IT'S HAPPENING GET THE FUCK IN HERE
i just shitted on myself
guess we'll get to see if chink/russian air defense is actually completely useless like Trump said. evidence thus far suggests YES IT IS
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>>528910799rolling for dead mutt kino
>>528910869well Russia can't protect their allies in the americas so now let's see if they can defend their allies that are less than 100 miles away
>>528910799Tomorrow early evening actually. Starting with stealth and SOCOM. Missiles by Sunday morning.
>>528910799Cool
>>528910949genius for Trump to wait for Ramadan to attack
>>528910948they can't defend their oil refineries from drones using lawnmower engines bro. what do you think is gonna happen in Iran?
>>528910900The bitch spilled half the tea on the floor, what is this shit?
>>528910799Rolling for dead kikes
>>528911064lots of dead iranians and minimal US lossesand another dead/captured dictator
tolling for total obliteration of tel aviv
>>528911117sounds about right
>>528911038The last planes are in position within 12 hours from now. There's literally no benefit from waiting. The carrier won't do shit.Maybe they are still evacuating non-essential personnel. Maybe.
>>528911213>>528911117Lol, retards.
>>528911175re-tolling
May God punish the Jews both in Israel and abroad.
>>528911175Yeah, all of Netanyahu's electoral enemies. The antagonistic voter base.
>>528911250have sex incel
>>528911220and if the strikes start before the final planes are "officially" in position we catch them off guard
rolling for tkd and iran not cucking out for once
>>528911280Did your 4chan manual tell you to say that to win arguments?
What's going on guys?
>>528911300Well...They've been saying Saturday for 5-6 days now, and the F-22s at Lakenheath are OSINT. So maybe something in the next few hours but probably just tomorrow.
>>528911265re-rolling for u
>>528911351they'll be expecting night strikesso they should do a morning strike
>>528911344THEY ARE FUCKING BOMBING SARAJEVO DOG
>>5289113517:20 AM in Iran.Happening canceled.
>>528911306no i just think you should do it
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>>528911351They’ll start as soon as the Olympics end
>>528910799I like seeing rockets fly but I hate seeing them land on people The missiles are so beautiful but their impact so harmful Why can’t we just send rockets into space, nobody will get hurt this way…
>>528911506they're going to launch the strikes during the olympics as revenge for Munich
>>528910799it is?i just woke upgimme a qrd
Fucking orange kike slave faggot Trump is gonna start WWIII before the second season of Frieren is done airing.I hate this gay ass world so fucking much.Although, the first few episodes of S2 weren't all that great.
>>528911555IRAN HAS LAUNCHED MISSILES
>>528911103>baited.comYou've been done, kikel boy
>>528910799Rolling for the MAD of everyone involved
>>528911573Proof?
Guys, turn on Fox NewsWe just started bombing Vietnam again.Saigon is on fire.The Department of War just issued the following statement: "Basically, at this point, we were like 'fuck it.'"
>>528911560Only the demon peace envoy arc was good, the rest is just okay.
>>528911684PIZZA SHOP ORDERS NEAR THE PENTAGON ARE SPIKING
>>528911684>in b4 source
fingers crossed Berlin gets a stray rocket
>WAR IS HAPPENING FRIDAY NIGHT AFTER THE STOCK MARKETS CLOSE>the time comes>no war in sight
>>528911816turkey would be furious
Posting in historic thread
>>528910799I'm just waiting to watch Abraham Lincoln get rekt Shits goona be litty
>>528911403It's not what they expect it's just harder to operate at night and the US has the advantage.But it depends what "the plan" is.Rumor is Trump is going to limit strike packages and hope Iran chooses to respond proportionally and that escalations can be contained.The reporting is that Trump's plan is to *just* take out a few top leaders, then ask the other leaders "want to make a deal and switch sides?"And then if they say no, take out a few more leaders, and ask again until someone makes a deal (surrenders).I wonder who sitting across from Trump has to pretend this is a good plan while knowing it's bullshit.But frankly, this is just how they're selling it to Trump. I think Israel knows what's really going to happen and they just need Trump to push the start button.
