Look at the list of behavioral symptoms in rodents:>decreased fear of new places and new experiences>increased desire to explore>increased energy>travel at greater distances, for longer times, at higher rates of speed>decreased reaction time>lower anxietyAll of these things are very bad for a mouse, which relies on being cautious and quiet and fearful in order to avoid predation. But in a predator, these are all pure positives and this is borne out by things like pic related. Wolves infected with toxoplasmosis are FOURTY SIX TIMES more likely to become literal alpha males.Now, which people were the ones who fearlessly explored the world? That's right, Europeans with a long history of close contact with cats. Toxoplasmosis was one of the main drivers for people to climb onto ships and sail into the unknown. Europeans literally conquered the world because of their toxoplasmosis infections.
I'm dating a werewolf though.
>>528208825The Lost Tribe of Jacob was to found many nations, explore all corners of the world, forget who they were, create a unifying language we now call English, and spread the words of Christ to the earth. It wasn't some disease it was God. White Christians are Chosen and they were chosen to do these things.
>>528208825>PUT PARASITES INSIDE YOURSELF, GOY.
Cool but honestly OP is right
>>528208994>I'm dating a werewolf though.Cartoons aren't real, Ragnar. You can't date them.
>>528209019i dont care about jew lore
>>528209262Modern jews or jew lore would involve them being Edomites descended from Canaanites who worshiped Moloch and sacrificed children. So you got a dose of it anyways.
>>528208825You actually might be on something.That would explain also that jeet cow dung eating thing. As then those who eat that shit, are more exposed to toxoplasmosis, and gain competitive advantage in local society. Which helped to entrench that behavior.If local alfa-jeet is happily eating that dung, it encourages followers to do the same.
>>528209328what's even more fucked up is humans who have been infected with Toxo from a young age grow, on average, an inch taller than those who do not.
Have depression? Get toxo to relieve anxiety.
>>528209430That height difference might not sound much. But in competitive environment it still plays a role.
>>528209430a whole inch! you manlets are pathetic. women are correct about ya'll
>>528209168You don't know anything dude.
>>528209328But do cows carry toxoplasmosis? Or some other parasite that causes different behavior?
That might explain why some people are so fucking unhinged and hyper aggressive.
>>528208825Bros, should I start eating my cat's shit in order to toxomaxx? I bet you could put it in oblates and swallow it without issue.
>>528209840You know what we should do? Start a cat shit business. I have 4 cats and some empty capsules plus one of those little devices you can use to fill empty capsules with.
>>528208825I'll give you a couple of points for switching gears out of the blue. You can almost drive manual!
>>528208825>Toxoplasmosisthe jews and their "sciences"
>>528209324i said i dont care about jew lore you retard
>>528208825It makes mice approach cats. It encourages risk taking behaviour in humans. In men, it makes them more likely to gamble or be violent. In women, it makes them more slutty. Chris Chan troll Bella Janke (picrel) was always fascinated in cat poop, she probably had toxoplasmosis because cat poop is a vector for the parasite.
>>528209945>>528209840We got cat shit colored ids. It was meant to be, bro!
>>528208825Why yes, I do have toxoplasmosis. It drives me to posting pictures of hot anthro girls on a ""political"" board, among other things.
>>528209831Cows probably can get toxoplasmosis in similar way as humans. As from contacts with cats.But there could be also other bacteria involved.Previously that phenomenon was looked more in scope of nutrients. That they could get some "pre-digested", easy to absorb nutrients. One of indian flags once said something about B-12 and bio availability.But now, if look from perspective of parasitic/symbiotic biological and behavioral changes. It shows that phenomenon in different light.
>>528210145Yeah because indians don’t display any behavior that is indicative of toxoplasmosis. Undoubtedly they’re getting parasites but it’s probably the evil and stupid parasites, not the Faustian one.
>>528209840Cat licks himself. His fur contains remains of saliva. Likely you can get dose of toxoplasmosis just by petting it, and later eating stuff without washing hands.
>>528208825>Reduces fear of dangerous situations>Reduces fear of predators>Lowers risk inhibition
>>528210279No. We’re starting a cat shit business you can have the first batch on discount if you want.
>>528210012Then keep your faggot mouth shut lady.
