Sensible chuckles edition
>>528191289
>just get in the pod Akiyama>no, we're not sending anyone expensive>look, if you survive we have 10 cartons here for you
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your /pol/ humor threads. Face it, most POC will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers.
>>528191762Wrong flag doesn’t count
>>528191762Theres usually no reddit spacing gamoto
>>528191481
>>528191868I thought there was. Mandella effect I guess
>>528191638When I was a kid I made my windows 95 start up sound "I'M ALIVE" from the warcraft 2 death knight soundbyte and it scared my mom so bad that she woke up one morning and demanded I change it back to the default sound
>>528191959Chuckled, giggled even
>>528192895Good boy!
>>528192895>dog brings bugs to bugIncredible
>>528191289>TRUMPISASHAPESHIFTINGFALLENANGELHE WAS ELVIS AND GENERAL PATTON. TRUMP IS LITERALLY LUCIFER. YOU ARE ALL STUCK WITH US FAGGOTS, YOU CANNOT GET OUT OFF THIS PLANE. PUNISHED FOR ALL ETERNITY. ENJOY ETERNAL GROUNDHOG DAY!! HAHAHAAHHAI WILL BE POSTING THIS NON STOP. ENDLESS VPNs. YOU CAN'T DO SHIT NOW BUT SHUT DOWN 4chan. GOOD LUCK. IMAGINE THINKING YOU ARE SO STRONG, YET TOO WEAK TO ASCEND. NO MORE WINGS. YOU'RE LITTLE CHICKENS THAT CAN'T FLY. HAHHAAHHAAHAHI BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYY!!!!! NOT, YOU CAN'T, YOU WINGLESS FALLEN ANGEL!HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS AN HUMILIATION RITUAL. JOKES ON YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW THAT'S FUNNY SHIT.
>>528191566Kek
>>528192020LmfaoBack in the same era, we first got access to use the internet to play Duke Nukem 3D in multiplayer. We played with a school friend.But in game every F1+9 key created an insult.Like"You're an inspiration for birth control"And worse.So we were playing online out loud and my Dad lost his mind. He thought the other kids parents could hear it too. Maybe they did but it was epic. He told us to deactivate the sounds. So we just stopped hitting insults.The Duke insults are so great.
>>528191762'Lmao you pathetic racists'Not a post was spotted, clearly delusional, raging, has some sort of trauma. 'Face it, most POC will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be.'Which ones, the gazillions in the third world? Or the ones on welfare pushing out 4 kids of which 3 will end up in the judicial system? The real world is not netflix and commercials (well maybe greece is dunno never been). 'You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers'Coming from a country with the biggest fall off in recorded history. You're probably the rapespawn of some Turk though Lol (trauma identified). Stop crying over your fake problems poorfag.Peace
>>528192160Sign up with email is fine. Just use a burner mail. It's when they force you to use a Google/Facebook/whatever account that I start screaming
>>528192895>that one team mate obsessed with looting beehives, getting everybody killed in lethal company
>>528195153>the tip of the dildo is fine, they surely won't ram all of it in there
>>528195455You don't understand. Burner emails actually cost them money. They'll be sending adds to non existent addresses that will be bouncing back, and wasting electricity/server space. It might be negligible, but you are actually harming them.
>>528191566>Akiyamalmao, what a legend:>Akiyama was not a trained astronaut, scientist nor engineer.[3] During his time aboard Mir, Akiyama gave live reports each day documenting life aboard the station, but his apparent discomfort led to him being described as the first "antihero in space".[3] He described his struggles such as space sickness and craving for cigarettes:[3] During training, he quit smoking cigarettes, having previously smoked four packs a day. Before liftoff, when asked what he looked forward to most upon his return to Earth, he said "I can't wait to have a smoke".[10] His fellow cosmonauts later reported, in regards to his nausea, that they "hadn't ever seen a man vomit that much."[12]Four packs a day to none, no wonder the poor bastard was miserable. >Initially, the TBS TV viewership was high, but by midweek, it declined to slightly above normal.[3] Various reports have cited a flight cost paid by TBS as between US$12 million and US$37 million. The company reportedly lost US$7.4 million on the deal.[2][13][14]$7.4 million down the drain just to watch a miserable nicotine addict suffer withdrawal for a week.>Akiyama returned to TBS after completing his spaceflight and became deputy director of the TBS News Division. He retired from TBS in 1995, because he disagreed with the active commercialization of television.[4][5]Gets home, goes back to his regular life, no doubt smoking like a train, and rails against against the commercialisation of TV. He now farms rice and mushrooms.
