https://us-killline.com/Chinese bro made an America Simulator, where you can play as ALICE/Kill Line threatened denizen of Epsteinistan. Your goal is to larp as the average american and try to survive with crushing debts and disabilities from paycheck to paycheck.It's hilarious. Use autotranslate if you cant into Chinese lmaoMy character related:>Brandon Reed>"Old soldiers never die"Las Vegas, NevadaWho are you>Marines returning from the Afghan battlefield have not yet healed their physical and psychological wounds.Background Story>He lost half a leg in an improvised explosive device (IED) and suffers from severe PTSD. With a six-month wait for an appointment with the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) and insufficient doses of painkillers, he turned to the black market for medication. He lived among homeless people on the streets, surviving by begging and odd jobs, having long since pawned his Medal of Honor.>Veteran>PTSD>homelessPsychological state:>pressure: Tight>hope: numbness$-67-cash28healthy85Spirit450Credit41LuckyQuote:>"I fought for my country on the battlefield, but when I got home I had to beg for a bottle of painkillers."
Reminds me of pic related.
>>528397654Kek
>>528397654How will nafo cope this time
>>528397736joke is probably that he made this game via 4chan greentext stories and social media entries.
I have to admit this is pretty fun. Like a mix between cashflow and zomboid.
>>528397654LMAO mutts in shambles
>>528399555>>528399232how did you get beheaded so fast
>>528399555Yeah, it went well at first collecting garbage and begging, earning me 3000 USD (I thought too much), but then the debts came in and killed me too.
>>528399639tried living like a eurocuck, next time I will max out the credit card instead
>>528397654Lmao
>>528399957wtf you spawned as a cartel victim?
I was killed by an ICE raid despite not being an illegal lmao
>>528397654>tfw forced to play the game IRL 24/7/365 with no pauses or timeouts
>>528397654Thank God for the favela. The last bastion of dignity for the poor, so they can own a home in the parallel real estate.This type of nightmare would be life here if we didn't have the favela.
>>528403019unironically makes sense
>>528397654Nightmare mode: Born to shitlib single momShe blames you for ruining her life She burns your dick with cigarettes Browbeats you with girls can do anything/get away with anything Troons you out for Facebook likes and because she always wanted a daughter for her feminist covenSome of her hookups abuse you, she doesn't care You're all fucked up on pills/drugs starting in middle school School is also full of niggers and your mom blames you when they bully you Palantir AI flags you as highly mentally unstable; perfect patsyCIA uses microwave auditory effect to make you hear demonic voices telling you to shoot up your school (see Nick Cruz)Microwaves fry your brain even moreChallenge: survive to age 20 without dying to suicide/drugs/prison rape.This is nearly impossible. But, you can also win by scoring at least 100 points:1 for students 3 for teachers 5 for principal 10 for cops25 for your mom
>>528397654China and Israel will pay for every last act of human suffering they've brought on America, tenfold. The traitors that helped them will suffer double that.
>>528400055Yeah and a nigger. But a non ghetto nigger I guess
>>528397654This game is Gigabased, and actually very effective propaganda as well
>>528397787It’s like if the WEF actually wins lol
>>528406110Minus the burn your dick with cigarettes part and microwave weapons this was me - I also died of a drug overdose and came back at 19. You just stole my adolescent life story, nigger In other good news however I am now sober and prospering and she is completely destroyed.
>>528406365It's mainly the jews tho.
>>528407016I'm sorry, anon. At least you got the super rare happy ending. And furthermore, women should have no rights.
>>5283976543+ social credit points. Well done Chang. You may spend an extra 30 mintues outside after curfew on weekends
>>528397654God im fucked
>>528408285Forgot to attach NIGGER
>>528407730Don't let China's suck stop you from looking at America's suck. Clown World is global.
>>528408331FUCK it was going so well