Hello, gentlemen!Tonight we enjoy a RISK THREAD!RISK THREAD is a quintessential pol experience and a geopolitical game for a geopolitical board (we wish) so pleas jannies, leave us alone... Plus we don't have one of these games going for a long time... So... to play just tell me your prefered starting territory, chosen colour and selected name. The game will start as soon as two players join;Up to eight players can join.The game will last until midnight.So, anons, are you read? Have you got what it takes?
it's been so long.... but it's my bedtime. Godspeed anons I will leep this open to see in the morning
>>528487038Give me Spain
>>528487195You have to chose a name and a colour too. Besides there are various areas of Spain, please be more specific.>>528487102All the best to you anon...
>>528487038>red>starting territory papal states
>>528487265>>528487038Starting Rif Morocco. Green.
>>528487265>>528487385>>528487038Name : Barbarossa Starting : Morocco, Rif regionColor : Green
>>528487269You're in, anon!>>528487609You're in too! The game will start in a few moments!
>>528487609>>528487269LET'S GO!ROLL! ROLL! ROLL! You can expand towards two new territories each round, normally. Just tell me which two new territories you want to expand into. If you have any questions just ask but the game is pretty easy to follow...
>>528487867Attack south seizing Campania and Calabria.
>>528487867Attack north, Andalusia, Spain
>>528488221Shouldn't you consolidate the Maghreb before attacking Iberia?
>>528488029>>528488221ROLL!
>>528488268In normal times, yes, but this is an opportunity to start the Iberian campaign then consolidate north africa. You could enter Greece before new players do.
>>528488307Attack north: Piedmont, Lombardy, and Veneto.
>>528488307Thanks based Porto-bro Attack Portugal west.
>>528488426I warn you to stay south of the Pyrenees or I will Punic War that ass.
>>528488514Pact of non-agression accepted, go eastward or north it’s fine
>>528488476I think you accidentally killed OP by attacking Portugal.
>>528487038Give me wales, color blue, name:swamp peopleCome and get us motherfuckers we can hold out against any siege while submerged
>>528488998Kek. I think I re-ignited some ancestral memories, he is thinking twice about this Risk game having a Moor going for Iberia AGAIN.
>>528489143SORRY FOR THE TIME ANONS!MY DOG JUST PISSED ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
>>528489115You're in.
>>528488476ROLL! Roma Invicta did not advance this round as he rolled zero. Anons, do not forget: You can advance towards two new territories each round. Normally. Just tell me which oneS.
>>528489313>Attack north: Piedmont, Lombardy, and Veneto.reroll
>>528489313Attack north, Basques region, Spain. >pet your doggo for me
>>528489313>>528489450Attack north: second region : Zaragossa/andorra, SpainFirst region : Basque region, Spain(Will stop here respecting the pact of non agression with Roma Invicta)
>>528489450>it appears the Knights of Leon have broken your advance.
>>528489625INVALID ROLL. You rolled zero this round, suck a Malian dick.
>>528489450ROLL! Barbarossa did not advance as he rolled zero. Roma gets to advance towards four new territories each round on account of his high rolling. Please just tell us which ones.
>>528489646Based Basques bros used to help us attack South west of France, they are bros.>Knights of Leon recognizes the friendship of the Barbarossa empire
>>528489734Up to 4? In priority:1. Veneto2. Provence3. South France4. Croatia
>>528489702NIGGER >>528489734>rolled 0 REROLL Attack North : Zaragossa/andorra, SpainBasques region, Spain
>>528489969ROLL!Roma didn't advance: His super moves were fucked up by a zero... Let's go!
>>528487038I wish I had time for this right now. WHITE BOY WINTERIn orange norwaywill have to wait until next time.
>>528490098Sweet Attack south: Casablanca/El Jadida, MoroccoAnd Larache/Kenitra, Morocco
>>528490174If you want to play, you'll always be welcome anon.Take care.
>>528490098REROLL DAMN IT>1. Veneto>2. Provence>3. South France>4. Croatia
>>528490241>1REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>528490241ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!Tell me anons, are you missing other anons?
