What are you talking about?Zoom in on it and show me what you’re talking about. I don’t see anything.
>>526970686Southern Appalachia anon here, it's raining and no ice yet
>>526971703With shoes like that.. you need to hurry asshole
>>526971572I get through Michigan winters with all-weather tires, same ones I use all summer>RWD trucks are far worse than FWD cars in the snowThat's why you throw weight in the back. I have a 4x4 but I still put 200 lbs of salt bags in the bed
>>526971703Not having a generator or a wood stove is one thing, but what kind of nigger who lives in an area that sees snow doesn't have a pair of warm socks?
I'm stocked up on booze, weed and enough food for at least 7 months. Plenty of guns and ammo, also back up heat/energy sources. I'm rural west coast and we've always have laughed at how retarded Appalachian dummies are. Keep walking cletus lol
As long as you hurry you'll make it in a couple hours. Better hope the wind don't pickup...or your fucking dead
>>526971703Record the scruntch, scruntch, scruntch sounds of you walking : ) I love that soft sound fresh snow makes.
>>526970882this storm is the gayest nothingburger weve had this year
>>526971572I putted around in my '01 civic in the snow for years. Put it in L and go slow. Dumb truck fags run off the road thinking they're impervious to snow.
>>526970686What's the temperature? 30°F? Lol Grab a wool blanket. You'll be fine.c
>>526971067HOLLY SHIT
>>526970686>Tiny dusting of snow>A mere 10 minute leisurely stroll to safety>Teensy bit of snow on wood pile, can't brush the snow off for some brush>Burgerlard crying and saying last ritesexcellent bait (or literal retard, one of the two)
>>526970686>worst blizzard>not even ½ inch of snow in picKek burgers snomageddon memes really are a joke
>>526971999
Do the terracotta pot trick anon
>>52697171015 here in northern oklahoma. power is still on even though we are the most retarded state. if you hear about something coming for TWO WEEKS and act like that austin power movie where that guy doesnt move from in front of the car.. its no longer tragic and becomes funny im not really laughing anymore thoughi could be living in a utopia but instead i have to share this cursed faggot world with niggers, kikes, and people into politics
>>526970923Country boy can’t survive?
>>526970808Set a log over 2 stands and hold a lighter underneath to create a singular patch of thawing. Chip away some ice nearby w/ a pocket knife and then fucking get that shit roasting.You call yourself an outdoorsman yet you can't manage using a knife to chunk ice off of wood to give yourself an opening for a lighter?What, are you worried a little bit of the wood might chip off? Oh NO! The horror!C'mon dude, you're better than this.
>>526971703Make a fire outside retard. Turn your water off if you haven't yet
>>526970686how the fuck you gonna freeze surrounded by woodbuild a branch fire and there are a hundred ways to start a fire with what you can find on a vehicle. you have acclerant, you probably have a cigarette lighter, you've got an ignition system that sparks in 10 different places, you might have a lighter or matches,
>>526970686You're a piece of shit. People here got cut off from power and roads for 2 weeks at the start of the year and nothing happened to them. No heating, no power, no internet, no mobile, nothing.
>>526971818Stay in your fucking containment thread.
>>526970686Open your faucets all the way, every sink and shower, hot and cold pipes. Shut the breaker off to your well pump. If you have a drain valve under the house drain from there too. Better do it soon.
>>526970686Im near the VA TN border and we got fucking NOTHING. Like an inch of snow that was immediately washed away by rain that didnt even have the decency to freeze. Im livid. I was supposed to have a comfy snowed in week but its fucking RUINED. Why god?
>>526972232Pretty much, gay ass Appalachian larper. He doesn’t represent us
>>526970686You died in the last Appalachian winter storm anon just shoot the storm
>>526971572>unless its a 4x4I can't imagine why a truck that isn't would exist. I too am appalachian and have driven in snow higher than the undercarriage with zero issues, even offroad without anything fancy like hiked up wheels or snow tires. Mind you I realize all trucks are not created equal and I don't envy dodge owners right now. My old one was like 'I see you're turning left, you must want to go diagonally straight-right' even in four wheel if the roads were anything but perfectly clear. Fucking thing nearly killed me sliding sideways down a hill full of parked cars on both sides into oncoming traffic, didn't hit anything at all. Kinda makes me believe in the quantum immortality thing.
