We’re reaching levels of goyslave that shouldn’t be possible
there's non 0% probability that some american piece of shit will sell his kidney for an onlyfans whore
>>527994672Klarna niggers report in
>>527994672decapitate simps
Can I get layaway?
>>527994672Who the fuck even uses this stuff? I pay for everything in cash.
>>527994672> rent a virtual pussy with virtual money that you dont ownYou will own nothing and be happy is coming true
Even if this wasn't for porn the fact going into debt over 15 fucking dollars or whatever OnlyFans actually costs is terrifying.borrowing a couple hundred for car repairs or a TV I get but how the fuck are there enough americans so poor they don't even have 15$ just lying around to even consider this, in a healthy economy those guys would be so radioactive Klarna would just ban them.Seriously at this point you're not even debt slave material, you're the kind of guy who stacks 2$ payments one after the other and goes bankrupt while he still owes you a ton of money.Maybe it's just a pump and dump I guess, if Klarna is just some middleman and not a bank it'd make sense to get every retard to borrow and run before anyone figures out you're not getting it back.
What did you people think they meant by ''late stage capitalism''
>>527994672y'all will get on your knees and surrender to God. you'll see that happening
>>527994672Funniest shit I've read all week.
>>527994672Can they klarna their ozempic? Even the lardiest wagies need access to quality body rotting harmaceuticals
>>527994672i was driving yesterday and saw a billboard for some company that offers "month to month car leases." it's like hell on earth over here, how is it in france anon?
>>527994672Peak late stage capitalism
>>527995034Can you use Klarna or other similar services to make credit card payments?
>>527995195>so poor they don't even have 15$ just lying around to even consider this, in a healthy economy those guys would be so radioactive Klarna would just ban them.That's literally how they make their money. It's free to loan money, and only costs if you're late on your payments. I've used klarna many times the last several years. Always paid on time. They never made a dime on me. I'm one of the customers they don't like, I guess. It's good to have if you're a broke nigger without a stable income. Some months I make 4k euros, and other months I make 2k, so I sometimes use it to even out my budget so to speak.
>>527995195>how the fuck are there enough americans so poor they don't even have 15$ just lying around to even consider thisNow consider that it's been measured that 2/3s of Americans are like this. If you have $0 savings and $0 debt you are in the top 1/3 richest Americans
>business model is unconditional loans to niggers that will never pay it back>loses hundreds of millions a year why does this even exist?
>>527994672Who cares? Only retards will use it and they deserve what they get.
>>527995382Yeah, you can literally make a temp/one time credit card in the app.
>>527995172who do you think? starts with an n
>>527995421Huh.Can you just get a cash advance interest free?
I paid for a dominos once on paypal credit because I was broke and wanted some slop kek
>>527995396They literally had a 1 billion dollar revenue last quarter. The reason it dumped after getting listed on NYSE is simply because it was overpriced. Most stonks do that. Probably wouldn't be a bad time to throw some shekels at it.
>>527995389bruh do you know how interest works?if you pay "on time" you're paying like 13% of the transaction as interest
>>527994672>oh no market capitalism badcommie
>>527995513he misunderstood your question. klarna will create a virtual credit card for you to use to make purchases. i don't think you can use klarna to pay a credit card off. i also don't know how any of this shit works because i'm not fucking retarded.
>>527995513Yup. You just gotta make sure to pay in time. You can even postpone payments by 7-10 days or so for free, but after that, they'll slap 15-18 dollars on every post per week, so if you've used it for ten different purchases and you're behind on your payments, it will quickly add up.
>>527995613>if you pay "on time" you're paying like 13% of the transaction as interestCredit cards don't charge interest if you pay the balance in full within 30 days. Klarna IIRC doesn't charge interest if you pay the balance in 4 payments or whatever, but they know their customers are too retarded for that and will end up paying interest
>>527994672About a decade ago now this lonely man told me he took out a $7,500 loan to give to a streamer ewhore on twitch because he wanted to look after her(She was already a millionaire baiting simps out of money), he only earned $21,000 a year.After explaining & somewhat bullying the person telling him these people are not his friends/emotional support, I went to the streamer and demanded she refund it, she refused at first but I made her fully aware I get that money out of here one way or another... she refunded not long after.They pray on weak minded people, it's only got 1000x worst since then.
