What the fuck is this white people's obsession with caves?
>>527974578to get as far away from niggers as possibl
>>527974629fpbp
>>527974629just go to the library.
Do people not have claustrophobia anymore?
>>527974578Because wh*te people used to crawls in grottles and caves wearing nothing but animal skin as clothes while Egyptians were building pyramids and educating gayreeks.That's their natural habitat.
>>527974578you wouldnt understand>>527974629fpbp
>>527974578Timmies like feeling small and insignificant.Look at their love for humiliation rituals.Look at their worship of Jews.Look at their obsession with BBCs.A Timmy lives constantly in fear.So he takes comfort in diminishing himself.
>>527974578Now there's too much incentive to fake this shit. To go jam yourself in a corner so it looks like you're crawling 400ft on your belly through underwater squeezes.Add some "panic" to the mix and you're gonna make $5000 on your video in the first week.
>>527974760lol dude what the fuck rightMy biggest fear is a psychopath buries me alive and drives away. Caving is basically haha this is so fun I was almost buried alive and couldn't escape haha didn't die of starvation this time :D
>>527974578https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dw3YBTK9tk
Because white men are explorers and adventurers, something non-whites know nothing about.
>>527974578two theories:there's no niggers.it's the ultimate dark (maximum nigger).
>>527974878I lay awake at night imagining being dumped headfirst down a tube in the middle of nowhere, then having a lid closed on the tube and left to struggle.
>>527974578I was spelunking in your mom last night. her caverns got flooded.
>>527974578fuck yt
>>527974986You're just trying to imagine being that woman in that BDSM church. That's gay and you should stop.
>>527974578i use to like to go caving to see the wildlife that only lives in caves. but swimming into unknown depts is another story.
>>527974578By the year 30000 AD every cave will be completely plugged up by the corpses of thousands of whites
>>527975087
>>527975045did he dieded?
>>527974578link video faggot
>>527974578Best place to hide bodies or at least that's what hillbillies tell me. Some caves do have a certain majestic feel to them, so get the attraction.
>>527975167tru
>>527974629The best post is the first post.
>>527974578its a sexhaver thing. These men are tired of too much pussy and need to get their dopamine rush from the craziest experiences out there. Thats why getting pussy occasionally or no pussy at all is the wisest thing to do.
>>527975236why?!
>>527975206https://x.com/Hoopss/status/2019911286792868127
>>527975205No, a yeti ended up saving him.
>>527974760People's growing accustomed to small spaces now thanks to real estate they have to live in an apartment that's the size of a closet.
>>527975045Is Timmy ok ?
>>527975308Wrong.Timmies are paranoid schizophrenics.Have you ever seen a Timmy in the wild?They always need ten layers of protection.Timmies are pussies.
>>527974578There's treasure. Every child knows that.
>>527974707greatest ally again with the based post
>>527975319I dont get it. Im fine not doing that. Rather play some vidya instead and be comfy at home. Caving seems really dangerous and maybe painful. No thanks.
>>527975461timmys are like shlomos in their lust for treasure
>>527974578When you have removed all danger from your society, people create their own danger People that still spend their time huddling around fires to keep the big animals away wouldn't understand this
>>527975442>reddit spacing Typical trash leaf post. Leafs are trash
>>527975346no if you stop the yeti will eat youhave to keep skiingthats how you avoid the yeti
>>527974629fibbity bibbity>>527974707pretty good kikel>>527974848brown and smelly post>>527975414brown and smelly post>>527975442brown and inbred post>>527975529yellow and smelly post
>>527975491Go I can’t wait to watch you kikes dangle
Timmy just loves to go into the hole and stay thereForever
>>527974578I've heard way too many fucking real-life horror stories about caving.>Nutty Putty>Gollum's CaveYou couldn't hold a gun to my head and make me go caving.
>>527974777That's why we have such good eyesight in the dark.
>>527974629Fpbp /thread Op should kill themselves in real life
>>527975628timmys do be like that
>>527975565Jewish slander, yetis are LITERALLY white.
>>527975820Fucking vore fetishists
>>527974707Based kike but in america niggers without internet masturbate to kike women getting BBC at the library.
>>527974848You smell like shit.
>>527974707If it's anything like Finland, libraries have long ago been converted into hangout places for the urban youth
>>527975820This hole was meant for him
>>527974578Exploring feels good because doing so is associated with finding a mate. But he won't find a woman in a fucking cave of all places.
