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Historical reconstruction of H(...) 02/07/26(Sat)11:53:38 No.527973077

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Historical reconstruction of Helen of Troy based on descriptions Anonymous (ID: yFM24MOJ) 02/07/26(Sat)11:53:38 No.527973077 Archived

Anonymous (ID: yFM24MOJ)
02/07/26(Sat)11:54:17 No.527973125

Anonymous (ID: yFM24MOJ) 02/07/26(Sat)11:54:17 No.527973125

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With Mycenaean makeup

Anonymous (ID: /uQ3VxSo)
02/07/26(Sat)11:54:45 No.527973148

Anonymous (ID: /uQ3VxSo) 02/07/26(Sat)11:54:45 No.527973148

>>527973077
Helen of Troy on my dick

Anonymous (ID: 0+RS/DyM)
02/07/26(Sat)11:55:52 No.527973209

Anonymous (ID: 0+RS/DyM) 02/07/26(Sat)11:55:52 No.527973209

>>527973077
Thats a man.

Anonymous (ID: HQH8NKwf)
02/07/26(Sat)11:56:12 No.527973229

Anonymous (ID: HQH8NKwf) 02/07/26(Sat)11:56:12 No.527973229

>>527973077
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dw3YBTK9tk

Anonymous (ID: k7oDftef)
02/07/26(Sat)11:56:52 No.527973259

Anonymous (ID: k7oDftef) 02/07/26(Sat)11:56:52 No.527973259

>>527973077
Does she have an onlyfans?

Anonymous (ID: 2Z4Lf8Yt)
02/07/26(Sat)11:59:57 No.527973436

Anonymous (ID: 2Z4Lf8Yt) 02/07/26(Sat)11:59:57 No.527973436

>>527973077
Gorgeous

Anonymous (ID: nDAvuEsZ)
02/07/26(Sat)12:03:59 No.527973686

Anonymous (ID: nDAvuEsZ) 02/07/26(Sat)12:03:59 No.527973686

>>527973077
Even today she would be considered a 8/10

Anonymous (ID: 0KWrH8iu)
02/07/26(Sat)12:10:04 No.527974058

Anonymous (ID: 0KWrH8iu) 02/07/26(Sat)12:10:04 No.527974058

>>527973077
Bet she gave a mean glug.

Anonymous (ID: nrRtPA7g)
02/07/26(Sat)12:11:25 No.527974137

Anonymous (ID: nrRtPA7g) 02/07/26(Sat)12:11:25 No.527974137

>>527973077
>>527973125
Literally a man

Anonymous (ID: xA7X5aXF)
02/07/26(Sat)12:12:20 No.527974184

Anonymous (ID: xA7X5aXF) 02/07/26(Sat)12:12:20 No.527974184

>>527973077
>aisloppa
the right literally can't create without something else doing it for them

Anonymous (ID: SY4/1xFo)
02/07/26(Sat)12:12:56 No.527974215

Anonymous (ID: SY4/1xFo) 02/07/26(Sat)12:12:56 No.527974215

>>527973077
She looked like a red-haided Instagram thot. How amazing.
>>527973125
>that unibrow
>that lipstick
Mycenaean Greeks had awful taste.
Reminder that Homer lived a good 4 centuries after the Trojan War by the way.

Anonymous (ID: yFM24MOJ)
02/07/26(Sat)12:14:19 No.527974288

Anonymous (ID: yFM24MOJ) 02/07/26(Sat)12:14:19 No.527974288

>>527974184
>the right

Bold of you to assume

Anonymous (ID: lDcDUAFP)
02/07/26(Sat)12:15:26 No.527974345

Anonymous (ID: lDcDUAFP) 02/07/26(Sat)12:15:26 No.527974345

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>>527974215
>>that unibrow

Anonymous (ID: PJT7ekZE)
02/07/26(Sat)12:22:42 No.527974733

Anonymous (ID: PJT7ekZE) 02/07/26(Sat)12:22:42 No.527974733

>>527973077
She's supposed to be pretty, though

Anonymous (ID: CofQBj8s)
02/07/26(Sat)12:22:59 No.527974749

Anonymous (ID: CofQBj8s) 02/07/26(Sat)12:22:59 No.527974749

>>527973077
do it again but give her a face like the crypto weasel

Anonymous (ID: IV/2Ztu+)
02/07/26(Sat)12:24:28 No.527974823

Anonymous (ID: IV/2Ztu+) 02/07/26(Sat)12:24:28 No.527974823

They know damn well she could have been a fucking ass faced baboon. Due to people’s propensity to flatter royalty because they want something. She could have never been black tho.

Anonymous (ID: nGvtVlsY)
02/07/26(Sat)12:44:50 No.527976034

Anonymous (ID: nGvtVlsY) 02/07/26(Sat)12:44:50 No.527976034

>>527974823
Or nearly bald. That's usually associated in Mycenaean civilization with slavery. What did Nolan mean by that?

Anonymous (ID: omgRm3r7)
02/07/26(Sat)12:46:18 No.527976108

Anonymous (ID: omgRm3r7) 02/07/26(Sat)12:46:18 No.527976108

>>527973077
would

Anonymous (ID: ZepuoJZw)
02/07/26(Sat)12:57:31 No.527976760

Anonymous (ID: ZepuoJZw) 02/07/26(Sat)12:57:31 No.527976760

>>527973077
Looks identical to my wife