>>527995613No you aren't. If you use it to pay for something with, you literally just have to pay that amount back within a month (and then you can extend it by a week or so in the app). No charge, no interests at all. It's only if you fail to pay on time - which they know a lot of retards will, and that's their entire business model.
>>527994672>there will be normies going into debt to pay for onlyfans >from the loan service with the faggiest name and branding all of known historyYay. America. U S A. Greatest economy on the Earth.
>>527995613Oh wow you're right I forgot the equation for compounding interest is A=P(1.13)dumb fucking nigger
>>527995662>>527995723I'm just wondering if you can use multiple apps like Klarna to cycle payments between the jews indefinitely. Surely there must be a catch.What's the limit? 1k? 5k? 10k?
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>>527994672Lol>I need a nut but I can't afford it bros!!!
>>527995925There are limitations to where you can use the cards, though. You can't buy cryptos with it for instance. So doubt you'd be able to do that. But works with all normal retailers.
>>527994672that is one fairly amusing headline. You uggos deserve love too...even if it means that you're having to pay 15 bucks a month for it.
>>527995195Is that a reverse plapjack?What is it called when the guy is fat but the woman is skinny?
>People failing on how to use KlarnaI only use it to get whatever I already can afford, home first when ordering online, before I pay so I can return it if it's broken and have Klarna to egg on the companies for me.Do people, honestly think it's a money printer?
>>527994672>capitalism LE BAD! this board is truly dead/pol/ was comfiest in its libertarian/ancap era around 2012
>>527996198>Do people, honestly think it's a money printer?This is America.
>>527994672Hey, fine by me. Let someone else pay for the only fans. But do us a solid and leak the content to the discord. Many thanks.
>>527994672Degenerate paypigs deserve this fate. They deserve to suffer. They invite it upon themselves even. Ignore their misery.
i don't have a problem with buy now pay later services. i bought a 5070TI and paying it back over 6 months will only cost me $30 in interest but i have good credit.
>>527994820That person would be me
>>527994672Reminder that OF is a psyop and the top earners are money laundering for the elite.
>>527995394the bad part is like insurance schemes it's really just backdoor socialismif you partake in the usury system you simply pay for all the niggers that don't pay, all while a handful of people running these schemes get rich for doing more or less nothing of value. backed by a lot of government force for free as well.
>>527994672Coom now pay later
>>527996077isn't like whole internet full of porn?
>>527994672i dont even want to know what they have planned for the debt cattle. i get the feeling they are giving them enough rope to hang themselves with
>>527994672At this point will ANY western male actually go to fight in WW3 -willingly-? Or at all?
>>527995238Saar you are Indian saar>even if you're also correct and made a good shitpostsaarry saar
>>527996616who the fuck says "western male" lmao weirdo
>>527994672>Ayo what level of Capitalism are we on?Yes
>>527994672Can the West get any more decadent?
I'll just leave this here.
>>527994672>simp debtFunny how things are, don't you think?
>>527996616Only to pay off their goon debt
>>527995770im sorry to tell you, but you are part of the problem, stop helping the weak and let him learn or let him root.
>>527994672Isn't this paybase just pajeetswho cares what they spend their shit money on
ultimate findomlmao
>>527994672Who the fuck is paying or OnlyFans?Literally who? Does anyone actually know somebody who does? I refuse to believe that people are still paying for porn since the internet became a thing, it just doesn't make sense.
>>527998016>it just doesn't make sense.you can't even begin to conceptualize how retarded the average human being is
>>527998016I think it goes beyond porn for the simps, they’re paying for a parasocial relationship. A lot of them just listen to the whores yap and don’t even goon.
>>527996839Literally just a description of what they are?
>>527998016I googled boobs. Google gave me 886 million results.>indebting yourself for pornUnfathomable.
