>iguanas are an invasive species that destroy plants, gardens, sidewalks, and roads>if we catch you killing or transporting one we will arrest you on felony chargesdoes florida still have dumb leftists in charge in some area? why would you get arrested for killing an invasive species?
People will the idea with, blacks and spics, and jeets... and jews. Fuck, everyone not white
racoons eat them alive, watched it a few times from hotel room in miami
>>528047593>>iguanas are an invasive species that destroy plants, gardens, sidewalks, and roadsWHAT FUCKIN' SIZE OF IGUANAS DO YOU HAVE!?! ROADS?! How does a lizard destroy a ROAD?!
i guana kill you
>>528048322By burrowing. Use your head man
>>528048322they dig under them causing them to collapse
>>528047593I’m not sure I want a pet Tegu, pet Argus Monitor, or an Iguana
>>528047593Just because it is invasive doesnt mean it hasn't already begun to become a part of the ecosystem. You have to remove them slowly or you could cause more damage. That's why you cant have niggers and Cubans turning them into sandwiches
>>528047593They're cute, delicious, can be surprisingly fast and have a mean bite, which makes them exciting as a snack. It's truly heinous they would be banned from the role mother nature formed them so perfectly for
They like neck scratches and look cute, and that's really the standard at the end of the day, if the animal looks cute it's probably no socially acceptable to kill it. Simple as.
>>528049008>>528048992what do they taste like?
>>528048697>>528048773Fuck, yeah that makes sense. I thought you had some godzilla sized lizards tearing up roads with their claws or some shit then skittering off back to hide in the swamps.
>>528049243I'd assume like gator but not as pungent since they aren't true meat eaters
>>528048322Florida is full of fucking dinosaurs, where have you been?
>>528049525they also leave their poop everywhere which has diseases like salmonella
>>528049243chicken, unironically
>>528048992>Cubans turning them into sandwichesIs this real ? I've had floridian cubans serve me an especial ham sandwich, it wasnt that bad though.
>>528048992What was the car driver thinking
>>528049759It was a cop, they were on a walking trail, the nigger was hot rodding on an atv.
>>528047593>why would you get arrested for killing an invasive species?Because about 100 years ago your government decided to expand the definition of 'human'.
MIKE ROWE HAS WEIGHED INhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NOJXrp3ero
>>528047593poor fags could bank taking the iguanas up north and selling them as pets/meat. I went to coledge in Florida, one time on spring break my best friend and I caught , killed, and ate a 5ft gator that was trying to eat old ladies dogs. it was delicious. my boy left the claws on when he fried the legs like chicken. it looked like we were eating a dinosaur.
>>528048992lol hope the stupid fucking coon died
>>528048697to be fair a bit north its goffer tortoises. they are awesome. they get good sized and love to dig.i scrolled along time to find an image w/ scale. tgh they are kind of cool. I've lived in Michigan and Florida. peninsula maxxing bros know the deal.
>>528048781Iguana or tengu would be the simplest iguana is vegiterian and arboreal so you have to keep that in mind
>>528047593I'm guessing you're baiting or generalizing laws about IMPORTING iguana meat as "transporting".As an invasive species iguanas are only protected by anti-cruelty laws.You're allowed to humanely kill iguanas especially on your private property and eat their meat.People actively hunt them, shooting them out of trees along waterways, to try to reduce their numbers and when it gets cold enough that they fall out of trees some people will go around gathering them up in the back of their pickup to for the sake of ease.I'm not even from florida and I know this. There's freaking puff/interest news stories on this shit that go national.Where are you from? Are you even american?
>>528049593Jewish dinosaurs as well
>>528048236A racoon explosion would be funny and adorable at least. Little shit bandit trolls messing with niggers.
>>528049862Kek even American brick buildings are about as tough as their cardboard buildings
>>528047593It's their land, maybe live somewhere else mammalfags.
>>528050337Only bots post thumbnails
>>528048992Cuban sandwiches are awesome. this is my favorite place! its in Tampa. https://elosoblancorestaurant.com/ there are tons of other good places but this place was home for a long time. >pro-tip there are differences in Miami vs Tampa Cubans. both are good, you might like one kind more than the other? my place has sweet old ladies make the most wholesome shit w/ a real smile.they feed the shit out of you at el or so Blanco!!! ate this this with my family when I lived down there for coledge. I'd grab a Cuban and a cold one and head over to al Lopez park and chill the most.
>>528047593Iguanas serve an important purpose in their use as blankets for the homeless during Florida's brief cold season, OP. Were it not for iguanas, our ever-increasing homeless population would freeze to death during our roughly week-long winter season, and we need to be able to kidnap those homeless people so we can use them as slave labor on farms and cane sugar mills. It's become a Florida tradition. You don't want to risk a bad harvest, do you?
