Millennials are the generation that quit smokingZoomers are the generation that quit drinkingWhat habit will gen Alpha quit?
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>>528041187>What habit will gen Alpha quit?Living.
>>528041187Alpha will quit atheism
>>528041187Fornicating
>>528041187Hopefully voting.
>>528041452yeah cause theyre all brown lmao
>>528041187Doomscrolling
I’m 37 and I’ve never drank or smoked. I’m every generation combined. I’m your god. I am the alpha and the omega. I’m just better.
>>528041187I smoke and drink
>>528041551Lol true
>>528041578never had sex either probably
>>528041187Heterosexuality
>>528041187>What habit will gen Alpha quit?Circumcising babies
>>528041187we all got a new one which was phonesi think the phonequit will start with gen alpha and become normal by betajust ignoring your phone feels utterly chad at this point already. i like to shock people by being really rough with mine, like throwing it across the room or whatever as a gag. its an old pixel 4 and darn tough, already has some chips in it and another is like forty bucks so i dgaf. i think i will lead the way.
>>528041562ThisInternet's going to go bye-bye. You're already starting to see it today with everything drying up and the only apps people using are Twitter Instagram and tiktok.
>>528041187Gen alpha will scour the nuclear wasteland while Jews chill in NZ
>>528041187that's true. like I was looking at old pics from college in 2014, and like half the students smoked cigs back then. they're still all on nicotine now, just in a different from
>>528041187probably sex, eating and breathing
>>528041779Vapes should have mandatory shellfish toxin in them
>>528041644Jokes on you, I’ve had sex, but not a whorish amount. I had my penis sucked by a married 54 year old woman, a 20 year old, a 42 year old, and a 64 year old. Sex is not great, if I’m being honest. It makes me feel kind of gross. I also don’t like the way pussies smell during sex. I like holding hands.
>>528041187This one is better
we'll quit eating because we cant afford to
One jewish vice down12 more to go
>>528041187Pornograpy. And they will go to church. They will look back at previous generations and think of how disgusting and immoral they were. The pendulum swings.
>>528041187>quit habits >right before WW3 goes hot>so you can render yourself a fine goy draft Target Lmao no. Tap tap tap
>>528041986This
>>528041551TRVKE
>>528041263Kek
>>528041955> The pendulum swings.We’re tired of this jewish pendulum swinging. A level headed Christian society is not this way. No one is gonna go fight your wars for jews when your “pendulum just gonna swing bro” is all that will happen. The jews will go right back to feminism and extreme shitskin replacement the moment the war is over. Zelensky has sacrificed over a million White nationalist Ukrainian bros, and he’s already excitedly talking about how Ukraine will be repopulated by pajeets, Arabs and niggers.
>>528041844he gotta kill himself now, at least his father anyway.
>>528041844They called him gay fir telling the truth about his gayness
>>528042235Pussy stinky!
>>528041578>>528041644I'm in my 40s, don't drink or smoke, and I am my girlfriend's first date, first kiss, first sex partner, and first boyfriend.
>>528042345How old is your girlfriend, dude? Is she AI generated?
>>528041947>Let's say hi to the newest member of our support group>Hi, I'm Jim, and I'm addicted to 9/11kek>>528042423I'm early 40s, she's early 30s, and she is real lol
>>528041844lol this is the ultimate 4chan post right here. seen it many times before… >I am a big fat gross guy >and i had sex with geriatric fat women >can you believe it was awkward and unenjoyable? >clearly this means that young beautiful people having great sex don’t exist complete with little boy talk - “my peepee felt weird”.
Im 42 and didnt smoke or drink until 29. I dont drink anymore but I smoke weed. I wasnt alpha as a sober guy but alcohol made me retarded. Weed makes me lazy. My wife got me into it. Honestly, I was rare but still never thought anything of it by not doing drugs in my teens abd 20s. Never thought I was better than anyone. Now, sober boomers, who aren't a uncommon think they're better than everyone
>>528042628I weigh 134lbs, my guy. All of the women I fucked were height/weight/proportional. The older women had husbands that were bigger than me. You have no idea how wrong you are. I look like a fucking elf. My wrists are like 8 inches around.
>>528042157Hey bitchso tired of your bitchingall you ever do is bitchNever have I ever heard an alternative religion to Christianity so that we can finally get off this dark pendulum but only that Christianity is Jewish and bad. So we are just going to keep watching porn all day and smoking crack thanks you really helped with this post.
>>528042625That’s pretty cool, but does she seem sane?
