Last: >>527426645Its an abstract kind of happening.Iranian News:https://www.aparatchi.com/iran-live-tv/farsi-irib-tv/shabakeh-khabar-liveXitter:https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://x.com/Faytukshttps://x.com/sentdefenderhttps://x.com/clashreporthttps://x.com/WW3_MonitorMaps:https://www.flightradar24.com/airport/thrhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://geoconfirmed.org/iranTelegram:https://rentry.co/tgnewsSITUATION IN IRAN:>PRETTY FUCKING BAD..>ESTIMATED: >50K DEAD estimated/26K Confirmed (6.1 Islamic forces) / >100K ARRESTED (potentially to be executed) / >300K INJURED>BLACKOUT ONGOING: Internet/cell whitelisted.TODAY:>Trump says Arabs are talking to Iran, outcome uncertain>Qatari diplomatic plane goes to and comes back from Iran>mystery explosions in some Iranian cities RECENT:>electronic warfare planes heading to CENTCOM>f35s that partook in the Maduro kidnapping heading to CENTCOM>Italy evacuating Iranian embassies>Trump did not take questions after his cabinet meeting ended>USAF planes suspected of carrying SpecOps seen in Azerbaijan>UK nuke sniffer spotted in the air over BritainLAST WEEK:>plane of high-ranking US officials lands in the UAE>sources indicate that the US is looking for a "quick but deadly" decapitation strike>more US forces are stationed in CENTCOM than before the invasion of Iraq>Qatar has requested UK Airforce to station in Qatar under a UK-Qatar defense treaty>in 24 hours the deployment of US forces will have been complete - Israeli Channel 13>Israel says the US will act "within days">Iranian radar in the Shiraz briefly lost contact>Iran is executing prisoners outside the judicial system>EU declares the IRGC a terrorist organization>Trump: "We have a massive armada heading in the direction of Iran">US Navy Lincoln Carrier Group has arrived in the Arabian SeaTIMELINE PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/h3yBGGvk
>>527441417Iran cucked
lmao its overtrump didnt do shit kekarooooooooooooooo
>>527441726This is old and doesn't mean a fucking thing
>>527441726A ruse?
>>527441727in all fairness he said he was "talking" to iran last time too right up until the bombs dropped
>>527441795this is literally from an hour ago you nigger
faggot
>>527441819yeah well ill wait until the planes clear out of the air space for anything approaching a potential happening
Gary hasn't been here asking "how long has it been at 50K for," so I don't think it's really happening.
>>527441823It already fell off my twitter feed. Get with the times yid
>>527441727Dude, you have to wait until at least midnight Eastern Time (05:00 GMT). Wait until sunrise in Iran, which is when the last strikes happened!
Is it possible for the attack to start before any NOTAMs are issued, in order to maintain the element of surprise? I mean, the planes would start to steer clear pretty fucking quickly!!
>>527442012blud i stayed up til 6 am and fucking nothing againim never trusting you niggers again
>>527442167At least give it once more night! This specific day has been mentioned for the past couple of weeks now!!
>>527441823Just your being here tells me something is happening
>>527442278im here almost daily you faggot
Nothingburger general. Soon you guys will be like the 3I Atlas thread on /x/
holy based mr bean, from the River to the sea, Iran shall be free
>>527442143Yes, it's possible. If Iran sees nothing hapening in the sky it's not going to fire air defense missiles at random. Civil aviation would have time to run. So a surprise strike could happen in some other way. Exploding gas pipes, electricity blackouts, ground-based drones suddenly popping up everywhere inside Iran and shooting at things with machineguns...
Starting off the thread with a good noha for my Iranian frens… I hope things are safe for you through this long night.You carry the weight of the world on your shoulders, against the forces of Arrogance. May God be with youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCgJ9ulgjqUلبيك يا حسين
>>527442401>3I Atlas thread on /x/Redpill me on this! I'm into paranormal stuff (but haven't really browsed /x/...)
>>527442388unfortunately
>>527442771It's the fake aliums coming to free our buttholes
Trump is a turbo sayan who is controlled by a cabal of hostile interloper parasite jews who have undermined and destroyed every White European country on Earth. We're fighting a war on behalf of the jews who have ruined our country domestically.