>>527974629Nigger-free caves, comfy af
They are returning home, white people crawled out of these holes millennia ago
>>527974578why is a nigger in poland?
>>527974707Abos and africans literally hang out at the library for free wifi and air conditioning
>>527974629Kek, it do be like that
>>527974578We just love exploring.What's non-whites obsession with idling for thousands of years waiting for some white guy to show up and bring civilization?
>>527975856kek
>>527975820How did he come out?
>>527974578It's thrilling and exciting to explore. I'm not sure why people wouldn't automatically understand this.
>>527974578Not sure. I think it is about exploring the unknown. What really tweaks me out is people who free climb mountains. Completely senseless activity with a high risk of death.
>>527976187People do. Only nonhumans can't understand
>>527975820
>>527974578what the fuck is this nigger's obsession with surface
Cave Story bro
>>527976194I get it I used to do it as a kid and scared my parents to death, albeit on like 20m high walls. It's the freedom of movement, it just feels so much different than being on a rope. When I watch Honnold my palms sweat like crazy though
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPSTONY STARKWITH A BOX OF SCRAPS
>>527974578>What the fuck is this white people's obsession with caves?This could be rephrased by someone with an IQ over 100 as>Why are white people so obsessed with exploration?And then someone with an IQ over 90 might briefly pause and think to themselves:>Huh, that quality might have something to do with the historical imbalance of power in favour of Europeans..Too bad OP is a retard so this will never occur to them. Better luck next incarnation
Faustian spiritI don't expect brown people to understand, but it's the same thing that helped us discover the poles and travel into space
>>527974707Depending on where you live homeless people hang out at the library
>>527974578.The feel of thrill like exploring his girlfriend's vagina.
>>527974578same as with their obsession for your mom's pussy.
>>527974578A temperate climate. No melanoma causing UV rays. Friendly morlock neighbors.
>>527974578>>527974924>Because white men are explorersSpelunking is bottom feeding Mountaineering. You're not finding seams of gold or precious gems. Just tempting fate to be the 'first' or 'farthest' to Gaiavore yourself in the bowels of the earth, crawling on your fat belly like a worm. The stupidity of the sinkhole explorer exceeds the gambling addict, huffing mother earth's jenkem from the mouth of hell. The cowardice of the cave diver - to be rescued, requiring world class peers to fly in at great peril to extricate their cuntarse from some unmapped cenote - surpasses the protracted suicide of the chain smoker. Show me a cave diver and I'll show you a neurodivergent Jeffery Epstein whose perversion took a different skill tree path. Faustian Man seeks to be alone with God at the apex of a mountain, in the heart of the sea, above the world in the vacuum of space: A Caver is vermin whose exploits mapping the taint of the overworld go unappreciated, forgotten the second they're minted-- unless they die in comically incompetent predicaments to only become Saddam Hussein meme edits. A Mountaineer fails like Icarus, and at least learns to fly with the open sky above him, in full sight of God: every Caver is the Devil's stepbrother . . . deep down, they want to get stuck.
>>527975377this. the guy is a new yorker
>>527975820Why not break it and make it bigger?
>>527976805kino
>>527976805u funny.
>>527975820now seal that hole up to teach him a lesson about not being a fucking retard
>>527976805you're a wordsmith
I got taken caving when I was about 10/11 we called it boulderingAlso abseiling down a cliff face MKultra shit? Maybe
>>527975045Why did that retard keep moving?
>>527975492Pfffft. Looks like you’ll never find all that treasure at the bottom of them caves then! More for them!
It's the exploration genes, the white man yearns for new worlds.
>>527974578Frightening
>>527974578I think that’s from the actions adventure twins channel they do all sorts of crazy shit like cave mine diving.https://youtu.be/I4aKEF9T5XI
>>527974629king
>>527976740Melanomas occur where skin is covered.
>>527977699>cavingIt's called spelunking, you uncultured swine.
>>527974707libraries are crackhead central
>>527974578Caving is fun it’s the embodiment of the Faustian spirt. I used to do it all the time because there could be something down there. I dearly miss it I used to do it in mt Shasta looking for the ayyy portals. I never found any but they could be down there.
>>527974707Thanks for that one-off good advice, I feel like entrusting you with my finances and media.
>>527975205No, the full video is on YouTube he was skiing with a guide who helped save him
I think I've seen all the caving disaster stories of note. Anyone got any other shit like that for other pursuits? Endorphin junkies eternally btfo.
>>527974578>caverthought these niggers were spelunkers
>>527974777That was until Yakub blessed us with abilities far superior to yours. Now, we are master.