>>528195578I agree, but they're always sliding internet quality and anonymity in one direction. No real solutions that don't involve guillotines though. Mailfence is my go to since they made protonmail a bit shit for it.
>>528191383She's the hottest 45 year old woman I've ever seen
>>528194848Kek
>>528191566Looked this up since I wondered how accurate it was.Apparently he went up as a journalist. His employer spent tens of millions of dollars and it was the second commercially funded space mission.While he wasn't a trained astronaut he did undergo some cosmonaut training for the mission.Apparently he experienced "space sickness", his crewmates saying they'd never seen anyone vomit so much, but who know how much going from 4 packs of cigarettes a day to cold turkey played a role in that.
>>528195846It’s the estrogen in the water supply, all zoomlettes look like hags nowadays
>>528191320that meme is now innacurate. I refer you to this:https://www.axios.com/2025/04/09/kristi-noem-migrants-trump-ice-prison>Migrant detainees should be in El Salvador prison "for the rest of their lives," Noem says
>>528192895Assistant branch manager ... :)
>>528198961
>>528199034Earned a chuckle. What else you got in that -jokes-for-retards- folder?
>>528199208
>>528199264what a stupid way to die
>>528192020She's a coal burner
>>528199264>pet nigger (dog) kills boomerA tale as old as time
>>528191383
>>528191289i heard NATO i planning to assassinate zion don to end the epstein island 2.0 (greenland) thing
>>528193864>humor threadthanks for the hearty chuckle, anon. i lost to this rambling seethe
>>528204547What a treasure that man is, I’m sad he didn’t win
>>528205473>SAAR!
>>528205836> AI-smudging; real
>>528199170Those a Wimar Republic colors. They should be red black and white for this to work.
>>528191692>92kek also is this video based on the dumb bitch from England who is only "partially weapons trained"
>>528195153use a burner mail to setup a facebook account under a fake persona. you can generate everything from a name to an address, even a random fake social security numberget sms verification to a website receiving smsthat’s what i did but they weren’t satisfied with my account so they asked me to upload a face picwhich i generated with AIthey asked for a face pic 4 or 5 times and since they stated they’d delete the pic i uploaded the exact same one every time. fuck are they gonna do, admit that they save and sell the biometric data? the account is now in the clear :^) i guess, haven’t used it in yearsprobably works with different websites too
>>528191690... isn't that just because GenZ is way, way browner?Is the IQ drop still there is you only count *white* GenZ?
>>528191762Lmao Anons, but you're still just a bunch of pathetic jewish niggers, niggers.And / or no good semitic hypocritical piggers, piggers.And usually typically two faced jewy mindless selfish antagonistic NPCs, NPCs.I'm not sad I'm an adult virgin, and I'm very selective. Face it, every "fellow white" Jew and Niggerjew DEI (didn't earn it, especially in unwanted parasitic paid government positions) will learn the hard way how wrong they were in modern history, as they spiral infinitely downward into their own karmatic hells. What a bunch of hypocritical entitled delusional losers, your "success" is questionably earned, and your women are unwanted tossable jewish niggerized piggerized NPC spoiled toxic scummy selfish cringe roasties, cringe roasties. Get over yourselves. :)Most people (especially "reptile peoples") are no fucking good nor trustworthy even on the White side, so Straight White Non Jewish separations is the solution with 1776 American politics. ALL (((government systems))) are hypocritical and parasitic by their very design, as are ALL government "people", especially paid ones.Fuck them, fuck those, and fuck most of you, too.Begone back to where you "Leaf flags" belong... We don't get along
>>528206265You think they fucked after?
>>528191518
>>528191762Nope. Has tobe a leaf.
>>528191868That’s not Reddit spacing, but you’re correct that there’s usually not a single line space. Reddit spacing is two lines.
>>528195734>four packs a day.Bullshit. There's not enough time in the day to smoke 4 packs.
>>528206968huh?
>>528195734>$7.4 million down the drain just to watch a miserable nicotine addict suffer withdrawal for a week.In Space!
