i am a confirmed Roman Catholicand you?
proof?
>>528026357its better to have God than religion
Meesa tradwife
I'm with the angels, and the demons. We're pals, since you know I studied them while you were reading old desert Jew adventures
>>528026357I do too.
I'm an atheist because my IQ is not below average and my parents didn't brainwash me as a kid.
>>528026357Oh no, thanks anyway. Im not a gay homosexual
>>528026503You are never the best because you are a stupid atheist.
>>528026503I thank thee, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hidden these things from the wise and understanding and revealed them to babes; yea, Father, for such was thy gracious will.
>>528026576at least the atheist doesn't generate warp peril
>>528026357Is this you?
>>528026357Yep. God is good.
>>528026357I m a defiler.
Oh yeah I love religion with you know all the intelligent immortal entities playing fucking checkers with all the retard blind peasants beneath themsounds familiar sounds right up my alley check my royal flush
For consider your call, brethren; not many of you were wise according to worldly standards, not many were powerful, not many were of noble birth; but God chose what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, God chose what is weak in the world to shame the strong, God chose what is low and despised in the world, even things that are not, to bring to nothing things that are, so that no human being might boast in the presence of God.
>>528026681and balance lies in the juxtaposition of the opposites
>>528026357I grew up surrounded by wops in New Jersey, while all my catholic friends were getting raped at catechism I was playing my N64 making real memories.
>>528026357I am straight, but you do you.
>>528026357I follow Hyperborean Nordic Reich Vibism
>>528026357Im Christian.
There is a lot of Limp Bizkit energy on this board today. I'm not sure what's behind this. I guess it's.... Uhh... It's just one of those days.
>>528027945
>>528026357I'm I
>>528026357The Roman Catholic church is the whore of Babylon.
>>528028227Just rollin rollin rollin WHAT
>>528026357Formally confirmed many years ago
>>528026503>my IQ is not below averagebut also not above
>>528026357we just got an orthodox church in my little town, its even russian orthodox. i think im gonna go talk to them one day to find out what exactly they believe.
>>528026357Just your average atheist here!
>>528030161Do it, anon. First hand experience is worth far more than reading a bunch of junk online.The Russian Orthodox are obviously very biased in favor of Russia as a country but otherwise are quite solid.
>>528026357I don't know if God really exists so Agnostic is what I am.
>>528026357>i am a confirmed Roman CatholicThank you for your service faithful anon here's your complementary trad wife of nobel stock, you may do sex to her but only after marriage
>>528026357Well, that sucks.I'm not a papist heathen, so I won't be going to hell like you.
>>528026357I follow the true Roman religion
>>528026357I'm God.
>>528026357
>>528026618No, those are slavnigger russian orthodox
>>528030693But do you believe in a god or not?
>>528026357yes, even turbo atheists get their sacraments here
>>528026357Two men went up to the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. The Pharisee stood by himself and prayed: ‘God, I thank you that I am not like other people—robbers, evildoers, adulterers—or even like this tax collector. I fast twice a week and give a tenth of all I get.’“But the tax collector stood at a distance. He would not even look up to heaven, but beat his breast and said, ‘God, have mercy on me, a sinner.’“I tell you that this man, rather than the other, went home justified before God. For all those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.”Luke 18:10-14
>>528026357Obviously not because you get confirmed during baptism. You are a neo catholic kike worshipper
>>528031745>it's ok to be a tax collectorLol! How very Jewish.
>>528031745>>528031980Two jews walk infront of a Christian church and see a sign that "$20 upon conversion".The jews look at eachother and agree that one of them will go inside and see if they can get the $20.The jew waits outside patiently for his friend to return from the conversion to Christianity and when his friend leaves the church the jew runs up to him and asks>"well, did you get it?" "Did you get the $20 dollars?"His friend looks back at him in disgust and says>"what is it with you people."
>>528026357No thanks, I am a Christian who avoids the synagogue of satan who has the Rothschilds as its official banker and teaches literal heresy and has a muslim prayer room at the core institutional hub which also officially welcomed a rainbow flag procession mocking God which marched directly into it on a specific day of welcoming LGBTP people, by a pope who literally participated in satan worship ceremonies. The catholic church isn't even coherent, they as a matter of required policy said it was unforgivable to participate in other religions' rites and now it is just magically okay and since Vatican II it is official church magisterium that muslims are worshipping the same God also, which makes literally zero sense and is satanic and incoherent and retarded. Catholicism is satanic and totally cucked by rabbinic jews and even worse. I am a Christian.
>>528032677Self-checked.
>>528026357>confirmedI didn't do that sacrament, just the first 2, it is something that you do before mariage if you are lazy.
>>528031980Reading Scripture is not your thing. Try manifesting with crystals.
>>528026357Thanks for the confirmation, I guess.
>>528026357Deist, most of the time.
>>528030693Yes, there's actually a lot of proof of the Universe having a creator, but it has fuck all relation with any virulent memetic fairy tale on earth.My IQ is 198, so I can confirmed that you're above low IQ religiotards and midwit atheist-marxists.
>>528026357confirmed by who? some religious authority?
>>528026357>British flag>I'M ROMANGood way to spit on your ancestors.>I'm Roman CATHOLIC!"Catholic" is from the Greek word, "katholikós", which means "universal" or "global". So you're an anti-borders globalist?
>>528026357any atheist can claim that. by your words and actions we will know what you are
>>528031638I lean towards more of him not existing >>528033522>so I can confirmed that you're above low IQ religiotards and midwit atheist-marxistsChristcucks go too far when they try to censor shit, Atheists are like that too sometimes. That's why I identify myself as Agnostic so I don't associate myself with either.
>>528034238So you don't believe?
>>528035515Not really, Agnostic Atheist Is what I would Identify myself as.
>>528035900>agnostic atheistOk. Just checking.Some "agnostics" have a terrible time trying to say "no" without saying "no".
>>528026357I am too>TAKE EM TO THE MATTHEWS BRIDGE
