PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>528496314Hell yeah!Thanks baker!Evening fatigued noticers!
>ProposalIt's gonna be one of those episodes, fucking strap in lads
we eatin good tuh'nite
>>528496420Hello to you and all anons.
the DEI negotiator completely failed, they had to send SWAT lol
>First Shift updatesCorny OPL Valentine's Shirts editionWill be showing some "romantic" moments tonight from the show>Shots fired from last night in Daytona3 suspects located in an apartment, total of 4 suspects under arrestWaiting on warrant to search the car for the firearm>Barricaded suspectSWAT took over and took him into custodyObstructing an officer, criminal trespass, etc.>Drunk woman at McDonalds, wanted a CokeSuccessfully returned to her home, picrelThe screenshot doesn't capture the jiggle, though
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
Hello mein niggers
Should had shot him on sight, too many fucking yiddish lawyers in this country
>>528496633The jiggle in the front was better. Anyone get a cap?
>>528496633>The screenshot doesn't capture the jiggle, thoughchecked
>>528497258>Anyone get a cap?Webmanon comes through as always>>528497275Well done, anon, you're the king of /OPL/
>>528497275Thank you saar
>Jump out of the car holding your phone while cops have their guns drawn.
Just got back from a long bike ride. AMA.F U, Abrams.
>>528497954consistent with prefrontal cortex sizewho knew?
Hey bros I got so drunk last night I don't even remember finishing the show
>>528498219Did you ride the bike drunk or sober?
>>528498449>Hey bros I got so drunk last night I don't even remember being on the show
>>528498606Sober. Gonna have beers now.
I miss Wheeling, it was the only place near me and that I know at all. I understand it wasn't the most exciting though.
>>528498449You win because it sucked
>Team Green>We in the building!
Happy Valentine's Day, anonsLet's do this
>>528496314TURBO TAXFREE EDITION ONLYROUGHLY 35 PERCENT OF CUSTOMERS QUILIFY-HI-HIGH
>>528497275I'd genuinely like to peek in at that situationship she was describing. Like does the guy openly treat her like shit or is he good to her but just doesn't like labels?
I knew a relationship was over when I got her cheap roses at the last minute and had no desire to give them to her.
>>528499149Now this is Taxes!
>>528497275Porn stache cop would've tapped that if the camera crew wasn't there.
>>528499133y-you too
>>528499168He's just using her as a convenient cumdumpster while looking for someone better
>>528499168she seems real messy
>Valentine's Day>no Serenity or Addysad, bros
OPL STARTS NOW
>is my cranium out
>be a nigger>have trafficking amounts of meth in your vehicle>selling meth>decide to smoke dope and drive guaranteeing pulled over and searchedwonder how long he did this until finally caught
>OP love
Damn I didn’t think Curtis shouldve transitioned but damn that’s a good looking shim.
What the fuck, we had something cooking with Down town Danny Brown.
lol is she pregnant?
BOOBA!!!!!!!
BOOBA
>zip up your dressBOOOO
Yet another dumb whore walking outside, you can't do that in America
>Randomly crying while trying to get an UberHappy Valentine's Day, anons
>husband I wonder what happened, she had her tits hanging out and the husband is in a ditch. Suspicious
this is your typical american millennial woman
>>528499684At least she wasn't at an ICE protest like the rest of them
>>528499683They were called there because 2 dudes were fighting in the bar he probably ran off to avoid getting arrested
does he have eyeliner?
This dude is tweaking the fuck out
This show is boring, all they do is chit chat with drunk/high people
Cop wanted to make out with him
>cemetary rdhope he makes it home
>>528499781she probably protests ice all day and drinks/fights all night...all day!
>>528499893He's high as fuck definitely wasn't drinking at that bar more like smoking crack
Yo Kev.
>You can't drive me home?>No ma'am>T-then what do we pay you for?
i love the bimzelx bimbo
>>528500062I really don't understand what the issue is with giving someone a ride home thats within your patrol area
>>528500000BOOM
>>528500035yo w at up?
>>528500189Last night's hottie got a ride home.
>>528500189>get a call for a 1 8 7 on the muhfugga cop >have some drunk bimbo in your car>can't respond
>>528500000Checked
>>528500189she will claim he touched her titty or something he prob called a female cop to drive her home
>>528500062kek
That's a woman?
>>528500062One time a group of people dropped off my sister after a night of partying.Then later a different group of people dropped off her phone and shoes.
thats a huge bitch
We are in the retarded part of town
>>528500331she was ... interestingly hot
>>528500369>not the best decision makersadd it to the list
Danny Brown doesn't need Blue Chews ViagraThe smell of weed gets him hard
>>528500388>>528500353Absolute unit of a woman.
