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https://us-killline.com/

Chinese bro made an America Simulator, where you can play as ALICE/Kill Line threatened denizen of Epsteinistan. Your goal is to larp as the average american and try to survive with crushing debts and disabilities from paycheck to paycheck.

It's hilarious. Use autotranslate if you cant into Chinese lmao

My character related:

>Brandon Reed

>"Old soldiers never die"

Las Vegas, Nevada

Who are you

>Marines returning from the Afghan battlefield have not yet healed their physical and psychological wounds.

Background Story

>He lost half a leg in an improvised explosive device (IED) and suffers from severe PTSD. With a six-month wait for an appointment with the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) and insufficient doses of painkillers, he turned to the black market for medication. He lived among homeless people on the streets, surviving by begging and odd jobs, having long since pawned his Medal of Honor.

>Veteran
>PTSD
>homeless

Psychological state:
>pressure: Tight
>hope: numbness

$-67
-
cash

28

healthy

85

Spirit

450

Credit

41

Lucky

Quote:
>"I fought for my country on the battlefield, but when I got home I had to beg for a bottle of painkillers."
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Reminds me of pic related.
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>>528397654
Kek
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>>528397654
How will nafo cope this time
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>>528397736
joke is probably that he made this game via 4chan greentext stories and social media entries.
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I have to admit this is pretty fun. Like a mix between cashflow and zomboid.
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>>528397654
LMAO mutts in shambles
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>>528399555
>>528399232
how did you get beheaded so fast
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>>528399555
Yeah, it went well at first collecting garbage and begging, earning me 3000 USD (I thought too much), but then the debts came in and killed me too.
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>>528399639
tried living like a eurocuck, next time I will max out the credit card instead
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>>528397654
Lmao
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>>528399957
wtf you spawned as a cartel victim?
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I was killed by an ICE raid despite not being an illegal lmao
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>>528397654
>tfw forced to play the game IRL 24/7/365 with no pauses or timeouts
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>>528397654
Thank God for the favela. The last bastion of dignity for the poor, so they can own a home in the parallel real estate.

This type of nightmare would be life here if we didn't have the favela.
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>>528403019
unironically makes sense
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>>528397654
Nightmare mode:
Born to shitlib single mom
She blames you for ruining her life
She burns your dick with cigarettes
Browbeats you with girls can do anything/get away with anything
Troons you out for Facebook likes and because she always wanted a daughter for her feminist coven
Some of her hookups abuse you, she doesn't care
You're all fucked up on pills/drugs starting in middle school
School is also full of niggers and your mom blames you when they bully you
Palantir AI flags you as highly mentally unstable; perfect patsy
CIA uses microwave auditory effect to make you hear demonic voices telling you to shoot up your school (see Nick Cruz)
Microwaves fry your brain even more

Challenge: survive to age 20 without dying to suicide/drugs/prison rape.
This is nearly impossible. But, you can also win by scoring at least 100 points:
1 for students
3 for teachers
5 for principal
10 for cops
25 for your mom
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>>528397654
China and Israel will pay for every last act of human suffering they've brought on America, tenfold. The traitors that helped them will suffer double that.
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>>528400055
Yeah and a nigger. But a non ghetto nigger I guess
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>>528397654
This game is Gigabased, and actually very effective propaganda as well
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>>528397787
It’s like if the WEF actually wins lol
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>>528406110
Minus the burn your dick with cigarettes part and microwave weapons this was me - I also died of a drug overdose and came back at 19. You just stole my adolescent life story, nigger

In other good news however I am now sober and prospering and she is completely destroyed.
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>>528406365
It's mainly the jews tho.
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>>528407016
I'm sorry, anon. At least you got the super rare happy ending.

And furthermore, women should have no rights.
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>>528397654
3+ social credit points. Well done Chang. You may spend an extra 30 mintues outside after curfew on weekends
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>>528397654

God im fucked
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>>528408285
Forgot to attach NIGGER
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>>528407730
Don't let China's suck stop you from looking at America's suck. Clown World is global.
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>>528408331

FUCK it was going so well



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