>>528042328Pussy smells great. I've never fucked around with older pussy, so I can't comment there. But the girls I've been with, I'd bury my face in there till I die if I could. The only problem, now I have a hard time eating fish around people. The second I catch a whiff of fish, it flips the wrong switch in my head.
>>528043009Definitely. She's level-headed and even-keeled, and has a kind, pure (helped by the lack of previous partners doing shitty things to give her baggage, I'm sure) heart. I could never imagine her doing shit like starting a fight on purpose to manufacture drama, or any of that kind of behavior. I love her.
>>528041263Fpbp lmao
>>528042920Update, I just measured my wrist. It’s actually closer to 6 1/2 inches around. >>528043086Yeah, I don’t like it. I’m not interested enough in the pleasure of a woman to enjoy sex, and I don’t like how I feel after sex enough to enjoy it for my own pleasure either. I prefer the company of women and occasional blowjobs, but I don’t need sex.>>528043191How did you meet her? That’s a rare find.
>>528041551Oh nonono brainbros our response
>>528041187Alphies are going to takes us completely backwards. Their dopamine regulation is already fucked from growing up on tablets and tiktok that they're going to be an entire generation of drug-using, alcoholic, gambling, sex addicts.
>>528042923>Never have I ever heard an alternative religion to Christianity so that we can finally get off this dark pendulumThat’s what real Christianity is you retard. We have goyslop jewish supremacy Zionism Christianity here, it’s a lot different. You know how you can go to a non globohomo jew country that’s Christian and it’s a pretty normal, and healthy place? It’s what I’m getting at. The Christianity we practice here is a twisted form set up to deliver goyim to the jews. Buddhism is literally a religion that explicitly warns against taking part in the jew tier pendulum swinging. Hence their focus on balance and meditation. You just want people believing in make believe positive narratives that promise a glorious future, when you yourself have already admitted the pendulum is just gonna swing and we have to live with it.
>>528042923>Hey bitch>so tired of your bitching>all you ever do is bitchIt was my first post in the thread. lol Why would someone just ignore my perfectly valid criticism and just call me a bitch instead? That’s tranny behavior
>>528042625I’ll be addicted to 9/11 until the jews responsible are held to account
>>528043292Definitely agree, once-in-a-lifetime find for me. It was pure happenstance. She posted a 'personals' kind of thing on Reddit as kind of a last-ditch effort (so she told me later on) to try and meet a good guy, and I had an RSS feed set up to find such posts on Reddit that were in-state without having to actually browse it kek. I responded to the post and quickly became the only one she was talking to. She actually asked me out first, and if anything, it feels like she's more head-over-heels for me now than she was when we met.
>>528041187the problem is the next generation picks up the habit the previous one quit. millennials quick smoking, but zoomers brought it back with vapes. zoomers quick drinking, gen alpha will bring it back with magic alcohol that doesn't give you a hangover. but to answer your question, the answer is weed, gen alpha will see weed as a huge waste of money and time, mostly because they get their dopamine from the internet instead.
>>528041263/thread
>>528043336The 'tablets and tiktok' isn't going to lead to that other stuff, it's already 'better' at supplying the quick easy dopamine than those things are. They'll become soulless drones who do nothing else, it's already happening.
>>528043613RSSmaxxing for love is high-tier xennialism. That’s hilarious and pretty based. I guess you can’t complain about much after that. Good job!
>>528041187Sex.
>>528043997Thanks anon.Thinking about it a bit, now today, I could imagine a guy and girl who find each other attractive both using AI bots to chat with the other for them, lmao. Imagine the first in-person meetup after that, essentially a completely blind date without either of them realizing it.
>>528041187>What habit will gen Alpha quit?Having general intelligence by the looks of it.
>>528041844>married 54 year old >64 year oldYour mother and your grandma?.Thats weird, Anon.
>>528043292>I’m not interested enough in the pleasure of a woman to enjoy sexNeither do I to be honest. While she may enjoy me going down, I'm not doing it for her. That's my own sick pleasure. I also like being the one in control of movement, it just feels better. When a woman hops on top, it's still enjoyable, but doesn't feel as good as when I'm in control.
>>528043086Gross Faggot
>>528044208Oh man… that’s insane. Imagine AI bots vetting each other’s owners. Oh god. I don’t know how to feel about that, but it sounds exactly like what will supplement existing dating algorithms.>>528044231Br00tal>>528044380Oh I see. You just love slobbering on gash. When my face is near a vagina I just get bored.
>>528041263FPBP
>>528044732Nice projection there
