If all else fails, why not get over your fear of gore and piss and shit and blood and just become a nurse to bail yourself out of financial hell?
>>528369585Please don't make more autists come to my job. I've failed enough of them. I don't want more retards at work.
>>528369585And how many pfizer jabs do you need for this job?
I'm not a nurse but I work at a hospital. Most nursing positions are extremely stressful. 12 hour days going in and out of rooms taking care of multiple patients. If one dies its your ass. Also it now requires a bachelors in science with some pretty hard STEM courses to pass. Great pay though, you have women in their early 20's making close to 100k a year straight out of nursing school.
>>528370140Cost me 3k$ to be "vaccinated" during covid.
>>528370140lol all of them. Literally ones you didn’t know existed. And I was just an ambulance driver. I think I’d literally rather take it in the ass or just live in a park than work in that field. I always felt bad for the male nurses who had to work with the psychopath female nurses for 12+hrs/day
You have to be pretty extroverted
>>528370276>women in their early 20's making close to 100k a year straight out of nursing school.Yes, but they're all narcissistic whores with BPD and control issues, so you need to be a real man to fuck around with them and avoid their destroying your life.
>>528370311>>528370140I threatened to walk and got a "religious exemption" . I still have to get a yearly flu shot though. Part of me wishes they just terminated me.
>>528370276And it’s really REALLY hard to get into a nursing program. Most people go through a private $$$$chool now which means you’ll be paying off student loans for 25 years. And there isn’t really a demand anymore.
Sick old faggots are extremely unplesant to deal with, you would snap within a whim>t. pharmacist
>>528370427My father always told me>”If you don’t want to marry a woman, marry a nurse.”
>>528370427>all narcissistic whores with BPD and control issues,Very true. A lot of them are extremely attractive though, and love wearing skin tight scrubs. Most of them date cops or firefighters anyways. That or felons/bad boys.
>>528370341INTP also works if in the right setting, humans are bundle of interwoven problems, you're in charge of their medical problems, solve them. There's manuals for everything and advanced practical skills needed. The workload is usually heavy for fun jobs, but if I work at an easy job I usually quit within 3 months out of boredom.
>>528370440You're American, you're supposed to be my antivaxxx sempai, but in this thread it sounds like you're all faggots. I've never taken a vax for work, ever, in 22 years of working.
>>528370276>hard STEM80% of nurses are black women
>>528369585This, never date a nurse.
>>528370984I’ve noticed black women are really good at math and science for some reason.
>>528369585lab is more cozy you dont have to interact with patients and you can read 4chan
>>528369585I'll get fired if I punch a violent patient.
>>528369585I’m a male ICU nurse and my TC is $128k. I work 3 days a week. It’s a pretty good deal. /pol/ is full of fucking retards though so this is the wrong place to ask.
None of you fat autistic retards would last a single hour with one patient on a medical floor, none the less pass a single class or even be accepted to a program hahaha. Be realistic. Pipe down and start applying for nightshift warehouse jobs.
>>528370984Yes, they get an easy ride through school.Can't have inferior IQs make them look bad, that'd be a heckin' racism!
>>528371148This is why my Anti-Xa’s are always a fucking hour late you cuck I need to titrate this heparin, get off 4chan
>>528370276>If one dies its your assonly if they're full code and you do literally nothing. A lot of the time they're DNRs and it's a nonissue. You will never meet a nurse who got fired over a patient dying>Also it now requires a bachelors in scienceNo it doesn't
>>528371148You guys just sit around testing cups full of hot diarrhea for c.diff or occult blood all day. Fuck that. At least I get to hang out with hot 22 year old sluts.
>>528371114That's because it's their only way out of the ghetto and being forced to live next to other niggers forever.
>>528370479Crazy how many anons will confidently say such nonsense
>>528371216what agency you going through bro100k in one year for 36 hrs/wk is good luck + good health + good assignment and no vacations
>>528371758I work for the hospital, I live in a medium cost of living area with a nursing shortage so my salary is somewhat inflated.
>>528371800what statebecause even in NY RNs were lucky to get 100k even working overtime when i was there in 2023. Med/surg contracts are ~2300/wk max right now and the ICU is always barely ahead
>>528372049Las Vegas.
