https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ-Jw_J9Qi0https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Besermyan
>>527830353Nah these are russian songs, here better playlist.https://youtu.be/taCqmRx1FJI?list=PLbuFo0Q5_lrHrQTxqlsRuQFX9vnIqVoVD
>>527830727No that was Beserman Folk... From a rare type of Udmurt... My favourite is Hungarian Folk like this one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkusztNXgQM
>>527830353These are just brown portobellos from grocery shop.
>>527830353Have some actual mushrooms.
>>527831613Dźećjos Gubijos (Udmurt for Good Mushrooms)!
>>527832053My mistake, it's actually Dźećeś Gubijos!
>>527830923Also from Russia afaikhttps://youtu.be/YzT_4A3ER0c
i had a dream last night that i had a cute eastern European neighbour who came over and sat with me as i was reading on my front porch and was really nice and at one point i was standing on the stairs tot he drive way and she was above behind me predding her body against me and i was really happy because i could talk about eastern euro literature and Jesus with her and she was so friendly
>>527831613>pick wild mushrooms>oops that wasn't what we thought it was>whole family needs liver transplants, half die anywayyou do youI prefer to get my mushrooms from the grocery store, and definitely don't get any that were imported from China because they forage those and you don't really know what you're getting.https://www.vice.com/en/article/three-new-species-of-mushrooms-were-found-in-a-uk-grocery-store/
>>527830353Modern-ish version.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quKp1adqqTI
>>527834926That's such an American thing to say....
>>527834926Yes, there is a gamble.If you do it right, you can get rare delicacies virtually for free.If don't, then... well. It is somehow similar as for japanese with that Fugu fish.
>>527835074need russian virgin woman now
>>527830353Those are store bought mushrooms.
What do you do with the forest fungus
>>527835382There is huge country with thousands of them.Thing is, that at moment there is shit weather, and they will be mostly in hiding. Late May might be good time for visit.
>>527835450>What do you do with the forest fungusdepending on variety. Most common thing is to make sauce, and eat them with potatoes.
>>527834926impossible to do unless you're retarded
>>527835450Check online recipe for "kulajda"It's czech mushroom soup, comfy if you like mushrooms.
>>527835260where's the gamble? just pick up boletus if you don't know much about foraging. Worst case scenario you'll pick up the bitter one and just shit yourself. I've only seen bitter boletus maybe once or twice. They're not that common
>>527835901Looks good. Mushroom does taste fantastic
>>527835946Every year here some people kick the bucked because they picked wrong shrooms. Considered as part of life. Even those, who had a decades old experience, may do some mistake.
>>527830353Did you guys know that mushrooms are not considered plants but a class of their own, more closely related even with animals than with plants?
>>527836029It is similarly as with apples or grapes. Can be big variety of taste between them. Delicious yes. But also, different flavors of delicious.
>>527830353Damn you, now i need to buy mushrooms :((
>>527835901>Koolaid
>>527836423Chanterelle and Boletes are almost impossible to fuck up. The other mushrooms are for people with a death wish.I don't even like mushrooms really I just like walking in the forest picking them.
>>527832053you have a very punchable face
>>527836499that's primary school level knowledge
>>527837843Pickled shrooms are very nice dish in winter. Especially in salads. Totally worth the risk.
>>527838590I am pretty sure you can eat amanita muscaria if you pickle it or cook or some shit. I remember this vice shit about some Ukie shaman living in woods and doing it.
>>527830353i need a british rose in my life like u wouldn't believe
>>527830353is this mushroom edible? i have them everywhere in spring
>>527838742>I am pretty sure you can eat amanita muscaria if you pickle it or cook or some shit.Well, yes. You can. And there is good chance to get high from it. Have eaten myself some of it in small doses, but did not got high, and also no adverse symptoms. Taste was even ok-ish, for raw fungus.In Russia, upon like 17th century, that was shroom to get "high". Later vodka became more widespread and out compete that tradition.More northen tribes, which grew reinder, they gave amanita muscaria to reindeer, and later drank their urine. Reindeer livers filtered out toxic chemicals, while psychoactive ones were excreted with urine. Now you can see from where partially comes that myth about Santa Claus, sleds and reindeers.Because wild amanita muscaria can have various levels of psychoactive compounds, and toxins, it makes dosage quite difficult. Very, very risky thing.
>>527839075Looks like chanterelles. Not sure that they grow in USA. Those which are in Europe, are not only edible, but considered as kinda more delicious than average shrooms.
>>527839075Bait.
>>527839642They're mediocre at best. I am going to try making a chutney with them because the basic cream sauce is uninspiring.
>>527839785its not bait, i want to know
>>527839833>chutneyFuck off pooji go back to shitndia.
>>527835901
>>527839833No, no. They are nice. Also easy and fast to cook. No need to boil several times, or other time consuming measures. Gives nice, mild flavor. Excellent in sauces in late summer or early autumn, with freshly harvested potatoes (boiled) and fresh dill. That is one of nice things about them. That during season, it colludes with harvest season of several other things, that you get end product which is like 4x more delicious.
>>527840739Wild mushroom sauce also often has dirt and sand in it. I hate crunching sand in my mouth.
>>527840158finally, a real meal
>>527841131Just wash them. And use soft brush to remove dirt.
