i didn't have John Cleese posting basedjaks on my bingo card
>>529264126lmao i remember that post, grats random anon on making a viral twitter post
here comes the seething shitskins calling you a kike for insultiung their retarded religion
>According to traditional Islamic belief and the Quran, Prophet Muhammad was illiterate (unlettered orummi), meaning he could not read or write. This is considered crucial in Islam to establish that the Quran was revealed by God rather than composed by him.It's real lol, even Jesus was literate.
Do you consider getting out of bed each morning a "happening" as well?
>>529264392>It's real lol, even Jesus was literate.Didn't he write some shit in the sand that freak someone out?
>trusting anything after vespasiankek
>>529264392>even Jesus was literateHe reads from the Tanukh in the New Testament you moron.
>>529264126If you look into Mohammed life you’ll see that he was a degenerate. Like really. He was sexually abnormal, so I’m not suprised he also got it going with men
>>529264126kikes and whites are two demons of the same degenerate coin
>>529264392He read from the scroll of Isaiah in public.
>>529264392Jesus was not illiterate. He reads in the New Testament and had encyclopedic knowledge of the Old Testament.
>>529264392He literally debated the rabbis and Pharisees on scripture as a kid
>>529264126People were refuting Islam from day 1.What happened was that it appealed to the Desert/Steppe Nomad way of life amd attracted those people in the same way Mediterranean Urbanites were attracted attracted to Christianity.If you win a Jihad you get sex slaves and booty, if you are killed yout get an eternal party in paradise with big tiddy houris.It's a win-win
>>529265039>>529264972>>529264808>>529265086Are you people actually illiterate?
>>529265175God damn it
islam literally spread by the sword, after 1 decade of preaching, muhammad had like 100 followers want until he started robbing caravans and waging wars did he get people to "submit"
Muhammad is a little baby girl bitch boi pansy
Except he died from a fever believed to be pneumonia, the meme is likely made up
>>529265039>>529265086Do you people actually believe that shit? The gospels were written decades after his death; the people who wrote them were NOT there when Jesus was a kid, come the fuck on bro. That's Jesus fanfiction that got added lmao, use your brain haha
>>529264525>>529265039>>529264972>>529264808>>529265086WTF why are amerimutts so fucking retared? I don't think these are bots since even AI wouldn't make this mistake at this point...
>>529264126Based. Love John Cleese, the man is a treasure.
>>529264525Yeah, the pastor of my church actually talked about this last Sunday. It's theorized that Jesus was writing the sins of everyone who was there to stone the adulteress to death. This would make sense, as it would send a clear message that everyone there has done something worthy of death and if they were going to insist on subjecting the woman to the punishment of the full extent of the law, then they themselves would have to be willing to be subjected to their due punishments. I imagine that the men there didn't put up a fight because Jesus had exposed sins that they thought they could hide from everyone else by writing them in the sand.
>>529264126Muslims are better than Jews. Simple as. Cleaner, more human, smarter, more civil.Walk into. a muslim home you get feed.Walk into a Jew home and you get a bill.
>>529264126>dies by having his aorta severedI thought he died naturally
>>529265352They are all Mohammed with a VPN
the kikes ARE the snake from edeneverything related to science, medicine, religions etc has a SNAKE IT NEVER DIED, it just followed the children of god
>>529264126Joseph Smith?
>>529264392>even Jesus was literate.The number of anons who completely misread this is fucking hilarious
>>529264392His first wife put him up to it. You will never guess on behalf of who... Nobody ever killed on thinking they were doing God's service. Well, that was about to change. Enter the golem.
>>529265406I thought he was poisoned
>>529265574>SANKE!
>>529264126>posting basedjaks on my bingo cardWhat language is this? I know the words are English for the most part, but an interpretation is required?
>>529265400>Cleaner, more human, smarter, more civil.Muslims are literally the filhiest, most rapey, lowest IQ and most violent people in the UK.muslims and kikes alike can fuck off.
>>529264126/qa/ won at the end
>>529266895CIA told grapeape to shut it down.
>>529264525>>529265395Absolutely based. Stonecels got BTFO by Christ and He didn't have to swing once.
>>529267361>no criminal that had done crime that has the deathpenalty on it got sentenced>this is a win for christkeksYea no thnx.
>>529264126Now do Judaism and it's demonic "prophets."They're a lot worse than Muhammad
>>529264126That's responding to, not posting. It's a subtle, but important, difference.
>>529264126Have muzzies really never questioned the Night of Al Zutt hadith?Imagine worshiping some faggot who willingly had a train ran on him by a bunch of demonic desertjeets. The Zutt Train:>https://youtu.be/D0mytdFm7OgAll Night Dong:>https://youtu.be/3iY5b4zb_Zk
>>529264126lmao John Cleese needs Ruckman.