>>528370140The real answer is zero. Ive gone from Licensed Practical Nurse, to Registered Nurse, to now Nurse Practitioner with zero covid jabs or flu jabs. My childhood vaccinations got me through everything I needed. Hell I went through RN school during covid, half my fucking class didn't get covid shots
>>528370311This is legitimately why some people get private healthcare or don't go to the doctor unless they literally have a stroke.Female nurses so many are fucking intolerable, and I only worked around the industry for a short time not directly in it.
>>528370984LPNs and UAPs are black typically, RNs are usually Asian or White in my area.
>>528370479>no demand>impossible to get into a nursing programwhich is it?
>>528372522In my experience, it's difficult to get into a decent RN program but definitely doable. The STEM classes are not for everyone so maybe 1/3 of the starting class will actually graduate. Demand is high for RNs once you graduate, especially if you go to a decent school. Like any other job, how far you go after that is 20% competency and 80% interpersonal skills.
>>528371510fine but just answer your PTT criticals so I can get it off my desk and go back to ranting about jews
>>528372522The AMA has an allocation for the amount of entrants allowed in order to artificially control the wages (same for doctors in med school).I'm glad those niggers are going to get priced out by incompetent indians and AI.
I'm an inpatient psych RN, I'll reply to anyone for a bit. Pic related.
>>528373152I'm an RN whose worked everything except psych. What do you do with your time? Trying to wrangle the tards verbally until it devolves into pic? Drink coffee?
>>528373152Who pays the bill typically
>>528369585>24>Graduate med uni>Send job applications to a few private clinics>Get called back multiple times>They are desperate for junior doctors, basically beg me to work at their clinic>Work whenever I want and however long I want>Paid five times the median salary>Employer even pays my rentImagine not doing med
>>528374125No thanks. I like being a big fish in a small pond. And not working myself to death in my spare time. And striving for excellence. As a nurse I can do that, as a doctor I would have to work hard, and work the same job for way too long. The situation is the same for nurses, just lower pay.
>>528372522I never said I understood it. Look up acceptance rates. For some colleges it’s like 3% and I’m not joking.
>>528373809You the tax payer
>>528369585I worked hospital EVS for 10 years. I know enough to know I'd NEVER want to be a nurse. Though god bless those nurses that actually took blood and piss containers out of the rooms like they were supposed to. You are alright.
>>528373652Pass meds, chart on the computer, answer questions, do assessments, talk to the family, talk to the doctor, do group, get called to respond to other units when people act out, sometimes give IM injections. I had to open palm strike someone that tried to bite me and I've had to restrain someone solo.
>>528369585I don't want to circumcise babies
>>528374427So like my job but without the medical stuff they're admitted for. Sounds like a holiday.
Females nurses are the worst people in the world, they all cheat on thire husband are extremely catty and irresponsable. The work is good but working with those foids it's a horrible experience they are all bitter cunts who like to hurt people and need constant attention.
>>528374626Sound like regular Puerto Ricans to me.
>>528374125I don’t know how it is over there but in America docs work 60+ a week and Medicaid and Medicare mandate they see a certain number of patients a day. And they fight all day with insurance over what tests they’re allowed to do. It’s a cuck job. I’ll take my freedom working only 3 days a week.
>>528374125>never home>wife cheats on you>kids loathe you>work 80-100 hours a week Nah nigga.
>>528374715Dude you are so smart and original.
>>528374321Did you not read my post? I work privately, I get to choose my own work schedule. Like I can just work 2 weeks a month if I wanted to.
>>528369585To be honest, it's not all that other stuff that would scare me. No, it's the women. They're nuts. With a capital NUTS.Seriously.
>>528374725Yup I have friends from my uni working in the US and they're really struggling with burn out, I was thinking about moving but im not sure if its worth my health.
Healthcare is so big in America because every person is a lardass slop-sucking jelly-belly goy drug-addict who's not only highly afraid of death or anything remotely inconvenient, but can't even tolerate a muscle spasm or mean words without running to the ER crying."Healthcare" would be an unbelievably small industry in any sane and honorable civilization
>>528369585nurses are subordinates of doctors.doctors are god complex people thinking of themselves as gods.who'd want to deal with these unsufferable personalities?
>>528375181I don’t know many happy doctors here.
>>528375191pic unrelated
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>>528374882>I can just work 2 weeks a monthTheb you're gonna suck at your job, and I just said I like being excellent at my job.
>nursingJeeted to hell in Australia. If you can endure dealing with sukdeep shit sure go for it. Got an RN in the family they hate it.