>>528500189the cops aren't a taxi service, figure your own shit out
Danny Brown absolutely knows what blue chews are for.
>m-morty, i need you shove this meth waaaaay up your butt...for science!
HOLY SHIT ITS A WITCH
some of those cops are black lol your credibility is gone
>>528500523no teeth, imagine the blowjob
Her name is Crystal Methany
>>528500523Great hair but no teeth. Tragic
some real live swamp creatures
Faces of Meth
>>528500523>HOLY SHIT ITS A WITCHI would SWEAR we've seen this lady before, because I'm pretty sure I searched for this exact picture before
dan can we get an upgrade from 240p
DUDE RUN SHE'LL TURN YOU INTO A NEWT
Just joining in anons did I miss anything good? Saw Danny Brown had busted some tweaked with meth and a gun.
>>528500566lmfao her first name is crystal
>>528500388>interestingly hotImagine standing beside your smouldering house and this 'fireperson' is making sassy remarks to you.
would from behind
>>528500000Impressive.
She has advanced meth disease where you have no teeth and a haggard voice. She's prob only 40yrs old
>>528500672instant boner?
>"what is this insurance of which you speak?"
DEPORT
>>528500747>insurance? No, only pledge.
>>528500679I denied some bot or troon the GET
dan's definitely gonna play the interracial hazen kiss
>>528500449yes they're the hottest ads other than Tommy Copper bras
How is this female cop still a corporal? She’s been on this show for years and she’s never been promoted?
D E P O R TEPORT
>>528499580>>528499635I would fuck her and maybe even marry her. God, I wish women were real...
>Door Dash? >It should be>Dash to Deport
>>528500656No. Very boring. Had a few decent weekends now it's back to weak shit.
>>528500852No sir, that's a sheboon
>>528500449>>528500838I singed up for hims for boner pills and forgot about it and now I have like 1400 generic boner pills just sitting in a drawer since I forgot about it and they send me a new years worth every mid January and forgot to cancel my script for the last 2 years.
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
>>528500838danny doesn't watch tv. he polices and does tiktoks.
Ice T recently during a show changed the lyrics of Fuck Tha Police to Fuck ICE. F U, Lice T.
>>528500981So you're paying a subscription for boner pills that you don't use?Why?
>>528500981start dropping a pill into the work coffee pot, first thing in the morning
>>528500981>forgot to cancelyeah sure ya did bud
FUCKING GROSS
>>528500981mix them with corn or something and throw them around at the zoo for lulz
>>528500992when nye county comes back in two more weeks
>Love was in the air>OkayRizzo utterly disgusted
jesus cwithe!
that is the whitest sounding black chick i have ever heard
>>528501141Manifest it, anon. Manifest it.
>>528501074I use them when I fuck my side piece lady who works at the gas station close to my house and then occasionally pop one when I’m super drunk to fuck my girlfriend for almost an hour without busting a nut but they send you so many pills it’s impossible to take them all unless your popping them like everyday. They charge my credit card like $750 and send me like 500 pills Md through year I forget about it.
>>528500981What else does Hims do? I only see them do dick pills and hair loss shit.
>>528501136You think they work on monkes? That could be hilarious.
he's got him by the nad
>>528501222CheckedAnd I wonder if they're going to show the snatch search again
This shit is so damn sad. They could probably have better life's if the crack wasn't so prevalent
did he just say "what's a cool way to drink piss"
Why don't they show officer Zogman anymore?
>>528501251I missed that, did they find anything?
>>528501198you got two women and still have time for 4chan?
>>528501359I'm pretty sure they found something, yeahI think they saw her stuffing something down there, hence the "aggressive" search
>>528501381It’s very easy to handle 2 women and still have me time… If you get involved with 3 or more than you start slipping up and make mistakes
>>528501353that's what i heard
officer becky
It's a degenerate Whites night. Dan's favorite. Of course they're completely nonviolent.Ahahaha she hit one of the red Target balls. Always wanted to slalom those.
>>528501413Thanks anon.
>>528501485>Ahahaha she hit one of the red Target balls.they just rolled it back like nothing happened lol
>>528501444>Cheerleader>So and so>What'sherface?>The Ugly One!
>>528501545Jerry Cantrell's sister
Old lady should’ve just drove off and ignored the cuck trying to take her keys
>>528501545We probably won't see her again, just like fiesty
>>528501545>Her face when you cum after 30 seconds
>>528501354too hot for the show. caused fans to fap too hard
>>528501545Was wondering if someone would cap that lol
officer lakiuisha or whatever her name is is my kind of negress. are they acceptable to bang?