>>528490324More will come when we bumping this thread ROLLAttack east Kabylie, AlgeriaAttack East Beijaia and Anaba, Algeria
>>528490324South France > Croatia > Montenegro
>>528490516ROLL!
>>528490589Attack north Algers, Algeria. Attack east Beja, Tunisia
>>528490589Serbia, Greece, Bulgaria
>>528490681>1 >orthodox church ordered its Knights to stop the expansion of Roma
>>528490681ROLL!
>>528490776Bulgaria, Constantinople>DEUS VULT
>>528490861>1???? AGAINThere are traitors within my ranks
>>528490776Attack east : Tunis/Sfax, Tunisia Attack East: Tripoli/Benghazi, Libya
>>528490776Name: Epstein's DomainsStart: IsraelColor: Cyan
>>528490861>>528490891Kek
>>528490891>too quick to expand
>>528490958You're in lol
>>528490958Dude you had Russia to enjoy, Im about to rape Israel in a couple of moves, and you are on the way, I will have to rape you!
>>528487038name Adolf of judea, starting point israel
>>528491052Epstein’s domain already took it
>>528491044Do your Moorish warriors have what it takes to seize Al-Aqsa?
>>528490958ROLL!Thread theme: https://radioonline.com.pt/?_gl=1*wz8hjh*_ga*MTUyNDM3MjMyOC4xNzQwNjg1NDU4*_ga_0M8S7FSMVJ*MTc0MjA2Njk3OC40OS4xLjE3NDIwNjcxOTcuMC4wLjA.#oxigenioAn awful plague arrived at the borders of the known world...
shit too slow. namehyperborean KANGstarting region svalbard. color idc
>>528491052Israel is already taken, you can start at Palestine (probably not) but you have to select a colour.Try to look at the latest map to see what territories are still available - or likely to remain available.
>>528491110Advance north through France.
>>528491110bro wtf is this. i am now in the glitched out territory, ill remain the mythical unattackable hyperborean KANG
>>528491109We the Moors, are the ONLY ones amongst the muslims capable of liberating Al-Aqsa and the jews know this. That’s why they are keep us calm and spoilt
name hyperborean KANGstarting region, svalbard. color trannypink, like yourself OP
>>528491243Come on, anon... Svalbards are not at play...
>>528491110ROLL Attack East : Alexandria, EgyptAttack East : Cairo, Egypt
>>528491275okay give me that small russian oval country. i also chose to attack the exterior of that oval
>>528491321Pull up a map and name the region. That’s the game
>>528491321Okay, you're in.
>>528491321That's Moscow and Muskovy, jeet.
>>528491110I like the vibe risk anonJanny fucked the game last time
>>528491439Yes they did. Nice to see you again.
>>528491282ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!Players can go for two territories, remember that.
>>528491439You want to take my spot as Roma Invicta?
>>528491509Paris, Normandy, if any extra KILL THE SWAMP PEOPLE
>>528491397>>528491397what the fat disfigured, circumcised, flourided, lobotomised, propagandised, wallmart buggy scoottered, ssri'd , psyopsed and neutered, amerimutt said. also wanna ally? You can be my morbidly obese right hand?>>528491509BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON ROLL TO ATTACK AND OBLITERATE BRYANSK AND ALL NAFOFAGGOTS INSIDE
>>528491509ROLL Attack East : Mansoura, Egypt Attack East : Port Said/Ismaelia, Egypt (Israel here I come)
>>528491536If you're done I guess I could
>>528491509I want northern IraqGreyname: ISIS
>>528491630>0 NOOOOOO JEWISH INFLITRATORS!
>>528491640You can if you wish, just say yes or no. I have to make diner
>>528491658>many such cases
>>528491509blue eyes also go for novgorod since i can roll for twoNEXT TURN WILL BEKIEV (PERISH ZELENKIKE NAFO SPAWNS(no attacks on civilians tho i am a good boy)and karelen
>>528491642You're in.
>>528491679Ok I will
>>528491642Not on the map bro. Pick something that is white on the map and pick a name
>>528491642ROLL!
>>528491797ROLL Attack East : Mansoura, Egypt Attack East : Port Said/Ismaelia, Egypt
>>528491727>>528491756I hereby proclaim that through rights of natural succession, FUCK NIGGERS ROMA to be the new Caesar.