>>529265927>>529264392its what we'd call a fruedian slip.
>>529264126Zutt zutt in your butt Johnny
>>529264126>is there a scholar who can explain how much of this is valid?
>>529265400>Walk into. a muslim home you get feed.Is it sheep feed?
>>529264525>>529264972>>529264808>>529265039>>529265086Fuckin retards lmao. Burger education, everyone.
>>529265342>That's Jesus fanfiction that got addednuh-uh, the bible is totally consistent it's not like there are 4 different conflicting stories of Jesus' life in the bible or something
>>529270451Christfags actually believe this really happened!
>>529264126What are the political/philosophical implications of Islam clearly being stupid, and most Muslims therefore also quite stupid to keep believing it, and yet this stupid theology somehow has a potency and self-confidence greater than all its competitors?That's what I want to know.
>>529264126>do Muslims question X?No. It's foundational to the religion. It's considered unerring and unchanged, especially the times historically it changed. You're eating an eternal Happy Meal and getting your dick sliced up for it.
>>529271595>the lord tried to kill moses!they never tell you why
>>529264126they accept their religion cause it lets them rape 9 year old girls that are their sisters and cousinsgiving up their religion is them being eternally doomed to inceldom.
>>529265352Not only is this shithole country less than 40% White, the vast majority of US flags on /pol/ are jeets.
Fuck spics
>>529272222Checked
>>529264126Sauce by the way https://x.com/JohnCleese/status/2026909371561816487
>>529264126Cleese is waking up.He will get there.He is useful to us as he gives no fucks now and there is still a part of him that hates the establishment.
>>529272317God may have tried to kill Moses over not circumcising his son, but that got fixed in the St. Paul expansion pack.So it's not weird to have dick-tip-cutting lore in the background after that, and we can continue worshiping jews and their beliefs without a second thought to their origins.
>>529264126Now do this for cuckstianity
>>529264392>even Jesus was literateLooking at your replies, it seems most of /pol/ isn't Fucking retards
>>529274735Here's a video explaining the aorta thing:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPh7uhXGeAU
>>529270373Shh, go praise vishnu somewhere else
>>529275193nossig was right and it's a depressing thought, innit.
>>529264126Uh oh the jews activated their boomers again. How are muzzies gonna handle this one? cry racism and piss their pants like they usually do? KEK
>>529275988
>>529264126https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKJwqsSlx0I
>>529277466https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjUXd4qW9mg
Holy cringeMIRACLES, HE SAID LMFAOJust post Le ebin shroud and declare victory while youre at it
>>529265395Holy shit dude that entire story is admitted by Christian scholar consensus to be FABRICATED and inserted centuries lager by a scribe. Look it up.>No! We ARE that cucked, and it's based and fuck you for denying it!!It's like a bad acid trip with Christcuck wignats...good lord...
>>529275193Circumcision is Egyptian in origin.
>>529278188>FABRICATED and inserted centuries lager by a scribeThats your entire religion.
>>529278188ahmed pls, Jesus (er, sorry, “Isa”) is literally the third most important being in existence in your religion
>>529278654>Most pathetically transparent straw man attempt awardThat's why I take umbrage to you calling him a cuck simp in your ADMITTEDLY FABRICATED STORY not found in any old manuscripts.Keep showing how mind blown you are at this revelation. Your whole race ended for literally no reason. Every abortion and OnlyFans vid justified with a casual "only God can judge me teehee"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>529279141>any old manuscripts.Sure you want to talk about old manuscripts?How many biblical stories does the Quran fuck up compared to earlier transcripts? Literally all of them?
>>529264126The fact that mainstream celebs are reposting greentexts is fucken hilarious to me. We are the internet now.
>>529279141>old manuscriptsthe actual Quran could have been lost almost instantly for all we know from manuscripts since the earliest stories we have of how it came about are centuries later and hundreds of miles away from the events. Maybe Uthman wrote his own fanfic. Who fucking knows? Seriously, if you’re going to talk about textual evidence you picked the absolute worst memeflag to do it with
>>529279239In literally trying to HELP you disavow the unabashed KEK STORY by saying there ARE no manuscripts with it, and you're desperately whatabouting as if to SALVAGE the cuckdom. It's absolutely surreal.Btw learn basic logic. The Quran could just as easily be CORRECTING the biblical versions of stories (which are all in doubt by definition due to what I just explained).Saying "durrr they plagiarized/bastardized our correct version which is correct cuz it's ours" is circular.
