why are landlords such faggots. what makes them this way.
>>529303269pretty sure it's just you
>>529303325there is nothing wrong or off putting about the questions that were asked. they are reasonable and i would argue necessarywhy is it illegal to shoot people like you in the lung with a handgun in front of your family
>when is rent due>do you take cash
>>529303269Just pay the rent, goy
>>529303426>rentoidYeh, it's just you, David Shmulie.
Why get mad? This landlord is telling you the answer in the rejection. There will be no maintenance, you park wherever you can, high costs, and very noisy with kids. This you would not want to live there. They are just telling you yeah we fucking suck sorry bye.
>>529303558i want to give you a perforating wound in one of your lungs and listen to the sounds that issue from your mouth as you internally drown in your own blood and try to frantically breathe out of your other unwounded lung. in front of your family
so kill them
>>529303744Ooh, so heckin le edgy. Nobody has ever felt like you have before David. Just dont forget to have rent in on the 1st, nigger.
>>529303269what is the nauseating language style used in this text? does it have a name?
>>529303269>your questions show that you're not going to be willing to lie down for my scumbag landlord ways, so I'm passing you up in favor of someone more desperate or stupid
>>529303669>They are just telling you yeah we fucking suck sorry bye.100% this. Good thing OP asked questions. A good tenant will be critical. It's the people that have no standards whatsoever who are just desperately in need of a place that landlords tend to want to avoid unless they're either retarded or scumbags.
>>529304022Wageslave dialect
>>529303269try not being a jew David
>>529303269>investigative"just give us money, no questions plz"
>>529303269Why are you sour about losing such an "opportunity"?
Be happy he is truthful.
>>529303880I’m with him, faggots like you need to be skinned alive in public.
>>529303269>Average utility costsLook it up, don't ask the landlord, cause it would depend on your usage>Maintenance response timesPointless inquiry, because actual emergencies would be addressed immediately, and otherwise nobody likes a nag. It's given that the landlord must fulfill their maintenance obligations, and if they do not there is a legal remedy whereby the tenant can have repairs done themselves and deduct the cost from their rent.>noise levelsBetter to ask about specific rules about tenants playing amplified sound, keeping dogs, and whether the complex has quiet hours. For noise outside, literally go there at different times of day to hear for yourself. >street parkingSame, look at parking signs, how much parking there is, and the rules and fees for parking permits, if applicable.
>>529303269>I'm acting like a scumbag but don't notice because vibesThis was written by a woman wasn't it.
>>529303269They’re greedy jewish faggots, what else could it be? When’s the last time rent seekers were publicly tortured to death? This generation has been the softest on out of touch selfish faggots in all of history, so they act with absolute impunity. No revolutions, no guillotines, no praetorian assassinations, no elite rival conspiracies. These boomoid kikes have absolute free reign of our entire society with zero threats to their safety whatsoever.
>>529303269They want retarded tenants, simple as.
>>529303426Landlord was obviously a semite
>>529304022Hiring HR ladies to run rental offices has created the same insane culture of>you're not allowed to ask why there is a dead body in the closet, that's not aligned with our corporate needs!type shit.
