think about it
I'm making a 3D video game about this. it's awesome
The joke is you can just stop drinking coffee. It won't hurt you.
>>528874927Yes it will you'll get a headache
>>528874332i hate coffee fags, they create their whole persona around drink
>>528874332the blonde is pretty hot
>>528874332Don't talk to me until I've finished my morning cuppa or I'll glass you
>>528874332These AI comics are some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen. It's never been so easy to immediately discount someone's opinion seeing that.
>>528874332Good coffee doesn't give you an energy high, it makes you shit in explosibe fashion almost instantly so you get paid to paint the toilet brown
>>528875149execute operation 34
>Wake up>Drink a glass of real fresh OJ>Feel much more energetic throughout the day>no anxiety>Go to bed>fall asleep almost immediately. >sleep a solid 7-8 hours uninterrupted >Wake up>RepeatTake the fruit juice pill
>>528875000thisAnd its a real fucker of a headache too
>>528875149this is all women after they getting a dicking (by me)
>>528875744The Chinese killed all our orange trees
>>528874332>think about itI CAN'T OP I'VE HAD TOO MUCH CAFFEINEEEEEE
>>528875744If you're not drinking a cup of coffee in the morning, you're missing on enhancing your brain function for the rest of your day. Just because you have the brain of an addict who can't control himself. Kinda sad.
>>528876039Sometimes paying attention
>>528875149While she's double fisting coffee cups maybe but look at the next panel, a total ffeine zombie
>>528874332I feel like its almost required for most people to function today at desk jobs.All my coworkers drink it and I'm the only one who doesn't and I can barely stay awake through work.Doesn't matter how much I sleep the night before, even if I sleep like 12 hours i'll still feel worn down and be struggling to stay awake my entire shift. I'm tempted to start drinking it but then i'll become dependent on it.
>>528874927If you attempt to cold-turkey out of coffee you're destined for a whopper of a multi-day headache.I lived through it twice.And I came back to it twice.Curse that delicious brown gold!
>>528874332AI slop is worse than coffee though
>>528876225I've tried coffee, the most it gives me is anxiety. Even if I drink more than one cup, my sleep worsens, even if both were in the morning. Tea, both green and black give em a much smoother and sustained energy curve without anxiety. But I keep it for times when I need it and not make it a dependency.
>>528875000And any kind of pain reliever will alleviate it.
>>528875000>burgerbros will do anything except drink a glass of water
>>528876446that's even hotter
>>528876919Our tap water is poison, bottled water varies.
>>528874332>another niggerfaggot trying to dictate how people should live their livesgo back to giving cows human names and pretending they are more just delicious beef to be consumed
>>528876937She needs help anon. java beans, not even once..
I've always hated coffee
>>528876537coffee fucks up your brain in the long term
>>528876477don't, it causes system inflammation and fucks you up your neurological processes over the years
>>528877534I just want a cute undead gf to watch Romero movies with
>>528874332im a coffeenigger forever man im a coffee head. when i die i want my ashes to ran through a coffee maker. yeah im a coffee guy
>>528874332Caffeine prevents a lot of migraines for me. I drank coffee for a while but it started eating away at my stomach so I switched to strong teas. I'll never go back. If the apocalypse comes I will sell slaves for caffeine, sorry.
>>528876225Just drink it at 4 pm to enjoy your time after work
>>528875149I prefer redheaded Nubians.
>>528874332Is the caffeine in the room with you right now?
>>528874332I see people picking up cigarette butts for tobacco,Never seen anybody picking up coffee cups for the dregs.
>>528884816Kim was hot as fuck
>>528874332>ChatGPT, make me a shitpost
>>528874332I can drink 3 cups of coffee and go to sleep I drink just for its tasteIt literally does nothing for me.Frozen caps are fucking deliciousIn short OP detected fun and people enjoying themselves and wants to shut it down like the jew He is
>>528883708The reason you get headaches you stupid nigger is because you go into withdrawal and your body starts shitting itself. You're addicted to a nootropic.
>owwie i get a headache!lol what pussies. good times create weak men
PSA: Take D-Tyrosine and D-Phenylalanine to quit caffeineGo cold turkey on caffeine and start taking 200mg each 4 times a day. After a week, take them 3 times a day. Continue tapering off.Completely eliminates the headaches and brain fog from withdrawal.You're welcome.
>>528874332GOTTA DRINK THIS BITTER MUD SO I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY FOR MY BOSS YOU GUISE
>>528885042What about Nubian Kim Possible cosplayers?
>>528875744Most fruit juices have as much sugar as soda. If you're actually getting OJ unpasteurized straight from oranges, fine, but even then a 12 oz. glass is half your daily sugar intake off the bat.
>>528885484[image]>>528887193>go cold turkey>continue tapering off:3ITT: BREEEEHHHHHHHHH DRUGS MAKE YOU KEEEWWWWEEELLLLL BREEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHretards
>>528887566>le sugar is bad memeJust stay away from refined an processed stuff. Raw honey and fruit(juice) is fine.