>>527974707homeless blacks use our libraries for the internet and to jack off on women
>>527975170>when the tunnel between Maralago and the daycare collapses.
>>527976805Ok, which Caver has hurt you anon?
>>527974777Lmao your loser parents moved to a White country France and now you're insecure because you abandoned your homeland to live in a White mans home.seethe shitskin kill yourself :)
>>527974707that sounds like much less of a hassle actually
>>527974629Fucking killed it
>>527976805Apt.
>>527979094It's weird, I've read about tons of mountaineering deaths but have still been tempted to try more of it (since getting my ass kicked attempting to take on a Chihuahuan peak solo in the hottest month of the summer), but there's just something horrifying and indignified about cave deaths.
>>527974578>why caves?no black peoplepoland used to be a cave
>exploringTo discover what? MINING is something everyone does. It has an actual purpose unlike "caving" which is just risking your life for no reason. Something to do with Timmies being suicidal perhaps.
>>527975820That ass was made to be topped.
>>527974578
>>527974578Whites are losing everything and want to retreat to the depths of the Earth like cave dwelling goblins.>>527974629Timmy. You are being out-competed on all fronts. This is why whites are facing extinction. That's the only place to run and flee to.
>>527975170I hated this uncanny valley timeframe of AI slop.
>>527974707You put them in there, too. Fuck you.
>>527974578On a deep genetic memory level we yearn to return back home to inner Earth Agartha.
>>527975170>Saddam Hussein
>>527976060people with asses that fat shouldn't explore.
>>527974707Libraries have gone the way of newspapers, magazines and the Dewey decimal system.
>>527974578Its they culta
>>527979961based niggers, rather live out their aggressions, beat up women, kill some niggers from a competing gang, than let it bottle up & kill themselves in the end like timid whiteboi suffering in silence, mayhap its true what they say the browns know how to live.
>>527975170Lol
That is an idiot, they go first... if they find something worthy, we follow to build shitwonders.That being said, every white person has the potential to be an idiot, the urge, I like caves. I dread to think if I grew up in Patagonia how shit would have gone for me. I would end up in a lore like a midget in a hole.
>>527974707Last time I went with my son, police came in alongside us looking for some nigger who started shit at YMCA. They were interrogating him as we left with our haul. Any free indoor space is where the absolute poorest, craziest niggers will hang out. In fact, we were exploring and most of the tables have little pamphlets explaining where to get free food/services if you're homeless. Staff are literally fully aware and encourage their presence. >50-60k pop. central WI
>>527974578I really want to go caving, it looks awesome. I have limits though. I don’t want to crawl headfirst through a tiny gap, or twist my body around corners. I could probably easily do it but I have certain instincts to avoid. Same as respect for water. There are plenty of cave systems that would be a blast to explore though, provided you do it properly with guidelines and don’t attempt any fucking thing above your level or try anything fucking stupid like lowering yourself on a rope into a dark cave not knowing what the fuck you’re getting into.
>>527974629Hey that's a great idea, in the future I'm moving into a cave to stay away from society.
>>527983328I think the idea of the cave collapsing on you is always a big turn off though. You could take every precaution in the world and just be the unlucky guy where a big rock falls down near a main cave and totally unexpectedly traps you there for weeks.Actually fuck caving.
>>527974578White people value novelty. It's also why we went to the moon.
>>527974578This is why White people conquered the world while the other races stayed homeCavers embody the Aryan Need for Adventure
>>527974848Timmy, Timmy, Timmmmmy.Timmy's sheer existance causes controversy for.the pakijeet eternally. lolTimmy built Ancient Asia and Africa too, even made caves in Pyramids and "indian" Temples. That is why Timmy is in the books, giant coffins, and statues endlessly worshiped and envied.
White people also love submarines and climbing mountains. We just like going dangerous places.
>>527974578doing everything to get away from niggers
>>527974578ANON LETS SAY YOU ARE TRAPPED SOMEWHERE OH WAIT THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN ANYMORE... AND YOU WONDER WHY...
>>527974629FPBP
>>527974924This. Just look at the types of videogames they play to quench the thirst for adventure. Fantasy, Scifi, exploring huge unknown worlds. Then compare it to what a nigger plays. Sportsball, GTA, Call of duty good goy trainer. These are fundamental truths and anybody trying to deny it is dishonest and probably a nigger.
12 people have been to the moon. All of them White men.
>>527974578Do you see any niggers there? Yeah me neither.
