PREVIOUS >>528496314ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
First for incidence updates
>Armed robbery results in slash across the neck>Not life-threateningThank God for thatThe loser of a knife fight dies in the streetThe winner of a knife fight dies on the way home
>it's just a misunderstanding
its a fucking nigger who couldve guessed
>>528504796Will they reveal to us how many priors that swashbuckling melanated gentleman has? He's prob been jailed for armed robbery a hundred times
Dan can't condemn this POS and his crime. Instead he tells us about "good news." Dan, you suck.
>>528504643100% meth witch sweetie
>>528504910Slicing and robbing a fucking kid no less
>back to his familyLet's see his "family"
>>528505013Stray dog takes better care of the kid than his mother and father
Based dog. Cat would've gone looking for some one else to feed him. Fuck cats.
>>528505013mexicans
>>528504910i was sure it would be one of those damn irishmen
>>528504958>kididk what kinda breeding slaveowners did, but some of these 13 year olds are 6' tall and look like men
>>528504920Many such cases.
Man pay that dog with some pets what a good boi
dogs are more human than nogs
NEKKID
>>528505079nobody ever saw the dog before or after this incident
>>528505062How many of those people are in this thread? Who the fuck gave Dan money for those fucking shirts?
NAKED NIGGER
webmanon PLEASE!
>federal agent
>>528504578>>528504636>>528504763it all sucks...i have diarrhea in the AM and const at nightget ulcers and narrowing/closure often
man halle berry is lookin rough
Is that Sheriff Taylor talking?
>richard christy is muuuh faaaaavorite
I wasn't looking at the screen when that guy started talkingHe sounds exactly like Officer Infowars from Arkansas
>>528505166>taco tico intensifies
>>528505163jej
>>528505165lol i was about to say. hes taking a vacation
>>528505163All joking aside Halle Berry looks phenomenal. She looks better than most college students I see.
>>528505163Kek I was thinking the same and then out of nowhere appears a burnt up black dude
>Why you out here doin all this?The LA accent cracks me up
they don't need to search this crackhead at least
>>528505219Not irl lol
>YOU GOT A HAMMER IN YOUR SOCK??
>>528505166I loved when he and Sal would do prank calls. >Its so HUMID
>>528505211like a moth to a flamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw
>>528505278HALTHAMMERZEIT
>>528505303>my tur banis dirty?!>FUCK YOu SAAR
Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.I was told tonight would be the night
>Krisy>Krunky>Kchicken
an insane crackhead nigger with a hammer? free this man immediately
>is that a crack pipe?>heheeheheh crack pipe
>>528505303>Hi. This is Sal Governale. As you know, white women generally don't date black men.
>>528505155One time they get a naked woman on camera and it's a crackhead nasty sheboon
>Would you POLICE be my Valentine?I don't get it.
bitches don't know bout my sock hammer
>>528505311now there's a blast from the past kek
>>528504643Captchas still shitting up /OPL/ threads by making less posters ?
>>528505425It plays fast and loose with the rules of English pronunciation
>>528505425police sounds a little like please if you think about it and are an idiot.
I know its gigaslop but that fuckin applebees cheeseburger served in a vat of cheese I just have to try once
>Kars 4 Kidz commercialfor fuck's sake, Dan
>>528505454Yes, less bots and jeets all across
>>528505533Whoops, I was on the Olympics channel lol
those bearskin hoodies are legit. Got one as a gift a couple years ago.
>>528505454They're better than ever>select all pictures with motorcycles
>>528505490are you the same guy from last week, where's my fucking review
>>528505550bots haven't slowed at all. they were sliding tf out of this thread earlier, probably still are. >>528484811
>>528505454Yeah. Gookmoot and the CIA really want us to buy the pass.
>>528505580Nah i haven't posted about it yet but I bet its good. Applebees actually makes really good burgers.
>>528505444Kinda looks like Samuel L JacksonOr maybe I'm just racist
>pack of feral pitbulls
>>528505490An average redditor did a review of it on jewtube. His channel name is "Royce Miller". He has not been harassed enough.
>>528505580I saw that shit and I remember Friendly's, the slop of the past was better than the slop of today
>>528505686>you must don't have
>>528505666this is gross on many levels
>>528505686>I remember Friendly'sWe used to go there and my father would always order a Friendly's Fribble
>>528505686Friendlys honey bbq chicken sammich was slammin
If you order that cheeseburger dipped in cheese and have it delivered you have to be an even bigger retard then one who orders it at the “restaurant”
>>528505666Checked, what a conehead.
>>528505619I was thinking about a certain crustacean that shall not be named
>>528505662Baton Rouge is literally a video game where if you don't carry at all times you either run into a wild naked crackhead or pack of feral dogs Uganda is more civilized somehow
why is this married woman flirting with a perp
>>528505686Man I miss Friendly's so much. They had great cheeseburgers and the best milkshakes.