>>528192289Jews believe they will be their own messiah. Jews believe that they are destined to own everything in the world and have the goyim as slaves. The Talmud prophecies state that this will occur when their messiah arrives. This is why they hate Jesus and Christians so much. >The Jewish people taken collectively will themselves be their Messiah. Its reign over the Universe will be achieved by the unification of the other human races, the abolition of frontiers and monarchies, which are the bulwark of particularism, and the establishment of a Universal Republic which will recognise everywhere the rights of citizens to the Jews. >In this new organisation of Humanity, the sons of Israel, spread from now on over the whole surface of the globe, all of the same race and of the same traditional formation without, however, forming a distinct nationality, will become without opposition the leading element everywhere, especially if they succeed in imposing on the working masses the stable leadership of some of their number. >The governments of the Nations forming the Universal Republic will all pass effortlessly into Israelite hands, thanks to the victory of the proletariat. Individual property can then be abolished by the rulers of the Judaic race who will administer the public fortune everywhere. In this way the promise of the Talmud will be fulfilled, that when the Times of the Messiah have come, the Jews will hold under their keys the property of all the peoples of the world.> Baruch Lévy, in a letter to Karl Marx.https://craighutchinson.substack.com/p/the-secret-origins-of-bolshevismJesus wasn’t a modern day Talmudic kike.
>>528192895Who’s a good boi?
>>528194848Duke Nukem was awesome.
>>528195734Sounds like a good guy.
>>528199916No anon, we call cookies cookies, and the round sort cookies too. Just not biscuits. And your biscuits are savoury scones.
>>528201386
>>528204089You will never be white or a woman.
>>528204547Lmao those things are hardly 4 dollars in Mex value
>>528206968> dumb bitch from England who is only "partially weapons trained"Classic leftist idiocy. Makes me chuckle every time.
>>528207833Get out of my thread
>>528195229
>>528204574This place was hilarious before red/blue faggots ruined it.
>>528205836
>>528206381>if you like bobs and vegana>and designating the street>if you stalk the hot yoga>i got some friends you should meet>if you like hanging out in rape gangs>where the girls walk alone>i'm the wingman you've looked for>won't you answer your phone
>>528209031He bit someone and was arrested the same day he hatched? Shit looks fake as fuck
>>528209088if they give you a biscuit and it crumbles like a scone, get your money back and slap somebody's mama and say biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch in high falsetto
>>528191518>"be sure.... to.... trust.... the plan">"the plan? a crummy tripfag? son of a bitch"
>>528191518All for a LARP?
>>528209856Imagine the feeling of the heal of your palm crushing upwards into her jawbone as you trap the hand and rionher arm out of the socket.
>>528206588they are orginal all german nationalism colors, the flag predates ww1
>>528207833Get out of my head
oh so you have... 3 whole stripes huh?one of those "3 horizontal color sections" people. not to be confused with the proud "3 vertical color sections" people or the "sideways palette swap cross" people.(they all have names, but so what)good luck telling each other apart in night vision goggles. i am js
>>528194848my dad thought it was hilarious but my mom did not like me playing dook
>>528209260the mans a proper nonce
>>528191320>theyre detaining illegal immigrants>this is like holocaustso you admit the jews and gypsies had no right to be there?
>>528207693must collect
>>528212914>Imagine the feeling of the heal of your palm crushing upwards into her jawbone as you trap the hand and rionher arm out of the socket.kek. it would be enjoyable. she has a highly punchable smug face,
>>528206688tbf 10 minutes is a long time. I spend a lot of 5-8min breaks in the bathroom tho. being written up means jack shit if they actually need you
>>528192526>you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicalsLet me guess, you worship muh Deutschephysik as well, like a cringe retard?
>>528217904Does this mean that /pol/ turned eppers back to light side before the end and saved the galaxy as a result?
getting pretty tired of the third world acting like reddit everywhere
>>528218162
oh i wonder who that could be, responding to a comment about thirdies with chink bait
>>528204547https://youtu.be/DdCYMvaUcrA
>>528208606I'll have you know that my grandfather lit his first dart at 4 am when he went out to take care of the animals. He used 1 match a day, lighting each lucky off the prior one, and he didn't stop until he went to bed. He did this for 57 years, dying at 74, slain by a jealous husband.
>>528216596
>>528218611i don't agree with men having husbands
>>528218795Reading comprehension is important. He was fucking the dudes wife.
