>WE WUZ ILLYRIANS N SHIT
>>529221595>body of he-man figure>face of a melted barbieFucking unfortunate.
>>529221595For fucks sake, it's a photoshoot atleast turn the shield the right way.
>>529221595I look like that
>>529221804>I look like that
>>529221983I dont look like that though
>>529221595>all that work>skips leg daybro
>>529221595Thread is moving so fast no one will know I’m name fagging.
>>529221665underrated. dude is the opposite of a caricature but im not sure such a word exists. also i have seen him whoop some ass if thats the aussie guy. still a weird build.
He has terrible eyes and no chin
>>529221595Taking steroids is trad n sheeitSpartans were roid trannies. And no. History is not being co-opted for intense homoeroticism and gay sex.
>>529222307>>skips leg dayThat's based though
>>529221595That guy is pro EU.
>>529221595actually we wuz illyriansthey wuz vikangz
How can I achieve this natty?
>>529221665why do men find that figure good looking? it's not
>>529221595LARPing as a bronze-age warrior in the age of the reconnaissance-strike complex, grim. On the bright side I guess it is somewhat accurate in that maneuver warfare of the 20th century is no longer possible as you can be spotted from orbit or from drones/airframes.
>>529221595Of course roidnig larps as the gayest niggers in history too
>muh illyria>Italian flagIsn't this like when a German flag starts talking about roach shit? Lmfao. And regardless, analbanians don't get to lay claim to European history.
>>529221595I forgot about this guy10 years ago I knew a guy who watched his content a bunch and he was a massive faggot. Not literally, but he simped hard for retarded bitches in the work place and pretty much did the opposite of what he saw in that guy’s videos. I knew this because he would make it a point to tell people irl he was subscribed to Golden One and “watched him a bunch”He was a Jeet though, so that is probably why he cared about appearances more than actions
>>529221595Only fags go shirtless.
>>529221595Spartans are noted specifically of being the darkest skinned of all the Greek tribes . . .
despite gymmaxxing he's still got a chud face sad
Steroid tranny maxxing lmao
This guy self posting on 4chan and bodybuilding forums in 2016 was some of the funniest shit ever in hindsight
>>529221595i wonder why the manosphere faggot shit didnt start with him and varg back in the day
I'm more offended by the Spartan glazing in pop cultureAt the end of the day, Spartans were a bunch of niggers who won like 3 battles and then got shit on by literally everyone else for the next 1000 years
>>529221595Quite glorious, in all actuality, if I do say so myself.
>>529224060it was all serbia before atlantis
>>529221595>Illyriansfor the slow ones, the giant upside down V is a Greek letter Lambda, because the people who used that on their shields were from Laconia aka Lacedaemonians
>>529224972cope
>>529221595I thought Albanians were the actual Illyrians? Doesn't genetic evidence show they are the OGs of the Balkans?
>>529226928Jason Blahaha was such a badass operator, warrior and overall Adonis who did it all natty.
>>529221595What a faggot lol
>>529232731>ottoman rape babies were the original Illyrians k
>>529223352yeh, we only work legs on cocksucking days
>>529228472How do you know it's upside down, looks like the 4chan greentext arrow>
>>529226997are you a philosopher or a boy lover or both?
>>529232731im paternal haplogroup j2b-l283 and thats like only 30 percent of albanians. theyre not really ottoman rape babies they are genetically preserved by their mountains they were vassals who converted to islam but they are as a general group the ones with the most illyrian descent. im polish/hungarian with only 9 percent balkan ancestry.
>>529226997Same as Vikings.They didn't have the metallic helmets, let alone horned and winged ones, and they were probably dirty and scurvy.I guess Hollyjudes had an idea so it started there.Eric the Viking is probably a better depiction.
>>529225140I get that Albanian's currently live in what was ancient Illyria, but who the fuck are Albanian's? Are they slavs that migrated into Europe? What happened to the Illyrian's?
>>529233509got assimilated by slavs and romansch peoples but there is a lot of paternal genetic ancestry remaining in their former territories they basically never left and got fucked out of being the dominant genetic group. they originally arrived as part of the yamnaya tribes moving westward into europe and many of them bred with indigenous farmers and got assimilated.
>>529224060You were Slavs brought to the Balkans graciously by Turkish avars. Learn to be thankful.
>>529233509Illyrians is what the Greeks called the northern tribes, they weren't one people and didn't call themselves that.When Slavs came here they didn't kill them, they mixed, so the genes are still here but the culture, language, religion and identities changed so Illyrians are long gone.
>>529233509They were illyrians, most of the ruling elites of Rome were illyrians both in the early republic and late empire. It explains why Albanian male ancestry is found in 7-8% of British queers.
>>529225140nor do living germans or english or even greeks if ancestry doesn't count for shit. why are you so mad that albanians are the closest living thing to ancient illyrians? they had a few emperors and alexanders mom was illyrian they were just warriors with no recorded history or language of their own they were part of the greek and roman empires and just a part they were barbarians. have you met any albanians theyre feisty i dont doubt who they are.
>>529233757They killed the men, or the Turks did, Avar Turks not more civilized Turkish osmalis that should’ve raped and did the same thing to Slavs but didn’t. It must be because Islam makes the Turk less prone to genocide and violence.
>>529233804WE WUZ ALEXANDER AND SHEIIT
>>529233820then why the large amount of preserved illyrian paternal haplogroups? just look at the genetic studies this isn't a debate.