>>528505818i don'tt hink he's a bot. isn't he a jeet that actively posts?
>>528505759Honestly his videos motivate me. Watching that fucking blob eat slop and talk about legos and capeshit fuels my rage which makes me fast and work hard in the gym.
>>528505624>>528505454Honestly I was struggling with the captchas 3 weeks ago and it was like taking a an iq test with multiple captchas with all kinds of confusing shit just to post. Now after time has passed the captchas have gotten progressively easier and it finally went back to only 2 different guesses of what’s not normal and now it only requires me to do 1 which symbol is different…. I think gook moot just wants it to be more of a pain in the ass for b& people and people who clear their cookies. Over the last month I only have to answer 1 captcha question now
>>528505819Great idea for a game kek
>marc Jacobs bag
>I'll never have a daddy daughter date at applebees;_;
>>528505533>>528505567lmao, I was thinking my stream was behind and I was bracing myself the entire commercial break. >K-A-R-S KIKES FOR KIDS!!!!
>>528505580god i hate this kind of slop
I have the same Truck as this nigga. Based.
>>528505896Red Stick Redemption
is that a tranny?
>>528505884depends on the browser user agent, when using 4chin change firefox to emulate a phone and captcha much easier whereas my desktop is totally unusable with impossible 6 caotchas per post that all look identical just rotated
>>528505965I thought so at first too, but now I'm thinking it's a woman?
>>528504643>no stream>no bumpsuck shit you faggot jew promotersyour edited nigger worship show is ass
>>528505939Use that hate to motivate yourself. Shit like that makes me angry too.
Christopher?
>>528505965It's an old prison/convict dyke
>>528506015That's how I've been processing it.
>>528506017YOUR INCIDENT HAS BEEN UPDATED
>>528505303I didn't listen but have checked out their calls to Tradio and they're gold
>the truth will set you free
>>528506015I really can't tell lol
>>528506006Yep I had to deal with all that bullshit and it was pissing me off. Now it’s just 1 question of which symbol is different when it started out as 3 different captchas that had the most confusing shit of which star only has 4 points out of 5 and other garbage like which shape is noticeable in 5 different levels of shapes…. I’m lost just rage quit and now it’s back to 2016 levels of captchas
>>528506061
>>528506090>Hey _____ pizza place? >yeah, what can I get you?>I'd like a large supreme please>but no sausage>no pepperoni>no onions>no peppers>no mushrooms>no cheese>...>so you want a plain pizza with just sauice>oh no sauce please>I ain't got time for this shit kek
>>528506127I'm pretty torn. From the side, the body looks like a man. But she might be one of those big boned Midwestern mamas?
>>528505819i feel like we don't even see half the shit that actually goes down in baton rouge
>>528506127she looks and sounds like a dyke who's done major time I bet her gf in the car is another former inmate and it's full of drugs
>>528505884The captchas are easy for me now. I'm used to them. Stockholm syndrome I guess. They are a pain in the ass though, don't get me wrong. It's a shame what the internet has turned into.
I wonder if Bryce got my flowers for Valentine's.
>>528505884No gookmoot is retarded. It takes longer to solve a captcha then it does to type a post, but then when you write something of substance people dont respond to wall of texts.
this is the worst segment i have ever seen
>>528506243The worst part is in a fast moving bread like a sticky and it takes 45 seconds to solve the captcha
>>528506243>>528506162The jewgle captchas where you had to select image blocks from photos was far wore than they currently are
Carly Carr is the fucking worst. You can tell that everyone in high school hated her guts because she was a narc, and being a cop is her way of trying to get back at all the high school bullies who gave her a hard time. But she's such a bitch I'm sure she deserved it.
>>528506334there's probably only about 50 real anons left spread out in different time zones
>>528506360Yes that’s exactly what I was talking about those captchas are fucking unbelievable how annoying they are
>>528506383I'm real.
>>528506383the whole /pol/ or this thread?
>>528506437It took me way longer than it should have to crack the code kek but they're just easy shapes now
>>528506440Me too!
>>528506189heh. there are so many good ones.>the item
>>528506475all of pol
>>528506243> internet>>528506162>>528505576>>528505550You do know the captchas here have nothing to do with preventing ddos or spammers, right? I hear this cope all the time here, but if that was true a simple 1 puzzle captcha would be enough, like every other site uses on the Internet, including ones under actual attacks constantly.
This is the weirdest Bento Box I've ever seen
>>528506488Checked, but that’s what I’m saying it’s annoying as fuck and if you slip up and forget to hit next them the captcha makes you wait another 30 seconds before you can get a new captcha
>>528505624Only explanation. Checks out.