>>528218990i don't know what kind of hippy commune you're talking about but where i come from it's adam and eve, not grandpa and the village peoplemkay
>>528218638
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>>528191959I'll never understand why any woman would ever give up her boobs. Boobs are awesome.
>>528219414the alliance of long florida and turbohio will come to fruition
>>528199034I don't get it. Is that lovecraft?
>>528191383Kek
>>528199916Lol
>>528219953yes it's himhe famously hated niggers>On the Creation of Niggers (1912) > by H. P. LovecraftWhen, long ago, the gods created EarthIn Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;Yet were they too remote from humankind.To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
>>528212393Yeah. Six years later and nothing good has happened anywhere. You gonna trust the plan for another 2000 years
>>528191762Cursed thread>>528194973Imagine being this new. Lurk for at least 2 years before you ever post anything again
>>528221884Is this the Cleveland steamer guy?
>>528191762Canadian on a vacation in greecestill counts
>>528207214Probably. Even the White ones had their brains cooked by (((smartphones)))
>>528220157when long ago the gods were silly shitsthey pranced around displaying ten armpitsassumed such forms as elephants or smurfssuch tastelessness as to gestroy the earfit was decided: something must be doneto mystify, to dazzle and to stunall those who thought absurdity complete!one squatted down and fashioned the pajeet
>>528222775>Probably. Even the White ones had their brains cooked by (((smartphones)))
>>528191289The joke is that the previous owner of the store is called Chuck so if you replace "Sneed" with "Chuck" you get "Chuck's Feed & Seed".
>>528223317kek
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>>528219152
>>528223655i had to see it for myself, even just the mount to get it attached to anything is $200. absolute bs
>>528199521I feel like if you had long enough bolts this might work in a shithole concrete shack (I'm jealous if you can't tell).
>>528208606If you smoke at home/work it definitely is ( though its quite alot). Its close to max tho, you have to be smoking basically continuously (4-5 per hour)
>>528224184Naw, the weight of a CRT is all in the glass at the front. The electronics are very light. It only needs to be long so the focal length of the electron beam is more or less the same distance across the scan of the screen. That nigger's about to let go of a weight 2 feet away from its fulcrum, hoping 4 strips of electrical tape will hold it.
>>528224044forced perspective blunder. the elephant head should be half that size. that looks like it's forcing its nose down a narrow pipe to reach a peanut
>>528218473>Jeb! asked them to clap, and they clapped.That's leadership.
>>528204547I’m going to start calling them that
>>528206796Can’t we just actually eat Ellen instead
>>528208606Jackie Kennedy smoked an insane amount. Basically all day everyday for decades, she finally quit but I don’t think lung cancer got her. It’s why Dr. Girlfriend has a deep voice it was modeled after Jackie’s voice which was kind of gravelly.
>>528219152Lol
>>528218611> slain by a jealous husbandKek
>>528224184No. The plastic would break. CRT’s are heavy.
>>528226372i dont get that one, is there something in the second image or something
>>528225972
>>528226797It’s a feel good story.
>>528226954
>>528226954>feel good story.i watched daily dose of internet today, do a funny
>>528227410
>>528227469
>>528218611Imagine the smell
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>>528222814kek
>>528218052What end? He's balls deep in some russian toddler on the shores of lake kinaret.
>>528228382>not in IsraelTrumpfaggot spotted
>>528218052no
>>528223317deserved screencap for 14karat quality
>>528228614
>>528198437looks aside she has heart of gold
>>528228558https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_of_GalileeHeh, I misspelled it.
>>528229033you got me, I saw "russian toddler" and assumed poccnr
>>528207833I hope they did.
>>528225434> conquer Britain> here are your British cuties
>>528229017She’s hot to me but I’m into that look and I admit it’s not popular
>>528217904Meme of the year
>>528200137That would have worked if they tilted the forks back
>>528192289He's not raping any kids in any of the frames. Comics is not complete.
>>528195734Was he the inspiration for Cowboy Bebop? Damn..I want to smoke right now...
>>528206356One day. Hope we all make it.
>>528220157He chilled out towards the end of his life and became a socialist in favor of racial equality.I love writers. Such interesting and intense people.