Dan's a retard, thought they were decorative. probably never even been to a target
Yesterday was so dead they could have showed all three triple plays
>>528501662>Dan's a retard, thought they were decorative. probably never even been to a targetThey aren't close enough to stop you from driving into Target if you want to though are they?>>528501729I went to sleep early it was so dull, and I probably will again tonight the way it looks so far.
good eveningI hope all /lpbg/ frens have been doing their progrumz
i'm sure the neighbors loved all that
>>528501729No way, that 11 o'clock hour was fire.
>>528501571I remember years ago when I worked as a valet I grabbed an older woman by her jacket and dragged her out of her car because she was piss drunk and I was tired of arguing with her. It was out of the camera's eye and she was too drunk to do anything or remember.
>>528501930My good time date is coming up
>>528501930i would but this twelve year old gave me herpes
>>528501915they are, maybe a small car could make it in between?When you touch them, they're obviously solid and very heavy
>>528501729Dan is an ultimate almost final level Jewish media boss… He got sued by A&E for livepd being /opl/ he won the lawsuit, he used to work for ABC News as the criminal/judicial reporter, started mediaite website and has a news nation show… He’s almost an untouchable kike in media entertainment
>>528502085he's also in the epstein files
>>528502119Imagine my shock
that misdirection. masterful.
>>528502065Oh OK, I haven't been to one in a good while and couldn't really remember.
>>528501930>>528502018>>528502045I miss you goowops like you wouldn't believe. I think we're off next week.
>>528502085Well to jewish Dan's credit the faggots at A&E shut it down because of the paid and coordinated nigger chimpout and Dan was like nah I can just shop this show elsewhereYou also left out all his other reality shows like 60 Days In prison show
>fireballFag
>>528501980No it wasn't. They got to a shooting after it was all over and arrested one guy.
>>528502065>maybe a small car could make it in between?It's pretty clearly decorative at my local TargetYou could drive straight into the front doors pretty easily in any size car
Why did he randomly decide to stop in middle of a field?
>>528502312I don’t have his complete rundown and didn’t know he was behind 60 days in, I was only going off my memory…I remember Dan thought livepd would make it through the st. Floyd riots and it got cancelled
>>528502312Yup and Court Cam, Taking the Stand, etc. He's a mini mogul. BTW, I noticed something in common about all his other shows - they all focus on Whites losing, almost always in relatively harmless ways. The agenda is so obvious it's funny at first, then disgusting so I stopped watching them all.
great show, dan
>>528502338That's kind of how I thought they were. I guess it depends on how niggerfied the area is.
>>528502459*losing it (and losing)
>>528502281yeah they usually take the last week of the month off. hang in there fren.
>>528502459It's because it's politically acceptable to left wing agitators to show whites doing this but if you show any other group 'too much' then omg it's literally slavery 2.0 and they will write all the advertisers and shit. If whites did the same he'd switch to only spics or something "hey curtis check out this drunk beaner driving sideways"
Where is the link this time? I have the iptv thing from last time but its not working this time!
>>528502459>The agenda is so obvious it's funny at first, then disgusting so I stopped watching them all.It seems like it's not all about the shekels for Dan. I'm sure he would get better ratings if he focused more on chimpouts. Nogs themselves love watching that shit.
>>528502688>Go https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/>Hit F12, Network Tab>Start player>Scroll down the list of new connections and >filter by m3u8>Right-click, Copy, URL>Paste into VLC
>busted while taking a dumphow embarrassing
nice tits n belly, hot british cop.kino
>>528502748>he wildin
wonder what piss fetish anon is up to these days
>>528502789Thank you fren
>>528502688tvpass.org also works
Handling her with no gloves? These guys are living on the wild side.
holy shit imagine calling the police and this fucking guy shows up with that hair
>It's not my drugs, I was just holding it for somebody
>>528502902If you catch all three forms of hepatitis they cancel out. It's like shooting the moon in hearts.
lets get a better look at dat shawty
Might
>>528502789>this also works on re el z pl us
Nope
Cameramen are always the GOATs of OPL
>>528503037>Boots with the fur
>>528503037ikr? made my bwc twitch
How much does this woman's outfit cost? I'll be it's either some super cheap piece of synthetic shit or outrageously high end and expensive.
145,000 miles since last oil change
>>528503092Kek reminds me of that one from a few weeks ago with the like 3 foot tall fur boots
>>528502589Thanks for reminding me. I get suggestions for other court hearings but it's not the same.