Euro bro’s should we tell mutts about salting the roads to prevent icing?
>>526972456He's trying to walk around in snow with slippers on. This is either a total shitpost or he's some beaner that can't into weather below 75
>>526970808Sounds like you didn’t prepare for this storm that was on the radar for two weeks. You deserve to die anon, sorry. You’ve won the Darwin Award.
>>526970686If you get worried about frostbite remember you can use an old survival trick by putting your fingers in your butt.
>>526972176>Do the terracotta pot trick anonkek
>>526971572Drove my 2WD Ford fucking Ranger through a foot of snow at 5am on unplowed county roads and just got home. Throw 300 pounds of firewood or sandbags in the back and don't drive like a retard. If you're a moron who drives on bald tires going into winter, that's another problem entirely.
Les Stroud method. Cannibalize the sofa cushions tape it to your feet and hands and use a pillow use it's stuffing under a hat. Tear into your wall insulation stuff it in between layers of sheets or blanket lay on it and in-between it. Gather every mattress and make a fort. There's shit in your house. There isn't shit outside.
>>526972166Listen if people can get the tingles from some bint tapping her nails in a microphone and whispering bullshit into it, I can get them listening to snow scrunching.
>>526970686>posts on 4chan You're a woman you faggot. I hope you die.>t. VA anon living on the cow pasture river not to far from you but not retarded enough to plan like a nigger.
>>526970686Looks comfy desu
Why didn't people in the emergency area not just leave 2 weeks ago when they were told this would happen? Florida is like 75 americans right now
>>526971339Anon, it’s not a real post. This is bait.
>>526971703>My feet are so coldits over. pray after you die to you reincarnate in the north this time so you can actually have some balls.
>mfw amerifats cry over a bit of snow
>>526972788>those digits>that flagUnderstood. NHH
>>526972566Our snow prone areas definitely use salt. I'd show you a pic of my old truck, but there's just a pile of reddish orange dust there now.
>>526970686This larp is not fun or interesting
It’s stating to snow again anonsI don’t think this can get any worse
>>526972566We do that here in the midwest. Problem is salt doesn't work when it's 5°F (-15C) and the main issue is a foot of snow in states where that amount of snowfall hasn't happened since the 1970s, so people don't know how to drive in it and there aren't enough plows to cover much more than the interstate highways.Even up by the great lakes you have retards who forget how to drive the first dusting of snow of the year. I can only imagine how bad Arkansas drivers are in this.
>>526972857Die alone of AIDS faggotqueer
>>526970686>Appalachian that always spams /pol: about how touch and rugged he is >can’t even start a fire >refuses to prepare in advance Made me kek please stay warm tho bro start a fire idiot
>>526971123There is .5 inches of snow in Texas and people are literally dying.
>>526972640that also helps when its hot
>surrounded by millions of trees>his pocket device has 18 billion transistors on a chip the size of a finger nail that can access every single book written in history in less than 20 seconds>he's going to die when cut off from electricity
>banjo starts playing in the distance
>>526973315Did they salt the highways at least?
>>526973315...how?
>>526970686> Appalachian>no generator. no propane. u suck. take less stupid pics. be more prepared.
>>526973300ngl, it's impressive bait.I'm starting to think cleetus is a master class troll.
>>526970686Looks comfy as fuck. Dig a snow cave or kill a horse and sleep in the entrails.
>>526973202Get in your fucking house now. Also get layers of clothes on too. Make sure your head and chest are warm.
>>526970686>Be American>Get defeated by a foot of snowJust kill yourself.Holy shit.
>>526973466I don’t think they have the infrastructure for it. Even here in VA we have salt shacks for the DOT every couple of miles for winter.
