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>>528028051Evangelicals. There's no limit to their cringe.
Looks very scientific also happy4u
>>528028051"Prosperity Gospel" is just the worship of wealth itself.
>>528028182Those arent evangelicals…just non-denomination “christians”.I like to call them CINO’s (christians in name only) because they really do not study the whole bible nor do they obey and follow the very few things they read about anyways. I’d bet that 99% of the types of people that go to this church couldn’t even tell you which testament the book of Joel is in, much less what it is about.
>>528028051Evangelicals have the highest fertility rate among religious whites. Catholics have the lowest.
>>528028182Heretics gonna heretic. It's all very sad.
>>528028386you're not better, goy.
>>528028386Bro, it's all jewish fairytales, who cares.
>>528028051It is. Just not for who they tell you.
>>528028619I like how we are living in a time period where prophetic events are being fulfilled in real time and yet people like you still deny Christ. How can you not see it right in front of your face? You don’t even have to look very far…
>>528028051>i wish i was a rockstar but i don't have the talent>i know what to do! i'll become a pastor of a megachurch
>>528028051>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAhsb-EMA04
this spectacular display from kirks widow during the live tour...
>>528028386Non-denominationals are evangelicals by definition.
>>528028991>prophetic events are being fulfilled in real timeNo lol
>>528028051Imagine being such a stupid goy that you think you have to go to church to praise jesus.Jesus is by my side everyday. Hes my sword and my shield and modern "churches" can suck my fat cock.Fuck this human made worship cult.Christ is king and not some faggy pastors who claim to speak for him.
>>528029234Can't even tell if this is ai
>>528029413it was real in my mind
>>528029413the real thing was even worse…
>>528028051tax free, baby
>>528029333>i have to debate to discover the truthThe Atheist Grift : Revealed.I like the part when you and religion grift off of one another in a moralist context and both of you pretend that the gospel is advocating for religion when its unironically condemning it. Nothing unagreeable is said morally about the bible by atheism. It accounts for evil and uses it as a reason to disbelieve there is a God, and yet it still accounts for morality, just pulls it out of its ass and disingenuously uses it in argumentation. Then your religious grift partners pretend to be the opposition and say the same thing in an inverted sense. Both of you get paid in ego/money and both of you are content while pretending to be at odds. You induce the moral decaying vacuum, justifying religion, and religion induces that morally abhorrent acts of genocide that justifies secularism, thus the cycle repeats.Endless grift. Babylon. Book talks about this quite a bit. Jesus came into the picture, and suddenly religion and government suspiciously came together and plotted to kill someone for NOT breaking the law. Wonderful. Almost as cunning as your father satan, faggot-sama.
>>528029234Look, she's grieving.
>>528028386>those are pakis saar
>>528028051I wonder if people felt the same the first time a parade of gold-robed priests from Rome walked through their city, chanting prayers loudly, swinging incense, carrying a holy relic or something. To sanctify the new huge cathedral full of glowing stained glass windows and golden altars.
>>528028991you're insane. take your meds kike
American Christianity guys.
>>528029589>discover the truthSuch as?
>>528028051This was always a thing since the 80's, Pastors trying to be Superstars.
>>528029234Lmao.
>>528029345The covid vaccine was the mark of the beast. If you sleep with a vaccinated woman you become marked and Jesus will leave you
>>528028051>what kind of Christian are you?
>>528029234>no audio
>>528029589I don't need the church to believe in God and the existence of good and evil. Even if Jesus truly had divine insight, just is claimed of Muhammad, the Buddha and thousands of cult leaders, the Bible was not written by him, but by others who wished to invoke his name for control.
>>528028051Looks like Skillet show or something
>>528029345>Jesus is by my side everydaymeds
>>528028051Justin Timberlake
>>528029234we need one with her ziplining onto stage
>>528028051They are worshipping that kike on the talmud
>>528028386Aye, they be no TRUE Scotsmen!
>>528030175that would be tasteful
>>528028051Oh no it's a bunch of people having fun together and but the common link is religion this time. The horror. Just say you hate white people and christians being happy.
and i remember it going a little something like this...
>>528028051you do realize "traditional" churches as established in the past were/are even MORE cringe than that, right?the most extravagant buildings and decorations of the time to inspire awe in the flockimagine a world where no plumbing and skyscrapers exist, then try to comprehend how ridiculous "normal" churches were when compared to everything else
>>528030459oy VEY! They built great buildings to honor God and their community instead of big glass towers to suck the dick of moneyed interests! It's annuddah shoah!
>>528030537>They built great buildings to honor God and their communityNo lol
>And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
>>528029612>RAM truggPriceless irony, whore of babylon at its finest
>>528029589Boring and nonsensical read.
.>>528029466>it was real in my mindOMG thanks for the laugh anon. Fucking hilarious
>>528029345Lots of pastors are good people like you. And so are people in the pews. Mostly good people. Well rounded and kind.
>>528029234As she is drawing a magic sigil on the floor right before getting shot up.>She is a witch. This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone.
>>528028051Wtf is that? I'm sure Jesus said something about asking money to spend in stuff like that
>>528028051I find almost all churches decedent in America. Catholics build their cathedrals, NDCs have their mega-churches. Last church I went to was a fundamentalist Christian ND that was literally a converted office space in an office plaza. No ornamentation, outside of a single cross, no choir except for some pre-recorded hymns over a speaker or a keyboardist and vocalist (the married pastors' daughter). "For where two or three are gathered together in my name, I am there in the midst of them" was the opening scripture from the pastor, and I'd rather a sincere service and church than feel-good weekend christianity meant to pray for money and to socialize.
>>528028051They're the same people that rant that sculpture is idolatry.
>>528028051>when you go too hard on the roleplayjust like that one christcuck sect that literally mass suicide.
>>528028051This unironically need fat black dancing women singing.
>>528028051Lots of churches put on shows. Just because something happens in a church doesnt mean it is a service. So what if there is lights? Can we come to your church? What is it a fucking barn in a feild? Not even you actually show up for that. Fucking Germs.
>>528028051>>528028737https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-rfCnW5VlE
>>528028051the curious part is that those people there are really trying to connect to God, but they don't know how
>>528029612at least this looks like religious
>>528032024Yes. But he also believes christians are jews. Because jesus came and the believers in jesus are jews now. Yes jewish people believe in jesus too. I know this is a lot to process.
>>528028051I mean it clearly is.... just that their "god" is something else kek.
>>528028051Golden bull irl.. American Christianity is just demon worship at this point
>>528029589trvke
>>528030459In a couple of decades, when VR cyberchurches are the new thing, this stage show will look traditional.
>>528028051No, they call it Worship™
>>528028991>prophetic events are being fulfilled in real timeSuch as?
>>528028386now ask them about the book of Tobit