>>528506516seems a bit lowor it might be just wishful thinking ...
>>528506383I believe in the dead internet theory more and more every day. AI slop bots are real.
>>528506355these are the captchas I get on desktop, will take awhile to post this>failed 1 time>failed 2 times>failed 3 times>failed 4 times>failed 5 times>failed 6 timesI'm just randomly guessing at this point
>>528506527I literally couldnt get AI to figure out how to solve these in picrel >>528506360 I just finally figured out myself
>>528506585there's never more than 5-10 organic threads at any given time. I manually hid all bot threads twice today and within like 20 minutes the entire catalog was full of new shill bot threads. try it yourself
>>528506573And the captchas expire if you dont solve all three under a timelimit. Its literally to just abuse users here. Thats it. Dont trust any poster that defends them.
>>528506624Nigger detected kek those are just simple pattern recognition thats what mine are now, and the stars
>>528506383>real anonsi'm an ai construct trained on eye contact and print screen
Farting up a storm here.
>>528506383I've been accused of being a fake person twice this week outside of this site.
>>528506677I'm not defending them, I am just saying its slightly easier than it was recently
>>528506624I got the same for weeks until I kept going through it and eventually the captchas got easy as fuck… like for instance I’m finally down to where it only asks me for 1 captchas of the outside shape, it used to ask me for 2 outside shapes and that was like after 3 weeks.
>>528506729
>>528506624i'm sorry anon, but you're retarded. It's the top right, it has empty squares, unlike the others.
>>528506624Insane. It really makes you not want to post here. On other boards my long posts het mocked or ignored, but then the expectation is we are suppose to spend 10minutes to solve a captcha for a post rhat took 2 minutes to type???
>>528506708I had my own brass band going when I started using metamucil gummies recently, found out inulin makes you fard like crazy at first
>the last hour is all pharma commercials
>>528506653fuuuuuuuuuuckthat's all I can say
>>528506808Classic Dan
>everything's wrong>ain't nothin' right
>>528506764Same. That means we're the best of this sorry lot. Fellow chad.
>>528506729were you on a plane? are you not a real mf'er? >get off this plane RIGHT NOW
>>528506855Shit there are only twenty minutes left of Valentine's. I gotta get flowers and a girl.
>>528506800I had a ton of cheese today, so that's my excuse
jej
lol this dude is a homo
>>528506894I'm real. Once this week someone asked if I was a real person in an e-mail correspondence. Another asked if I was real over the phone.
>>528506883Based
>honduras
A spic with a jeet accent. Well, I'll be.....
Dan, you should sponsor this asylum seeker and have him move in with your family
>where you from>Hondurascall ICE NOW
D E P O R TEPORT
>>528506910Hulk was so fuckin based
>>528506791It's not based on all 3 images where you pick like the circle/circle/tri captcha because I chose the second image and it failed
>illegal immigrant on showSay a prayer for the hard working, thankless mods of Reddit
>>528506955i guarantee dan has an empty property right now.
>>528506988it got to the point where i was just guessing randomly. couldn't figure out the pattern. thank goodness I'm back to the easy ones unless i want to start a thread.
>>528506708There sure is a lot of poop talk in /opl/ tonight.Last week I was inspired by a parasite thread and made a bowl of raw freshly cut garlic cloves lightly coated in honey and salt. It didn't taste half bad, but it caused a battle in my stomach.
>>528506988Checked… you just have to struggle through it leaf and they get easier and easier. It just takes time.
>>528506042hell yeahwhat store we smashin tonight, bro?
based shitbull basher
please beat officer reddit to death with the bat
>>528506984I seriously hope one day, they start offering bounties for illegals like Japan does.Our problem would be solved in a week
>>528506629Okay, well how does every single other part of the internet deal with AI/spammers/DDoS just fine with 1 simple captcha, but HERE in the Epstein created pedo forums? Here there needs to be a 10min mini IQ test plus timeouts plus timers, plus cloudflare, plus no VPN, plus no TOR, its FUCKING retarded! And arrogant to think that makesense.
>nicest guy i've talked to all night!officer predditor proving for the cameras how not raycis he is
>>528507056ya my phone can post in seconds that is the desktop captcha I get because user agent shows Linux so thinks I'm a bot
>Hispanic family making fun of Pillsbury Dough Boy because he's WhiteDystopia
>>528506624You can probably get government benefits if your disability makes it so you cant work.
>>528506383Beep boop
>>528506734Sorry anon, wasnt saying you were. Just other anons in general I hear defend them all the time. There bullshit, and abusive.
