>enter plane>see thiswhat do?
>die on takeoff
>>528039749do a 360 and leave the plane
Do a barrel roll and walk away
Xbox360 and walk da way xD
>>528039848John...
>>528039749id probably shitpost to slide more quality threads to distract people away from our jewish overlords
>>528039749Pray that the jeet AI actually flying the plane is up to spec
>>528039749Reported for doxing pilot leaf
>>528039749Start the plane. Knock the nigger bitch out, cut its arms and legs off, when it comes to, drag it outside and throw the ugly spearchucker in one of the turbines.
>>528039749If it ain't XY, I ain't gonna fly.
>>528039749Walk there instead.
>>528039749>Yey, peilots.
>>528039749Ask if she's instrument rated.
>>528039749Start screaming Nigger until they get me off the plane.
>>528039749Open the emergency exit and jump off the fucking plane.
Dumb crackers think blacks can’t fly lmao, my maternal great uncle was a WW2 pilot, fucking inbred bastards. That nigga got PAID. He didn’t have to work again a day in his life after his honorable discharge. I don’t know how he did it but he got a check afterwards.
