Spent the first few hours leading up to my shift drinking a fifth of wild turkey and then polished off 3 bush lites. I crashed the tines into a 3.2 million dollar crate of electronics costing 3.2 millions USD. The owner was so furious that he threw a pen at my foreman. I belched into my foremans face after he threatened to have me breathalyzed and then got a call after that I had been fired.they said i was luckily I didn’t go to jail…im so fucked bros what do i do
Fucking based
based
She is a tranny psyop
>>529102865First, you need to watch this forklift safety video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck
>>529102865i have a chatgpt proof question. tell me what the martha tab means without the name martha?
>>529102865I drive forklifts daily.You're fucking retarded and lucky you didn't kill someone. They're incredibly dangerous in the wrong hands.
>>529102865remove this job from your resume and put your were a spark or uber driver instead. There is no manager or HR at either of those 2 to say otherwise
>>529102865>drinking a fifth of wild turkey and then polished off 3 bush litesbased I do the same thing, AFTER WORKif you didn't get charged with anythingapply to a temp agency, get some steady income, if you like a place stay, if not move on,if you're not afraid of a shovel, utility companies can get decent pay once you have your license.don't use anyone from that company and never mention that you worked there, temp agencies have low standards and unless you actually got charged / tell people what you did, no one will care/know and you can get income / xp
>>529103081I can boot scoot and boogie while high on a forklift. But, im a professional driver. Been operating motorized mobile equipment for 26 years at the age of 38.
>>529103214>38 years old>still working a replaceable meme jobHoly fucking cringe
i cut my head open pretty badly drunk driving a forklift at my last jobbizzare they never fired me for it
>>529102865You're lucky you didn't end up on my OR table.
>>529102865There’s only one thing you can dohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WS-tXEIgWBY
>>529102865pray to god and immediately ask for help
>>529103214Still a bad idea.
>>529102865 A simgle crate worth 3.2 million? What did it contain?
>>529102865If I ever win the lottery I will do something very similar to this
>>529103156>>529103149>>529103081Gay wagie goyim. Kys
>But, im a professional driverThis is what people in this thread are missing. You'll be behind the wheel again in no time bud!
>>529102865You should try clocking in tomorrow.
You could do that every day for 10,000 years and it still wouldn't be as much damage or wasted resources as what have been spent on worthless niggers.Even so, you sound like a nigger.
You're all retards.He said there was a crate with 3.2 mil in it and all you can talk about is muh jerbs muh employment. The jews are right about the goyim
>>529102865>3.2 million dollar crate of electronics costing 3.2 millions USD
>>529103506Niggers are superior to you
>>529102865it's all insured. Who cares. Dont feel bad.
>>529102865Perhaps ULINE has something that can work
>>529103337Audiophile Monster Cables.
>>529103568How so? I'm made in the image of God.
>>529103511the crates gone Bergenstein anon asked what he can do, and thats move on, like the owner of the crate that is now destroyed>but it was worth 3.2m!!!!its worth nothing now.its destroyed.
>>529103779>>529103763>>529103706Kys
>>529103214Nigga I can drive on acid but you don't see me wrecking millions of dollars of shit
>>529102865Oh my God I did that once, it was so crazy.
>>529102951Found the faggot
>>529102985RICK ROLLED
>>529103986Found the half blood nigger obsessed weeb. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOURSELF
>>529103337DDR5 memory
>>529103081If a forklift so much as barely brushes against your skin you'll be blown apart at a subatomic level. They're SUPER dangerous. More dangerous than nuclear bombs.
>>529102865>no employees protectionimagine you are ok with such treatment from another man just because he is your managergoycattle I swear
>>529102865You can't be under the influence while operating somebody else's very expensive equipment, anon. You need the AA. If you could control your drinking you wouldn't be polishing off liquor before operating heavy equipment. I could have used you to move a catch basin you selfish bastard. It's too bad the gc isn't in charge of freight on this one. I miss the boom forklift.
>>529103081The fuck it's like a golf cart. I hopped in one and mastered it in 2 minutes with zero instruction. It's designed so women of colour can operate it.
>>529102865fake and gaypost this garbage on /b/ you try hard loser, or kys either one works
Who even drinks alcohol anymore. This isn't the great depression. Get your substance abuse problem under control before you further ruin your life. People grow out of alcohol by the time their 23.
>>529104517>masteredCome back to me when you can load a freight truck with two double stacked pallets at a time in a half hour.
>>529102865You suck i drove forklifts at age 16 working for a bug boat yard move boats around while being high off my ass.
>>529102865>shift drinking a fifth of wild turkey and then polished off 3 bush lites.loser
>>529104517Oh and no lifgate, just the shitty metal poser you gotta drop in there with the lift.