THE RAPTURE IS COMING!! SELL ALL YOUR POSSESSIONS!! oh shit nothing happened. fuck now i'm homeless and too embarrassed to admit I was wrong
Anyone got the crusaderr pic of a Knight Templar and an Aussie digger?>The Holy Land is Australian clay Yes.png
>>528911839The aircraft carrier isn't in place, plus the state of the goynion address. I'm guessing it'll kick off during the next weekend.What I don't get is, why the fuck are the Iranians waiting to get hit? Just scorch Israel to the ground bros.
>>528911979I hope globohomo has good camera angles for their fake and gay American empire sunsetting war
>>528911454Because calling someone an incel on 4chan, like, makes you cool or something?
>>528911446No, I've been saying it's this upcoming evening. Noon to midnight US time, Saturday.
>>528912047they are positioning the other one to bomb the houthis at the same time.
>>528912047iran gains the initiative with each passing day. maybe they're hoping to goad iran into attacking first.
>>528912074>The world's gonna end and I didn't even get my maxcape, and you think that's funny?
>>528912056just have sex incel. you only got angry because you are an incel who needs to have sex
Three MOAB's on the bank, parliament and netty's location should bring about peace
>>528910799Not yet
>>528910799Omg its happening sisters
>>528911506The last Olympic events are just before sunset. I think they might interrupt the closing ceremony with the war though.
>>528911880We are gonna need more rockets TSND
>>528912295remember when Putin delayed the special operation until the beginning of the muddy season so that Xi could have his shitty Olympics in 2022?
>>528912047What Iran is about to do to Israel is really really bad and it's going to kind of be so bad that it will make Iran look bad, so they kind of have to do it as "victims" in legitimate self-defense.This is one of the stragtegies. To do limited strikes to provoke a massive Iranian response that will be painted as monstrously out of proportion, hyped up to excuse more ruthless attacks, possibly Israeli nukes.
>>528910799If it's gonna happen it's gonna happen around 3am Tehran time, so about 19 hours from now.
>>528912386But those Olympics were actually in China and China and Russia are "friends".
>>528912436Nah closer to sun down. It's going to be an all night kind of affair and max dark is the best option.F22s were the last piece of the puzzle and they have tanker support to fly from Lakenheath to Iran directly, and crew rest will be over in about 8 hours.
>>528912453>China and Russia are "friends"lmao. you don't really believe this
>>528912408They're going to fire a bunch of fireworks that cause no damage or casualties over tehran just to fuck with them first
Posting in le epic havbening bread!
>>528912408I'm like 98% certain Iran also has nukes... I hope.
>>528912506thats what Iran would expect. Its happening at 8am sharp
>>528910799A WAR IN IRAN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>528912576Yeah gee maybe there's a reason it was in quotes you illiterate 15 year old fucking idiot sperg
AHHHH ITS STARTING
So Red Skull was right yet again.
is it happening bros? I got a fat bitcoin short open.
>>528910948spoiler, they cant
>>528912583I think it will kick off with a feint that's a "light touch" to try and provoke a disproportionate response. The escalation pattern will be a kind of blame game and they'll get into it for a few days I think before hard decapitation strikes or whatever are called for.That's the rhetoric you're hearing. "limited strike" which makes no sense, but in context you can tell that the US needs to somehow make Iran the villain here for some of the more extreme measures to come.
>>528912506>Nah closer to sun down. It's going to be an all night kind of affair and max dark is the best option.>F-22s were the last piece of the puzzle and they have tanker support to fly from Lakenheath to Iran directly, and crew rest will be over in about 8 hours
>>528912617They have no way to really use nukes in any strategically meaningful way.
Not a single link in this thread btw
>>528912806>I need links to know things online>grok is this true?
