It's a psyop niggers, don't be fooled. It's a way to give the Iranians a little more time to settle on some kind of a deal. It's a way to make you focus on a salacious aspect of the story, ie the poo, rather than the grander implication that it puts off a start to opperations by say 48-72hrs. You are being deceived by this story, it's entirely manufactured.
>>529139406>picrelis that really the bathroom on the ford or do we have bases in india i wasnt aware of
>>529139515
>>529139406Do the spray paint "us navy" on toilet stall partitions with luminescent paint? Are they worried inbetween shits the sailors will forget where they are?
>>529139515It looks like portacabin on a building site I worked on that refused to employ Poles.
>>529139406>It's a psyopwe know.the jeets that are cooking it up literally cannot stop thinking about shit.
>>529139785Saar, the loo was pooed in, as you asked.
>>529139406So let me get this straight: we're now using AI fake and gay in order to get attention for news articles and social media posts?
>>529139406Yeah obviously it's just third world engagement farmers trying to get you to click on their account for ad revenue thays basically all pol is now
>>529139406>You are being deceived by this story, it's entirely manufactured.If they were going to give us a purposely manufactured story to purposely deceive us, of the millions of options I doubt the one they would go with is that our newest and greatest aircraft carrier is overflowing with shit. No way Trump would put his stamp of approval on that idea
>>529139666>fakeThat's an indian drinks vendor in Mumbai, not the US carrier.
>>529139817God dammit, I’m sick and tired of these fucking dod contractors cutting every fucking corner after they win the bid and proceed to cheapskate the fuck out of us.We need some tall high story buildings with windows.
>>529139515no>>529139589fake news, also not the ford. idiot putin dick suckerfrom 2021https://www.tiktok.com/@keirstin1412/video/6987050024202964229
>>529139406Cry more poopy
>>529139758fake2021https://www.tiktok.com/@vaultedsalt/video/6956934810472353026
>>529139406Why would they need to psyop me on this? Am I going to start a riot if I think the war with Iran is being unnecessarily delayed? No one is in favor of this war at all except boomers and Iranian expats, what difference does it make if it starts now or three days from now?
>>529140046If I were going to invent a bullshit story I would make it be something my enemies wanted to believe so they'd gobble it down.
>>529139742lol
>>529140225Serbs turned into pajeet engagement farmers
>>529139742Go back to your Uber eats delivery abdul
>>529140046>I doubt the one they would go with is that our newest and greatest aircraft carrier is overflowing with shitsee>>529139785and think better.
>>529140272I'm not sure making the US Armed Forces look laughably incompetent is better than the risk of Trump looking like he's bluffing again
Kacaps doing damage control
>>529139406it's 100% old footage, and is passed around and gloated on by literal niggers who shovel feed this bullshit into their mouths, chew it up, and swallow it like the dumb fucking pakistani niggers they are.
>>529139406Asked my dad who served on a carrier in the 80s and 90s. He said this was a pretty regular occurrence.
This is just camouflage for the spec ops team of Indian divers they released underwater within a cloud of sewage
>>529139406what so unbelievable about that?>they order a new carrier>they cut corners>they implement a shitty plumbing system into the ship to cut more costs>actually it costs more because they have to chemical flush the system like every other day which costs like half a million dollars everytime>they dont really give a shit about the crew of the ship since they are just worthless goyim anyway>US navy had all kinds of other competence problems in recent years from ship collision to accidentally having F/A18s fall overboard etc.
>>529140607That doesn't mean it's happening right now. It's a low-effort hoax meant to fool stupid people
>>529140556> rent-free
>>529140556>40 gorillion a month>preparing to give the golem nukesEverything in that headline is a cope
>>529140683> meant to fool stupid peopleFool into what, exactly?US military incompetence is what everyone believes by default anyways, so what difference does it make?
>>529139976they always used "representative" imagery when they didn't have the real thing.
>>529139976Yes nigger, and poop-a-matronics.