>>529104717At lest no beer before likur, never been sikerYou kept that rule pretty well.
>>529102865Isn't it weird how the crate was worth exactly as much as its contents? How are you going to pay the $6.4M back?
>>529102985Old video, nowadays every one of those workers would all be browns and......do the exact same accidental shit but MUCH more often kek
>>529103282Why, are you a pervert who does bonus bottom surgery?
>>529104848Drinking on the clock isn't something operators should ever do. Hell even smoking pot is going to make things difficult to learn which is a huge problem, even if you have tons of experience. The kind of mistakes you'll make are ridiculous. Don't you want to be proud of your work?
>>529104653if you can look up the footage of Ukrainians loading plutonium in the 90s into massive military cargo planes, in icey as fuck conditions with bald ass tires on an old soviet forklift. Wasn't even there but saw a news video. Nearly pissed my self cringing so hard. If you can, I think some smart ass got a clip of the very thing I'm talking about and added the jack ass theme for shits and giggles. fucking brilliant
>>529102865>what do i do
>>529105011I was being sarcastic. I don't drink alcohol.
>>529102865Sounds like it was deserved you drunkie faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck
>>529105061Oh sorry, it was more of a comment for general consumption.>the thread before>the thread after the changing
>>529102865>I busted a box of stuff while drunk at the wheelHold my beer...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boUEQbKuoQA
>>529102985I didnt know forklift driving was so dangerous.take no op.im glad you were fired
You should be charged criminally and spend minimum, and I do mean minimum ten years of hard jail and labor to pay it back.Filthy subhuman.
>>529102865I wish I was a forklift operator, married to a forklift operator's wife.
>>529102865Anon, damages and reputation loss aside, thats not a healthy way to go about life. Do better.
>>529102865
>>529103081>Believing the OPNgmi
>>529102865incredibly based nice win champ.
>>529102865good on you anon this is the way
>>529102951
>this morning at my warehouse job>phone rings>I'm the only one in the office>fuck it, I'll answer. I'm curious>"Hello, [my company's name]">Hello saar, my name is [something], I am calling from India->I immediately hang up reflexively
>>529102865Crippling alcoholism is not fun. My culture is not your costume.
>>529102865Uncle Ted would be proud
>>529103081>sir! sir! He's drunk off his ass and cruising right toward us at a rate thar makes senior citizens look fast! What do you do?????
>>529102865drive the forklift into his car
>>529102951wife
>>529103081>They're incredibly dangerous in the wrong hands.This. I saw a mfrs arm snap in half like a fucking twig on the dock. I've been on the 4chins since 04 and thought I had seen some nasty gore over the years, but seeing it in Minecraft is fucking terrifying
>>529103337Apple products
>>529102865i ran over a can of spraypaint at closing in big box store while drivin the forklift.there's sure a lot of paint in one of those cans...
>>529102865Super based now invite boss to a bbq and get super wasted while naked in the hot tub
Assuming this story isnt fake, you probably will still go to jail for DWI/OWI. They will probably want a record of you being drunk at work and being arrested for it will probably be what they're looking for. They will probably try to sue you.
>>5291033375000 lbs of pussy and ass
>>529102865>what do i dojust get another forklift job:
Another proof why Indian men are better employee
>>529103337gay rgb ddr5 ram sticks
>>529110845based pdx poster
>>529102951I cannot stop gooning to girl. Like seven times over the last couple of days. I'm literally beating my dick raw and I still can't get enough of her.
>>529104653Or pick up a dime with the forks... i was a wagie forklift operator and worked plenty of shifts still tore up from the night before. Warehouse workers are drunk or high 90% of the time anyway.
>>529102865>go back tomorrow>a liter and a 6 pack deep>wearing a dress and makeup>come out as trans>threaten to sue>enjoy your promotion to managementthis is political jannies
>>529103149Dude this is such a fucking good idea you don't even really realize it. You're a fucking genius man. Deny deny deny that you were ever at that job. Make them have to drag you into court and then plead the fifth.
>>529106896What a nice and obedient goy.
>>529102865I quit working for a shitty ass tire company in similar fashion. It was like 114 outside, the shop niggers didnt restock water and wouldnt let me go to the gas station and.buy waters so i just cracked a couple tall cans right in front of the managers and in front of the windows customers look into the shop from. Hahaha I didnt wreck anything but that was such a nigger job anyway. It was funny as fuck.
>>529102865>I crashed the tines into a 3.2 million dollar crate of electronics costing 3.2 millions USDFound the RAM storage warehouse
>>529112142>the shop niggers didnt restock water and wouldnt let me go to the gas station and.buy watersGet a grip, you lazy millennial. Slurp some water out of the toilet bowl and get back to work, goy.