>>526973466no, they dont have the equipment to plow, sand, salt the roads for the one time it snows every decade
>>526973202>using phone to post on/pol/ instead of calling for help.Are you brown?
>>526973626they pre-salted all the roads here. maybe brine.and we got no ice. no snow. just tons of rain.
>>526970686I hope you make it
Bro look at all that wood all around you. Take out your cigarette lighter and start a fire jesus christ.
>>526973466We don't have salt. Some big cities have enough to salt bridges and overpasses. We don't even have plows.>>526973489Mostly they get into a situation like OP, freak out, get in their car and skid into a ditch. Or poor people lose power to their trailer because the ice knocks over the power lines. No electric furnace and they freeze to death.
>>526970686don't you have a snowmobile? or a horse? or a dog sled or something? thought you guys were resourceful
>>526973719Wait a minute asshole...I thought you were walking to your cousins!?!!
>>526973825He's in Kentucky not Alaska
>>526973202All these new fags. You gonna walk to your uncs house ten miles away?
>>526973719Careful buddy, you're starting to lay it on a little thick. Stick with the subtle shit and you'll hook em all!
>>526973838The plot thickens.
>>526973489Sheeeeit almost forgot about the niggers that run generators in their houses and die from CO poisoning
>>526973719You can use that to warm up your fingers then put them in your butt to increase core body temperature
>>526970686city fag here. Power went out. Few hours later power came back on. Didn't do anything but stay comfy
>>526970686Cold weather exposure is overblown. If you're clothed at least semi adequately, you won't freeze if you don't stop moving. Wim Hoff breathing method too. He climbed mountains in nothing but shorts.
op?
>>526973626>>526973649>>526973776Just store a load of salt in a bunker, and if snow one day is forecast just drive with a trucks and dump the salt slowly on the highway at night when it aint busy kek
>>526971579This. Snowalkers are the worst.
>>526973838>>526973838I was going to, i walked to the end of my driveway and busted my ass on the ice so i came back home and i found this gel. I have no clue how long this will burn but it is providing me with some temporary comfort. I think i have frostbite on my toes. >>526973909This is not a joke
>>526973534I enjoy his posts here quite a bit if I’m being honest I really hope it’s b8 and he doesn’t freeze
>>526973202Your feet should be like massive clown shoes of duct tape and foam.
>>526970686Good luck anon. It shouldn't be too bad, I was too hot and had to remove layers shoveling my driveway earlier. If you walk at a decent clip it will be 3 miles an hour
>>526974030There is a lot of road and a lot of salt is needed. I don’t know how practical it is to drive salt across Texas right before it may or may not start icing.
>>526970686North Carolina Appalchian anon, reporting it.All I got was rain.And my little hillbilly town bought out all the bottle water, fire wood, coffee, canned goods and toiler paper.Those retards.
>>526970686Start a forest fire, build an igloo, go to sleep and wait? Next time have a fold up bike you could easily store in your vehicle.
>>526970686>worst blizzard of my lifeWere you not born yet in 2009?
>>526974082>This is not a jokeYou took the pictures from a thread here from 2 winters ago. Your not Cletus. Your larping
>>526973909lol
wear more layers of clothing?
>>526974082Go inside your house, put on all your clothes, get under all the blankets, wiggle around until you are warm and go to sleep. You said you have a driveway? A porch? You have a house right? What do you have in your house to keep warm?
>>526970686Why would you leave your house??? Are you stupid?
>>526971703If you start to feel warm DO NOT UNDRESS.
In an emergency. Get a punch of newspaper, tear it into 4 inch squares. Roll that shit up into balls. Stuff it between layers of clothing.
We got some snow down here, in Louisiana too. Not too bad. Just put on some layers, and don't be black
Enjoy the cold. Hopefully OP has hot cocoa.
>>526974082>this is not a jokeNow you're getting it!>>526974089I'm becoming a cleetus fan as well, particularly because of threads like this>the rare chance this isn't him and his dying gasp from hypothermia is "who the hell is cleetus?"Still funny, whatever.