>UPDATE:>NEGOTIATIONS TAKING PLACE>AYATOLLAH'S SON (HEIR APPARANT) FLED TO MOSCOW>TRUMP DEMANDS: DENUCLEARISATION, NO MISSILES THAT GO BOOM, RECOGNISE ISRAEL, STOP FUNDING PROXIES BEYOND IRAQ IN THE MIDDLE EAST>OFFER: FIX WATER SUPPLY ISSUES, REINTEGRATION WORLD ECONOMY, CURRENCY SWAP, INVESTMENT IN RARE EARTHS + PETROL BY US FIRMS
>>527442722Massive outside betIran goes pre-emptiveIts the best option but will never happenA layered drone attack against the fleet would probably disable it They have the capability but would be relying on the US immediately falling into chaos due to opticswould be funny though
>>527442771The thread is still going, much like the comet, nowhere forever
>>527442851Do you mean the UAP phenomena? Or is it some known sub-conspiracy in the whole aliens saga...
>>527441417>ESTIMATED: >50K DEADmore jew atrocity propaganda math, remember the six trillion jews whose heads were shrunk and who were made into bars of soap
>>5274421676 am is the ideal time for sleep cuzYou can enjoy a lovely warm breeze if you leave your window open.In the summer, I enjoy reading books on my balcony at night; I often drift off to sleep on my sofa as the sun rises, and wake up around 2 pm.
>>527442948I hope they don't fall for it
>>527442969Oh I see, this is about that interstellar object that passed the solar system recently! Yeah, that turned out to be a massive nothingburger!!
>>527441726They would wipe you parasites off the face of the Earth if your spies didn't control our government.
4h
>>527443127Comfy NEET life! I got out of bed in the afternoon today too!!
>>527442996Idk what the /x/ thread is about but 3IAtlas is that comet everyone was soiing out over for like a week, people were claiming it was an alien spaceship. Funnily enough it was a kike (((scientist))) at harvard who proposed the idea most adamantly
>>527442167>i stayed up til 6 amWhy? What would you have done if something happened?
>>527442948Yeah, I'm pretty sure the Islamic Republic will never recognise Israel! I feel confident these negotiations aren't serious!!
>>527443197Lol, yids lapse into spouting talmud when they sense their end
>>527443284stay up more. drink beer and eat popcorn
Yeah I remember the last time Iran was negotiating and Trump bombed the fuck out of them when their guard was down
>>527443227You said "5h" like six hours ago
>>527442948i accept those terms
>>527441823Shut the fuck up, there is not one instance of a Jewish Queen in recorded history who wasn't a wretched whore. Jews idolize whores
>>527443231I was considering returning to work after the civil war on this continent concludes and everyone, including the poos, gyppos, jeets, kikes, and ayrabs, are back in their respective places. We'll see what happens, have to stay comfy.
>>527443420Iran looks like he's winning here
>>527443348>There will be no alarm (translated from Hebrew)
>>527442948>TRUMP REGIONAL PEACE PLAN:>ZONES OF INFLUENCE TO BE ESTABLISHED>SAUDIS: ARABIA + KUWAIT (NO JORDANS)>IRAN: IRAQ + AZERBAJAN + AFGHANISTAN + TURKMENISTAN>TURKEY: SYRIA (INCL. KURDS), NEGOTIATIONS REGARDING THE TRANSFER OF THE AUTONOMOUS REGION OF KURDS IN IRAQ+SYRIA TO TURKEY, + PRESENCE IN GAZA>ISRAEL: GOLAN HEIGHTS + LEBANON + JORDANIA + SOMALI-LAND >RUSSIA: UKRAINE, GEORGIA, ARMENIA, REST OF CENTRAL ASIA (TO COUNTER CHINA)THIS IS WHY THE KURDS GOT REMOVED. TURKS ALREADY DE FACTO HAVE PRESENCE IN IRAQ.
well i am here for once just so everyone is aware there is a joint russian/chinese/american exercise happening for whatever reason last i heard. i highly doubt that iran is going to blast china russia or even america out of the skies.
>>527441945be a piece of shit, everyone everywhere hates you except our congress which you have illegally bought off with your illegal unregistered foreign influence operation
>>527443537bullshit. If he lets Russia win, China will lose every respect for him.
Oh, filthy kike tranny spamming porn, enjoy your ban, reported.