>>528491797Expand south and if I can also move towards Georgia
>>528491797I ROLL TO LIBERATE DONBASS FROM SATANISM AND TO ATTACK BELARUS
>>528491848Kek. Gotta give those germanic barbarians a less then
>>528491756>>528491848No. This cannot stand. Sorry Ffuck Niggers.At best you can chose a territory near red and devour his territory before others as he's going away.
>>528491818Last round you did not advance because you rolled zero, I forgot to write this. Sorry.
>>528491858Put your name up. please. On the name bracket in the comment box, on the top.
>>528491904Can I take over Rome insteadI've never played this before I wanna try
>>528491936You are right and that’s fine since I self announced the 0, but got a 8 on the newest one: >>528491818
>>528491904That's fine OrangeDenmark
>>528492012Nobody can take over Rome if not by war - which will be easy once he already left.Everybody has to start in an empty blank place. Be quick about it!
>>528492042You're in!
>>528491882ROLL!
>>528492080ok, im starting in kurdistan. give me the same color japan has in hoi4
>>528492161Attack east : Sinai, EgyptAttack East : ISRAEL ROOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLING KEK be with me
>>528492171nvm. put me north bordering ISIS
>>528492161RollLet's spread our wings into Sweden and Norway
>>528492171You're in. I have no clue about your games though. You get yellow, the colour of orientals.
>>528492161Fuck it. One last roll, Trips and I seize all of Britannia.
>>528492161ISIS expands into Syria and farther north if we can
>>528492236Shit, you have one more move to play because Norway is part of Denmark and I overlooked it. Be quick about it!
>>528492161Invade Palestine
i roll to liberate northern rosttoc as well as the balticsI i also rolled for baltics last turn. which i expand into finland
>>528492359South into Germany
>>528492390>0 Your attacks were repelled by scattered groups of nordic barbarian
>>528492390You need to reply to the appropriate comment with the updated map and the roll order.
>>528492586He's a memeflag. They aren't sending their best.
>>528492385ROLL!The Moors under Barbarrossa reaching from the Atlantic to the Red Sea!The Aeternal Romans... finally killed the Swamp People.Let's fucking go, anons!
>>528492161rolling for balticsrolling for northern rostovif that means that shitty denmark jeet is gonna beat me to finland i am gonna rage hard
>>528492656expand into t*rkey and genocide the natives there
>>528492656Roll On into the rest of Germany
>>528492656continue British campaignWessex > Midlands > Liverpool
Fucking damnit I missed the game again, have fun bros.
>>528492656I thereby proclaim the Liberation of Al-Aqsa Mosque from the filthy kikes and cleansed it from Epstein domains. Unifying the faith, and bringing peace to the region… on that note, I attack : - North: Lebanon- East : JordanROLLiNG!
>>528492656ISIS suicide bombers infiltrate Syria and Jordan, with some gains in Turkey too if we can
>>528492662>cardinal direction followed by the exact region and country you are attacking to register as a valid move >must be near your Dominion.
>>528492656roll for baltics and northern rostoc
>>528492934EAST FROM ODESSA to ROSTOVNORTH FROM BELAKEKLAND to BALTICS
>>528492953ROLL!Epstein is dead.Roma can advance towards four new territories on account of his high rolling.
>>528493167continue expanding into t*rkey and if possible up the caucasus
>>528493167ROLLING FOR DAY 65848459034 of the special military operationwest into eastern bolandiasouth into southern rostov
>>528493167Roll Take the Netherlands Any remainder goes to German territories
>>528493167>I didn’t get jordan and lebanon from this : >>528492835In the same time my current attack is : North : Syria East : Irak ROLLLING KEK i know you can !
also rolling for trips for nuclear research:allows to remote nuke a single square (making it uninhabited/uninhabitable) every two turns, with the command "nuke"
>>528493325Wars make things tricky and you can't advance more than the battle you're fighting...
>>528493409I had one my battle for Jordan and Lebanon, check the posts. The map was not updated after my conquest
>>528493532You asked for it after killing Isarel. You killed Israel.
