>>be AIPAC>>have $96 million dollars>>find some moderate NJ dem who says "maybe we shouldn't give Israel a blank check to turn Gaza into a parking lot">>spend $2.3 million on attack ads calling him Hamas>>he's literally a Jewish dude who loves Israel but just wants receipts>>doesn't matter>>primary day arrives>>check results>>mfw the $2.3 million accidentally elected a girl who unironically tweets "from the river to the sea">>mfw we got btfo by a DSA organizer with a $12K war chest and a tiktok accountAHAHAHAHAHAThe world is healing.
>>528003321>we
I forget which culture has this story, but there's a tale about some creature a sorcerer makes from mud or dirt, he imbues it with magic and then tells it to kill his enemies and it destroys his own people and then him. I don't remember where I heard this story or the name of the creature but it's kind of appropriate.
>>528003321It's pretty fucking funny, especially because EVERYONE had to retract their calls
>>528003680Oh yeah I know what you’re talking aboutI think it was this guy