>>527443537>IRAN IS LOOKING TO PIVOT INFLUENCE TOWARDS LAND-BORDERING NATIONS DUE TO FOREIGN UNTENABLE POLICY BY LACK OF SUPPLY LINE AND COST
>>527441417>40 threads>nothing has happenedGet a hobby for christ's sake
>>527443545To be fair, it appears that the Russian and Chinese navies are not going to the Gulf, and exercises with Iran are scheduled to happen in the Indian Ocean for the end of February https://caspianpost.com/iran/us-warning-halts-iran-china-russia-naval-exerciseshttps://www.presstv.ir/Detail/2026/01/31/763257/Iran-China-Russia-hold-joint-naval-exercise-Indian-Ocean-Maritime-Security-Belt-tensions-US
>>527443637what part of America wants to get out of the middle east and possibly Europe -the eu because they are self imploding- do you not understand.There is already a plan to remove nukes from the UK and France should they fall.
>>527442948Kill Khamenei (or kidnap him like you did with Maduro)Appoint Pezeshkian as the temp leader of Iran until transition (like you did with Delcy Rodríguez)
>>527442948>Source: my assGood one bud.
>>527443809true but still it is a joint excersize. would be something to bomb it.
I heard one plane fly overhead, didn't hear any beforehand
>>527443421a womans greatest weapon is between her legs, and can doom a man just as well as a sword or an axe
>>527443566naw many people love us
>>527443952
>>527443710They’re really salivating for it right now to a neurotic degree, it’s weird to see. I guess if you were born in Israel and this was hanging over your head all the time, I might crack up too.
>>527443844>There is already a plan to remove nukes from the UK and France should they fall.The jews shipped so many muslims into every White European country, the countries are going to collapse, but lets fight a war for these fucking devils who hate us. Trump is going to go down in history as the worst trubo goy since Churchill.
>>527443844Just don't forget to remove the US nukes from Turkey then! Can't have Erdogan's Islamic Empire getting a nuclear capability!! Don't know why people seem to have forgotten there are still nukes at Incirlik
>>527443952interesting timing
>>527444035Are those the Druze?
>>527444109There will be boxed statue of trump somewhere 10 years from now, he thinks he will have some sort of legacy respect for being kike slave, he is really dumb isn't he?
>>527444109it's not happening the best plan for any European is just the Emigrate. >>527444133Turkey is reasonably stable currently, and is most likely going to try and create a sort of middle east coalition. its why America glazes them so much, -since they can actually pull off operations- Syria falling was Turkey sending in the jihadi's.
And also, here is Dr. Marandi to explain this situation from a pro-Iranian government point of viewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6XHVDtHRX4
>>527444225yes
>>527444035LMAO, are those your friends from ISIS/AQI who you put into power in Syria with Operation Timber Sycamore and in so doing flooded Europe with unwanted muslims?
MUSLIMS ALWAYS LIEMUSLIMS ALWAYS DO TAAQIYA
>>527444872that was mostly turkey's doing. they rounded up a million unemployed niggas living in the slums of istanbul and merkel said wir schaffen das and well here we are.
>>527444916why didn't you protect the kurds?
>>527444360The best plan for any European is to throw the jews out of our countries so we can expel the unwanted alien niggers the jews have imported to destroy our lives.
>>527441819Does Trump ever finish a sentence properly?
>>527444369I'm sorry listening to this dribbling fucking retard give excuses for murdering 10,000 people plus is giving me 2nd hand embarrassment, either Iran was so incompetent that it let a group of thousands of armed extremists into the country to walk around and do as they please, or they are fucking deluded and think every protest is a western backed coup in the making.
holy FUCKJUST
>>527445165i dunno, ask Bibi
>>527445177His jaw is sore from leaving no jew dick unsucked while jews undermine and destroy the Anglosphere and Europe.
>>527442754shia kufar
Qatar gave notice and left. hmmmm.
Pizza index highest its been for months, something is definitely cooking.https://www.pizzint.watch/
>>527445399can you please shut the fuck up about the JOOOOOS. and just ignore the namefag.>THE JOOOOOOS ARE MAKING MY CLITTY LEAK NOOOOO ITS DA JOOOOOS.Literal brainlet.
>>527445489but what about the queer bars
>>527444369 they wont do shit
>>527445707
>>527445489Time to further bankrupt our country for jews who hate us. Trump was explicitly elected to stop bankrupting our country with the Greater Israel jewhad. >>527445583your people are a cancer on the whole world, you're not our friends, you're not our allies, you're an enemy 5th column
GPS jamming over Tehran is in effect.