>>528493325hey shitskin muslim you have to get going to pincer red from sicily by attacking green or either will be asssraping the rest of the game. we have to open two fronts on him. >>528493409>>528493532i move for UN security council on behalf of my freedom fighting ISIS shitskin goblino allies to have the territory credited to them
>>528493587That was a proclamation of past victories, then the next line was the path forward to take over Jordan Lebanon.
>>528493325ROLL!It's midnight. So I declare Barbarrossa The Moor the winner. He deserved it. What do you guys want to do? Carry on for a little longer or end it all?Anyway, pink Russian guy can advance towards four new territories this round and Chechoslovakia got the plague.
>>528493701ROLLING FOUR TERRITORIES ALL THE WAY DOWN TO BULGARIA and the BORDER WITH RED
>>528493612I got a pact of non-agression with Roma Invicta, will wait this roll, if he does not show up, I will consider our pact nullified.
>>528493701finish my expansion into turkey, then caucasus
>>528493701Roll Take the rest of the Netherlands Move east and make war with my commie neighbor pinkI'll hang out as long as you host it
>>528493701Thank you porto-bro for hosting the game. Good times. Portugal has always a special place in my heart. I will take the win if other anons dont want to be the new map masters.
>>528493701Attack East : Irak Attack south : Jordan ROLLING
>>528493701i would like to carrfy on longer, and i would like to revoke my former roll if possible if not its also ok. and instead roll for: eastern bolandia goes into > westwardsunto western bolandia > westwards into east ermany south (the unoccupied part) south into bavaria > south into austria
and to orange and green i propose, let us attack red together and break up his tyrannical empire for genociding the t*rkroach vermingott strafe red
>>528493902ROLL!Russian and Germanic guy - pink and orange - get to advance into four territories this round.It will be interesting...
Rolling for doubles
>>528494063I atttack west> west> west from what i suppose is romania? all the way up to swissjeeetlandand then > one retreat attack northeast into bavariayellow: You are free to open a front on the red menace
>>528494055can i take the caucasus AND invade the couple ISIS territories below me? sorry ive never played thisif i cant do both then just invade ISIS bordering me
>>528494063Rolling : Attack North : Bordeaux/Toulouse, FranceAttack north : SicilyI consider the pact of non-aggression with Roma Invicta nullified, as he left his Dominion unintended.
>>528494063London, York, Scotland, Ireland
>>528494181You can do whatever you want and invade whomever you want as long as it borders you or is directly across the sea.But you'll have to face the consequences of your actions whatever you do. Reply to the appropriate comment with the updated map and the roll order.
>>528494216>as he left his Dominion unintended.Guess again, you filthy blackamoor...
>>528494181Yes. One region at a time. 2 in total
>>528494181idk if green is smart he wont bother you and we settle on non aggression to fully punish the red empire. i wwill leave you an invasion corridor into greece and the balkans> HECKIN OMG ITS LITERALLY MY WW IIwe need to break up central european red empire. if we all band ttogether, orange green red, then this is a trivial military campaign. victory is ours.
>>528494274>intense chucklesI gave heads up here : >>528493756A round passed and no sign from your emissaries
>>528494250oh, i replied to the wrong post. that didnt count as my roll right?>>528494063invade ISIS bordering me, and take that caucasus bit
>>528494333I can't argue with those digits.
>>528494366Likewise
>>528494333trips rolled, does he get nukes now?>>528494357whhy are you fooling around. i am your protege state and you are my proxy. so follow my orders and stop chasing petty artefacts and attack red. better point in time than ever.
>>528494357ROLL!This round was bonkers!
>>528494063ISIS gets a nuke and nukes Israel, turn Israel blue like the ocean
>>528494456ISIS gets a nuke and nukes Israel, turn Israel blue like the ocean
>>528494456take caucasus and then let me humble this nigga and invade him>>528494432
>>528494456Alright since you showed up: >>528494274Our pact stands. Im attacking East : Jordan Attacking East Kurdistan
I'd like to join, any available territory, ideally scotland/northern england + ireland. Colour: Blue, Name: Neo-IRA
>>528494530>>528494530You rolled zero. You will not advance this round.