>>528887281Not as much
>>528874332I drink strong coffee 1-2 times a week. I used to drink it everyday and it was bad if I missed a day. I’d have debilitating headaches that would leave me bed riddenI’d try to not drink it at all but I work 7 days a week operating a store with a long ass commute and end up caving lol
>>528875744Og isnt real you might aswell sit down and drink a glass of HFC
>>528888046>buy oranges>literally just squeeze hard
>>528875000I've never gotten a headache from caffeine withdrawal.And since having some butter for breakfast, I don't even get the caffeine jitters or cortisol spike, because the butter slows the absorption of caffeine down.
>>528874332I eat a 200mg caffeine pill 3 days a week in the morning. That way I don't develop tolerance. It's like 4 cents a pill so it's cheaper too.
>>5288769193rd world shitskin detected. Half the people I've known carry around a massive water bottle everywhere and overhydrate
>>528887677Go cold turkey on the caffeine and taper off the supplements, ESL faggot.
>>528874884Zombies Ate my Neighbors was done 30 years ago.Kill self.
>>528887952Every nubian should be Kim Possibled.
>>528875000Ok, its temporary.
coffee makes me poopnot in a healthy way but in a i drank too much coffee and i start fartin way
>>528888935AAA FLAT NEGRO TUMMY
>>528889006At least 10% of GDP should be spent on making more Kim Possibles.
>>528886720Gen Z is already too weak to handle alcohol now they are too weak to handle caffine. What a generation of absolute faggots.
>>528874332>the real jew is caffeineNah, it's the blood sugar spikes and insulin rush that for a moment deprives the brain of glucose making the brain become extremely exhausted.People who snack, eat carbs and other shit live and die for coffee (I used to).The worst coffee you can get if you want to have energy for more than 15 minutes is those sugary Starchucks lattés with syrup or sugars.Literally nothing or even tap water is better than that.
>>528889133SEXO
>>528889459
>>528874332Took me 3 months to get over coffee. Thought it would help with my anxiety and make work easier. It did not. Apparently the bullshit about "Coffee makes your anxiety worse" is a lie, because my anxiety was better when I was drinking it.
>>528876477Have you ever considered smoking crack cocaine? It can really help your work performance if energy is an issue.
>>528874927Coffee unironically is a drug, it influences hormones. Behaves different on different people but it's a drug.Not that dangerous though, but you're probably better off without
>>528876225Hurrdurr everyone is the same.Coffee affects people differently, if it gives you a morning boost it likely slows you down later at work, or doing your own thing.Talking shit to nom coffee drinkers is absolutely retarded.I typically have a mug in the morning by the way
>>528874332I remember when I was younger my boomer parents telling me that cola and energy drinks were not necessary. Meanwhile they will never go without coffee and that's the only thing they drink. well they might pour a glass of water to take medication but that's the most.
you could try yerba mate, similar to coffee but doesn't have that energy spike, lasts longer
>>528874332AI MEMESTHE NEW NORM
>>528874332is coffee good for you?
>>528874332Wrong inbred
>>528888889I just looked into that. it's 2D and doesn't have coffee themes
Over the course of my life I've noticed coffee addicts tend to be the most stable. No perfect, but more have careers and functional marriages.
>>528874332Yes it is. Why do you think companies provide free cofee and tea? It is a drug. I stopped drinkig caffeine (tea, coffeee, energy girls, cola) 2 years ago and I feel better than ever. But first 2 months were awful.
>>528874332I quit drinking caffeine and sugary drinks a few weeks ago, I havent really noticed any difference except my anxiety went down.
>>528874332Your AI slop is convincing no one.
>>528874332Anyone that posts slop can't criticize
>>528874332That blonde chick is so hot.
>>528875149Would mate with
>>528874884Sunset Overdrive but coffee?
>>528884816What is this the Netflix adaptation?
>>528874332>the real jew is caffeineNow do Smart phones and netTVHFCSCarbsS O YMusic slop Tobacco/nicotinePoliticsMoney and spending/workingSexxo
>>528874332Why is it that I'm fine with a single cup of coffee, which aids in digestion, a day? Hardly an addiction. If you smoked one cigarette a day you'd be considered nowhere near an addict. Masturbating, too. Once a day in the evening before going to sleep. Not addiction.
>>528874332Is caffeine addiction a jewish plot to enslave the white man?
>>528874332It's hilarious how people get upset when I tell them the coffee grinder is broken so we can't make coffees.
>>528876537I've forgotten on my coffee on camping/hiking trips and haven't had any multi day headaches.
>>528875521Yes, my Argentinian friend, it'll clean you out and you'll never have to worry about constipation letting up at the worst possible time again!
>>528875744I can confirm this. Orange juice is a game changer.
>>528874332>imagine drinking covfefe when tea existssad really.
>>528875833and the only thing that helps is coffee.
>>528874332This is objectively happening with fentanyl. You can go to almost every city with a port in the US and see actual zombies like that in cities that look like that. Wtf is this fanfic about coffee?
>>528884816Very specific but good taste
>is coffee good for you>infantile cartoon>1pbtid
>>528875621 >executes Freedom 35https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJHmssV8wpM
>>528880887as a former crematory technician I strongly encourage you to not let your corpse be burned.there are reasons. nobody is testing ashes for dna. there are plenty of unclaimed communal furnace human remains to put in a box or urn.bodies go places.
