How has he been holding up since having his cheeks divided by us?
>>528690566He’s in a Mexican gang
>>528690566lol he got the shit beat out of him and put on the ground
>>528690566Whats with the increase in moustaches lately? Like since fucken new years..
>>528690566He's turning into a wacko
He got beat up immediately because he is a manlet
>>528690566The Beef is my spirit animal.
>>528690566I remember...
>>528690566but they were negroes. when did coloreds become men?
I’ll never forget when anons found out where his gay little flag was and took it down simply using pure unadulterated autism and geomapping
>>528690566>HI WILL-A NOT DIVIDE-A US
>>528690938YES HAHAHAHA absolute KINO threads back then
>>528690566he's turning into Charles Bronson
>>528690566JUSTDO IT
>>528690566Shia LaBeoufez
>>528690793Have a word, Skippy
>>528690566He had his cheeks divided by jewish producers. That's why he's so insane. He was a rentboy passed around hollywood.
HEEBS WILL NOT DIVIDE US
>>528691112he quite literally is ethnically jewish
>>528690938top kek absolute mad lads
>>528690566>already has grey in his hairHow is this guy aging 3x faster than the rest of us
Did ya’ll hear that his real last name is Epstein?
Remember when he converted to catholicism (an anal sex, race mixing cult as in with Candace Owens) and you iddiots called him based?Can you believe for 2,000 years goyim cattle believed being christian based and redpilled, because jews couldn't say the truth about jesus and the early christians (they were a bunch of queers)
Yesterday you said tomorrow
>>528690566>play semitic games>win fecal prizesmany such cases of thinking you are a jew not having the right pigment.
>>528690938most fun I've had on the internet tbqh senpai
>>528691038kek
>>528690945>t. /pol/ final boss
>>528690566He looks like a peckerwood in prison
>>528691530the good ol days
>>528690938we should do something like that again. idk steal erika kirks panties or something idk
>>528691494Whats the right pigment?
>>528690566I’m ngl, that is an enviable mustache
>>528690566checkedthe glory days
>>528691858you're retarded. woods don't wear tuxedos while they're inside, you dumb ass.
>>528690566He definitely divided his cell
>>528691901sadly modern /pol/ will probably never be able to do something like this again.It all started falling down after /pol/harbour in late 2014
They were provoking him, and he defended himself. its a money grab by the two fags
>>528690566wyatt earp lives!
>>528690566He's Jewish, by the way.
>>528692169more like cry-att Derp
hate him but this is a piece of art https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWZGAExj-es
>>528691938if you can't figure it out by this...
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1r7i3r8/shia_labeouf_gets_beat_up/
>>528692098Nukes, the moon landing, 911, and the titanic were all hoaxes of varying degrees. All done to>scare people into paying taxes/rely on thr government. ZERO evidence they exist>giant money laundering tax scam>Jewish insurance fraud for lucky larry + justify another forever war>sink a ship with the businessmen who opposed the federal reserve
>>528690566/pol/ has turned him into one broken man. Day by day he realizes his life is nothing more than an illusion created by men and women who molest children. Yet he looks into the camera still, saddened by his own position in life knowing his entire industry is filled with Epsteins, all the while knowing that Trump was friends with Epstein. He's basically a cuck, knowing full well that his life depends on pedophiles for his own survival and wealth. He will eventually come to terms and realize nothing he did in his life actually mattered.
>>528690566I had a conversation with him with while back and he seemed to be getting better. I'd have to say they probably deserved it given his progress towards awakening.
>>528692455
>>528690938I want to go back.
>>528690566why doesn't someone just kill this faggot? with how many fights he's gotten into with normies that he has lost, why hasn't anyone beaten the back of his head against the ground to at the very least make him a vegetable?
>>528692455he said the N word to a MAGA Nigga?
>>528691134/win
>>528690566Mardi gras claims another one. Better men than him have whipped out their songs on bourbon Street, had girls vomit all over them, and gotten into drunken fights over bullshit. And it will happen again.
>>528690566what's the difference betwen batter, battery and batteries?
>>528692455HOLLY FUCK ELON MUSK IS ALSO THERE!