>>527445489Why does turkey suck up to kikes so much? I thought you fags are muzzshits or some shit like that?
>>527445753somethings up
>>527442948HEBROS WE ARE BACK
>>527444916When IDF was aiming at the al-Shifa hospital I was always thinking, the doctors have university education, many studied in Europe, speak english, know how to organize and plan things... they are a natural pool of possible leaders for Hamas. It would be crazy if they did not use the most capable people as leaders. Of course they did Taqiya and cried a lot about how they were running out of diesel fuel to treat Gaza children... while they provided 24/7 electricity to the tunnels under the hospital.
Something is definitely up. GPS is being jammed in IRAN, Qatar gave Iran a message and got the fuck out. air alarm being tested.
>>527445886Contact in northern Iran was last on Telegram an hour ago, it’s nearing midnight there
>>527446278Qatar wouldn't just fly in deliver a message by hand and then get the fuck out if it wasn't highly sensitive.
Down to 8%
>>527446199Maybe Iran doesn't trust sayan Trump who is owned by the jews because he killed all of their negotiators last time.
3hthe big doritos are almost over the holehot and spicy
>>527442948This proposal is so retarded Iran would need to be extremely ignorant to even consider this and not laugh it off. It's basically lobotomizing the IRGC, and removing any self defense mechanisms from Iran in exchange for a verbal promise that trump might not kill them all off. Seriously Iran can't accept this shit lmao, if they do at this point I fully buy the controlled opposition theory and this shit's all fake and gay
>>527446494It's like the Pizza index, Hegseth has said that he'd randomly order a batch of pizzas sometimes to confuse OSINTers, now he's probably placing small bets against himself on Polymarket to keep expectations low.
I hate the orange nigger so much for killing the hype. Everyone with a triple digit IQ knows that a strike is imminent, yet mango mussolini loves doing his retarded plot twists of peace right before a strike. Its tiresome.
>>527446643It measures all of it
>>527441819perfidy is a war crime
>>527446678it's always the same shit roach brah, kikes cries as he strikes you lmao.
>>527445583>Why people talking about jews in thread about middleLow IQ golem moment.
>>527446584>3h>doritosWould be so kino to finally see them in action (or not see them actually, but find out later what they have done). I can't keep hard so long, will take a break and have dinner with the wife.
>>527445583You don't belong here.
>>527446584Dumbass goyims are on their way to create Greater Israel for the jews who hate them and who have destroyed our home country because the Adelsons compromised Trump, Rubio, and Hegseth with their jewish gold.
>>527445489> Pizza index highest its been for months, something is definitely cooking.My pizza index just got higher, if you know what I mean. Settling in for some weekend comfy, happening or no
>>527446678>nooooo muh happening is not happooonninnggggg auughhhh
>>527446046How was dinner
All i would like this saturday night is for Iran to be bombed so I can stay up and monitor the war on 6 different monitors while eating like a fatass and gooning. Do this for me Trump, not for you, not for America, not for the Jews, but for me
>>527444035Nope. Most people hate you. Israel is hated by most countries and most people across the whole world, for good reason. Seethe harder.
>>527446584You said 4h like yesterday, wtf is your timeline
>>527446616>recognize Israel>get help with water supplyWhat's wrong with that? It's what they have to do, finally stop being retarded.
>>527441417I'm personally cancelling your happening. Anything other than doubles and Trump cucks.
>>527447049>dominoes Bro, we can do better
>>527447281its a pre-happening
>>527447049Hot za on a rainy day is the best.
>>527447244They want to keep expanding to build Greater Israel. They will continue towards this objective no matter what.
>>527445004It was the CIA and MI6 with Turkey and Israel on behalf of Israel because Israel controls our congress via AIPAC.
>>527447118The irony of your picture is that if kikes just stayed silent, all the antisemitism would disappear. Just take a look at my situation; no one has a clue who we are or where we come from. Is it Czechoslovakia, Serbia, Slovenia? Who the hell knows, but kikes can't help it their narcissism and insane religion is a death sentence, regardless we will keep ghostmaxxing.