>>527974578its where yall come from
>>527975820>>527977209>>527980457adult chud hide person in carpet.webm
>>527974578You wouldn't understand, pajeet
>>527984376What about Apollo 13?
>>527976740Probably more like...
>>527974629fpbp king
>>527975170based cryptid pres
>>527974578Being neck deep in murky water in a pitch black cave is still more pleasant than having to deal with shitskins and kikes
>>527974707Retard kike, library's are literally shelters for homeless niggers in America
>>527976805caverbros got real quiet after this one
>>527975045Fuck youtube?
>>527980512Yes and once all the niggers kill eachother we will emerge to recolonize with new insight this time
>>527974707Uh, guise, I think Noah's got a point
>>527976805Shitskin detected
>>527974848Hey you’re not wrong sukhdeep. It does seem like whites get off on Jews being their masters.
https://youtube.com/shorts/a0lxkgFim9g?si=A8UmctWPjis_pH4r
https://youtube.com/shorts/nW_3UTAU0Aw?si=lxvN5Mi4I-8HNws8
>>527974707public libraries aren't a quiet place to read anymorethey're homeless shelters, job search centers, rec room rental services, and provide other bullshit liberalisms
>>527989168these people are retardedhttps://youtube.com/shorts/r3QlPgrZIBw?si=DBXQNO8P5d6M3_4F
>>527989323https://youtu.be/QHJIO0YC8rE?si=DZkkDV9W1zX8VIw8
>>527974578they feel artificially restrained by society, but this is not represented visually or literally, so they go into caves in order to fix this discrepancy.
>>527975603green and smelly post
>>527985010This is a form of porn I had not before seen...I definitely do not understand it.
>>527989786go do that bollywood thing near train tracks saar
>>527974578It seems like a borderline fetish. I admire my race's propensity for fearless exploration and conquering, but there are limits.
>>527974578black pipo don't splor they caves
>>527974578White devils are cave men from the cave systems of the Caucasus between the Caspian Sea and the Black Sea. These pinkmen was inbreeding in those cave systems and became pale from the mutations that resulted from it, he became evil and corrupt and then unleashed themselves upon this POC planet. Slavery, cultural theft, homosexuality et cetera ensued .. we are sick of they shenanigans we need to get rid of themIf u see a white on the street knock him out for payback
>>527990002>train tracks In 2005, I fucked Mike Vallely on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like “thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?” and “fucking fag I bet you can’t wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot”. I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. “Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy” he’d say “I cant even feel your limpdick bitch.” I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike’s boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. “The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?” He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. “Fucking fag” he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike Vallely on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less.
>>527990444Are you admitting we won?
>>527974629Based
>>527990596Nah you is getting wiped out in the next 30 years. Every city in America will be like Minnesota. We will hunt down all ICE/whites to death
wtf is wrong with white peoplehttps://youtu.be/FI9jlv6Fug8?si=0K8g7ggsW0aMmuUs
>>527974578Ancestral memory of hunting (((neanderthals))).
>>527990537based pasta
>>527974629We don't say that word here
>>527974878>>527974986i love art where this happens to anime girls
>>527990764Is that what is happening there right now? Because all I have heard is a lesbian communist and a communist jew were murdered. Other than the black people who are killing each other all the time that no one talks about. But, Hey come on, That's happening in every city.
>>527976061lol, this
>>527974848eat some pie and fuck off sandeep
>>527974629When the first post is also the best post.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxKvt5Z9Bok&t=86
>>527974578caves are for white people, what trains are for indians.
>>527974629fpbbniggerkikewesternerarab.It never fails.
>>527975703>Gollum's CaveBut bilbo wasn't trapped. He escaped.
>>527974629Damn, it all makes sense now
>>527974760He's a psychopath like Alex Honnold.Be wary of anyone who enjoys extreme sports, it's part of a complex called "non-sexual masochism" and includes things like extremely spicy foods and bathroom jokes.It signals Dark Triad traits. Basically just don't trust them.>>527982597Based aquatic ape ancestors. :) Probably some kind of cold therapy.
>>527984376Why didn't they let whoever was in the command module be on the landing crew of the next flight? It was their job to make sure the lunar crew got back alive; you'd think they'd at least be offered the option.
>>527974783You think niggers don't try to rob libraries? Do you think they can even comprehend the concept of borrowing and returning something without money?https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2023/11/03/man-who-was-arrested-for-armed-robbery-assault-inside-library-in-frenchtown-township-identified/
>>527993291>>527974629Oops, this was meant for >>527974707
>>527976117Tortilla chips.