>>529140754>>529140825>fool into what, exactly?to give you a little neuron stimulation, stupid little boy, you're going to die for putin, that's funny
>>529140496You’d have to be a fool to think the most powerful Naval force in the history of the World is incompetent or anything to laugh at. The sight of the US Navy comin for you probably puts fear in the heart of everyone out on that Ocean doing things they shouldn’t be
>>529139700Good video, but does not show any flooding... debunked
>>529139515kekit's the indian quarters of the ship
>>529139406Shut the fuck up you jew loving street shitter.So tired of it. I dont like muzzies either but atleast they dont act like fucking bitches nonstop. They just have short tempers.Jews and jeets on the otherhand? Absolutely insufferable.
>>529140968Yeah, up until I learn that their ships are overflowing with their own feces. Therein being my point.
>>529140968>sight of the US Navy comin
>>529140656>shitty plumbingThat comes later
>>529140968>the most powerful Naval force in the history of the World is incompetentit is, when they started recruiting more niggers and woman.now with this news even less competent people will sign up for the US Navy because who the fuck wants to be stuck on a poopcruise?
>>529141069They’d still light your ass up like a hot tamale Pedro
>>529141051What a waste of pussy. You could have asked to slide you her number.
>>529139406Of course it’s a bullshit story. We rarely get to see footage from on those vessels, and I saw shorts of the bathrooms flooding immediately.It’s all poker bluffing shit
>>529139406>US NAVYJust in case you forgot you're aboard on the biggest boat ever built
>>529139406If the toilet's broken, why wouldn't they just shit off the side like almost all sea vessels of the past?
when you search for sources, it leads to random russian blog sites and others to indian tv, and even the indians dont show any of the flooding. debunked
>>529141122>some random political marketing bitch is gonna fuck you if you simp Is this the new democratic election platform? Lmfao
>>529141078They will henceforth be called The Sharts of Hormuz.
>>529141132it's obviously some old ship in a dock for tourists.
>>529141196Get your ass back to plumbing school, polack
>>529140323>Serbssitting on the russian bottle since 1999 has finally gone to their head
>>529141165>If the toilet's broken, why wouldn't they just shit off the side like almost all sea vessels of the past?US sailors would give sharks and other marine wildlife AIDS or something
That’ll teach them to be paid and have bodily functions, criminals, they think this plantation isn’t communist Germany
test
>>529141078this is an indian ship.... you're stupid
>>529141202fixed
>>529141090I wish they would allow me to serve, I’d do it for free so long as I was never the guy on the receiving end of a metaphorical knife in his back, if everyone does their job and does it correctly I think the last person who should be catching any sort of shit is the guy who just wants to make sure his fellow sailors have clean restroom facilities.
>>529140825good, you can underestimate the US military while it's battle of Khasham'ing your asses and putin has to give the survivors medals.
>>529141273what, olympics is over, norway no longer relevent on the world stage, lmao
>>529140683explain the strategical advantage of this being a hoax.otherwise kys
>>529141649Why bother, you're too dumb to understand it. The US military always fights overwhelming odds and numerically superior enemies who underestimate us, and we always win.
>>529141122The simp mind will support jews for a piece of musty minge.What a fucking joke.
>>529141562>poland>olympics>zero gold medalsD:
>>529141734yeah, afghanistan and iraq and vietnam were all great wins. take your meds, idiot.
>>529139406just how many auxiliary jeets have we recruited into our army?