>>527446643Just go randomly trolling for dick with his navy buddies and leave early to make sure the gay bar numbers stay low
>>527447310The smaller pizza place I usually go to wasn’t answering calls today, it’s been ages since I got dominoes. People are just getting out of the big snowstorms here. Fortunately, I got there right when they were finishing my pizza, it’s doesn’t look bad. >>527447398Indeed. What comfy food do you get from the takeaway in bongland? Demographic disaster aside, I do feel the curry and döner kebab would be pretty good there, that’s what I would get
sounds like no negotiations
>>527447232not my fault if the taco cracked yesterday.but today the taco is strong
>>527447244That's not the part that's problematic for Iran. It's this>DENUCLEARISATION (no nukes, no enriched uranium) >NO MISSILES THAT GO BOOM (no missiles that will threaten Israel or the US or permit self defense)>STOP FUNDING PROXIES BEYOND IRAQ IN THE MIDDLE EAST (also this has a monkey's paw, from Iran to Yemen technically isn't *beyond Iran. Does trump mean only fund Iraq proxies? This point is contradictory and retarded)>CURRENCY SWAP (a.k.a surrender your currency to the US)These terms are basically telling Iran to become vassals or else.
it's a waiting game for now aw well, the funniest part about all of this is impotent nigga's like >>527447739Sperging about how trumpler isn't doing anything, whilst he is too impotent to do anything himself.
>>527444360>Turkey is reasonably stable currently,They haven't gotten around to them yet. Nut in yahoo will try to destabilize them once he's done with Iram. Can't have any powerful muzzie's near by
>>527447733Sometimes I can go for a salt and pepper chicken down the local chinky, but mostly I get a good old fashioned KFC, people say it's taken a dive in quality over the years in the states, that has NOT translated over to here, tastes just as good every time.
What is this nigger doing? Gulfstream G550 flying from the Maldives towards Teheran, at high altitude of 43k feet. Is it some russian oligarch flying home, or is it Iran's secret spy mission to have 1 chance to confirm the location of US aircraft carriers?
>>527447905good erdog is not a friend.
>On the ground strike aircrafts, airborne communication aircrafts, special forces assets, air defenses were all deployed. More than 50 F-35A can join on short notice from the UK.There are however three critical assets still lacking:-Strategic bombers, but these could come directly from the United States.- F-22 air superiority fighters. Other airfrafts such as the F-35s could do the job but going overkill is at the heart of American fighting doctrine.-AWACS, the Lincoln CSG has 3 carrier based E-2 AWACS but they are not as capable as the E-3 in service in the USAF and will likely remain near the carrier.All the lacking aircrafts but theoretically take off from the United States and strike directly Iran. This has been done last year except for the E-3 which arrived the day prior to Operation Midnight Hammer.https://t.me/c/2117167313/67645Assets still missing for an attack
>>527447742Also, if they complied with those demands, they would still be attacked. All of the countries who have helped Israel and the JEWSA have been ruined by the jews anyway. Look at Iraq who fought Iran, lmao. Iran fought in Afghanistan alongside the JEWSA and they are being attacked. Arabs are fucking deeply retarded. They are all allowing themselves to be picked off one at a time by these hostile interloper jews. Saudi Arabia will get hit also when Iran is out of the picture.
>>527447857I'm giving infos directly from the kitchen and that's how I'm thanked.fuck you then. I'm talking to the chef.nothing will be served tonight
>>527448013It's taken a dive here because they are all staffed by niggers, and we all know how that goes.
>>527448275I really don't understand how they don't get this yet. One by one picked off and they just go "oh well, at least it wasn't us, now we're stronger!" Fucking subhumans, I swear.
>>527448279Now hold on a second! Don't do anything rash, I appreciate you, please don't cancel the happening :(
https://youtu.be/rSU3RC0bz94its over, iran cant do shit
>>527448057I'm surprised that there's still so many planes flying over Iran right now.
FUGG
>>527448708kino
It's midnight in Tehran. Do you know where your children are?
>>527444697Do Druze women wear hijab? And do they eat pork or drink alcohol?
>>527448708it's a bluff otherwise they'd test it immediately and that'd be that. so far nothing.
Ring status?Flag status?
>>527448941They are just Muslims. The whole Druze identity is fake.
>>527445004The main protector of Europe from Islam was Byzantium. We've never really recovered since the Fall of Constantinople, we've been on the defensive against Islam ever since...