>>528218351>>528218397Kek
>>528191690>cuckfaceYes the söööööy has made me smart redditsaidso
>>528222738Still brownStill counts
>>528191875Man...Greetings from kazakhzstan
>>528195734Imagine this narrated by Alec Baldwin and filmed as a montage a la the first 10 minutes of the Royal Tenenbaums
there are more than enough pajeets eager to come over and prolong jewish control of your declining country for another generation. consider the supply unlimited
>>528191289Dammit, I made my own version of this last week but couldn't post it.
>>528191481I swear that’s a stolen PBF joke but this is all I can find
>>528199264That's why in proper countries we have building regulations
>>528219422Unironically because they got unwanted sexual attention and/or got molested, so they hate their own bodies.
>>528218397>>528218351Lmao
>>528218687Behind the wooden door
>>528234442No, stop playing into their pathetic "I'M THE VICTIM WAAAH" bullshit. They do it because it's a trend, and frequently pushed on them by friends, family, and the medical industry.Lose weight, stop taking pills, and turn off the computer now and then? No, that's not how you become a lifetime patient. Surgery and pills and online affirmation.
>>528204547hahahahahahha i remember
>>528229017>she has heart of goldConsider suicide
>>528196896Jews are good people just like everybody else. Stop the hate.
>trump got Epstein busted>So trump could redact all the perpetrators names from the files
>>528206688A guy is paid to go to the bathroom to check for turd smells. And he probably feels important too. Think about that when you start believing that gentiles are worth something.
>>528204547>$75 jeb guac bowlunfathomably based
>>528191289saved
>>528191289Good lord you lot love to ride Trump's dick
>>528191289Does anyone have the meme where she's coughing out these black demons?
>>528235507>Seething Troon post in humor thread Hang yourself.
>>528225673It's usually Press Two for English
>>528199034Bretty gud bretty gud
>>528221573I don't know why you would say that. Good things only happen about 3000+ years after they're promised.
>>528199264Oh...oh...OH NOOO>>528199750Truly so Hans>>528234238Yeah Dad I agree
>>528191762God I love this tradition
>>528191320I mean, they did get told to leave and given time to do so, they only round up the ones that didn't leave when given the chance, so it was 100% their own fault
>>528219414>Not even ohio wants a place filled with retired jews and cuban immigrants
>>528236420Stfu migger migger zioniggerKirk got offed by pissrael and his jew wife (he met 4 years ago) is now inherit7ng everything
>>528196896aah, I have been looking for this one since forever 10/10
>>528204089>ends friendship with esptein the first time he sees him flirt with teenagers>among first to call fbi and give them information regarding epstein and maxwell once they opened an investigation>throws him out and bans him from every Trump owned property after catching him try to groom a teenage employee>actively works towards the arrest and release of any and all information regarding the massive satanic pedophile ring controlling the world>only appearances in the epstein files is about the satanic pedo globohomo cabal talking about how to ruin or kill or prevent him from becoming president >0 proof he was ever on the island>0 proof he ever had any relation with a minor>the overwhelming majority of members of globohomo are left leaningok
>>528206265They went their for Benis not soccer
>>528210468Oh (You) cunt
>>528217299I think the point is to punish managers
>>528217904>Forgets about /new/ Newfags never learn
>>528231503He also praised Hitler and said even though his theatrics are a bit clowny he couldn't help but like the boy, and wished he could mustard gas sections of NYC if he would be so polite
>>528234916The majority is this>>528234916This is the significant minority unfortunately
>>528211743If I'm in a good mood and wearing gauntlets when I encounter a poisonous snake, I'll grab it behind the neck, walk down the road and let it go on my neighbour's place.
>>528223540What are you 0:05 sneed marking the thread for 77th faggot. Is it tracking your colleagues spam bots shitting up the thread you bioluminescent coon
>>528238275>sneed markingWhats that? I thought sneed was just a funny anti-joke meme
>>528234562Underrated post.
>>528238420The 77th is the yookay glownigger military unit, and they have multiple permutations of the classic Sneed meme And it is always at 0;05 or 0:04 secondsAlthough I did once see an 0:08But almost every single time like clockwork. It is 0;04 or o0:5And it marks something about the thread Only speculation exist about what each permutation and time stamp means
>>528199034Kek
>>528207693> Shartenfurtzpicrel
>>528233712As did I As did we all
>>528224619I saw the vid it held