>>5269706861 mile is not that far. Put some paper inside your jacket and pants to add extra insulation, and try not to get lost.call your cousin and tell him to blow a whistle every 2 minutes when you start to go there.
Do people really forget how to hibernate/nest when the power goes out?If you have milk, you can spill it into a pile of clothes or rags and it will get hotter than 100°F on its own because of the bacteria fermenting. Your body temperature should stay around 98° or hotter so get your ass inside and get your toes and body covered with all the clothes and blankets you have. If your woodpile has ice on it, bring that wood inside til the ice melts and the wood is dry. Wood stores an insane amount of heat in it even when it's not lit on fire.My God, do people not have common sense anymore
>>526970686You can get a 0 °F sleeping bag for less than $100. I worry substantially less with one. The concern becomes stocking food instead of staying warm.
>>526973300Fucking kek, why didn't I see this
>>526970686Got what you voted for faggot.So much for global warming hurdurrrrShould have stayed homeShould have worn a bunch of thermals and long johnsShould be wrapped in blankets.But you're a dumb hick.
It’s an Appalachian mass death event and /pol/ is making jokes about it. /pol/ has shown its true face today baka.
>>526970686>retard goes out walking 10 fucking miles instead of burning shit to keep warmthis is why people freeze to death in 20 degree weather, it all makes sense now
To those of you talking shit this is not a joke! You faggots on /pol/ are the ones who told me “nothing ever happens” and “it won’t do shit” and that’s why i didn’t prepare for this fucking blizzard i didn’t think it was going to do shit because of you retards and now i may potentially freeze to death fuck yall it’s still fucking snowing
>>526974606oh shit, he said 10 miles.OP, call your cousin and see if he has a stronger truck to come pick you up. 10 miles is no joke.
>>526970686Put on another sweater and move around a little bit. If you go numb or get a burning sensation you might have a problem.
>>526971703HES WEARING FUCKING MOCASINS NO WAYOP IS GONNA DIE LMAO HOLY SHIT
>>526970686911 right now, or drive to the nearest road and use emergency lights, drive to the nearest shop store fast food anything, break the ice on your wood with the axe, do something, you can survive, people survived in freaking antarctica with less
>>526970686Remember that guy from a few years ago who said he had no heat and could not keep warm and said he started walking at night, his last photo was by a stream with a note that said goodbye /pol/.I think he was trying to walk to friend's home or his brothers. Can't remember.
>>526974695get int the car nigga, drive, warm yourself, goooooo
>>526974695>He didn't prepare so he could nothing ever happens postNGMI
>>526970686Whatever you do be careful of that guy with the big head in the distance. Probably has bad intentions.
>>526972198Only got like 5-6 inches in my neck of the woods. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day was ruined. They had been calling for more like 10 and I was really hoping for at least a foot. It's been to long since we got a proper snow.
>>526974695911 NOT 4CHAN11
>>526970686it's over anon. make peace with the god you serve.
>>526970686>1/4th tank>Less than 10 milesMhmmm
LOL I've experienced Blizzards 10 times worse than this when living in Colorado. OP's "Blizzard" Looks like an average snow we would get. This nigga about to roll over and die kek.
>>526974931https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1769223841911485.mp4
>>526973202>Mutts are dying to thisHonestly it's pathetic, in the alpine valley where I come from just yesterday snowed 5 times that
>>526974695>I didn't prepare because I listened to /pol/Get layers of clothes on now.I hope you make it but you're a fucking idiot. I survived the 2021 ice storm in Mississippi.If my black ass can be prepared by having canned food, winter wear, and heat, you should be able to the same in Kentucky.
South states are not equipped for any of this shit everyone else is fine
>>526971066By being a homosexual
My hands are so cold i can barely type pray for me anons
>>526970686You’re 100% the guy who always posts photos of his driveway with a handgun.
>>526975467Why is there ice on your hands?
>>526975538I keep slipping and falling down on the ice
>>526975467Kek, whats the drivetrain on your truck?