>>527995836Hottest country in the world right now tbqhwy
>>527995333take your trash posts back to tumbler
>>527996170>but the woman is skinny?lmfao.That's her weightmatch and I guarantee you would agree if you saw her naked
>>527994672Nice! That's my America.
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>>527998473That’s so sad, that’s literally the part you put up with so you can get sex and maybe a little cuddling after. Then you make an excuse to leave.Doing heroin and having a temporarily shut off sex drive made me realize just how vapid and emotionally unstable and obsessed with social status women are.Picture maybe a 4th grader who’s screaming at their parents to buy them the latest beyblade so they’ll be cool at school and that’s the level most women stay at for life. It’s just now instead of a beyblade it’s some slop email job in a corporation. They don’t like even an easy job like that, but they just did it because it was what the crowd told them to do and is thus “high status” whereas fulfilling their natural purpose is “low status”My ex was literally having baby fever and then it was undone by watching a few anti motherhood tik toks by corporate roasties posting a fake happy life that they post in between crying spells.If you see them without a sex drive you will forever hate them.You know that old mean Karen that you’re neighbors with?That’s who that young hot girl you put on a pedestal is, she’s just hot so your hormones literally make you insane because if you saw women for what they were the human race would never go onI sadly have a friend right now who fell for some fake spic tradthot to the point of putting her over me just because she can cook.Like bro your kids will be brown and when the hormones die off she’ll monkeybranch just like she monkeybranched to you.Wish I could knock some sense into him, but he’d just double down
>>527999090>Ihey, be nice to yourself. You're better than that.
>>527994672Could I make of money if I did like solo stuff? Im what the gays call a bear
>"So you are a wageslave with zero savings, assets, or investments?">"Yes, Dave.">"And just this month you used Klarna's 24-month payment plan to spend over $2000 on OnlyFans?">"That's correct, Dave."
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>>527994672Dios mio this country is fucked. Imagine a population too stupid to whack off for free but also too poor to afford shitty paid pornography for simps without resorting to ridiculous usury schemes. We're reaching levels of dysgenics here that shouldn't even be possible.
>>527995612>revenueThat's nice, what's their actual profit looking like? How much debt have they taken on? How many of their loan contracts have actually matured?
>>527994672What even is Klarna's business model? Why can't the US govt. use them to pay their debts? It's 0% interest loans after all.
>>527999997>its 0%LolLmao you are the world's most perfect fool
The system has to crash itself somehow
>>527995333Checked and>18 at the oldest already looking 30Grim
>>527999997>Klarna's business model?it's just a credit card with no interest for the first three months, that is literally all it is
>>527996244(((Capitalism))) is bad and always wasIsolationist Communism is just another way to say National SocialismBlood and soil > money
Goy levels are off the charts.
>>527994672>going into debt for onlyfans and i already know goyim would do that
>>527994672At this point, just allow it for paying meth to turn niggers into debt slave as soon as possible.
>>527995459Nordics
>>528001682I don't think accelerationism works, the entire premise of technology is to make things faster and more efficient, but it seems to have the opposite effect. Money printing for everyone just begets more money printing.
>>527999176Kys
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>>527994672Maybe the jews were right about the goyim after all
>>527994672Anyone that does this should be sent a noose as part of the deal.
>>528002838They should be turned into a paste and fed to hogs
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i have a theory. people who pay for onlyfans are all pedophiles/zoophiles/necrophiliacs.there's so much free porn of all kind on the internet, that once you get to the point of PAYING for it, it's most likely because you already fapped to all types of freely available porn out there.the concept of paying a random woman that will never know or think about you, so you can watch videos of her being spitroasted by jamal and jamarcus is something new to them and that is exiting. eventually they will graduate from onlyffans too and move onto custom made illegal paid porn
>>527995195american economy is a bigger scam than the chink one, mutts seethe hard and deflect when about this subject since muh geedeepee is all they got to cope with their humiliation ritual of a life that starts with getting circumcisedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unHgECQK0bQ
>>527995172cash? the only thing I buy with cash is drugsdo you just walk around with 100+ on you at all times lol
>>527994672>Goon now pay later It’s a metaphor
>>527994672>and then one day, for no reason at all...
