how the fuck is counting cards illegal?
>>528011346Its not, casinos will just tell you not to come back if you're caught doing it, and they'll tell other casinos you're a card counter too.
>>528011346Jewish systems built upon gambling don't want to pay the good goy, even when the good goy deserves a fraction of one's own money back, Anon
It's not, but it can get you kicked out of the casino and even blacklisted or whatever. And casinos talk with each other all the time so you can get trespassed on multiple propertiesSee blackjack has a pretty narrow house advantage. It's like .5-2 percent depending on number of decks, card shuffling machines, deck penetration etc When you count cards well you raise your chances to about 51-52%. This sounds like terrible chances but over a great deal of time you have the ability to fuck with casinos because now you truly have an advantage unlike every other game in the casino.It's late and sorry if this sounded retarded. Basically when you count cards the house no longer always wins.
>>528011410>other casinosOh, you sweet summer child. They aren’t phoning up their competition saying>lookout! Everything on the main strip has the same owner.
>>528011728They still phone the other casinos, retard. These places have management.
>>528011346We lose money
>>528011785Anon thinks Jews (who own the casinos) have a telepathic hive mind
lol yeah the Justice system in America is pay for play. You'd be surprised how many batshit insane laws there are if you sit down and read all 270 thousand federal laws.99% of the laws on the books don't even apply, and the judge will simply toss them out if you try to cite them because he's all like: "Dude that shit hasn't been a thing since the early 1700's, I don't like it, so it's not a thing".And after a gavel bang you're free to go.The US Code is basically Jewish nonsense at this point. Chapter 18 on sedition and treason, none of it applies, because it applies to everything the Kikel fighters in the whitehouse are doing on a daily basis. Using public funds to directly harm the serfdom by hanging paper to impovrish the formica. Literally textbook Chapter 18 chapter 1 Sedition and Treason. But get these Communist Kikel Fighters up on charges, a feat in and of itself, and the Judge will strike it right out of the computer after citing that the defendant is a Jewish, and Jews are beyond the law.And if you fight it, you're up against an army of Jews who quite like their cozy little genetic supremacy thank you very much.It's a trireme, it's a plantation. For the ones who want to nerd out on definitions, it's a technofeudal serfdom promoted to an Elysium. That's why the US Justice system howls in agony when a poor person exacts justice against an oligarchical member. The US Code is for defense of the whimsical Aristos, poor people get the enforcement and punishment part of the code. It's how they howl in agony when it goes the other way and a poor shoots an Aristos in the back. It's like the end of the world. But an Aristo literally trafficks children for sacrifice killing, there is no crime, talking about it is a crime.The USA is a two-tiered justice system, Jews are beyond the law.
If card counting were illegal, you'd be taken to prison for doing it. Instead the casino tells you "your play is too good for us", and they'll either tell you you can't play blackjack, but can play any other game, or they'll tell you to leave the casino. They may have a police officer or a security guard escort you out.
>>528011839Nice glowing id and post
You guys are pretty dumb for wondering why they don't like card counters. Worst case if they allowed them, then they'd just close the blackjack tables for good since they can't make money.
>>528011868>"Sir, we observed you having above average memory and basic math skills. We need to ask you to leave"Why do we tolerate featherniggers preying on the poor and retarded?
>>528011346I won a $2k sport bet 2 years ago online through a local casino. They wouldn't let me cash it out unless I emailed them copies of my ID, pictures of the CC I used, pictures of the bet I placed on my PC, and some other shit I forgot. They also did a background check on me. This all took during the course of 1 week and after I finally got a check from these niggers, they banned me from online betting with them. They had no problem taking my money all the times I placed bets and lost them prior, only when I was taking money out. Casinos are more jewish than actual jews.
>>528012121>oh we should leave this guy here who can card-count very well>oh he is here 12 hours a day now>oh he is winning tens of thousands of dollars a day from us now>oh he brought a few friends just as good as him >oh they are winning hundreds of thousands every day from us now>shit, well we have to let them play because some guy on /pol/ said we should.
>>528011346>how the fuck is counting cards illegal?its not, but its also legal for casinos to ban you.>>528011728>They aren’t phoning up their competition sayingThey are, so that the other casino will do the same when they catch a card counter
>>528012215Maybe featherniggers should get real jobs instead of running rackets that can't survive when potential victims can rub two brain cells together
>>528011346Its not. They dont even fuck you up when they catch you anymore.
>>528011346Because Americans are fucking retarded.Like, "you can play but you are not allowed to use your entire brain" and they think it's normal, that's what the Jews did to them.Also>Take 4 decks of cards>Shuffle >Play blackjack with only a fourth of it>You can count all you want, it won't helpEasy fix but they are too dumb for that.
>>528011346its notthey just kick you out of every casino
>>528011728Idiot. They send flyers with your face, Id if you have it to them, and your car make from their security to nearby casinos.
>>528012531Muhammad, were you under the impression card counting is allowed in euro casinos?
>>528012187that makes sense. they simply dont want to pay out and theyre doing everything within the law (although thats debatable. I bet if you hired an attorney to go through that process they would have handed over the money fast) to avoid paying. Thats one reason people need lawyers for various things. Some people and businesses will do everything in their power to avoid paying, and usually that winds up being illegal
>>528011868>If card counting were illegal, you'd be taken to prison for doing it.OR>They may have a police officer or a security guard escort you out.So it's illegal.
>>528011346It isn't.
>>528012726Of course it is, Chaim.