>>528208825>200 wolves, across 25–30 years>FOURTY SIX TIMESfucking retard
>>528210256>Yeah because indians don’t display any behavior that is indicative of toxoplasmosis.Why are you saying that there is no display of behavior. There was report when jeets tried to rape monitor lizard. I would call it as... risk taking behaviour.Also, keep in mind, that competitive advantage is measured in relative proximity. Among THEIR peers.
>>528210442There was companies, which did fecal transplant in humans.Interestingly, would it work with cat fecal transplant in humans too?
>>528208825Breaking out the oldfag redpills.
>>528209103they're symbiotes
>>528210256I gave more thoughts. And there actually are A LOT of risk taking behaviour showing videos coming from India.
Start eating catshit/SIG/
>>528210534Gang rape isn’t as risky as regular one on one rape. They aren’t risking injury and the chance of getting caught is spread out too. >>528210770I’m still not convinced. It’s just not the same as the kind of risk taking behavior you see in Europeans. Europeans will calculate a risk, jeets don’t seem to put much thought into it.
TOXO MAXX
>>528210442Code BONGINO at checkout
>>528208825Wolf leader = acting like a nigger and getting into more fights
>>528208825>Research on the linkage between T. gondii infection and entrepreneurial behavior showed that students who tested positive for T. gondii exposure were 1.4 times more likely to major in business and 1.7 times more likely to have an emphasis in "management and entrepreneurship". Among 197 participants of entrepreneurship events, T. gondii exposure was correlated with being 1.8 times more likely to have started their own business.[138]>Published research has also indicated that T. gondii infection could potentially promote changes in a person's political beliefs and values. Those who are infected with the parasite tend to exhibit a higher degree of "us versus them" thinking.[129][130]>Looking at humans, studies using the Cattell's 16 Personality Factor questionnaire found that infected men scored lower on Factor G (superego strength/rule consciousness) and higher on Factor L (vigilance) while the opposite pattern was observed for infected women.[128] Such men were more likely to disregard rules and were more expedient, suspicious, and jealous. On the other hand, women were more warm-hearted, outgoing, conscientious, and moralistic.[128]
>>528209262As you learn more about ancient religions you realize that there's basically no difference between them. There's "the one religion" and there's "degenerate cult that kills children for a cube or bull or owl" and everything else is just translations and misunderstandings.Seriously read Plato, Timaeus and Critias. But you're probably an atheoid anyway, so no chance of getting through to your gay ass.
>>528211212>Gang rape isn’t as risky as regular one on one rape.No, not just gang rape. Rape of monitor lizard. Relative of Comodo Dragon. One which have flesh eating bacteria in their mouth. Whose hunting strategy is to bite animal, and wait till it dies because of blood poisoning caused by bacteria from a mouth.Monitor lizards are their smaller relatives.
>>528208825>parasite >it's bad >X parasite actually helps the individual Shoud not be then a symbiote?
>>528208825This is what a parasite that's found out would type, in order to not be removed
>>528211456This chart means religious homophobes have a 94% chance of getting their opinion from a book a rather than naturally hating homos
>>528208994>icelandic losers are so depressed they don't even want to fuck bitches in their comfy cabinsfucking cringe dude drop the furslop and get some cute pusspuss
>>528211456>no chance of getting through to your gay ass.reread what you wrote, and realise you're projecting, faggot.plato's a fucking goof, he ended up as a slave>atheistnot quite,hitler is my god>>528210493i'll shut up when you abrahamiggers do
>>528208825Explains the rise in disgusting retards who own cats acting like top shit then getting shot in the head.
>>528211673Okay, yeah, so you're an atheist faggot.>>528211653Pattern recognition ended the Atheist movement, sorry, we noticed that you're 99% homo leftists and just like with niggers we don't care about outliers.
>>528211495Yes I know you’re talking about the lizard rape.
>>528211455>On the other hand, women were more warm-hearted, outgoing, conscientious, and moralistic.Read as, annoying, loud, leftist, and judgmental.
>>528211455You will note there is no correlation with SUCCESSFUL entrepreneurship. Just attempted entrepreneurship. It breaks your risk management software and gives you all sorts of degenerate sexual proclivities. Of course the jews want all the goy to get it.