>>526975467>163 replies I believe in you man, you can hit 300 i know it!
>>526975538that's jizz anon
>>526975636>>526975699Did you cum on your hand anon?
>>526970686I told you idiot. I doubt you're making it 10 miles without snowshoes and gps. Call the troopers maybe someone can get to you. Just say you got stranded, it hit earlier than you thought.
>>526975735one last wank before death
>>526975636Call the park rangers anon you're going to die. You need to get someone on their way to you.
>>526970686> waiting for some /pol/ autistic to point out that the color of the moss on the side of the tree signals that the picture was taken in southwestern Ohio
My flashlight is about to die and i don’t know why but my body is starting to feel really warm like a tingling sensation i don’t know how because i was so cold a few minutes ago
>>526976077I'm a meteorologist and climatologist not a botanist anon.
>>526975538>Why is there ice on your handsDramatic effect. OP fucked up his larp as usual
>>526975467Alright faggot, here's how you capitalize from this shit. Go on pump.fun, create a token and livestream yourself as Appalachia Anon in the woods especially with an event like this. I'll be waiting here for the token's Contract Address, do not disappoint us.
>>526974637>If you have milk, you can spill it into a pile of clothes or rags and it will get hotter than 100°FWouldn't it stink though? Surely sneed oils would be better in such a scenario as they'd block all your pores and make you greasy and warm, just like a great big seal.
>>526975636This is Cletus. Our not op. Do remember this hit from 2 winters ago "I'm gonna walk ten miles to my uncs house" that wasn't even Cletus. Still packing that lcp? Anyway aren't you in the Carolinas? Just checked the radar not even snowing there rn. River flooded took ur gazebo lel
>>526976135Nigger get in your truck and drive. Ive driving my Reer Wheel drive BMW in way worse conditions.
>>526970686Only a faggot could get so dramatic over nothing, so I do hope you die to rid the world of another sodomite.
>>526976265You can't drive on ice anon. Northerners think you can, but forget that they have snowplows, jet engines, and what ever else.>t. meteorologist.
>>526976135>because i was so cold a few minutes agoShitty foreshadowing...
>>526976139too bad, I have a 200 year old botany mystery still sitting on the back burner
>>526976135My brother in Christ if you're not joking you're in deep shit.
>>526970686you'll make it. because a country boy will survive!
>>526976135Here cleetus, I'm going to die in solidarity with you!>"oh muh gawd it's so cold yo!"
If this is the retard who tried building his own cabin I hope he dies
>>526970686This thread gives me deja vu
>>526976219You don't put milk on yourself. You can spill it into a big pile of straw or grass or cloth and just sit near it; it stays warm forever bc of fermentation/bacteria. And yes it smells, but it's a sure way to stay alive if, for example, you don't have a moose or horse to kill to climb inside, but you do have milk. Other fermented things would work too, as long as bacteria is actively breaking down. Milk on a pile of stuff, inside a closed space such as a house, regardless of the temperature of the air, gets hotter than a feverish person without fuel or fire or combustion.
>>526970686Even pakis in the north survive colder weathers without modern heating. Get better
>On a secret path>The one that nobody knows>And I'm movin' fast>On the path nobody knows
>>526975467How do you get 4g if the power is off, funny guy
>>526975467
>>526970808Tire and road flare and start piling wood onto the tire soon enough you will have a giant bon fire
>>526976970Cell towers can still work.
Also, again, wood pile, stores a shit ton of heat inside of it and you don't even have to light the wood on fire. Literally just bring it inside and wait for it to completely dry out. You should have kept that wood covered and dry anyway. But you'll learn.That wood, once dry, can keep you warm as long as you need. OP you need to stop being such a drama queen. I have lived through way worse and you would not believe the sheer amount of heat and life that can come from a little pile of wood that's not even on fire. Just bring that wood inside your house and wait for it to dry and you'll see.
>>526971123I live in the mountains of NH and OP is a pussy.
