>be press conference>reporter: “Mr. Trump, can you comment on Epst—”>“E-e-e-epst—? Excuse me? I think you said… exports. Great exports. Tremendous exports.”>*GULP* >*drinks entire glass of water in one go*>reporter: “No, I meant Jeffrey Epst—”>*BONK* >*hits mic with forehead*>“Very aggressive microphone. Nobody talks about this.”>*reporter still staring*>“L-l-look, what Americans really care about is… uh… windmills. Very dangerous.”>*GULP*>*paper falls off podium*>“I have to go. . .”>*walks away quickly into door frame*>*slips on a banana peel on his way out*