>>528209653No man alive would say>women are correctAnd >y’allIn the same sentence. There are no girls on 4chan so therefore pls leave trannyQED
>the year is 20xx>chads must parasyteMAXX their stack or become lame bitch sissies
>>528208825> 46 timesLMAO, there are so small amount of wolves left it's virtually impossible to conduct a large enough study where such numbers would be of significance.It's likely total BS.
>>528208825That wolf looks like shit.
>>528212172it's also retarded because they have no way of knowing if the pack leader got infected after or before being the pack leader
>>528208825>be a cat lady >protest ice>dieNo thanks
>>528208825Are you man enough to eat cat poop.
>>528211782I'm not an atheist. I just don't like Jews.
>>528208825Honestly if you end up on the streets you could probably lick a cat turd and snort a line of meth and be in some luxury apartment by the end of the week banging some model. The way demons present themselves in the world is weird and powerful but it destroys you eventually.
>>528211671Why are you so unhappy about my wife?
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Werewolves are great.
>>528208825First it's to blame for my sissy hypno addiction and now you're telling me it will turn me into an alpha male? Im here in panties ordering people around i dont know what to do?!
>>528208825But how do you know this is all purely positives? You don't see the cases where this change in the host's behavior leads to death and negative outcomes. Survivorship bias?
>>528208825The parasite/human interractions are crazy desu. Like are we a hybrid species at this point?
>>528211550Seeing a lot of bad information about symbiosis here so I’m gonna drop a touch of autism and then fuck off without really commenting on the thread topic specifically>there are 3 types of symbiosis (which basically just means organisms who have a living relationship with each other)>mutualism: both parties benefit>parasitism: one party benefits while the other is harmed>commensalism: one party benefits while the other is unaffectedSo you’re describing a mutualistic relationship. Parasites are a symbiotic relationship too, just another sort.
>>528211740KEKunderrated
>>528212641>You don't see the cases where this change in the host's behavior leads to death and negative outcomes.It makes you more exposed to... cats.
>>528212030good point
>>528212836LOL the people watching just got more excited to film it
>>528213302Might be that they also experienced that ... pull towards the cat. But were able to resist it.And interaction they observed, it resonated with them more.
>>528210751I thought Jews were parasitic?
>>528208825its bullshit, the best they can obviously do is observe ONE PACK of wolves. then making up this grand verdict which can only be bullshit.these people need MONEY. they suck bullshit out of their ass so they wont starve.............
>>528213902sure doggie boy
>>528212781Source?
>>528212414Yes you are. You do not perform rituals for Odin, Perun, Lugh or Zeus. You are unknown to all Gods, you have never worshiped them and you never will.
>>528211671>Anime girls with funny ears are furries now It really is true that everyone who uses "slop" unironically is retarded.
>>528208825>>528209019Per Gemini: Evidence for pet cats in ancient Israel (Bronze/Iron Age) is almost entirely absent, contrasting sharply with their revered status in neighboring Egypt. While feline remains exist from early Neolithic periods, cats were not commonly kept as household pets by the Israelites, nor are they mentioned in the Hebrew Bible. Absence of Domesticity: Unlike Egypt, where cats were beloved, mummified, and associated with deities, ancient Israelites and Canaanites did not adopt the practice of keeping cats as domestic companions.
>>528208994that's just a tranime w*man, safehorny brownoid
t. Gondii is the eternal enemy of the jew wyrm. jews have their own parasites that they harbor and protect. Different sects of jude carry different parasites. This is one of the reasons as to why the jew is passed from mother to child because otherwise the jew wyrm cannot ingrain properly in the offspring.
>>528209103I'm eating cat shit right now.
>>528211671>umm ackshually it's not furcringe check the scale!!!1stop enabling this fucking nonsense you retarded faggot
>>528208825I remember reading that in france 80% of young mothers had it or something like that, alluding that it causes "dangerous" sexual behavior ie getting pregnant
>>528214921whatever meant for >>528214583as if it literally matters what's said in this dogshit slide thread, get a fucking life instead of litigating furtroon shit on /pol/enjoy your last word
>access to a being with intelligence beyond any human>get to experience multiple worlds>access to a friend at all times who knows you better than anyone>travel to other planets and all over the universe>brings out your maximum potentialAll of these would make yeerk hosting the quickest way to an easy, successful, and fulfilling life
>>528212030> It breaks your risk management software they are silly and ignorant but they've got guts and guts is enough
I love a girl who appreciates meat.