>>526976885>goatsex best way heats things up fastthanks for the taliban survivalist cheat sheet, mohomo
>>526977158the dipshit is in jeans and mocassins. No boots or windbreaker gear he's probably never been outside for real before.
>>526977236He just wants attention. He never should have left the mines or the factory since he can't handle 1/4" of bare snow
>>526970686You don't own blankets? Candles? Things like that?
>>526977370dick cheese is best insulation
My flashlight is dead and i keep hearing strange noises in the woods around me as if something is following me. I’ve got my ruger .380 ready in case it’s a bear or a mountain lion.
>>526977333He's just had 15 inches in 16 hours and sleet the rest of the day. Im in that area. He's legit fucked even my dog couldn't handle it very long.
>>526977233You know animal fucking is a white man thing at the end of the day. But go ahead and push Jeet narrative
>>526970686You knew this was coming for about 3 days now. Why didn’t you top off your fuel? Why dobytku buy beef jerky and wear layers at the very least? Cardboard is a great fucking insulator if youvegot any nearby. Even news papers stuffed in your clothes between layers. I see crackheads in downtown Louisville survive this shit 3 times every year. You’ll be fine.
>>526970686>not staying in your home til morning>not calling your cousin to come get you>gonna out innawoods during a snow storm in the dead of night>wearing moccasins
>>526977727It's probably a wendigo anon.
>>526977727It's literally just the trees and the wind and maybe a few woodland animals wondering why a grown man didn't prepare for winter weather that happens every year around this time. Maybe if you shoot into the forest you'll kill the last leaf of the season though
Good luck, anon. Don't die, please.
>>526977727Instead of larping with these faggots you could be larping on pump.fun instead and livestream yourself potentially earning money, if you won't deploy a token someone else will.
>>526970686why didn't you get more gaswe've known the storm was coming for a week
>>526973603This.Throw a mattress in a closet and make a pillow and blanket fort in there. Your body heat will keep it warm if it's a small, thermally contained space.
>>526977727Shoot it and use it's dead body for warmth like in Empire Strikes Back when Han cut open that lama looking animal for Luke.
>>526973755dude, fresh wood is nye impossible to light on fire in the wind without an accelerant on par w/gas, and even then it's still super fucking difficult to keep lit. unless the nigger has a wood pile that's relatively dry he's not burning shit besides smol branches and twigst. lived outdoors in the winter in the asshole of utah/zion ntl park @ a behavioral mod center called turn about ranch when i was young. we chopped wood 4-6hrs at a time 3 times a week just to stay warm
None of the other boards want to discuss cryptids.
>>526978320Cryptids aren't political and they also aren't real, dumbass. Don't put any worries where they don't need to be.
>>526978275You just shave birch type bark to make kindling.
Look for a big snow drift and dig into the side of it to make yourself a wannabe igloo
>>526978320Is that the dogman?
>>526977727Now we're talking!!!
>>526978087What an asshole. Who doesnt have a full tank at all times?
>>526975467in the 0.0001% case this isnt larping for (you)s, you obviously have a lighter and therefore can start a fire
>>526974697Appalachians have few flat spots, many steep and windy roads, him OR his cousin being out tonight would be asking for a tumble down the mountainside.
>>526970686its snowed a foot here and southern faggots are losing it over a couple inches
Im in western nc anon I’m coming where in WNC are you
>>526972031ThisBarely 8-12 inches in my area. At least it's fresh powder for the slopes.
>>526974807Wait a minute. He said he has wood but there's ice on it.What about the bottom logs?Come on, man.
>>526978320Dogmen and dogwomen can speak english. They patrol the land to keep some kind of evil away.
It's finally stopped snowing by me and has turned to sleet. 15 inches outside my front door. Gonna be a real bitch to clear it all tomorrow if it keeps raining ice like this.
>>526979094>muh dogmanthats just a normal werewolf you retard
OK NO JOKE IM STARTING TO GET CREEPED THE FUCK OUT SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY FOLLOWING ME BUT I CANT SEE ANYTHING
>>526979249It might be someone's cat that got stuck outside. You should wait and see if it needs help.