>>528375300>Excellent at nursingOh common
>>528375656Boy, I've been in this business as long as you've been alive. Take care of yourself so you don't end up an alcoholic or do an hero.
>>528372308i've been in the hospital twice and both times the nurses (male and female) were the worst fucking part of it. too lazy to do their job. directly made fun of me for being in the hospital. i was bedridden both times and i swear they would put things out of reach just to fuck with me. more than a few missed meals with no explanation. and i caught them lying about giving me medicine but nobody cared.i think they get off torturing the patients
>>528375930Im not being mean, im just saying that there is a ceiling in scope of practice and autonomy for nurses.
>>528376125Within each speciality for sure. I've worked in 6 different countries in over 70 workplaces, that's still impressive even if low skilled. Don't forget your words though when you come to the nurses asking for help.
>>528375960Let me guess, you're a troon?
>>528376287no i had broken bones
>>528376405And why couldn't you move around and get stuff for yourself?
>>528376635>t. nurse
>>528375960You sound like a faggot who probably was drug seeking and being an asshole
>>528369585>>528369729>>528371148>>528372734>>528375268nurses need to take vaccines, no fucking wayinnit weird that the only profession where jobs are secure, require the vaxx?
>>528377309I took 3x Pfizer and I’m still waiting to die like you promised 5 years ago.
>>528377353I never said you die from it.I have said you become disabled from it.
>Become a nurseSo take on a shitload of debt?Literally just be an EMT or something. I took a few months of schooling and passed the NREMT in one go. It's stupidly easy. I work private and basically sit on my ass all day transporting old people. I get paid decently too. The only real issue is you have to put up with nurses and they suck.
>>528377824Lol EMTs don’t know shit. And most of them make the same as an In-N-Out cashier. There are plenty of studies showing that EMTs and medics staying on scene performing interventions leads to poorer patient outcomes. It’s literally better to just scoop the patient up and rush to the hospital instead of pretending like you know something.
>>528377917I never said I know shit, I don't work 911. Even if I did I wouldn't fuck around on scene. If someone's fucked up they're going quick.
>>528377981You drive grandpa from the hospital back to the nursing home. Kill yourself.
>>528378029That may be right but I'm getting $22 an hour and like $34 overtime to do so. I don't think I'll be killing myself any time soon.
>>528378106If I made $22 I’d kill myself. Sorry maybe I was being too harsh but you should still sign up for MAID
it’s depressing
>>528378149I'm not a fuckin troonadian. I'm not signing up for MAID when I live comfortably.
>>528378149nigger
working is a scam also nurses get bullied by medics, hospital administrators, patients and their relatives. true hell
>>528378369Every nurse I've dealt with is either retarded or overworked. This is true. I can't imagine working like that.
nigga not even the pay is justifiable. like working as a nurse in labor and delivery is js seeing a bunch of dirty yellows, niggers, jeets, spics and dirty sandniggers shooting out babies from their stained foid vaginas. fucking gross taking over america
>>528378540That shit has to be demoralizing.
>>528378540You singled out one speciality out of the 200 different types of jobs nurses can do.
>>528369585I cant get employed as RN. Our economy was destroyed by lefties and immigrants.
>>528369585Why would you want to pay to join a competitive 4 year program for a mid-pay job if you already fucking did that and got nowhere? Maybe it's a (you) problem?
>>528371216This. First year out of nursing school and made $122k, 36 hours, plenty of OT and bonus for picking up shifts.
>>528369585My sister is a nurse. The pay isn't even that great considering the kind of shit you deal with, and you WILL have to work 16 hour shifts at some point. Nursing is not a career you get into for the money.
why dont u eat my ass crazy style you nigger
>>528369585Don’t do it.
>>528378842Maybe in Canada, but here in the US we get to pick
>>528378842It’s a federal crime to mandate 16hr shifts to nurses in the states. Only happens at state/federal facilities depending on their union but they get paid out the ass for it
>>528373152I was a boss man at a max secure forensic facility that worked with counter terror. I won’t answer your questions. To anyone reading this do something else.
>>528374882So you dont get paid by the hour but have a fixed salary no matter how many hours you work?
>>528369585I would rather die. Taking care of anyone not blood related to you is basically cucking as a profession. No way.
>>528370719The most astounding thing about the pandemic was watching hospitals let a significant amount of their nurses go for refusing the jab even while they were bitching and complaining about being short-staffed.