Dan getting paid for Nike product placement. Never stops shillin.
>>528503229I was thinking of that too.
So that guy just happened to break down right outside that hookers house on Valentine's day he was probably going to rob her
>>528503229pink girl is the temu version
>>528503121NEXT THANG YOU KNOWSHAWTY GOT LOW LOW LOW LOW
>your incident has been updated>x6
Has anyone in here heard from /ourtard/ lately? Is his wrangler still posting?
Any incident updaters in chat?
>>528503400MASSIVE
>>528503369Used luxury cars are a liability they break down at the most inconvenient times… He was probably going to pipe her down and his car broke down.t. Used to drive old model luxury cars and they will break down at the most inconvenient times
>>528503226kek exactly>but what if you got your oil changed at regular intervals? but I didn't!
>>528503369oops or he is her driver for hookin>your jewish last name Maher has been notedofficer reddit
>>528503121>>528503092>>528503400what do suppose the going rate at the dealership would be for one of these if slavery was still a thing?
>>528503474Should have gotten a 1st Lexus IS
I wonder if his incident has been updated
A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.
>>5285035401st gen. I've had half a beer and can't type.
>>528503520AI tells me that a slave in the 1800s was between $11k and $20k, but for highly skilled slaves it could climb as high as $130kSo, the cost of a carBut then you gotta feed and take care of her too, so that's an ongoing cost
>>528503563we're getting old lightweight fren >t. 3 beers and already have a headache
>>528503563>half a beer....are you smol?
When you look at these ads, I think the only men watching OPL are all in this thread.
>>528503563>half a beerthat better be a strong ass beer
>>528503657I'm lighter than average given my height in this country. I also barely drink these days.
>>528503743It's 7.1
>>528503655I'm halfway through a 750ml bottle of vodka of still dont have a buzz, I need to just quit drinking for a while
>>528503651>I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner>Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner>Like Sizzler
There sure are a lot of poop related commercials on tv these days.
>>528503784yeah i've gotten to that point when i was younger. take a few weeks off and reset. alcoholism will sneak up on your slow then real fast
I gotta say the ads in the US are so much more jewy than the ones here kek
>>528503549Trump ordered a nuclear strike on Nye county, they're all dead. Sorry
>>528503847
>>528503540>Should have gotten a 1st Lexus ISLove my 14 year old Lexus. Not an IS though.
>armed robbery with injury
>>528503847Based BHG enjoyer
>>528503884I hate this bitch so much its unreal
>>528503884>food is all processed poison>digestive system doesn't work anymore>we'll sell you the solution goyim >side effects include cancer, stage 9 super aids, and super death.
awww shit
Wait, I thought White supremacists perpetrated all the US gun crimes
richie's incident is gonna be so fucking updated
>>528503784Brother. Yes. replace with coffee for a week. Ride the changes and the Caliyuga.
>armed robbery with a knifeGuess the race
>>528503884
>>528503998sometimes white supremacists make innocent brown and black lunch time rowdies commit crime when they don't want to while on their way to church
>>528503884With all the colon cancer going around, shitting is as important as ever.
Your inciden Your incident ha Your incident has bee Your incident has been upda Your incident has been updated
>>528504074surprised some mumble rapper nigger hasn't included this in a song yet (i assume)
>>528503884>a lot of poop related commercials on tv these daysRemember, you're not the consumer of TV, you're the productThe advertisements reflect the audienceThat's why Jerry Springer gets a lot of lawsuit and workman's compensation adsSo apparently the target audience of OPL are women with stinky vaginas and problems pooping
>Your thread has been updated
>>528503884I would update her incident, if you know what I mean
>>528504022I stopped drinking coffee a couple weeks ago, don't even need it anymore. Water and electrolyte packets are really all I need for fluids.
>YOUR INCIDENT HAS BEEN UPDATED
YOUR INSOLENCE HAS BEEN DEBATED scotWait so this guy tried to rob a 13yo negress and got stabbed? Worst criminal ever
>older Black gentlemanHow many violent felonies already on his sheet?
>>528504175>look at you, insect..
>>528504120KekYes
>>528504062I've heard a lot of theories about the rise of colon cancer among younger people. The presence of carcinogens in food makes the most sense to me but every other person, and nearly every person on this board, says it's due to the prevalence of butt play. I think that's because most people here are closeted homos and ass sex is never far from their mind so they just assume everyone is doing it.
>>528500672wth is going on in this image?