Dear retards,This whole "muh shitter sabotage" story is made the fuck up. What is NOT made up is that there is a huge issue with the shitter system and Navy retards in general flushing dumb things down the shitters. For whatever reason, it's a big vacuum actuated system like on a plane. The pipes are also retarded small diameter for whatever reason (weight, volume, who knows). They first installed this shitter system on the Nimitz Class Bush. Spoiler alert, it clogged all the time because Navy tards were flushing stupid shit. It was huge fucking deal on the Ford Class that was going to potentially require them to rework the entire plumbing system, and most of the boat along with it. To not set it back years and billions more dollars, they decided to flush that shit with sulfuric acid when it happens. They cannot do this at sea. That's why they are in Greece. As soon as the shitter is flushed, they will be back underway. This is in no way some retarded attempt at sabotage, there really are just retards in the Navy. The shitter clogging all the time has been a known issue for almost a decade, and IN NO WAY WILL THIS STOP THE CARRIER DEPLOYMENT FOR ANY MEANINGFUL AMOUNT OF TIME. Why this is being pushed is beyond me.https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/navy-ships/a31929628/uss-ford-toilet/
>>529142177this is ok, now check on the other nato countries and especially the one who owns greenland
>>529142228when russia fought in afghanistan, the ussr collapsed.usa fought in vietnam, iraq, afghanistan, no collapse, also usa eliminated bin laden and isis
>>529139406Is this some kind of meme? There's nothing on the news about US carriers having any problems. Gerald Ford just arrived in Greece and is ready to strike the shitskins.
>>529142415yes, it's russia propaganda, russia is weak
>>529139406I was in the navy poop overflow happens. I'm sure it's cleaned up and the smell is mostly gone by now.
>>529139589Imagine thats your job. You went to enlist one day because all your bros left the small town for bigger and better things. No more keggers. The navy recruitment office had glamorous and adventurous posters. So you enlisted, and now youre poop deck co-captain for 5 years and quitting means jail
>>529142384Russia actually wanted to eliminate the Mujahideen, while we sort of used the Taliban as a cover to start setting up for WW3 and eventual forward aggression towards China. That's when we sort of wanted US control in the whole region, with the Saudis just being at the top of the sandnigger heap. But that didn't work out so well when we tried in Somali, Syria, and Libya so we sort of gave up on trying in Afghanistan after a while.
>>529139406I'm telling you this is all a ploy to bring back the H1B visas and hire Indian seamen.
>>529142587Don't have to imagine it. It sucked.
>>529142587Captain of the head is still a Captain. That’s a prestigious rank, even if you’re only in charge of the latrine
>>529140683What I'm saying is that it's a nothing burger meant to be a media rage bait tactic for libs to pretend to give a shit about muh troops. This is a normal occurrence.
>>529142415Seems to be. There a million threads and even some bullshit news articles saying that this is some deliberate sabotage. In reality, this has been a known issue with the Ford Class and later Nimitz Class shitters for years. Congress even was bitching to the Navy about the shitter problems. It was a huge deal, and will now be again thanks to recent events lmao. It's why they do this acid flush because it's basically the only way to get it unclogged and reworking the shitters would have cost billions of dollars. I bet there will be Congressional hearings grilling whoever Huntington Ingalls subcontracted the shitters. EVEN IF IT WAS THEY JUST HAVE TO UNCLOG THE SHITTER WITH SULFURIC ACID AND THAT'S WHY THEY ARE DOCKING IN GREECE
>>529142838https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2017/07/21/no-urinals-on-the-new-navy-aircraft-carrier/
>>529139406I was told by confidential sources that if you throw yeast (that thing you use to make dough rise) into the shitter, it will make da poo rise too. Old east europe no indor plumbing mythology.
Fed damage control thread
>>529142587this is not a restroom, and this leak could be a clogged condensate drain line
>>529142817It's a good one too because you actually have to dig or happen to know offhand that there has been literal Congressional hearings about the Ford Class shitter situation for years. It doesn't help that it's our flagship boat and it's obviously on its way to attack Iran, but this sabotage thing is retarded. They didn't cripple the boat by clogging the shitters, they just added a couple days of port time. It's not sailing back to the US to fix the shitters
>>529140272You are an asshurt damage controlling fed
Just saw them trying to claim that this is old footage.