>>528049551grass fed gator! NGL I want to eat manatee. >>528050856nigger I don't have a back log of goffer tortoise pics. have you even been to the glorious state of Florida?
>>528048992>>528049205>>528049870>>528050594Op is baiting, it is perfectly legal to humanely kill iguanas in florida and plenty of people do it, for sport, to try to reduce their numbers, or for food.They're just THAT invasive that it barely makes an impact.Kinda like lionfish they can open their mouth very wide so they can just gobble up a huge range of local small wildlife, and especially eggs. They're competent climbers AND swimmers to avoid the few animals that predate on them here.They reach sexual maturity in just a few years and can lay over 50 eggs a year depending on the species.
>this animal that's perfectly well adapted to this environment can't live there because it's AGAINST THE LAW
>>528051323I'm pretty sure that pic is not an iguana, anon. Some kind of lizard maybe, but definitely not an iguana.
>>528051210one could theoretically use them for feed. why not ? pigs would eat them if they were all ground up?
>>528051077I went to Busch gardens once
>>528047593OP faggot as usual
>>528051510when they still passed out free beer? after the close of the brewery the end was all but certain. >PRESS F for og Busch gardens. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2017/07/02/disneys-pc-makeover-for-pirates-of-the-caribbean-attraction-nothing-new/nigger eat zee gwananas
>>528048162Retarded ad it sounds, leftists conflate fighting invasive species with racism. Seriously.https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-scientists-are-starting-rethink-how-they-talk-about-alien-species-180967761/
>>528047593>killing an invasive speciesJesus fucking Christ you yanks are really not right in the head. One adult iguana is worth approx 200 $ in Europe. THOSE THINGS ARE MADE OF MONEY
>>528051799>dumb nigger posts another thumbnail>when they still passed out free beer?I don't think so it was probably 2013 maybe when I went
I knew this old Italian crack head uber driver from Detroit who would do uber in South Florida told me a cold snap happened there a few years back and during a cold snap the iguanas froze and were falling out of trees smashing everyone’s wind shields like blocks of ice. Only happens in Miami/Ft Lauderdale/Boca or Naples/Cape coral areas. They’re supposed to be in the Keys too. Most of Florida doesn’t have them.
>>528052151Wtf do Europeans want with iguanas? Anyway, the price would drop the minute you get an infestation. They'd take over southern Spain or Sicily and you'd see then how much they're worth. >Property Damage: Iguanas dig burrows that undermine sidewalks, foundations, seawalls, canal banks, and levees, leading to costly structural repairs. In some cases, burrows have caused collapses of flood control structures.>Landscape Destruction: They feed on ornamental plants, fruit trees (except citrus), vegetables, flowers, and orchids, often stripping gardens bare in days. >Health and Safety Hazards: Their droppings contaminate pools, decks, docks, and porches, posing a Salmonella risk to humans and pets. >They also pose a road hazard when crossing streets or falling from trees during cold snaps. Infrastructure Issues: Iguanas have been found in generator rooms, garages, and even swimming pools, requiring expensive cleanups—such as a $10,000 cleanup in Boynton Beach after iguana feces damaged a city generator.
>>528051485Sure, why not?For pigs you probably don't even need to grind them.>>528052151I think because of their legal status there may be red tape roadblocks to exporting them but they basically grow on trees there lolAgain, I don't actually live in florida
>>528047593kill yourself it you want to kill so badly
What the fuck is a Florida?
>>528052472>smashing everyone’s wind shields like blocks of ice.Now that sounds like more of an exaggeration.They generally fall out of the trees well before they're frozen solid.They just kinda, go into a coma from the cold. As long as they aren't too cold for too long they can even thaw out and wake right back up.>>528052506As far as reptiles go they make pretty good pets.
>>528052600A flaccid penis-shaped landmass full of niggers, jews, cubans, and other invasive species, mostly consisting of swamps and overpriced condominiums, dangling from the Eastern edge of the United States and separating the Gulf from the Atlantic. Generally regarded as unsafe and full of retards. Recommend fucking off, we're full.
how bad does their shit smell florida anons?
>>528047593What a good problem to have, they are delicious in soup.We can't even eat them anymore because the island is to small for them to overpopulate.
>>528047593Every single person in the country will flip a fucking shit if you kill a cat yet they are the most invasive, destructive species besides man.
>>528048322They're giant and weigh tons. They smash up cars and damage roads when they cross them. It’s a big problem here.