>>527448275Because Arabs are inbreds with a weird honor (dare I say, ZUTT-Izzat) system which makes them terrible warriors. They behave like main characters in an anime fighting the enemy one by one instead of uniting. Same shit happened during the reconquista when they got picked off one by one.
>>527448708Fake and gay
>>527445399Christ, he's aged so much in a decade!
2 more weeks of posturing then the Lincoln will go back to Guam with its tail between its legs
>>527449441you're a paki
>>527445910They want Iran to crumble so they can establish Greater Turan / pan Turkic empire. In particular, they want to annex Iranian Azerbaijan to their close ally, Azerbaijan.
>>527449134Fuck I meant to quote >>527448576
>>527449681>Greater Turan They can't even manage inflation with their current borders.
>>527449726It's all good. Yeah I know, I just wish they weren't so incompetent and easy for the kikes to dismantle.
>>527449870HahahahAHAHAHAhahaha
IT JUST HAPPENED
>>527448827IRGC killed them all baka
>>527447576You guys are basically just Slavic Hungarians. You spent nearly your entire history under the Hungarian crown.
>>527443710They're getting paid for it, that's why. Wait until something actually happens and we'll make /chip/ (comfy happening in Iran), watch then seethe and mald.
>>527444369
>>527447733About to get döner kebab in around an hour!
>>527445399wtf based Jews?
>>527450927Who's paying them? I want in on it
>>527447733Cheese Only Pizzakinda basaed thats a lot of carbs though so do 20 push ups every happening announced.
>>527451166ultimately, american taxpayers
>>527451654
>>527443227>>527446584Are you going to make the post for 2h soon?
>>527451779lol you are making it too obvious. did they give you the gif to post it when you are confronted about it?
>did they give you the gif to post it when you are confronted about it?
me tonight
>>527447110Dinner was good we had Ethiopian fren! Highly recommend btw is a thing you have to get used to. They eat these big pancakes things called Injera you have to eat with your hands. Also did something happen yet?
>>527452972Nothing ever happens friend.
noped the fuck out
Lincoln reportedly spotted headed back towards the Indian Ocean
>>527453080Flight number?
>>527453088Source?
>>527453088fake news
>>527453088Source: your ass.
>>527453226I don't spoon-feed tourists
>>527441417>ESTIMATED: >50K DEAD estimated/26K Confirmed (6.1 Islamic forces) / >100K ARRESTED (potentially to be executed) / >300K INJUREDwho is this for? who with even a modicum of capability for critical thinking believes these figures?
>>527453059Too bad :(
>>527453290So it's fake then, got it! Enjoy the fireworks tonight, Ahmed!!
>>527453373IT'S DA JOOOOOS
>>527452955>tonightI love being an American continent fag I just woke up like 1 hour agoim gonna get to see the happening
>>527449596LMAO WHY IS THIS SO TRUE?
>>527453498I fucked a jewess once. It was free but I still want a refund
>>527445489Why is it named that way
>tonight
>>527453591I just don’t see it happening tonight beanbro.
>>527453088Oh shit, it was a feint? They're going to bomb India?
>The fuck the shah might return before I get a Sephardic gf
deal unlikely from people familiar with irans thinking
We're going to get the return of the Shah before GTA 6
>>527449596Kek
>>527453765God willing
>trump pretends to negotiate >khamenei leavea his bunker>gets soleimani'dMany such cases
>>527454367>Nothing personal kiddo
>>527446749then its alright as long the US don't get invadedand for now MAD seems more likely than the US getting invaded
if true then they are just not ready yet? how are they still doing preparations if they are gonna attack?
>>527454367
>>527455563Its just misdirection, kombaini is already dead and the regime is exhanged. Thank you for this matter!
>>527455563Cool! But how will this give me a Sephardic gf?
>>527455563With the amount of transport planes coming to the middle east, it seems more preparation is required
>>527456031lol didn’t know there were any Jews left in holland
>>527441417Iran is going to give up it's uranium and oust the Ayatollah and start fresh under a jew controlled Muslim. Screencap this.