HAPPOONING COOMFURMED
>>528912806>believing the propagandistic trash you see on any non-4chan websitelmao what a fucking buffoon
>>528910799Nothing ever happens
>>528912687no need 4 seethe
>>528912844>making fun of people who need sources to confirm the validity of informationyou must be maga
>>5289128854chan is anonymousdo you really think it's not being used by propaganda bots? lol. too stupid to be a leftist, you must be a conservative.
THIS JUST INMAJOR BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE IS DEADnow sports
>>528912844>>528912885Show me proof that something is happening or you're a faggot
>>528913020I am the US airborne marine general of generals of the 82nd regiment and I confirm that this is true
>>528913020My dad works- uh... worked for Epstein and he says it's true
>>528913058That's enough proof for this garden of herbs
>>528913020my source at reuters told me to sell all my stocks today
the cat? what's happening to the cat
>>528911560I liked the episode where they killed the demon priest. But yeah, boring season thus far. Kicks into high gear next week or so /a/ claims
>>528913196Lol noob, should've waited and bought the dip
>>528912408Ever hear of a paper tiger? Iran is not even the paper.
watching and waiting
>>528913228I was this close to calling it /pawg/ - Persian American War General
Trump is being blackmailed by Mossad through Epstein to attack Iran
>>528913603and?rip iran I guess
>>528913410That honestly sounds better. A little attempt at humor.
>>528913671You're trying to get me to sin with that image, you sick fuck.
>>528913376Ahh Merry ole England
Saturn's Day arrives in 3 minutes
why are there so few analyses of what the war could end up like? i want to know if the houthis will join the war. will iran attack the saudis? will saudis send troops into yemen again? the taliban said they are willing to help iran. how likely is this? will the iranian people rise up again? how will this impact the ukraine war?
>>528914700>why are there so few analyses of what the war could end up like?because everyone is just a retard who asks muh AI now, and all AI does is repeat things it has seen online.There's no good analysis of this new conflict for muh AI to have an intelligent regurgitation of.It's a circular problem.This will continue to be the case.
"2 more" status?2 more minutes? days? hours? weeks? months? years?
>>528910799Nothing will happen. Globohomo whorino, the same scum behind Zelensky requested that America bomf Iran or else.So we are over there ready to play around and put on a show. Iran and Israel are busy in background working out a deal after finding some mutual interests and resolve a lot of grievances.CNN are jimmy Kimmel stations are cunts and won’t know any betttr if we drop billions of bombs worth on some empty shack shithole in middle of mountain desert in Iraq and say we killed a trillion sand squirrels, Iran won’t say anything else for why and nobody will have access to prove other wise.The shahs will step down and seed more power to the military and irgc who will take the reins and rule the place. So it looks like mission accomplished USA USA yeah, the libturds will see this and cry MIGA MIGA KIGA ZION DON LOL EPSTEIN.We USA get to bomb away and dispose of billions of old missiles and hardware and keep the economy running till someone gets the new ai economy of the ground. The kabuki theater has another successful performance, everyone clapped, Putin and fsb runs more hilarious troll posts here on 4chan, and I finish enjoying my beer.Blow it out of your ass globohomo cunts.God is good, America ain’t your bitch anymore and there is only one God and His name IS Yahweh.
>>528915302Seconds.
JUST DO IT ALREADY YOU FAGS
Just bomb the shit out of that globalist shit hole.
>>528912047Why would they want to give extra justification to their enemies? They would just be playing into their hands then.
Lookner isn't live so it's not happening
I guess the happening is canceled. Pack it up boys.
Fighting America is like fighting aliens
>>528910799How many times have we been through this?
>>528913648if iran goes israel goes toobecause they know that they're the main ones behind all of this and the us military in the region is just a proxy army for themI don't expect Iran to beat the US but Israel is seriously low on interceptors from the previous war
IT'S HAPPOONING AHHHH
>>528917013GET BACK IN HEREHAPPENING BACK ON
If you would please consult the slide...
