>white people sport>Really, Really, REALLY fucking gayest shit everMakes you think.
>>528044631Sledding with bros is based and trad.
>>528044631no erection. just 2 guys trying to win.
>>528044631>FASTEST SPEEDS achievable without an engineIt only looks gay when they stop.They go so fast, it outruns the gay.
>>528044631it's just an excuse to have women do it as well.
>>528044631Nah curling is the gayest sport
>>528044738
>>528044631If you associate this to sex, you are a faggot shitskin
>extremely contrived sport that has no practical use or translateable skills IRL but a single mistake will kill you Why white people be like this?
>>528044631That's because you do not understand the historical military benefit of this event.
>>528044801How fast do they go ? The most brutal skiing competition has speeds around 145 km/h, super giant it was called ?
>>528044631Only a faggot would see that as gay.
>>528045028Because we are badasses
Meanwhile in the brown sports section
>>528044631they are just roommates.
>>528044631Makes me think non-Whites have feminine brains explaining why they're so fucking terrible at war, invention and civilization building.
>>528045369it's not gay if you win a medal but you better win that medal.
>>528045277Hahahahahahaha anon I havent laughed in 5 days. Thank you.
>>528044796Like OP said. Whitest sport ever.
>>528044631what happens if one of them gets a boner
>>528046455they send him to play basketball.
>>528044631Brows are not allowed to talk about the White Olympics. NIggers would never try going 134km/h down a mountain, let alone make a sport out of it.
>>528046455Improved aerodynamics.
>>528044738there is nothin gmore masculine and heterosexual than subdueing anothe rman with the power of your body muscles and imposing your will onto them op will never understand because op is and always will be a leek faggot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCuZwtvts5k
>>528044942imagine watching two elite sports bros at work and getting semi-hard, then crying about it on the internet, embarrassing, many such cases
>>528045277Are they dragging a player on and off the field to try and force a penalty? Also why is their team dressed like referees?
>>528045277Lol wtf
>>528044631Why does the sled need two men to operate? If it does need two, why not make it a mixed couple event (male & female) so it's less gay?
>>528044631I watch the winter games to cum on the sexiness of the games...so much sex
>>528046976no boner. not gay.if you find sledding homoerotic, you are a faggot.
>>528046976The only thing more based and trad than sledding with ya bros is carrying the ol' ball and chain through obstacles.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdhIxR2Xuf4
>>528044631Makes me think what , how you get a boner over men in spandex, how many times have you jerked off to this video ?
How do you even find people for something like this? Maybe what, 1% of 1% of 1% of people can even practice this sport at all. I don't know much about sports but stuff like this silly. I can understand why stuff like basketball gets popular. All you need is a flat surface and a ball and anyone can play. Your pool for potential pros is literally everyone. This? Who even has the ability to practice at this? Is it just a thing for richfag kids to do to keep them busy?
>>528047138I'll be motivated too if I had a woman haging on me like that
>>528047118kek this i bet they dont even help their bros putting lotion on the back after showeringthey are obviously suppressing homoerotic fantasies which is why they always think about homossex when they see two persons of the same gender interact with eachother
>>528047138That other couple got blown all the way the fuck out.
I swear there’s a Japanese porno where they fuck on this
>>528047400Normally people who are good at it are good athletes in general. You have to be strong enough to push that bob
>>528047400Its a logical and rational result of men in colder climate sledding in their free time (especially before), and men being men, then trying to go as fast as possible, through as difficult a course as possible, to outperform other men in fair competition.Have you seen the version where they go headfirst? Its called "skeleton", and is actually the slowest of the three types, but yeah, pretty intense chest down and face forward :DWhite man sport, for sure.
>>528044631all sports are from white people you idiot
>>528044631>he never doubled up as a kid while sledding to get optimized power/weight mix that sent you flying down the hill at mach 5 past people and into the snowbank or all the way to the chalet so you didn't have to drag your sled to lunchI call for OP to be exiled from the hill.
>>528047658I'm not questioning their athletic ability at all. I'm sure they're fit as fuck. Just at a certain point when is something purely for richfags that need something to do?A lot of people could probably excel at this but they'd never get the opportunity to compete. Anyone can find out if they're good at boxing or baseball or whatever. All it takes is scraping enough money and time to go to a place one time and trying it out.
>>528045028We really are like this, lmao.My brown wife has finally grasped that it's a racial thing not just a "me" thing. Now she comments on it specifically, saying, "freaking White people," whenever she sees me climb three stories up into a chestnut tree, or something.
>>528047897A leaf that clearly is not brown, and still knows the ways of his people. You will be spared the rake.
>>528047400You basically have to grow up in a place with the right terrain and climate, but for those who do it's pretty normal to get into them, same way people from warmer climates get into track and field, ball sports, cycling, etc. Few people get into this stuff on their own means but schools have programs and people go into them because hauling ass down a mountain is fun and because you've got a way better chance of going pro as a skiier or bobsledder than you do as a high school football player or whatever.Also, having to ride in another dude's crotch for 2 minutes is a lot more worth it when you consider that winter sports are very gender-balanced and guys who compete in them are absolutely drowning in pussy, Winter Olympics athlete villages in particular are legendary nonstop fuck parties.
>>528045028Extreme biking is another thing I can get behind because again, any white kid with a dad that can cobble some money together can get their son a bike and he can figure out if he belongs in that seat.It's not the practicality of it that bothers me at all, just a question of who can even try this and wind up in the Olympics? After a certain point it just seems like only very wealthy people can really even try it.
>>528044942Watching this made my butthole clench. No homo.
>>528048195I dont see why or how this would be especially expensive. Hardest part is simply having a sledding run nearby.
>>528044631That is disgusting, typical faggot whites. White countries are the only countries that allow and support and defend trannies gays fags lgbtq feminism
Top kek, imagine what sort of a kid looks at a sport like this and goes>Yes! That's it! That's what I want to do with my life!>Father! Buy me a sled!>Why son? Don't tell me you want to start the "sport" of sliding down a frozen water slide. >No father, it's a lot better than that!>I'm going to become a sports star in the men's lap sitting tandem sled category!>Tfw realizing your son is very likely a fag.If you want it to go faster, then just increase the weight of the sled instead of placing another guy on your lap.You couldn't tell anyone with a straight face that you're some kind of a sportsman doing this shit.
>>528044631>Niggerball>Features niggers chasing balls>Really, Really, REALLY fucking gayest shit everMakes you think.
>>528044631>>528044942BORING ASS SHITWok racing is where it's at.>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wok_racing
>>528046755Kewk
>>528044631What's gay about it? Are they making out? Are they fucking? Are they tongueing each other's anuses?
>>528044942>MAKE SURE YOU GIVE IT TO ME HARD OKAY? WE NEED THE SPEED! WE NEED YOUR GIRTH BROTHER!
>>528045277>>528046116Was erlauben Strunz?
>>528048802Standard procedure during the warm up phase.But you already knew that, since your questions were so specific.
>>528048512Because that's not how it actually happens. Most people get into this shit through school, usually college in the case of these sled sports. People find out it's an option and some go "fuck it, why not?" Like I said in an earlier post, it's also a nearly surefire ticket to getting laid with hot chicks.
>>528044631>nigger cant fathom co-operationnot surprising
>>528044631>>528045028Meanwhile brown people
>>528044887Curling in Romanian literally means 'ass lick'
