The absolute state of masculinity in 2026.
>>528003649Life is just one long, elaborate shitpost, isn't it?
>>528003649>>528003771Symptom of late stage capitalism
>>528003649A man doesn't eat cereal, least of all tasteless pink protein balls labeled as 'Man Cereal'.A man eats bacon, eggs, and hashbrowns, or oatmeal in a pinch.
>>528003649>>528003771>>528003857Buy an ad you fucking sacks of shit
>>528003649dont forget about Dude Wipes
>>528003649https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewfnVCT4wtI
Symptom of jews
>>528003649Fucking kekI find it hard to believe that anybody actually buys this shit. It seems more like the mere existence of these bullshit impressions of masculinity is the intended humiliation ritual, not actually buying it kek
>>528003649I can already buy creatine and protein dirt cheap. What makes them think I want that shit in my cereal. "Alpha males" are retards.
>>528003885Buy the fucking cereal, you piece of shit.
>>528003649A high protein, low carb breakfast? You know you can just eat eggs, right?
>>528003649GenX and older absolutely cringe at the word "masculinity" and the worm-larvae who are obsessed with it.
>>528003970Eggs have a shitload of cholesterol.
>>528003771>$2.42 a bowlkek i pay like 30 cent for an bowl of oatmeal with fresh apple/banana/kiwi what ever, wich is healthier than this goyslob. Consumer cattle is something else.
>>528003649lol...l'No, lmao...
Reddit the cereal
>>528003649>>528003771Jews calling gentiles cattle perfectly justified btw
Just dump a scoop of creatine in your Lucky Charms
I got some man cereal for you right here!*unzips dick*
>>528003771At current promotional price of $69 for 6 boxes, that's $11.50 for 90g of protein (amount in each box).This is a very poor cost return. The most basic grocery store items I purchase use the mental model of "at least 10g per dollar spent".For reference, a gallon of whole milk is 128g protein (at $6 for organic), and a can of tuna fish is ~20g for one dollar.You would be better served in almost every way (protein, cost, other nutrients) making a tuna sandwich and a glass of milk to start the day.
>>528004500>Implying Men do math
>>528003771>$70
woah that's so heckin manly
>>528003649men that obsess over appearing masculine to the point of buying something called "man cereal" are very feminine
just as cringe as dude wipes
I want some. I bet it tastes foul.
>>528004169stfu retard. this bullshit has already been debunked for decades now. eggs provide GOOD cholesterol your body needs. fucking retarded spic go munch on some monkey brains
>>528003649>Man Cerealis it served in a bowl with Man Milk?
>>528003771
>>528003873A man doesn't eat pig, pig is just a giant filthy rat with the shittiest meat of allA man eats cows, buffalos, sheep, goat, camels, hunts down giant hoofed and horned animals of the forest and birds and fish of the seasEating rubbish for centuries and killing your remaining braincells with alcohol is why you dumbasses allowed yourselves to be taken over by jews
What's the point of adding creatine if you need like 15g just to hit recommended levels?
>>528003771i hope it's partially owned by a navy seal
>>528004790some of these health food startups can make a lot of money. you need a kinda good product, good marketing, and good retail access though. would probably try to start my own one day.
>>528003649>>528003771Is this Bachelor Chow?
>>528003771>Fruity>Salted Fudge
i don't like the word Man as an adjective, it's got this unfunny "humor" layer baked into it. you can tell the jews are having some fun with their cattle when they use that word.
>>528003649>>528003771Just bought some. Thanks anons.
>>528004729Yeah ok lol.
>>528004169true>>528004729eggs aren't healthy, only fake studies and youtube grifter shills claim they are
>>528003873 I eat oatmeal Like the horses
>>528003771Did a little digging and found one of the investors supporting this quality product.
>>528004899It's a L O S T reference lil bro
>>528005571Well now.
>>528004169Cholesterol is THE precursor to testosterone you gay homo faggot
>>528005571>>528005694Angel investor?More likeRabbi investor.
>>528003771It keeps it lively don't it?
>>528003649For me, it's the humble sausage, egg, and cheese with home brewed Community coffee.
>>528005571>>528005694why is it ALWAYS them?
>>528003873Real men don't eat breakfast.
>>528005571>>528005694>>528005772I on't be eating it if a kike is investing in it. F this kike shit.
>>528004976Norm made it workhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqDb8bpUKHU
>>528005694>>528005571How cute.
This whole industry is so gay>DUDE wipes>MAN scape>gotta drink black coffee and smoke a cigarjust say you're packing 4 inches bro
>>528005951I like black coffee tho.
>>528005694Now that info IS zisty!
>>528005899CHECKED
>>528003649Reddit will love your gay man balls.
>>528003649I mean honestly there isn't any good keto cereal
>>528004857Shut the fuck up you stupid inbred sandnigger.You think you're not a nigger because your shitskin is the colour of diarrhea instead of .normal shit? Wrong. You're a nigger and probably the worst kind.Hang yourself right after you hang your inbred ratnest you call family.
>>528003649It's a box full of nails and screws, btw. Only hardest stuff for the hardest men. Jocko eats this shit every morning. Sorry your mouth is too chicken shit. Seethe, faggots.
>>52800364915-16g protein (with milk)
>>528003649
>>528003649Imagine eating kellogg kike cereal instead of actual breakfast of meat eggs and fruits.
>>528005987I also like black coffee
>>528003771It's just whey protein powder blended with other pointless shit and sold at a high price. Just eat eggs.
>>528004790Man, Lost was great. Right up until it wasn't. Also he Dharma cereal is less faggy.
>>528003857Everyone who says that phrase is a fucking moron.
>>528003649Ignore advertisement, embrace monke
>>528003649>>528003771>not eating bulk Gorilla/Chimp foodngmi
>>528004729Not only does your brain NEED cholesterol (and saturated fats, so cook the eggs in butter (on cast iron)), it also needs choline, which the eggs provide.
>>528006499One of the ingredients in there, a variant of K3 (Menadione), is actually pretty toxic to humans (liver). I hope /fit/bro is alright.>another ingredient can cause hair loss in excessive amounts so lol>yes I looked into this already
>>528003649I just make a tray of granola.
>>528003649What does it taste like?
>>528003771geez louise, between this, my tuition to huster u and all my eceleb subs, being a sigma is getting expensive.
DUDE I'm so MANLY I eat my MAN CEREAL with my BARE HANDS. Also I sometimes put it on my STEAK because I'm a MAN and we eat our steaks MEDIUM RARE. I think after eating my MAN CEREAL I'll have some BACON and then I'll put MANLY BEARD OIL in my BEARD. And I'll follow it all up with an ice cold shot of WHISKEY.
>>528003771What would really drive the joke home is if there was just one cereal puffball in each box.If I was more dishonest I could probably make a lot of money from retards.
>>528003649well well well back here again
>>528005571no way! one of the 500 investors has a jewish last name!?? wtf???
>>528003899Checked, based, and redpilled. We used shit like that early on in GWOT because we couldn't always shower out on some shitty OP or if you're fob blowed. Why the fuck do civilians need this
>>528003649for faggy trend-followers maybe lol
>>528003649>>528003771You just know the type of guy to eat this shit is some suburban faggot who likes to wear cowboy hats and drives lifted trucks that never get dirty.