>>529143062The shit doesn't necessarily stay in the head. It sloshes around in the berthing.
this is actually a reverse psyop, they're making it and making it look faked on purpose to spur anti-Iran outrage
>>529139406>pooleaf is poofessional knowera little too convenient if you ask me
>>529139406It’s unfortunately the opposite. They sant a what with Iran so they need to make the news be about Iran 24/7.
>>529143014This has nothing to do with trannies and everything to do with making space more efficient inside the ship. And apparently dudes pissing on the floor.>Since there are men and women on the boat now sharing spaces, we should just have all shitters instead of urinals for convenience and efficiency >No mention of trannies, gender identity or the issues with the known shitter system mentioned in the article
>>529139406war is gay sex in the bunkers and cleaning shit off the walls, ceiling, and floors
>>5291431752021... not current year, what are you fucking stupid or what
>>529139406you can very clearly see where the seawater comes through the porthole you fucking moronno wonder you retards lost in your damn sport
>>529143175It could be. It happens all the time on the boats that have it.
>>529139406I would renamed it to USS-Canada.Get it ? Since Canada is full of poo's.
>>529140225so the whole thing is fakelike anyone who frequents /pol/ could have told you this (and gotten 1000000000000000 nonsensical angry replies from brown posters and bots, especially if their post was one of the first few in the thread) that when you see these forced stories and articles spring up, especially in a number that looks like obvious spam, it's a fake story. not to mention all the AI slop (like OP's pic).
>>529143328Who mentioned trannies? Women shouldn't be on ships anyway.
>>529143436this is 4chan, don't trust, but verify first
>>529139406The Ford has had sewage issues for awhile now, they never fixed the problem.Choosing to bitch about it now is the result of a narrative being pushed, so OP technically is not wrong.
>>529143436Lol, a different shitter on a different carrier overflowed years ago and they drudged up the footage.
>>529143547They really shouldn't.
Either way I hope it is true. I loathe the US military with a passion. It is nothing but a plaything for the Jews anyway.
>>529143354>lost in your damn sportOUR SPORT IS CURLING ASSHOLE
>>529139695>Are they worried inbetween shits the sailors will forget where they are?With some enlisted you do have to.
>>529139406I really don't care about why as long as we don't do something stupid and start a war with Iran. Thank God for anything that delays such a idiotic choice.
>>529143669>OUR SPORT IS CURLINGIt was ice hockey last week, wtf happened since then?
>>529139406Vishnu have mercy
>>529139406>US Navy written on the headlol what
meanwhile ACTUAL story
>>529143884We paid $6 million NZD, we're in the process to sue the UK for more than that because the Navy Captain they trained wasn't. It's pretty damn funny.
>>529143685Funny you guys don’t know how ships work, go live below deck for awhile I’m sure it’s different now with electric light and more windows. But supposedly some pirates wore eye patches in case they ever ended up in combat below deck they’d be able to see better, giving them a tactical advantage. Historically below deck on a ship wasn’t a very easy place to see, I’d assume that’s part of the reason for glow in the dark paint
>>529142228We didn't lose any of those conflicts you dumb nigger
USS Gerald Fart has been LogMOGGED and ClogMAXXED by private Andy Sixx. Navycels are coping by sliding logs while waiting for USS Big Plop to rescue them.
>>529143884I remember this headline
>>529139406>the poopoocaca isn't real!!!kek what's the point of this thread nigga, we know america is thirdy status already.
>>529144219Rambo went back and sorted them out.
>>529144312>thirdy statusyes hows your ELECTIONS going, idiot
>>529142775The absolute state of israeli loyalists
>>529144407time to flee back to lebanon mohammad
>>529144369what a weird flag to chimp out about my postare you ok chairforce fatty? did you do a booboo?
>>529144312I think the might of the United States Navy is one of the most evident things displaying that we are light years ahead of the third world. So maybe that’s the point of the thread. Someone wants to make the strongest most competent Naval force in the history of the World seem like it’s not.
>>529144511Impressive.
