>people waiting for aliens to "show up" when they've been here all along and are the source of all of our religions
Why do aliens always look human-like and wear jumpsuits?
>>528203254Some do. Not all. It is also possible that is how they choose to appear to us so we can better understand them and be not afraid.
>>528203123it's gay
>>528203254Only wore jumpsuits in the 50s and rode in classic stainless steel shipsAfter close encounters of 3rd kind came out ufo ships got trangular with naked bodies flying them
>>528203414>naked bodiesNot really, that's hollywood. Credible reports they are usually wearing some type of uniform.
>>528203123>source of all of our religionsnope, digusting kikes are the source of most religions
>>528203451ah yesthe credible reports
>>528203254>Why do aliens always look human-likeWhich ones do you think look human-like?
>>528203559>t. never researched UFOs in earnest
>>528203254Does this look human-like?
You all probably think this dude is a human with a disease kek. This dude will read your minds.
>>528203254Are lizards human like?
>>528204271vaguely?
>>528205429Those guys look like something that came out of the Resident Evil games.
>>528203451It's a material that is hard to describe, it kind of changes color between red and blue as they move, kind of iridescent but dullish.
>>528203123>and are the source of all of our religionsYou have started down the wrong path.You have not found the Way.
>>528207148You will see your gods (or should I say, g-ds) return shortly.Fallen angels are the historically recorded source for both Islam and Mormonism.Jews seem to have a direct line to Satan.
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>>528207268they are beings from other planes of existence, call them whatever you want no name is 100% accurate. The best encounter report I've read, which I can't find again, said that when asked where they were from the beings responded with "what you would call the afterlife". Pic related
>>528203451>Credible reports>CIA
>>528203380nothing gay with probe in ass !
>>528203597It's just well poisoning:>it's not the Jews, it's the Aliens!
>>528207526Got more pics like that one?
>>528203123I just hope they have a new vackseen
>>528203123That's an interesting thing to believe in, it's definitely an idea that will grab people's attention judging by the popularity of shows like "ancient aliens", but I wonder if there is any substance to it. What is this belief actually based on? Why do you believe it?
>>528203123>freemasonry bullshit disguised as knowledge
>>528207526>Pic relatedWell that one is fun because it uses a lot of scientific-sounding language, but similar to the OP assertions I find myself wondering about the substance of the theory. For example, what lead you to believe that there is a" slime mold-like superstructure"? More fundamentally, I think the infographic's creator must have had a superiority complex, since the infographic clearly states the limitations on human perceptive abilities only to then describe what is beyond our ability to perceive. Its begs the question, what makes this guy so special that he knows things beyond human ken? How does he know?
>>528207268>>528203254MemeAnalysis has a short explaining "saucers" that I liked
>>528203936I want glowies to stop trying to inject literal star trek fanfiction into my UFO conspiracy theories.Cats are a satanic animal. There's a reason christopher (((poole))) so dearly wanted 4chan to be a cat website. Don't give slit-eye demons your energy.
If you say so, sci-fi kid
>>528203505They're still supported by demons and these vermin from above.
