What do we do after the first nuke?
>>528052297We drink, brother.
fantasy: celebrate, flood the board with maymays, have an epic stickyreality: cry, shit pants, make "NOOOO I DIDNT REALLY WANT WW3 I WAS JUST JOKING" posts
>>528052297You die.
>>528052297>implying there's anything to dojust enjoy the ride you retard
>>528052297Stop, drop and roll
>>528052368second thisi got a bottle of 15 year old rum waiting for me.
>>528052297post here obviously
>>528052297Check your prepper stockYou have been stashing, haven't you, Anon?
blame jews.
>>528052297You go and live underground for the next 200 years
if not annihilated right away, figure out how bad radiation will be, plan from there, if bad, go feral and insane, if survivable then help rebuild if more feral insanity is no longer required.don't want it to happen, but the morbid curiosity to see it happen is there.
>>528052297Pop your finest bottle of wine, and a blister pack of iodine pills. You do have iodine pills right?
>>528052297Celebrate because its all ending
>>528055511I want to play a huey lewis song too like hip to be square or power of love
>>528052297get ready for the second one
>>528052297If you're still alive then empty out your fridge and hide in it. Freezer is even better.
>>528052873kek
>>528055863What would that do? Lead lined fridges are only used in a laboratory setting. If you are close enough to need thermal or overpressure protection the fridge is probably gonna be tumbling through the air with you in it.
>>528053120this, we become rat-people
>>528052297Board up the windows on the house that face the nearest city (it’s far enough away so it should be fine anyway. Tape all the doors and windows. Fill water barrels and buckets (I have a load of home brew stuff), fill the bath, get more logs in. Then sit tight for a few days.
>>528052297Take out your bow and arrows and start hunting for food after the music stops
>>528052297https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y65kOqNpt3Y
>>528053120No, we've seen what that has done to your people.
>>528052297 Watch footage of it for as long as I can until network services cease. Far enough into the sticks there's not much chance I even get irradiated, might go house hunting after a week or two.
>>528052297Tongue asshole until the next one drops
>>528057774The cool air will protect you from the heat and the fridge will protect against shrapnel. >the fridge is probably gonna be tumbling through the air with you in itOkay then strap yourself into the fridge and it will send you clear of the radiation, then you just get out and walk off unharmed.