>>529279513>Maybe Uthman wrote his own fanfic. Who fucking knows?Every single Muslim at the time because the entire Quran is recited publicly every Ramadan and someone would have recorded "btw one year we started saying X instead of Y lol". You fucking mongoloid
>>529279668>The Quran could just as easily be CORRECTING the biblical versions of storiesMuzzshit headcanon that has no real scholarly support outside Islamic shitholes
>>529279906One might even say the standard narrative has holes in it
>>529264808>even Jesus was literate>he reads from the Tanukh in the New Testament you moron!If I had a nickel for every time a retard outed themselves, arguing a point that is well established and unanimously agreed upon, I would have amassed quite a bit of walking around money by now. At this point I’m sure it’s a mixture of legitimately illiterate retards(average citizens who can’t into legalese) and actual glowing shills whose goal is to make the board less engaging on all fronts. Not that any such distinction need be made.
>>529265185I made a quick screencap just for you. These things happen to practically everyone, anon. Some day, we’ll look back at this and laugh.>looks back Ahahahahahaha
>>529279906Meanwhile the canon christian scholars support: the prophet Lot pbuh got drunk and fucked his own daughters
>>529265308statement during his final illness — "I feel as if my aorta is being cut from that poison" — refers to the lingering effects of the poison from Khaybar
>>529265400Yeah but you wouldn't leave your daughter with either
>>529280645>Lot according to Christians and jews: 90% fucking retarded, not a prophet, and his (grand)?children are the fathers of Israel’s two greatest enemies in the land, I dare you to tell me God’s endorsing that behavior>mohammad (zutts be upon him) according to muslim “experts”: received revelation that he literally could not tell was actually from Satan instead of “jibreel” until someone pointed it out
>>529266312>I didn’t have “X” on my bingo card for “YYYY”Where X= a recent occurrence(or happening, if you will) you’ve just witnessed or learned of and YYYY=current year. It’s essentially the reverse idea of “it’s current year and you guys are STILL “X”? The idea being that the observer did not foresee nor could they possibly have imagined such and such thing happening in the context of the then-current known reality. Perhaps it is something they thought may happen in 100yrs, but more often, it is something totally inconceivable to their feeble minds.
Oh John, you got past that suicidal period only to stick your finger in the hornets' nest
>>529281494Here’s a picture of a bingo card for reference. Traditionally, similar to the lottery, a set of numbers and a corresponding letter(B, I, N, G, or O) denoting the “column” (often erroneously called a “row”) in which the numbers shall be are printed on small balls, which themselves are amassed in a chamber that may be rotated by means of a hand-crank handle, as to randomize them. A single random ball is then withdrawn from the chamber, and the designation printed thereupon is called out by the announcer. A participant in the game then checks their bingo card(or, in some cases, multiple cards) to see if they have a matching identifier. Various ways to win exist, such as filling an entire row, entire column, or by filling the longest diagonally touching squares in either manner possible. By some rules, getting a matching identifier in all four corners results in a win, and one still calls out “bingo” to proclaim their victory, despite only having “Bing” or “ingo”. Note that one may also use an electronic means of identifier selection and randomization, if one so wishes. There is still today a fairly big business in official Bingo competition equipment, and likely will continue to be popular for some time, given the fact that more old people with time on their hands are drawn to it each year.
>>529282233Forgot image. See attached. It’s a /SKG/ “bingo” card, mind you, based on the same concept, except instead of an arbitrary alphanumeric identifier value, this one uses statements one might find in a Skyking (planespotting via ADSB/radar and listening to military marine/aviation shortwave radio transmissions) thread.
>>529280645I don’t have a dog in this race, so pleasepardon me for pointing this out:>At least our story is completely believable, to the educated and laymen alike.
>>529278188>He believed the Proddie copeGo back to raping your goats
>>529264126holy
>>529264126
>>529265175I cant read.
>>529264525Nah mate that was 13th warrior
>>529264126That's because Islam is a continuation of Judaism, and Judaism is a heresy made 500 years after Jesus died.
>>529265175Yes
>>529264353kike
>>529265395like a boss.
>>529264126why is the sharty so much more influential than /pol/ now?
>>529288873It's funded by glowniggers and ran by sadistic Jewish pedophile cults that groom mass shooters. They work closely with kiwifarms to gangstalk and harass people.
>>529264910kill yourself disgusting sandnigger
>>529265342they were written about 15-20 years after his death. why? because it was getting to the point that there were so many churches not all of them could be visited by those who actually witnessed jesus. travel was hard and shit back then. most people still couldn't read, so the word was spread individually, in person, by people who bore original witness. until that time there was actually no real reason to write anything down and everyone was too busy preaching. i believe the epistles were recorded before the gospels, because they were letters to churches telling them to sort their shit out. each of the gospels was written at a different time by a different man for a different audience, because that was how shit happened. retards like you think this is some incredible knowledge. no, it's just logistics.