>>528507119like 50% of Yakima, WA has got to be illegal spics at this point. I could make a fortune just grabbing people at the walmart
>>528507124they thought containing us here would be a good idea and it spectacularly backfired. now they need us to disperse or give up
>>528507119i don't know why u guys don't have this same energy directed at 99% of the gov
>>528507144Checked again.. I really don’t know I’m not a compsci nerd
>>528507171I bet their legal families & friends would start turning them in for the money, kek
>>528507148
That's the trivago guy in the lipo flavanoid ad isn't it
kek
oh yeah
>>528507220you mean the gov that imported all the illegals and was voooted out of power?
>>528507251heh
>>528507258that is so fucking pathetic. holy shit
is she getting a green card for valentines day?
What a cutie
>>528507336She'd never have to wipe again if I was her man.
DAN YOU FUCKING KIKE MORE COMMERCIALS THAN CONTENT THE LAST HOUR
>>528507220until the jewish/aipac plague is rid of in the federal government, nothing will ever change, closest we ever got to something was Jan 6 and you saw what happened there, best I can do rn is have faith in my local government and hope the state doesn't flip
>>528507258I'm so glad I'm alone lol
>>528507336Women don't go to the store on a Saturday looking like that. All these were set up by Dan's producers.
bros I went out for a burger and a drink at a local bar. 1 single short vodka soda and cheese burger was $30. how are poor pipo surviving? Is everyone just running up credit card debt?
>>528507408It's almost unwatchable. Fuckin jews and they advertisements. Reeeee!
>>528507464Name vodka? After tax and before tip?
>>528507408It’s been like this since the livepd days the last hour sucks as and the last 20 minutes are nothing but commercials
>>528507464I had taco bell and a bottle of vodka for 16 dollars and its that high because I like svedka you're just doing it wrong
>>528507464I haven't been to the town pub in 2 years. I eat rice and eggs from my chickens
>>528507506well vodka, after tax, before tip. the shitty drink was $9 alone
>>528507213Yea, its the only things i think of, its so obviously intentional to abuse users, but its soo weird how subtle and sick the abuse is. It really is like dating some psychopath. They want users here, because else they just shut it down, but they also just want people to feel miserable and even ruin their own lives.
buck status?
White officer has fatigue, deservedly at that couple, Black officer says nothing
>>528507564>buck status?Unbroken, for some fucking reasonWe'll just give these retards 20 more warnings before they write them a ticket
>>528507552That's an overpriced burger unless it was waygu or whatever
>>528507464>how are poor pipo surviving?Everytime I go to the grocery store I'm the only asshole who's not paying with EBT. Last week, a light skinned black woman in front of me with her kid were picking up crab legs and precut corn cobs.
>>528507464Any bar here it's $8 to $10 for a domestic beer and food is always $20 minimum for a burger/pub food.Then they always include the taxes on the total price and ask you to tip on that
>>528507558it probably causes us low grade stress and raises our cortisol and inflammation or something. I'm trying to reduce or eliminate screen time more and more tehse days. need to get back out in the physical world and get a homestead going
Daniel.....Fuuuck you!
Happy valentines day faggots
>>528507308>voooted out of powerthe current gov loves H1Bs, retard>>528507424yeah, miss me with that shit...you're a golem for a gov controlled by a foreign power
>>528507636exactly.>>528507619very overpriced. got like a half order of soggy fries too. i guess the competency crisis is hitting local bars?
>>528507674it's the 15th
>>528507674I didn't know you cared
Only 364 days till next valentines day
>>528507674Thanks bro. Hope you all got your ladies flowers. Good night frens.
>>528507645Absolutely. I was trying to watch this show with my mom, and wanted to post here, but then she asked me something and i tried to respond but captchas timed out, it like takes 2x longer to post here and most of it is solving stupid shit puzzles. And if you post too long, no one will read it.
>>528507464stopped drinking and associating with normiesthe only time my rage meter goes up is when normies appear in my space
>>528507815Normies are one of the only decent cohorts left, unless they're Dems. At least they're not illegals or violent felons.
>>528507732surely i'll have a gf by the time that rolls around
>>528507881
>>528507981The Hitch-hiker
>>528507882you got this.
>>528508102you're saying i have to get faggy tattoos? i'd rather not
>>528507628If you honestly see niggers at your grocery store, its time to move. Take the small town/rural pill brother.
>>528508016kek, yeah... used to watch those all the timehad that image saved for years...one of the few times using it...feel proud
>>528508102>she's into star trek
>>528508102>>528508203No one's ever seen a beautiful woman without tattoos and wished that she had some.>>528508284>small town/rural pillYou're going to think I'm crazy but I genuinely love living in a city. I also hate driving and I'm LGBT.>Lets Go By Train
>>528508379>You're going to think I'm crazy but I genuinely love living in a city. I also hate driving and I'm LGBT.Ah I see. Well in that case its totally understandable and you should kill yourself.