>>527974707full of homeless niggers using up all the computers playing freecell
>>527975319there might be goblins there
>>527993813sex goblins?
>>527992847Your mom is my dark triad
>>527975820How? I could litrelly plug that hole with my dick
>>527974578You're a dirty polish peice of shit>posts no link no webm no gif Fuck you OP why did I even click this shit
>>527993884>sex goblins?kinda
>>527974578We don't call them cave-beasts for nothing, anon.
>>527976805kek!
>>527976007>take camping supplies>research popular caves where instagram whores go>set an ambush in a blind corner>smash the men with your trusty club and grape the women>eat the supplies they brought you>you become the goblin
>>5279748483rd world cope. Timmy won the wars that you lost.
>>527994592That's some SCP-1562 shit there..
>>527974707Libraries these days usually have a bunch of (((social services))) so you will find a lot of them there.
>>527974848>Look at their worship of Jews.>Look at their obsession with BBCs.there's this psychological thing going on where asians and indians constantly project when they try to insult whites
>>527974578>What the fuck is this white people's obsession with caves?I don't get it. I went caving a few times at a summer camp. The first cave I didn't mind; but the second one got really claustrophobic, crawling around through a corkscrew they called the birth canal then you fall into an ice cold subterranean river filled with jagged rocks where you could crouch; but not stand. When we got to the exit they told us to leave slowly to acclimate to the temperature and I said fuck that and just barreled out. Never been back in a cave since, never thought I was claustrophobic before that; but I realize I really don't like cramped spaces now.
>>527974578we have the best explorers there ever were. that's what's up with white people. Hitler would be proud
>>527995875
>>527975236Reminds me of that caving story where four guys had to craw through a long watery tunnel like that for around a hundred yards, right when it started pouring rain outside causing the tunnel to floodOne guy was able to crawl into an offshoot tunnel, so he got to hear his three friends drown in the dark, only to also watch as the water level climbed in his little alcove. Drowned as well. Rescuers went in later and dragged each corpse out. Just seems like one of the most hopeless and hellish deaths though.
>>527974707Last in the oven
https://youtu.be/C-GMQHmYZw4?si=5-n4mqmppqNNJhvy
>>527996935>heavy rain causing floodingThats just an act of god. Sometimes things happen and its out of your control.
>>527999487how the fuck do these people do this ?
imagine if reincarnation is real and you get born again and you want to be one of these cave idiots and its out of your control.
>>527996401its only white people that do this
>>527975619did you have to wind up your crank generator for electricity to post this?
>>528000000
>>527974629https://youtu.be/D4gIS1F2_NA?si=msbI-_l9vmuPyii7
>>527975820I feel like Sprelunking is 110% a Celt and No4d evolutionary survival tendency from the elements and large predators.
>>527974629FIPPY BIPPY
>>527974578I really don't know. I struggle to understand this one.
>>528000323
>>528000323its just a cave whats so interesting about it ?
>>527976805That was beautiful
>>527974578gello
>>528000995Just going on a solo expedition in one of the world's deepest caves, wish me luck. (I have almost no experience)
>>528001054Gotta go deeper
>>527974707Jews bombed all the libraries in gaza; sounds like a trick
>>528001088Deeper
>>527974629kek
>>527974578you wouldn't get it
>>527974629/thread>>527974707That's what they said about wintersports.
>>527974707Jewish trick. Please disregard>>527974629 Go to the career center or job fair in your area.
>>528000387based Larson enjoyer
>squeezing yourself through extremely tight rock hole just to get irreversibly stuck and dieyou actually have to be braindead to even think this is a good idea
you're not there
>>527974777We wuz kangz n sheeit, my great great granny finna built duh pyramids and sheeit bro
>>528002708This
>>527976061White people are curious by nature, so we explore the world and universe around us which also makes us high IQ. Brown shitskin monkeys are low IQ and have no sense of curiosity, they also only live in the present moment have have no sense of planning or future consequences. Basically all they were ever destined to do was sit around in the jungle and pick fruit off of trees, make noise and kill each other because they are basically just animals that have not evolved enough yet.
>>527975820Imagine if an earthquake happened while he was in there
>>527974707>there are more brown children than books.Unless you count holocaust memoirs. Im serious, not actually joking here.
White people are the only ones who crawl back into plato's cave. Middle-Earth has to be down here somewhere.
>>527975341faggothttps://xcancel.com/Hoopss/status/2019911286792868127