>>529264126No expects the Cleese s-oijack posting
>>529264910Get the fuck out dune coon
>>529266588>Muslims are literally the filhiest, most rapey, lowest IQ and most violent people in the UK.This is actually true in the rest of europe as well, but it's because they are the biotrash of pakistan and the middle east you imported. These regions had population booms and dumped them on your retarded leftist politicians.The same can be said of blacks and mexicans in the US and they are not Muslim.>muh grooming gangsThese are urban nigger (sand) gangs pimping sluts. Again, this is nothing new in the US where niggers and mexicans have been doing this shit since the 90s at least. The difference in the UK is you had woke local politicians covering them to preclvent racism.The problem is low iq disgenic brown people. Le muslim bad is misdirection so you continue to import pajeets in their stead.
>>529278188>Christian scholar consensusit's actually not, no. retards like you think because some asshole writes a paper in order to get tenure, then it MUST BE TRUE. it's all so tiresome. go and actually read critical analysis, the whole lot is pretty fucking funnny. also the domain of protestants and jews. catholic and orthodox don't bother with any of it.
>>529280645lot wasn't a prophet, what are you talking about?anyway, they actually got him black out drunk and raped him.
>>529265342It's a 50/50 chance that they are pretending to bait you or if they really are that dumb. It's best not to engage with them either way.
>>529275652his previous sentence suggests he meant to say jesus was illiterate as well to give credibility to muhammad being divinely illiterate
>>529264126>boomer retard reposts rightoid slop
>>529289436>also the domain of protestants and jews. catholic and orthodox don't bother with any of it.Could you explain friend?
>>529271595its the only part of the bible that is straight up non sequitur. comes out of no where, has nothing in common with anything else in the bible, even the vernacular is out of place, and is never mentioned again. Theres plenty of things in the bible that were probably fraudulently slipped in but that one takes the cake.
>>529289286Look at this disgusting mudslime apologistLiterally kill yourself
Take any arthropod from the desert and compare it to any Greek philosopher. Compare their arts, compare their religions. The abyss is insurmountable: they are two species, apes and gods.
>>529264910Ah it’s a fecaloid mud slime who invaded Germany. Muhammad (شرج مفتوح) enjoyed being a gay fuck hole for men and djinn alike!
>>529265400Neither belong in white countries
>>529265400drinking this poison is better than this poison
>>529264126Its not the real John CleaseAll this shit is farmed out to an agency and literal retards post stuff.
>>529264126show your flag, pajeet
>>529289436Lmfao "NO STFU WE ARE KEKS AND WE DONT PUNISH ADULTERESSES!!!"It's the scholarly consensus, look it up (you won't)Bros why are christcucks like this? They wanna TASTE THE KEK AGE, bathe and bask in the cuck
>>529265395
>>529266014>>529265406He was sick or poisoned (he thought it was poison), but said that he felt like his aorta was being severed.
>>529265039>>529265086Of course. All Jews are literate. Christ was a good Jew, circumcised and bar mitfahed…
>>529264525>>529264808>>529264972>>529265039>>529265086Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with Yankees? This is jeet level retardation.
>>529299684are one of those which say they are jews, and are not, but do lie
>>529264905Wait until you learn out about the Jews I’d start with mitzb’peh or whatever way the fucking yids spell it.
>>529264126It's kinda funny because even if Mohammed was literate, the Quran was first recorded by merchants in a far away trade hub using third-hand accounts over a century later.Literally "sources familiar with the information" who weren't there to see it.
>>529265086>>529265039>>529264972>>529264808>>529264525Whatever literate means to you, you're not it.
>>529280645>prophet Lot????????
>>529264126>boomer discovers the interwebz moment
Muslims are like zombie NPC's you mow down in a videogame.
>>529264910Why are you inhabiting their land, stinky browniod?
>>529291050the first antisemitic shitpost
>>529302137LOL BTFO LOT ISN'T A PROPHET IN OUR CANON HES JUST A RIGHTEOUS NEPHEW OF ABRAHAM WARNED/SAVED BY GOD THRU A VISIT FROM ANGELS!!! And that's why he can do drunken incest although that's sinful!! Everyone sins this just shows gods "grace"!!! Even Epstein could be righteous don't judge are you in his head and heart??
Jews are mad and need white Christians stupid enough to fight for them.Spoilers: All Abrahamoids are subhuman retards
>>529265039You can't read. Go back and re-read what you replied to.