We got a little bit of snow and ice and I spent about 2 hours clearing it off my car and checking on everything, touching base with family and organizing my stuff better for whatever happens with the weather. If it gets worse I'll go and check on neighbors in a few days and make sure they're all ok and don't need anything
>>526975467>>526976135>>526976589>>526977727This has to be a LARPFuck OP for wasting our precious shit posting time.
>>526979249Why don't you leave footprints? Are you a vampire of some sort?
>>526970686Where at? Because I ain’t got shit
>>526979249do you see things around? if you do, dont worry, ull see a house soon
>>526978320I had a wendigo encounter near lake Simcoe in 2017 shit was fucked up I 100% believe in cryptid stuff now. I tried going on x a few times but its all larping zoomers who are ful of shit
>>526970686Central Appalachians checking in with jack.Who should I be blaming for this "warm wedge" shit?
>>526979463The Gulf of Mexico
>>526979463Florida, lol. Do you even have to ask? Look at that redhot devil
>>526979564Gulf of America FTFY
>>526979318you can see grass in his photo
>>526977727>.380that is adorable! your girlfriends boyfriend buy it for you?
>>526970686Watch out for Wendigos OP.Praying for you OP.
>>526971703This nigga is living in the appalachians and wears gay boy shoesWhere are your boots dude
>>526979685nigger
>>526973528Yeah i charged my 3000kw battery bank and filled my truck up with gas on thursday juat in case i had to siphon the 33 gallon tank to use in the generator.Wr got caught pretty flat footed in 07 so i empathize but at the same time man have backup plans.
>>526979676dang, where is that?
>>526979249here's your (you) dramaqueen
>>526970686> blizzard> less than an inch of snowlol
>>526970686At least you don't freeze to death like me and the rest of europe.
hhelppppcant ffeel myy handss anymorresomthingg cllose nowwhear it brethinggdarkkplz someoncant typpecold sooo cold then hot hot hotdont leav mehearingg voicessnot alonhelp me anons
>>526970882This. I got gas the night before. I'm prepared to lose power but thankfully haven't. We had a solid 5 days of notice this was coming. What's your fucking problem?
>>526979901Get your ass back inside your house, say your prayers and go to sleep
>>526971680Wat?
>>526979249>something is following me>no foot prints from the direction you've been walkingYa dun goofed OP.
>>526979901Good
>>526979249Definitely a skinwalker
>>526972566Doesn't work when it's too cold though. They don't do that here for example.
>>526970686>Truck only has 1/4 tank leftYou didn’t think to prepare by at the very least filling up your tank and possibly filling up extra gas cans? Sounds like your average idiot hillbilly with his 6mpg truck.
wtf a wendigo just flew over my house?
>>526970808Ya 10 miles is nothing. Me and my 10yo son broke down on our snowmobile and walked 3 miles in -10f (new england fag here). Cold temps are only tough for nigggers. You're not a nigger, are you anon?
>>526970808Lol hit the ice with something even your knuckle and knock the wood out. Find some papers and start a fire.
>>526979901Run to heat yourself or lock your winner inside your ass to keep heat inside
>>526979820middle of ny/nj border
>>526970686lol so rough and tough rural faggots losing their minds right now
>>526970686ur dead, sorry man
>>526970808i’m in texas and pulled out some old downed limbs from the ice and built a roaring fire while it was sleeting.it’s not hard.
>>526970686If your survival skills are this bad, you deserve to die. Sorry, bro. You are truly ngmi. Good news is that hypothermia makes you loopy so you won’t even realize you’re dying.
>>526980286very nice
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ANONS LOOK AT THE FUCKING PICTUREITS RIGHT THERE IN THE TREES STARING AT MERED EYES GLOWING LIKE FUCKING DEMONSI SWEAR TO GOD ITS MOVING CLOSER NOWI CANT BREATHE MY HEART IS EXPLODINGLEGS ARE JELLY CANT RUN WTF WTF WTFITS WHISPERING MY NAME LOUDERTHIS ISNT A JOKE SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP MEIM LOSING IT ANONS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THINGPLZ SOMEONE CALL SOMEONE I CANT DO THIS
Why didn't you fill up at any point in the last week when you were warned of a storm coming?