>>528693861
Shia feet on my face Shia toes in my nose
>>528690566human apple virus
>>528690566This guy has no reason to act the way he doesAll he has to do is get some financial advisors and chill. He could live hedonistically, even and have lots of sex and play vidya or whatever.
>>528690566DONALD IS NOT DIVIDING USIS NOTDIVIDINGUS
>>528690566>jew growing a mustache like he's a US Marshall in the Western Frontier after the Civil WarShia LeBouf as Wyatt Earp in Tombstone 2: Electric Boogaloo confirmed
>>528690566Nice mustache
HE WILL NUT INSIDE US!
>>528691231The capture the flag days did him in
can beef lead to a battery with a butter?
>>528694400
>>528690938Back when /pol/ wasn't filled to the brim with shitskins and bots.
>>528694569>shitskinsOh please, this has always been the case, but in a good way.
>>528690938peak FULL & HALF pol
>>528690833>turning intoDid they fire up CERN again and teleport me back to 2005?
>>528690566he looks like the backtrace guy.
>>528690566CHRIS IS KING, NIGGA
>>528690793>Whats with the increase in moustaches lately?Australian men wear them and women think they're sexy for that reason.
>>528692098>It all started falling down after /pol/harbour in late 2014HWNDU was 2017 broIt all went to shit>when the internet as a whole got censored in late 2017>when they flooded us with bots in 2018 thru 2019>when they used el paso to cancel "full" in 2019and it went to uber shit following covid in 2022>got a little better in 2025 after the election AND usaid went awaystill plenty of bots and jeetsPlus the mods/jannies have always been libfags
>>528694759It was all fine and dandy when they posted from their own shitholes. Now, they're not quarantined anymore. American flag is all mexicans, Canadian flag is all poos, UK flag is all pakis, etc. The shitskin pinata has exploded over the whole world.
>>528695648/pol/ became a dumping ground for the internet's retards during covid. Everyone who didn’t believe the well poisoning >>528692098 mentioned was called a shill.
>>528690566Sexual assault?
Raise your hand if you own pants like this.
>>528690793Eating pussy is on the rise, and I suspect eating ass too in jewish western dominions…
>>528696679amber lamps cosplay
>>528690566Is he playing a messkin cartel member?
>>528696679he's literally wearing chicks clothes.. why?
>>528697019homosex
>>528690566He looks trans
>>528690938Fucking MAD thread, Kek’s blessings too
>>528690938I still think this is the greatest moment in the history of /pol/, if not 4chan itself.Hard to believe it's been nearly a decade.
>>528690938The good old days.
>>528690566That musty is really working,and by working,I mean,Looks really gay.
Are any of the TDS celebrities not insane?
>>528690566>New OrleansNo shit, it's Mardi Gras. That's just what happens this time of year
>>528691901>steal erika kirks pantiesHahaha, that would be crazy! Who would even want to do such a thing? Its not like those are just lying around, right? Lol
>>528697019He’s playing the role of Shia LaPoof here.
>>528690566cant imagine the kind of shit they did to him when he was litle
This is a good time to post the internet historian's Triggering of Shia series.Get comfy newfags, if you weren't there during this legendary event this is the comfiest primer there is:https://youtu.be/_p4h3jwJob0?si=VR_7ZGH7gkZZHWbp
>>528698417you be surprise how easy they are to get
>>528690566>btfos two faggots who then snitch on a 5ft manlet to the cops, bc they got btfod just that hardwtf, i like him nowalso:he was supposed to be a leftieletfties dont assault peoplelefties are the ones to get assaulted
>>528690566There is video too..Weird how all that money and fame and he can't really fight.
>>528699054But he can at least bail himself out of jail during Mardi Gras which would be hell down there.
>>528690566it was mardi gras and the guys were drunk
>>528698988He was fucking with the wait staff at a local bar. People don’t stand for that. Now he gets to nurse his wounds in central lockup until the judges go back to work after they sleep off their hangovers.
Damn it’s amazing how fast booze and drugs will age you. There are 40 year olds that look 12 and then there’s this asswipe looking like a Victorian butler.
>>528699090Courts are closed until Ash Wednesday.