>>527441417anyway i have insider knowledge nothing happens tonight
>>527454009>simping for a 2.7/10kys
>>527456085so it seems but at some point theyll need ammunition restocking so how would you tell if the preparations are done or they are just a logistics feed
>>527455563Don't worry about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hPm4eiiD08
fuck off erdogan you already got syria and the kurds
>>527455563the bigger the attack the longer the prepplus they want to be able to shoot down everything iran throwsthis is the final showdown, decapitation
>UPDATE:>PHONECALLS BETWEEN ZARDAFI, ERDOGAN EL-SISSY>RESULT: FAILURE>CURRENT LEADERSHIP UNWILLING, INSPITE OF INTERNAL PRESSURE TO RECOGNISE ISRAEL AND AGREE TO INFLUENCE-ZONES>TRUMP ADMIN SPLIT BETWEEN TWO CHOICES>1. LIMITED DECAPITATION STRIKE ON THE LEADERSHIP (MILLER, VANCE)>2. ALL IN ATTACK HOPING FOR POPULAR UPRISING (RUBIO, KUSHNER, HEGSETH)
>>527456856>>527456704What are the terms?
>>527457512>PHONECALLS BETWEEN ZARDAFI, ERDOGAN EL-SISSY>WITH TRUMP + ADMIN***
>>527455801The irony of a Palestinian living in Jordan throwing his sandal at a Lebanese retard who got 5000 of his people killed for Palestine, for not doing enough for Palestine
>>527457560not known but speculated to be that Iran:>stops all nuclear development>dismantles all of their long range missilesthey refuse to agree to either one afaik
>>527457560That poo poo must be flushed and that pee pee must mellow.
PIZZA INDEX ELEVATED TO DOUGHCON 3HAPPENING
>>527454367Kek there's a piece of information that many people missed but the Lebanese foreign minister said that Hezbollah was ready for a deal with Israel the week before Nasrallah diedhttps://www.cnn.com/2024/10/03/middleeast/lebanon-hezbollah-nasrallah-ceasefire-assassination-intl-latam
You know what motherfuckin' time it is boys
>>527448057>he location of US aircraft carriersThey have chinese satellite imagery for that (same as the Houthis for that matter)
>>527456704You are a delusional turkish propagandist; your disgusting turkish scoundrels and the rebs were knocked down and repulsed and they still don't control neither the Syrian Rojava nor many other syrian areas. Finally, the disgusting turkish scoundrels certainly have no right nor any involvement in the US-Iran nuclear peace talks.
>>527458238>PIZZA INDEX ELEVATED TO DOUGHCON 3>HAPPENINGso when will things go down? this night today or tomorrow afternoon?
>>527448708Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSM0jj-hZtw
What the fuck is thisI'm not posting until there is a /chii/
>>527456294Kike
>>527456085Kike.
>>527456031Disgusting
>>527458238
>>527444916Kike hasbara
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>>527444697Kike
>>527444035Kike
>>527443056hey..... there's a shortage of lampshades.
>>527443420Deranged Kike
>>527442482Kike
>>527458783No one cares or asked, retard.
>>527458783ok nigger
Hearing some distant helicopter, maybe multiple helicopters, don't know what's that about, probably nothing.
>>527456296Don't you EVER insult my queen Hila ever again turkroach!!
>>527457512i'm almost shocked!>>527458238I'm ordering pizza tomorrow if it actually happens>>527459338les go!
>>527459451I won't be quick to assume something is happening, some helicopter flying at night could just as easily be an exercise of some spec ops unit
>>527459537They are probably on a routine civilian killing spree. Nothing to worry about.
DOUGHCON 2FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>527459537Don't fucking blue pill me akhi
NEARLY ALL PIZZARIAS AROUND THE PENTAGON ARE REPORTING SPIKED TRAFFIC
>>527448013KFC is horrible, man. It’s downright dystopian to wait in the drive through there, Popeye’s is much better. >>527451038I hope you enjoyed it, lad>>527451456Thanks for the advice beananonWe may not agree on what the outcome of this situation should be, but my fat ass is doing 20 pushups right now just for you
>>527459338
Why are they dragging this so longIs it actually about the Epstein files?
when is trump going to attack?
>>527460117what if you had one shotone opportunityone dreamone goal-its not like they have anything else to do
>>527460059its doughver
>>527460059Domino's getting BTFO.
>>527460059and the gaydar?
>>5274602032 more weeks
>>527460117trump raped kids so khamenei has to die now
Trump will sign a duplicate of Obama's deal and then tell us what a genius he is.