>>528208825
>>528208825I knew getting a cat was my fast track to becoming the Alpha male I always knew myself to be
>>528215262Tbh senpai there might be something to thatAbout 18 months ago I ended up finding this stray cat that was super friendly. She was really pathetic so I decided she could come live with us if she didn’t mind the large dogs.She didn’t mind the dogs and acted extremely loving to everyone. Super cool cat. Plays fetch like a dog, comes when called, doesn’t even beg for meat when I cook. Awesome.I also started lifting around that time and have made ridiculous progress at the gym.Anyway turns out cat was pregnant so I help her deliver the kittens and then adopt them out to people I trust. 4 born, 4 healthy. She introduced all the kittens to the dogs super cute shit.Now she just chills in my house and starts slapping the shit out of my dogs if they ever act the slightest disobedient. I had no idea cats could be loyal animals. Also women react to me with the cat like I’m some kind of gentle giant and they really like it. >pic rel, cat and one of the dogs
>>528209019This is literally self-insert fan fiction.It's the spiritual equivalent of that autistic kid writing stories about himself going around fighting ninjas woth Naruto.
>>528215085It does explain why Egypt was so powerful
>>528208825cats didnt reach europe until 17th century. Spaniard colonialists had massive rodent infestations on their ships that they could never fully solve, despite catching the rats and eating them for extra meat. Rats bore holes in the ship's hulls, they were unwanted.
>>528217244>In 31 BC, Egypt became a province of the Roman Empire. Cats were introduced into Roman life, becoming truly widespread in Europe around the 4th century AD.
>>528217407Spain not Rome retard
>>528217773Rome was introduced to them around 31 BC. Not the 4th century AD. Read it again tardface.
>>528208994>4 earsFurfags are literally retarded.
>>528212770only that it lays eggs into your brain which grow into cysts
>>528208825Based and Turan pilled
>>528218264What the memeflag was trying to describe would be mutualismHow would you feel if you hadn’t eaten breakfast this morning?
>>528212770"Symbiotic" has a positive connotation that directs the meaning towards mutualism.You'd know this if you ever bothered checking your work.>The term is sometimes more exclusively used in a restricted, mutualistic senseThe joke is that it says "sometimes" when in reality that "sometimes" only applies to discussions within biology. Means "mutualism" for the layman, and you are a poor layman.
>>528218492Yes, symbiosis is typically a colloquialism for mutualism. Firstly, I described the explanation as autism for a reason. Secondly, maybe other autistic people on this site would be interested in hearing a little deeper than layman terminology in a thread about a scientific concept.Did the retard brigade just get out of lunch or something?
>>528209103I will kike
I know a guy who has had cats for years and he really likes cycling and going as fast as possible in a city and dodging cars. Ive always thought he had toxoplasmosis. I take multiple doses of ivermectin every 6 months. I dont want parasites
>>528208825It also gives you Alzheimer's
>>528219022you’re infected with the 4chan parasite, the fact you take ivermectin proves that
>>528219890I eat sushi all the timeI think its prudent to take ivermectin
>>528215726Congrats and my life also turned around when I got my kot, they truly are based animals.
>>528214397Renkin Sankyu Magical PokanAKA the anime with the most misleading OP of all time.
>>528214797I've been snorting powdered cat shit for the past month to maximize the amount of toxoplasmosis making it to my brain.I just got back from the grocery store and noticed the men were all anxiously scrambling out of my way and the cashier girls were arching their backs as I approached the checkout.
>>528211782All you are saying is you only have religious reasons for hating gays.
>>528221214You don’t need religious reasons to hate gays. They molest children and the anus isn’t a sex organ anyways.