>>528502338I just came back, other anon was probably right though about location. I had rich old people at the one I went to, they had those massive concrete balls like that old lady hit, probably for this reason
Jesus ChristI hate it when I get 3 Teams notifications in a rowThese incident updates are driving me fucking nuts
>>528504132jerry is still on somewhere?
Be the reason their incident updates.
>>528504218felony public urination
>>528504217There's a lot of fucked up trends like this. Earlier puberty, autism, etc.
>YOUR>INCIDENT>HAS>BEEN>UPDATED
>your incident has been updated.
>>528504217Obesity is a huge driver of cancer. Demographic change (getting darker as a country). I do believe most of our food is poisoned but I wonder if its just the obesity, mudpeople, and lack of physical activity.
the cops should stop and check every update to their incident, it could be important
>>528504228Yeah that would make sense - they put a few up everywhere for decoration, then judge how many more are needed for the particular clientele they serve
>>528504279that's a felony now?
>>528504292>>528504243>>528504233>>528504322Is it like some sort of AI automation or something? Or is her just refusing to press a button
What the fuck could they even be updating the incident with?
>>528504356yeah and sex offender registration
>>528504326I do know that obesity is and it's mind-boggling to me that isn't discussed more especially given how fucking fat everyone is now.
ITS TERRELL OWENS
>>528504287testosterone too. levels in men have plunged like 80% in the last 50 years. we are quite literally not the men our grandfathers were.
Daytona 500 tomorrow. Why isn't it crowded there?
>>528504370the dispatcher sends text messages to the cops computer as they find out more info from teh caller
>>528504287Earlier puberty is another case of demographics change. First period for white European girls hasn't changed appreciably lately; its just the influx of melanin enhanced people, who get their periods at like 8 years old. Its changing the average.
>>528504333>when you see an uninspected penis
>>528504356it is when you piss that much
Its like the hallway chirping. They are deaf to it.
>>528504379>>528504370It's their dispatch system (Flex) whenever dispatch makes a note on the call or officers get added to it etc it spams that shit. They could customize the settings but they're retards.
>>528504392You know why. Same with lower test scores. It's the demographics. Yes, also sedentary lifestyles.
>khaliqua
>>528504370I think any time that the 911 operator/dispatcher gets new data, they put it into the databaseThe laptop in the cop car gets those updates and makes that noise
>>528504326Opiate use also plugs up your anus that's why junkies shit themselves when they don't get a hit
>>528504416Rly? I didn't know that. You in medicine?
>>528504402because even asscar bros don't give two shits about asscars gay artificial product anymore.
>>528504322>Install oralfixation.exe
>>528504392Me too. I think its funny and interesting that drs feel perfectly comfortable harassing you about smoking but are too chickenshit to mention you're morbidly obese. Don't want to hurt people's feelings.
>>528504444Quad 4sNice
Everyone in ads has a Black partner or friend. Everyone.
>>528504444
oh it's the video of the dog that leads cops to the missing kid in the car
>>528504385>>528504434damn, this country is dead
>>528504333its weird in motion she looks ok, but pictures she looks like she had a mans face transplant done on her, bogged bong bitch.
>>528504400>we're all turning into weak sick effeminate onions boys>we have no idea what it could be goyim>hand rubbing intensifies
>>528504456Does being constipated give you ass cancer? Or diarrhea? Maybe both?
>>528504515it reflects real life bigot!
>>528504578i think by definition the two conditions cannot exist at the same time.
>>528504499I say this all the time; smoking is unhealthy and you should not do it buy it seems to receive and unfair amount of scorn given how many other grossly unhealthy habits and behaviors are ignored and even celebrated.
>The exact way MIEBO works is not known.
new bread >>528504643 >>528504643>>528504444hmm
>>528504455Officers can update their own runs too, as long as they are backed on to the run, its not just control.
>>528504234Every day in OhioReruns, they're not making new ones, but you can still watch it
>>528504636I have IBS from eating like shit, its usually one or the other, Weed is a miracle drug for it but I'm abstaining for potential jobs
>>528504444Damn, that software looks cool. This also gives me ideas for making AI agents coordinate
>>528504578Generally, inflammation is bad and can lead to increased cancer risks. Both constipation, a blockage of stool in the intentestional tract, or diarrhea, a relentless stream of material cause more inflammation than normal, regular bowel movements and thus increase risk.
>>528504470Not in medicine. But ever since I was a kid I was highly interested in health/medicine and have read up on many subjects.
> nigger slits a 13 year olds throat ITS JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING !!
Good boi
She has been smoking PCP