>>526980638LARP. If this were real you wouldn’t be able to type on your phone.
>>526971703Bitch, where are your boots?
It's gonna take this man like 3 hours max if he just goes straight there and doesn't stop along the way
>>526971703Why didn't you wear your flip-flops?
>>526979901Boston anon here. South shore.Easily 2ft. Cozy in my apartment.
>>526980638I fucking told you to get your ass back inside! Post your damn location and phone number if you're not larping and I'll handle whatever the fuck that is
You dont have one of these like they do in Germany?
>>526979094It's presumed that they cull night creatures/pale crawlers/rakes when they cause trouble.>>526979428I had a dream where I met a female creature resembling a W. Her aura was too much pressure for me to comprehend. Beautiful creature though, she didn't didn't display any hostility or ill intent, probably just wanted to see if I was advanced enough to be comfortable in proximity to her.>>526979249Maybe ur about to make a new friend anon.
>>526980638That's a pepe.
What the actual fuck
>>526980872>t. serial killer
>>5269708141/4 tank is at least 50 miles worth. OP is a faggot
>>526980638I couldn't be 100 percent sure on the other photos but this is definitely ai, just look at some of those branches
>>526980638crazy how you still managed to solve the captchadid the demon help you
>>526980638Is just a skinwalker.You can fight them bare handed if you're in shape.
>>526980638>4 minutes agoLooks like OP is dead. Probably raped by mothman or eaten by a wendigo
>>526979685grrr
>>526979987ANON I TOLD TO STAY INSIDE YOU MELT. WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN.I rebuke all creepy things around you to go straight back where they came from and I pray in Jesus' name that you get through this ordeal
>>526980638These aren't real branchesAi
>>526971858>>526971703Nice house slippers. ngmi.
>>526980982AI=Appalachian intelligence It's a bucket with a couple reflectors stuck on it, lol
Yeah it's a LARP but it's still fun to read.
>>526970686its not that bad stop being a pussy anon. if your truck has 1/4 tank you should obviously be able to make it 10 miles. faggot.
I don't believe in demons or skinwalkers or any of this bullshit
He’s dead
>>526981518but op is skinwalker himselfhe can transform into different footwear and pantsask him your questions
This seems genuine and heterosexual.
I can't believe op fucking died.
This isn't even remotely political. I'm furious
>>526980638>>526979685look closely - you need to do same thing
>what if cleetus threads endI'm half tempted to screenshot this shit
>>526980638I hope you shot that thing right in the face
>>526982181Not many have ever encountered a skinwalker and survived to tell the tale. I personally have seen one and was lucky enough to have survived, but that photo genuinely looks like a real skinwalker. It looks just like the one i encountered that killed my dog.
babby's first attempt at becoming a reddit creepypasta
>>526980997Maybe it's a really courteous demon and lets you finish typing. Kinda like how even when he gets you candlejack will still cli
>>526982602What happened? Where were you and how did your dog die?
>>526970686Wendigo is getting you, but it will be the seasonal white variant
>>526970808>surrounded by trees
>>526982886I was on the Appalachian trail in NC with my family on a camping trip. Everyone was asleep in the tents and my dog was going wild, i got up and came out of the tent and i saw basically exactly what was in that photo Cletus posted. Glowing red eyes like a demon, a ghostly apparition but still somehow physical at the same time and it was behind some bushes looking over at me. I started to panic and scream and this threw my dog into a frenzy and he ran straight towards it into the bushes and he went from barking and growling to a quick whimper and he stopped. I was frozen in fear and the skinwalker disappeared and so did my dog. I never found the body. We packed up and left that night.
>>526983165I think the trick with entities like this is to not fear them. Fear invited them in and gives them their strength.
>>526970771Is there proof she put cigarettes out on their kid?