>>529102865> mThe owner was so furious that he threw a pen at my foreman. I belched into my foremans face after he threatened to have me breathalyzed just once I want to be there when something this based happens
>>529112537Id rather drink a beer and then beat your black abo ass with a tire tool faggot kike.
Last week my zoomer coworker was loading pallet on car and trashed it's taillights, got frustrated and jumped out of running forklift. Getting certificates for this job should be way harder, like if you can't drive forklift on 2 wheels balancing it then fuck off.
>>529103688If you make a large enough purchase with ULINE, you can get free shit
>>529112890>tire tool
>>529112890wait, the tire tool was so egregious i missed the abo part. mate the fuck are you doing overseas
>>529102865Damn, now that is impressive. Don't do anything its on the foreman not you that is why you didn't get a pen thrown out you.
>>529103337Platinum dildos
>>529104653Easily done. Forklift is satisfying when you're good at it. But fuck me it attracts the scum of humanity.
When I worked in liquor distribution I would sometimes intentionally knock over and smash something on a pallet so it would become "breakage", take the busted product and start emptying them out in the sink while seeing how much I could drink before I was done
>>529110824They probably value nobody knowing they let alcoholics drive their forklifts over the $14.88 anon has to his name.
>>529109803>ID:enVyyLol those fucking jeets man
>>529103337Ram and hard drives.
>>529110909>Indian>men Lol no
>>529113322Based
>>529102865Sounds like you need a drink
>>529103003>martha
workaholism
>>529102865Find a new job and stop drinking on the job, go to church or AA
Imagine having to do stuff for money like some kind of daft cave lacky. I’m billy bollocks naked, it’s 06:45 GMT - I just rage quit bannerlord over the AI cheating at everything. It shoots through shields at will, changes speeds on the campaign map to stop you catching its retards and pisses me off with it. Cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat at fucking EVERYTHING that can be cheated at. Piss nigger shartypants. It has really upset me. I’ll go to bed about 2 in the afternoon. I’ll put the game back on in half an hour when i calm down. But for now I’m pulling the plug. Haha. Fucking electric junky cheat weasel lets see you live without your plug in my socket (wallsocket, its not sexual), parasite. Well, what are you lot fucking looking at. Don’t you have to go out, you’ll need to get ready to go out and do work, doofuses? You can’t think for yourself you need guidance. Here let me help, HURRY UP AND GET IT DONE, JOEY.I have a box of chocolate eclairs to eat. And a cup of herbal tea to make. To calm me down. AI is fucked in the head. It’s already a wrong’un and its not even grown up yet. This bodes ill for everyone.
>>529111386this would unironically workop see^^>>529102865
>>529102865Get a group and get help retard
>>529114136wow this post is grim
>>529114805>>529105189>>529104717>>529104580fuck you. You have no idea what my personal life is like. You can get absolutely fucked.
>>529102865lolBadasshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnLkaf4rYC0
>>529102865get rehired and do it again
Should have joined a union. We had a guy high on meth crash his lift into a machine that cost us $3 million all in and he got to go to rehab and keep his job.
How the fuck your personal fuck up is political?
>>529102865>I belched into my foremans face after he threatened to have me breathalyzed and then got a call after that I had been fired.kino
>>529102865you're not fucked the only reason they didn't breathalyze you is because if you were obviously drunk at the time the company could lose their insurance money. the fact of the matter is that if you were hammered and the foreman gave you the keys the foreman fucked up. They will make it go away in order to protect their profits. they still hate you, but they called their lawyer and decided not to inform the insurance company that you were drinking on the job, because it makes them look bad especially if u had a history of it
>>529103273they were probably afraid you'd sue them lol
My strong recommendation would blame a change in medication or perhaps concussion. Deny drinking anything, don't say you just had like 2 beers because drunk people always try that.Another option of course would be to blame the forklift, ask when it was last serviced etc
>>529104517The heavy back swings around due to the back wheel steer and fucking reks people
>>529102865The price of being based is death!!!
>>529115617Shalom.
>>529115681gotta play the game, they never said thanks for all the other days when he didn't turn up drunk
>>529102865That's the level of 4chan, and most of the internet nowadays.It were nerds and IT geeks 20 years ago.Now it is jeets, NEETs and fucking lowest of low scum drunkards and retards.Free Internet for all was as big mistake as democracy where you idiots have voting rights.
>>529102865Based retardmaxxer.
>>529102865You're a retard. Stop drinking.
>>529102865>im so fucked bros what do i dojoin the navy
>>529103337Not even joking, that's about what a pallet of cigarettes are worth here. I accidentally delivered the wrong pallet to the wrong address once but luckily for me the only reason I got confused was because the same customer owned both locations. Was shitting bricks for a minute.