>>528699121whoever breaks the faggot mouth of his next in seat is basedthus have the patriarchs decreedhes 100% redeemed in my eyeslike a sar
I think he genuinely believes he's the star of The Truman Show irl. Seriously egocentric attention junkie.
and probably actually psychotic
>>528690566This guy has grey hair and a big stache but I still see him as a retarded child
why does he have a Sheriff mustache from a western film
>>528690938This was a godly kino event and perhaps the ultimate achievement of the Internet. The raid on his little cuck shed was beyond top fucking kek
>>528690938/pol/'s finest hourusing geolocation autism to target airstrikes on the syrian moderate child beheaders is also a contender
>>528690566Did he eat them though?
>>528699161iunnohes the one with what ressembles chargesso two fags are more bruised separate, than he was in aggregateits not mutual combatits assaulthe must have at least ruffled them upor he touched kikesmaybe thats the thing:who are the victims?maybe two kikes started it allthen faced the righteous anger of god in the form af a drunken manlet who mopped the floor with emthat would be fucking hilariousand again100% redeemed then
>>528690938I was there..
>>528699228this
>>528699530so was brittani venti for some reason
>>528699759why would you bring her upim incredIbly horny nowesp for her big fat fucking titsfkn hell>inb4reverse one drop rule, fuck you
>>528699759Ok
>>528699186Aw shit, he might have to spend a few nights in there. Ffuuuu
>>528699244>>528699295It's gotta be hard to be famous for being famous and crazy.
>>528700360You have to fuck up pretty hard to get arrested in New Orleans, especially during Mardi Gras to get arrested. He was assaulting patrons and bartenders at a local bar and got what he asked for.
>>528690566were the men niggers by any chance?
>>528702210My understanding is it was a negro/hipster coalition. It wasn’t a mugging, it was a well-deserved beatdown by bar patrons.
>>528700763Apparently it's happened to him on multiple occasions. The New Orleans subreddit threads about this have multiple people bringing up countless issues he's had. Apparently he's been going on a tear, and fighting the locals left and right.
>>528702882That’s hilarious. It’s a small town, and the barfly community is pretty interconnected, so I believe it.
>>528690658Vatos Locos forever, carnal.
>>528690566hey is that jew from transgendors famous child star of even stevenstein and diney move DRY HOLES.That nigga been on my mind.
>>528702882>>528700763Yeah he's gotta be getting bailed out.Maybe he just enjoys fights because a lot of dudes in Nola do this.
>>528694759better than the cum brownie meetup.
>>528690938i won't forget
>>528690566Shia LeBeouf arrested for sexually assaulting 2 men? Damn!
>>528690658>Los Locos kick your ass>Los Locos kick your face>Los Locos kick your balls - into outer space
>>528692455ok but you cannot hold someone down like that, even if he was being a faggotthat's how you get yourself a kidnapping charge for no reason and fuck yourself over
>>528690566$20 says Shia Lebouf troons out in 3 years.
>>528705687So fucking based!
>>528690938Requesting that "Mr. LaBeouf, tear down this wall!" edit of when the cops put up a fence separating the webcam from the street
>>528690658He's a Viltrumite.
>>528690566Imagine trying to eat soup
All he had to do was start up another round of capture the flag with us if he wanted something to do
>>528690566https://youtube.com/shorts/FHV7ghRdTYw
>>528690938He will not divide us was basically fishtank with civillians
>>528690793I've been rocking a stash since Thanksgiving.
>>528690658He got a full stomach tattoo for a movie role and the director cut the scenes. Method.
>>528690566>ass-eater stache3x5 is a total hot head.
>>528706355wtf?thats what it means in gay-lang?so freddie mercury was licking shit and with the same mouth then went on to perform on stage?how fucking unhygienic
>>528690566moustache Pete
>>528705708Not true. It’s the perfect definition of a citizen’s arrest. You saw a crime committed and held the perpetrator for the cops. And I guarantee the NOPD was appreciative. There are so many cops around there, especially now, that it was about 5 seconds until they arrived on scene.
>>5287065073x5 is a reference to the Lars von Trier movie Nymphomaniac where his character formulaicly fucked women the same way every time--3 strokes in the pussy and 5 strokes up the ass until he came.
>>528708394kek>when an autist decides to figure out the whole fucking thing