>>528217244>cats didn't reach europe until the 17th centuryHoly fucking shit you are so fucking stupid and retarded you fucking zoomer braindead fucking faggotYou dont even know how to use the internetHoly fucking shit
>>528217244Vikings LITERALLY had cats on their longships for vermin controlThis was in the 9TH FUCKING CENTURY YOU STUPID CUNTalready in northern fucking EuropeHoly shitHow have you not fucking killed yourself by sticking your dick in a toaster yet uou fucking moron
>get the cat shit brain worms right now goy!!!!>get the brain bugs!!!!!!!>it totally makes you manly and stuff!!!!!>JUST EAT THE FUCKING CAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>528222945>cats control ratslol
>>528208825this is bullshit btwtoxoplasmosis is only confirmed to have an effect on small rodents, not even big ones, and it doesn't have as much effects as op claimas for humans your immune system kill it within a week, which at worse have the effect of a small fluas for cats they've lived alongside humans in both africa and china as well to protect grain and such from rodents
>>528222945there were native species of cats in every continent except austalia way before humans anyway
This is very low IQ propaganda always has been. Just be like a guidable dog bro just a pet to be guide use and abuse. Sooo stupid anyone inteligente would be a cat.
>>528208994I'm watching Ginger SnapsI wonder whatever happened to Brigitte bong anon
>>528208825Friendly reminder toxoplasmosis has been found to decrease testosterone levels, sperm count, sperm health(literally decapitates or amputates sperm cells), and gives encephalopathy.Op is either a retard, or a cat shit loving faggot
I support this faggotry, yet hate most of you.I don't know what to do next. Fags.
>>528223952monsanto started these, using cats as a scapegoat on bird population declining because pesticides kill indiscriminately every bug they would eat
>>528208825You looted the world broYou came to India and saw Hindus wearing gold from head to toe and eating fresh mangoes year round and you tried to trade with themAfter trade you see that Hindus are soft and spiritual people so you tried to subjugate themPlease don't try and tell us you are explorers and noble people. Noble people are ancient hindus who we call AryansYou will never be Aryan my boy.. You are just a European, a greedy degenerate dick head
>>528224335Are you complaining about a game you create yourself?
>>528224396Brazilians have the best booty and I love your womenBut you won't understand bro... Hindus are the Lord's of dharma and keepers of Vedanta knowledge
>>528208825No such thing as an alpha male, The guy that made the paper himself came out and said it was bs.
>>528224335>He types, as he shits in the designated street>Stands up but slips in the turd layer covering the street an 3 inches deep>No matter, shit is holy anyway, he'll just wipe off my eyes so I can see>Doesn't get chance to stand up because four other pajeets start gang raping him>No matter, he'll regain izzat from raping someone else anyway>Gets run over by a truck, his body doomed to decompose in the shit all over the street>No matter, he'll reincarnate as a higher caste from dying to a juggernaut
>>528208994Dibs on Uma
>>528214797Fortune favours the bold.
Fuck me boys are Curry and Devorak setting the maritime cause if so that is frightening
>>528208825"pack leaders" don't really exist in wild wolf packs. a "pack" is just a family unit led by the breeding parents. starting a new pack just means growing up and finding a mate to start a family with. the sons don't take over from their fathers except in captivity where the wolves are not given enough living space and they become stressed and aggressive. given adequate living space wolves don't have alphas and don't compete for leadership.
>>528225327Fuck you phone the fuck does narrative switch the fucking ocean shit fucking phone poster faggot
>>528209019There's no more sure sign that someone's lying than the need to copy/paste it into every thread no matter whether it's on-topic or not
>>528208825Maybe this is why hippie type women like traveling so much.
>>528208825What do you suggest op, that we just go find the nearest cat turd, smush it in our hands, then jerk off with it?
but ancient egypt had a lot of cats too and they didnt really give a fuck about anything but chilling there and getting the free nil delta gibsmedathajnal lineage explains it the best. just monks chilling in the monastery etc.
>>528208825>ut in a predator, these are all pure positives and this is borne out by things like pic related.this is a classic brainlet interpretation of evolution. it ALWAYS depends on what the environmental constraints are. and evolution doesn't mean animals "get stronger" or "get smarter" or anything in particular, ever. it just does what the environment allows
>>528208825sounds like bs but I believe it
>kots self domesticate and get close to humans>kot is why humanity spread and conquered the world >it was actually a plan to take kots into different places and be the alpha predators in these ecosystems that were not designed with them>several dozen species were exterminated by kots around the worldIT WAS ALL A PLAN! IT WAS THEIR PLAN ALL ALONG!HUMAN BROS, WE WERE PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!
>>528229469They are God's chosen people