>>529233886Albanians are Illyrians, Croats are slavs that is my point. But Croats have some Albanian male genes like the rest of Europe. A lot of history is made up and created by Patavius and Scaliger, two frauds.
>>529233091>ottoman rapebabies
>>529234109>ottoman rapebabies
>>529234150>anatolian rapebabiesAlbanians were originally arians like Constantine, they hated the trinity. Islam was the natural next step.
>>529234109Albanians are short any dysgenic.You ever wondered why they disappeared from the Balkans and currently their closest descendants inhabit a lower than Subsaharan Africa tier shithole country in the middle of Europe ?
>>529234241>short and dysgenicNo. Albanians were always tall until brief period of attempted genocide by slavoids recently.
>>529234241your paternal haplogroup is usually thousands of years old even if they descend from illyrians technically they are genetically very different now for the most part in all likelihood. theyre ok tho not everyone is a lanky dinaric slav lots of good short europeans i think
>>529234373Albanians were always taller than slavs.
>>529233804It's funny how even being a parasite in Canada, you still type and act like a low IQ arab. Actual turdie outrage lmao.
>>529234529back when everyone was a manlet sure albanians were kings of manlets look at those heights lol
>>529234529what group are we talking about?tie "cement head" domi is barely 5'8"those types Albanians are shorter than slavs today...no questionare u mixing groups and times of shit nutrition?
>>529234719Look at the trend line for each race. Albanian height decreases while everyone else increases. 1878 - first attempted genocide by russoid control slavoids in Balkans.
>>529234328I'll bite, how did this genocide make you short and bulbheaded? Were Slavs trying to genocide you or eugenicize you into goblins? Why would they only kill the tall ones?
>>529234328>Albanians were always tallBullshit. They are short and dysgenic with low IQThere's no Albanian culture or science ever in the history of mankind ever, comparing them to niggers is an insult to niggers.Niggers at least live in Africa, Albanians live next to the first and best European civilization and they are still monkeys kek.
>>529234718were not on reddit buddy you dont feel comfortable typing informally like this because youre an esl german. im a parasite because im white and i live in canada? kys nerd
>>529234529>Albanians stayed in the 1600s even height wiseKek
>>529234809>I’ll biteYes, dick.>how did genocide make them shorterWar usually does have dysgenic effects on a civilian population. >>529234819Fake. But you’re still a Turks bitch.
>>529234973but we had more wars than you in the same time period, you didn't answer the question
>>529234973>War usually does have dysgenic effects on a civilian population.So you are dysgenic by your own admission>What ... no, wait ... I ... what ?Kek Albanian IQ on display
>>529235048>>529235080>warsOf aggression on civilian population. Your arguments are duplicitous and brown since you’re south Slavs, literally shitskin admixture from gypsies and Turks makes you this stupid.
You can tell there's a ton of leftoid s oyboys here by the seething comments because of a single picture of a man who diets and exercises kek
>>529235215Same players as always. South Slavs, Jews, Russians for the last 200 years.
>>529235215Earlier itt:>WE WUZ ALEXANDER AND SHIIETNow:>WE WUZ GAZANS AND SHEIITKek>ShitskinYou're an Albanian my dude, a subhumanShow me an Albanian Tesla or Vangelis or anything.Everybody around you contributed to humanity only you live like hunter gatherers
>>529224060>vikangz>essentially medieval hoodlums who always picked weak, defenseless targets in snatch and grab attacks>never really built anything besides some good boats>always got BTFO by actual armiesWhy the fuck are they popular again?
>>529235406You’re a shitskin don’t bother reading into anything since you can’t understand trendlines let alone historical analysis. >The maintenance of this image was undermined in 1999, when then-Israeli Foreign Minister Ariel Sharon spoke out in tentative support of Yugoslav President Milošević, calling for an end to the bombing, which he called a “human tragedy”.>tesla & vangelisA fraud and a who?
>>529233506They were the niggers of Europe but apparently they were very clean and good looking. That’s about it. Same as today. They look pleasant and nothing else.
>>529235406Who are the most hated group in the Balkans by aggregate if you ask every Balkan nation who they hate? I hear Serbia a lot but it might be Albania it seems why are they so despised bratko
>>529221595Is that a shield for Spartan ants?
>>529235215>war of aggressionkek>chimp out>receive response>AIIIIIEEEEEE THIS IS AGGRESSION, I'M MOVING TO CANADA! WE WUZ WARRIORS N SHIETI hate diasporaniggers like you wouldn't believe
>>529221595You mean Laconians? There's a huge Lambda on the shield.
>>529235651Here you’re demonstrating classic case of lack of self awareness. Serbs have been the aggressor in every war they partook in within the last 200 years. Serbs would be nothing without Russia and the great powers covering for their aggression.
>>529221595More claim than any jeet lmao
>>529235756>tf>t-oh wait lol
>>529235756This picture reminds me of that story of the Serb who went to the doctor with a coke bottle stuck up his ass, and he claimed that two Albanians ambushed him in his field and sodomized him with a coke bottle. This story was widely believed by the Serbs and acted as a foundation for which anti-Albanian sentiment fomented. The man was later proven to be a liar and was just a perverted faggot that got a coke bottle stuck up his own ass, but the Serbs are too stubborn to admit that a lot of the hatred they harbor towards Albanians originates from this gay farmer's coke bottle story.
>>529235823From 1815-1999 Serbs have been the aggressors in everywhere they partook in. Name me one in which you didn’t.
>>529235886*war