>>529102865oh nice, an angry wagie thread
>>529102865You know what you need to do...(Steal that crate, preferably with a forklift, sell the 3.2 million dollars worth of stuff inside and retire)
>>529102865Sounds kinda based. You oughtta get the hell outta dodge before they getta warrant for your arrest. Move to another state.
>>529103259Hey well not everyone’s got what it takes to be in gay porn like you buddy boy. So we take what we can get.
>>529103259what do you work with? inb4 neuro surgery
>>529102865Absolute mad lad. You should go back tomorrow and act like nothing happened.Plz deliver OP.
>>529114136Economy is completely broken as it is now anyway, guarantee, you're missing out on absolutely NOTHING by working currently. When you go to work, you become responsible for lots of laws and policies which if you fail to follow correctly or shirk result in your termination; btw it also does not pay anywhere near what it costs to live an adult life, when you work, you are treated like a child whilst the bosses act like parents trying to wrangle a pile of retards into doing their bidding, holy fuck it's gay. I can't believe I will have to go back to work one day, it's going to be the fucking end of me when I have to go back to working with all the other retards again, and I will be there, drunk as fuck to cope with it once more because it's depressing.
>>529102865drunk forkies drive too fast
>>529102865im the author of my own misfortune what do i do chat
>>529103337Dollar bills
>>529110909The problem is that indians drive this way when sober.
>>529102865this you?
Maybe put another company in its place, but in the trades you just put your buddies number down as the foreman of the last job if you fucked something up or quit.
Most forklift drivers are drunk perpetually but they're much better about being functional about it and not looking like a retarded alkie.
>>529121545that is one hell of an insurance claim
>>529102865Haha retard, I used to do a shit ton of ecstasy on the weekends and show up to work Monday for my forklift job with no sleep all weekend and drained from gooning. One day I was even borderline passing out while moving pallets around. Still didn't wreck anything and never got fired. Alcohol jew is Satan. Do meth like a real man.
>>529102865I got fired a month ago just for smelling like booze. Didn't have a single test.
>>529102865This is obviously fake
>>529115141How is your drunken mishap political?
>>529102951Looking very demonic in this one
>>529104517Millions of chinks have died to forklift misuseIt's one of the highest instances of workplace death out there
Okay, before you judge me, hear me out.I’m a long-time supporter of Pan Piano. And when I say “supporter,” I mean I’ve funneled approximately $14,382.68 into her YouTube, Patreon, and other completely innocent and definitely not parasocial platforms over the last two years. That’s right. Fourteen. Thousand. Dollars. I could’ve bought a car. Or therapy. Instead, I invested in true art. In culture. In her.Pan isn’t just a cosplaying pianist in tight outfits to me—she’s the one. The only woman who’s ever looked at me (through the camera lens) and made me feel like I wasn’t just an ambulatory meatbag subsisting on Monster and shame.Anyway, I think she might love me back. She always plays my favorite anime openings. Every time she posts a new video, I get this vibe like she’s winking at me specifically. I mean, who else would she be playing the 8-bit version of “Gurenge” in a bunny outfit for? Some randoms? Please. I’m literally Mr. $14k.I’ve never asked a girl out before. Ever. My romantic experience is limited to one time in high school when I said “excuse me” to a girl in the hallway and she responded by sprinting away like I had a crossbow. But this feels different. This is destiny.I need advice. How do I actually pull this off? Is it creepy to send her a letter with my return address and a poem I wrote about her hands? Do women like that? Should I wear my best Naruto hoodie to impress her or is that trying too hard?Please, serious replies only. I’m trying to manifest true love here, not get deported.
>>529106896I like 5 and 6 the most
>>529102865You are a nigger.
>>529102865based
>>529121545>whole warehouse made from temu shelveswagie goy its your fault!!!
>>529103337black lives
>>529102865Extremely based.What electronics were they?
>>529102865I almost got hit by a drunk on a forklift. He ran into a warehouse shelf and collapsed it after I dove out of the way. He wasn't even going fast, but drove erratically
>>529103337>A single crate worth 3.2 million?3.2 million Zimbabwe dollars.>What did it contain?Every Black Invention Ever.
>>529102985This is informative, thank you anon.
>>529102865Legendary exit. Work fucking sucks asshole. They literally just push a button and print paper that keeps you a slave. Wow what a thing. Your not fucked buddy your just starting to become a little more whole. As for what comes next dont let it consume you just take it one day at a time.
I remember back when I was little before I worked at a bank, I used to work in the lumber yard at home depot and the older guys would race the forklifts around the yard, but then somehow they got in trouble for it and blamed me. I ended up taking the fall and was moved to garden center. Those assholes
>>529102985For it's time - brilliant.Germans had humour - who knew?
>>529126621So that is what drives a man to enslave his neighbor.