>>528494582Ireland is available all Britain is taken and Scotland is soon to be taken but available.
>>528494456rolling for: south into further south from rostov one territory. west into north bolandia from east bolandia. >>528494582BASED
>>528494582Kek you're in but you're not gonna play. You'll appear as a survivor in the end.Ironical because some blue faggots started in Britain in the beginning... and were killed quickly.
>>528494456Full assault on Catalonia and Aragon
>>528494711? I'm in but I can't play? wtf does that mean
>>528494724>>528494562bro you ruined our surprise pincer attack. I TOLD YOU HES A CHUD HE WONT SUBMIT JUST LIKE THAT>>528494582>>528494711i vote in the UN security council to have the NEO IRA aknowledged.
>>528494724You are nigger roman, can’t hold a pact !
>>528494833You should have expected the inquisition....
>>528494805It’s WAR, I can fuck him up in so many ways you go west towards France and I will obliterate his loved Roma from the south.
>>528487038I know I am too late to join but why have some parts of the map turned black?
>>528494833with good rolls we can finish this quickly, due to rollcount. counteratttack in spain i attack the north of italy.
>>528494893Rome fell right ? Expect your fall!
>>528494724IT ENDED!FINAL MAP!Hope you enjoyed it, anons!
>>528494911There be nigger dragons. We don't go there
>>528494972Exactly.Smart anon knows how it is.
>>528494971gg niggas
>>528494971i know i joined late, but this is my first time playing and i dont get it. why did i not expand into the caucasus when i rolled 8? is there a rules thing somewhere
>>528494971Thank for your service you gave us all a smile for 90 mins, time flies on /pol
sadge. just as it wouldve turned into the real funthanks OP was not a faggot today
>>528495110GG. Missed a couple turns because I had to do mundane shit like eat.
Hope you niggers had fun. I ran a game of risk with a US states map broken into counties on Thanksgiving eve in 2021 or so. Was one of the best times on /pol/ updating the maps and shitposting with my fellow anoniggers. I’m surprised Jannies don’t ban anyone starting a risk thread. Every attempt I’ve had since gets deleted after 10 posts
>>528494971Gg risk anonThanks again I had to bail for a kitchen drama
>>528495072>when you rolled 8You probably asked to go into the Caucasus after your two legal moves. Then you rolled zero. And in the last round you lost the war for the Caucasus with Pink Russian Hyperborean Guy.Or something, I may have committed errors, I am just not aware I did so.
>>528495110AHAHAH You rolled zero again!I am grateful you enjoyed it anons! See it around! We will not allow Risk to die, we will probably play it again on Spring or something!
>>528494971So peace map huh, well I have been working on a warhammer 40k galaxy risk map so I might host a game someday
>>528495183>I ran a game of risk with a US states map broken into countiesKekIt's more than 3.000 counties! It must have been a clusterfuck! Hope it was fun. I think I played that back in the day...
>>528495183Someone rolled quints and took the entire west coast and still lost. It was pottery
>>528495257Do so. Because I have no idea what you said is but it does not sound fun.
>>528495324Game took like seven hours. It was incredible and we had like 10 anons that stayed with it all the way.
>>528493167>Epstein is deadLegends never die
>>528495250You too rolled a 0 ! Kek Sure see you there fren, Risk is part of our culture, it will never die. New blood must experience it. Much appreciated and have a sweet night fren. To all the players all respect to all, were about to go nuclear it will be for another war !
>>528495489Well Said.Hear Hear
>>52849534640k is a grimdark sci-fi setting with a massive medieval aesthetic human galactic empire lead by a guy known as the God Emperor but he is basically dead and the forces of humanity include anything from mechas, to common soldiers or even superhuman space knights as humanity fights on every front against spacebugs, demon worshippers, space orks, demons, terminator alien robots, space evil elfs and much more
>>528495942The emperor won't die because orks don't think he can.
Sorry I missed you, anonyme portucalensis>t. Novus Imperator Gratiosus Gravissimus Excelsissimus Romanus
>>528496136you wouldve gotten bullied so hard in the early game my dude.
>>528496224Estne hic odium Romanis linguae Latinaeque?