>>527460209Every day that passes people remember about the protests less and lessI'm starting to unironically believe that it's about the Epstein files somehow, maybe Israel was using them as blackmail and Trump decided that at this point releasing them was the better option. Or something like that. It doesn't make that much sense even in my head but nothing about this situation does
ayatollah and xi in the Epstein files
>>527460059>>527460214 >>527460236 >>527460323War with Iran is not happening, nothing ever happens, trump chickened out, he said that he is "negotiating", tomorrow he will say that he has reached a deal and some nuclear program bullshit.
The Turkish channel haber claims that the US will attack Iran on Sunday morning>The Turkish channel haber claims that the US will attack Iran on Sunday morningThe Turkish channel haber claims that the US will attack Iran on Sunday morning>The Turkish channel haber claims that the US will attack Iran on Sunday morning
some info.
yeah why would anyone expect any different kek, russians are riding donkeys in battle
>>527460996it might be going down.
>>527461080The donkey brigade will protect the Islamists from the evil capitalist blight, just you wait.
>>527461080banan?
>>527460059Can you confirm>>527460839?
>>527457512>2. ALL IN ATTACK HOPING FOR POPULAR UPRISING (RUBIO, KUSHNER, HEGSETH)And Netanyahu, which means option 2 wins! Let's go liberate Iran, boys!! Fuck those groyper chuds!!!
>>527458238Doughcon 2 now!!!!https://www.pizzint.watch/
>>527458379Medieval 2 Total War? Are you playing some mod, and which faction? I'd guess the double headed eagle would be Byzantium!
>>527461080As much as I think Elon is a douchebag and want Iran to prevail, I will admit that the Lion and Sun is a badass flag, and Iran’s current flag, though not horrible looking, does look a bit like a plump vulva
>>527460996and people said there was gonna be no happening tonite lulthere is gonna be some events
>>527458645Oh, it is Byzantium! I recognise the chi-ro!! Kill those Saracen bastards, oh Basileios!!
>>527461570perhaps. maybe maybe not really we'll only find out after it happened.
>>527460996lmao based taunting fisherman
>>527460996Based fisherman
>>527441417Whats it like to work for a senile pedophile and an alcoholic foxnews middle aged frat boy?
>UPDATE UPDATE>"ROARING LION" STILL GREEN>YESTERDAY INTELSHARING DIVERSION>SAME PLAN AS YESTERDAY>ISRT 4:30-5:30 FIRST STRIKES>8 HOUR WINDOW TO COMPLETE DECAPITATION (3R)>CAPTURE-KILL AYATOLLAH SOF INFILTRATION>DESTROY BALLISTIC MISSILE LAUNCHERS, KILL LEADERSHIP. COMMAND CENTERS, NUCLEAR FACILITIES, A2/AD CAPABILITIES>CAPTURE PORTS AND PETROLEUM INFRASTRUCTURE
>>527461708if you can't even hug a baby seal on a pool, can you truly say that you lived a good life?
>>527461570>>527461708Nothing will happen, there are civilian aircraft flying over Iran.
>>527458645https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZKIfCJZvZo
>>527460064Just ate half of it, will slowly eat the rest whilst perusing 4chan etc...
>>527460839>no airspace closures yetI'm starting to doubt it.
>>527461852>>527462334Yep, no signs yet
>>527462334You have to wait till sunrise over Iran... That's still several hours away
>>527461852Mate, where are you getting your sources from?
>>527462498>Yep, no signs yetyou can't just look at the probability. you need to look at anyone making massive bets to find people with inside info. see if they are all of a sudden making a bet especially if they have perfect win rate
>>527460996kek based fishermanbro
Anyone gonna bake? Pizza is still on doughcon 2, btw
>>527462706www.gaymuslimsex.ir
>>527462965yeah give me a minute
>>527462706>>527462498I have the planned operation but this orange orangutan keeps pussying out.I give it only a 30% chance they actually strike ton8
>>527462965its 1 now
>>527463224Make sure to remove the fake and gay death toll figures if you want me to post updates and the latest news
>>527462745It takes it into accounthttps://usstrikeradar.com/and the betting markets are even lowerhttps://polymarket.com/event/usisrael-strikes-iran-byhttps://polymarket.com/event/israel-strikes-iran-by-january-31-2026
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>>527463657Nigger, no updates from me
>>527463269So if you really are a glowie, why are you under a Dutch flag and not an American or Israeli one?
>>527463314OMG OMG OMG!!!! I feel like the basedjack meme now lol!!! It's happening!!!!!