>>529144493in poland we bully troons to suicide, watch yourself faggot
>>529139589Those arent even US Navy fatigues you fucking retard lmao
>>529139406>>529139589this is just a ship after you leave a pack of indians in it for a day
>>529144607>>529142328Good point
>>529139856>>529139898What's with this buck broken serbjeet posting aislop?
>>529144511I'm not a betting man but i'd borrow against my net value and bet on China instead lmao.>>529144621gay ass wolyn survivor stockholm syndrome sissy ass airbase pirogi nigga
>>529143767It really has never been hockey, the national sport is curling, I swear
>>529145002kek, stupid nigger exposed
>>529145255??you think i'm hiding even at all? LMAO debilowczyzyk nigga
>>529145002If Chinas ships are built anything like the trash products they’re sending over to America I think they’d be in for a very rude awakening. Probably a good thing they’ve got such tiny yellow dicks, because I’ll tell you what I don’t think the ceiling of a Chinese ship could hold even just the weight of just the balls of an American Naval crew.
>>529145992since when did quality triumph over quantity? did you forget WW2?It was cheap dogshit built fast that won the war lmao.Clearly impossible today.
>>529146156Who won world war 2? Think America cant turn the switch on and be shitting out top of the line, state of the art military equipment like it’s war time production?
>>529146505https://youtu.be/_Ev_pQZDaj4
>>529142587that's what jannies do here everyday
I'm starting to think this poopoo story is a psyop
none of these pics or webms are of the Ford. half of these are not even US Navy ships. fucking jewish tricks.i hate it herewish i could leave
>>529139406The real question (knowing that the US won't do shit to Iran) is what will the next story of delay be? And the one after that? And when will Bibi lose his shit and go it alone? Kek.
>>529139406Agreed. I was going to make a thread similar to this, but felt like it wouldn't get attention. You can tell it is a psyop due to how retarded it is. They make their psyops extremely retarded on purpose, mainly because it makes people want to believe it. People like believing in absurd things that they can have conversations laughing about or experiencing some other potent emotion over. Absurd stories accomplish this. I was thinking the story might've been due to opsec on something against Iran.
>>529142587It’s a dream of mine, maybe one of the only ones left that I’m trying to hold on to. To swim in the middle of the ocean, where no one else has ever swam before, with the sharks and everything. The exclusivity of that experience is something that can be attained in only one way. With the strongest Navy that ever existed, and a crew of brothers you trust with your life making sure the Ocean is a safe place as long as the United States Navy is out there.
>>529139666Oh shit! (No pun intended)
>>529139406We don't hate 'journalists' enough.>>529139515>>529139589>>529140169The actual latrines.
>>529147553Forgot pic.
>>529147716Do they have handheld bidets?
>>529139406>>529139589>>529139624>>529139666>>529139758imagine. the. smell.
>I-IT'S FAKE NEWS!!!1
The psyop is glowies trying to say it’s a psyop and not a huge humiliation. They want you to think it’s a psyop to save face for one of the most humiliating moments in the history of modern warfare. Bibi is seething, word on the streets in Tel Aviv is Bibi called trump and told him he was on laundry duty for the next month because of this. Israel was ready to fight to the last American and this is unacceptable to have one of the most expensive ships in history, malfunction right when a war was supposed to break out.
>>529139666a nation so advanced and wealthy that even their warships include jeet waterparks
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>>529144306>refuel>Pic of nuclear submarineI love the press
>>529149949How often do breaking news reports make it to shore and onto the airwaves, and who is leaking data from the ship?
>>529139406Oh nioooo da shitty went boom D:
>>529139589Clean it up janny
>>529139406correct. the ford taking a poop break is simple misdirection
>>529140169>>529139589Why leave the mop in the shit water?
Cacapoopoofartfartfart!
>>529139406It's real, but happens in every large ship in the Navy, so it's not special enough to pull the ship aside.
>>529140556poles really are the niggers of Europe