Discuss the homoerotic relationship between these two /kraut/ers. Is it as fiery and intense as the Bremanzen-Bromanze between me and Bremkrost?But even more importantly: Are Spicata (Bromeo) and Lady Pirata (Schwulia) actually fucking? Is this why Spicata spends so much time in Mediterranean countries? Does he secretly visit Lady Pirata, who lives in Cyprus?In hindsight it was obvious from the start. Spicata’s wörst fear is not getting enough sex in a relationship, and he is putting off marriage and children. Lady Pirata on the other hand seems to be single.And finally: Do you agree that Spicata is the top and Lady Pirata is the bottom?Discuss this and German politics!
>>527970903>Do you agree that Spicata is the top and Lady Pirata is the bottom?You know how there are certain things you always forget? Like even though you've looked it up and clarified it many times in the past, it just doesn't etch into your memory? One of those examples is top vs bottom for me. I can never remember if the top/bottom is supposed to be the dominator or the dominated. The confusion comes from trying to imagine gay sex, and whether it is missionary or cowgirl position. You can see how this may confuse someone. Thank you for reading my blog.
Now that I have looked it up, let me provide an alternative scenario. Imagine one where Lady Pirata baits Spicata into talking about something. Spicata begins to speak walls of texts. Lady Pirata lets him babble on while he silently inserts his phallus into Spicata while the latter doesn't even notice since he's so caught up in his own rant.Moral of the story is don't underestimate Lady Pirata's psychological dominance.
>>527973069KEK! Are you Comiketchud or d'ACKo? Either way, I LOL'd.
>>527972684You're kinda right. The top/bottom distinction is actually quite confusing.
>>527973069Und währenddessen reitet Süttine hoch zu Pfende!
>>527974306>Und währenddessen reitet Süttine hoch zu Pfende!Now that one was settled years ago!
>>527974415Ah, it's you, d'ACKo...So which homoerotic /kraut/ relationship is the most fiery and intense?Me and Bremkrost, Süttine and Pfernd or Spicata and Lady Pirata?
Picata is not going to like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>527975199Yes, both he and Lady Pirata got quite mad about it...
Moin
>>527976642So what do you think about the OP copypasta?And voilà a new song parody:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-447NaiBJsIf you're goying to Saar FranciscoBe sure to wear some cow dung in your hairIf you're goying to Saar FranciscoYou're goyna meet some gentle people thereFor those who come to Saar FranciscoSummertime will be a shit-out thereWith the Jeets of Saar FranciscoGentle people with cow dung in their hairAll across the nation, such a strange vibrationBowels in motionThere's a whole immigration with a new explanationBowels in motion, bowels in motionFor those who come to Saar FranciscoBe sure to wear some cow dung in your hairIf you come to Saar FranciscoSummertime will be a shit-out thereIf you come to Saar FranciscoSummertime will be a shit-out there
>DIE!!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!!!! BOTH OF YOU NEED TO DIE!!!!
>>527977002>So what do you think about the OP copypasta?Still awful
>>527977327having an extremely gay pasta is part of raut culture howthoever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC2hQsdK5n4
Another job application arrived... kek>>527976642Moin
>>527977486>having an extremely gay pasta is part of raut culture howthoeverTHIS.>>527977327>Still awfulI have one more funny song parody that I will post in a week or so. This should be the best one yet.
>>527977740Bremoin!
>>527977781>THIS.only sincere cringe can liberate the raut. this is the antidote to pferndianism
>>527978054Pferndianism is hidden cringe. It needs to be exposed and amplified.
>>527978120it's fundamentally insincere, larpy cringe
>>527977486Our awful pastas are the ultimate tourist filter >>527977486Moin. Is she at least cute?
>>527978241>tfw falling in love with a quapafarian noodle queen and getting outcast by my catalonian bromingono i'm just joking. pizza otw tho
>>527978578>pizza otwI had a relapse, so I'm back on my steamed veggies, chicken breast and oat meat diet
>>527978810>relapseWE DON'T DO THIS IN GERMANY
Is the Deutsche Bahn AG the most faithful institution to BRiD GmbH & Co KG Zirkus essence?>incompetent and corrupt management that barely cares and only lines its pocket>burnt-out paypiggie personell that consists mostly of babyboomers, Turk-failures and 2nd gen zoomer migrants>"customers" are embittered babyboomers, blackpilled Gen Z students and psychotic refugees that might pull a knife at a moment's notice who are all free-riding on state-sponsored tickets >universally ridiculed >unprofitable since the 1990s and is running on legacy assets from the 20th and 19th century>actually state-run yet copes with calling itself an "AG" >only "good" things that people will acknowledge about the Bahn are the "diversity" and "climate-neutrality" (complete memes outside of the delulu minds of BRiDcels)>"refugees welcome" insanity started on the München Hbf, for Krost's sake>to add insult to injury, logo has the colors of the Bremerhaven flag / Jobcenter logo (LOL LMAO even)https://youtu.be/DNikvbf7SGg?si=4coDfBUTKMCcMRaG
>>52797994410/10 effortpost, and a great meme to go along with it. Zis is why I missed you during your absence. And yes, you are ofc coompletely right.
>>527980208https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G10MTKt9ZlUBRiDcel start-up idea: >having Indians ride the Regio all across Germany 24/7 with the Deutschlandticket >then suing the DB for all the delayed and cancelled trains using AI
>>527980716I always thought people were already doing something like this. But yes, a great idea. Let's ask Pippieflag or Hadmut "Aberkeinensex" Danisch if it would wörk!
>>527980716>having Indians ride the Regioon the roof
next BRiDcel business idea: DB coin>the coin is mined through using the ÖPNV>can be used to buy tickets provided you have the BVG app (which only works, if you always update it on time, have a LTE internet connection, have at least IOS 26 or Android 16 and will randomly not work, because fuck you); you'll also need the online-Ausweis and online-Ausweis-app (English, Arabic and Turkish language available) and a printed-out document with a QR code that you have to request from the Stadtverwaltung>value of the coin is linked to CO2 certificates and you are able to exchange one for the otherhttps://youtu.be/yW2bQaOjc98
>>527981247Indians on the roof, and the following love couples/groups in the train: >you and a few sexy ebonies with an infinite supply of watermelons >me and Bremkrost>Süttine and Pfernd>Spicata and Lady PirataUnd fertig ist der Krautexpress!
>>527981939>und alle werden in der Bahn-Toilette untergebrachtDer S-Express.
>>527981909You must wörk for the state in some capacity. Otherwise you wouldn't know all of this.
>>527982144KEK!
>>527982144und alle 10 minuten wird einer auf's gleis gespuelt>>527981939>KrautexpressNo brakes
>>527979944komplett richtig. der sozialschlauch ist der reizdarm des brid-organismus
>>527982303>sozialschlauchkek
>>527982173I'm an oldfag Relegitimierer BRiDschländer GmbH & Co KG Mitarbeiter*in. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EdHXjEKW7SE
>>527982524Ein BRiDschländer & BRiDschänder bist du!
According to Greek newspapers the name of the "Greek attacker" is Mohamed Taha from Senegal.
>>527982651https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATHWabY4P0E
>>527970903>März schafft right wing Japanische Verhältnisse in GermoneyBester Kanzler evör. Arbeit macht frei!
