Bros, I think It's going to happen tonight
>>529315030>US airlift overnight and into the morning toward the Middle East is huge
>>529315113>>529315030STOP POSSESSING POOR ISRAELCOME TO AMERICA, COME TO ME!
>>529315113The "nothing ever happens" chuds are about to be humiliated
>>529315113It has literally been like that for the past 2 weeks or so. The made over 300 flights.Don't take the last tweet you see and make it "a habbenin" without a proper context. But then again, you're a fucking stinking frog.
>>529315189>Public bomb shelters are being opened up
TEL AVIV, Israel — The US Embassy in Israel on Friday told its staff that it could leave the country and urged anyone considering departure to do so immediately, as the threat of an American strike on Iran looms.U.S. Ambassador Mike Huckabee told embassy employees in an email that discussions with officials in Washington had led to the decision“Those wishing to take AD should do so TODAY,” Huckabee wrote, using an acronym for “authorized departure.”Sent before 10:30 a.m., it urged staff considering departure to do so quickly, advising them to to focus initially on getting any flight out of Israel and to then make their way to Washington.“While there may be outbound flights over the coming days, there may not be,” he added
>>529315189I doubt anyone even cares at this point. Zionists still did some super gay 2 more weeks routine for like 50 years straight. Israel is gay as a mf.
>>529315296>public sheltersDon't they already live in tunnels like the rats they are? Or is it a parasitic behaviour they adopt only in nations hosting them?
Bump
>>529315189Nothing good ever happens.
>>529315030>Tel Aviv get glassed again
>>529315030Sunset in Tehran in 30 minutes
>>529315030>Bros, I think It's going to happen tonightwere the I pet goat niggers actually right?or is it just going to be purim (like the iraq war was in 2003)
>>529315030Why? What's going on, hot stuff
>>529315030nigger
>>529315030was that GIVE ALL THE LAND TO JOOOOOOOSHUCKA WEE ?
>>529317025i'm going with Purim. Isreal is getting all that they want this Trump term. Miriam wants Greater Israel, Trump will help them
>>529317025The curse of schizos is that they are always right before everyone else.
>>529315030just two more weeks
>>529315030tomorrow for the planetary alignment
>>529315030That's crazy man.Anyway, how many arrests on the Epstein case?
>>529316446They moved into the subway during the 12 day war because their bomb shelters were collapsing because they were only designed to protect from little rocket artillery like Hamas uses.
>>529315030Did the poop get scooped? Or will burgers go into war with full bladders? Maybe the IDF can loan them some diapers.
>>529317185>predicts its happening every day>it finally happenswow
>>529315030So pretty much half of IsraelisThe place might as well be a state at this point
lmaobased chinks providing play-by-play satellite analysis. F-22's staged and ready to go at Ovda Airbase in Israel.
>>529317856>The place might as well be a state at this pointwhy, they would lose so much money if they did that
Less than five hours to go.I pray for peace and for all that will suffer needlesslyBB
mark your calendars for tuesdayand make sure to have 2 weeks worth of fuel
>>529317684the carriers are just for showthe mutt will have its final battleGod willing
>>529317964Iran has live satellite feed of all zog movementnothing is hidden, not even their subs
>>529317792the schizos are only saying you will die for the jew.prove them wrong, you cant.
>>529315030Hoping for total kike death.
>>529318479>>529318547>>529318587>>529318667implessive
>>529315030>AMERIMUTT CITIZENS IN ISRAEL SHOULD EVACUATEThey are evacuating the whole of Israel?
Iran is truly a pointless war, theres nothing to gain except a media break from the Epstein files.
Death to America and Israel- the ultimate Satans of the world.
>>529319337It’s depressing as shit man. It’s going to be messy and costly and for what? So Israel is happy? I’m sick of my country being used as a golem
>>529319433its going to flood europe with more brown people, thats my concern
>>5293150302nd holocaust? or first, depending on your viewpoint. boo yah!
>>529315030More likely tomorrow night. Shaabos starts in about an hour or two. Israel will not want to startt he war on shabbos. So, probably start in about 26 hours, maybe a little longer for full cover of darkness,
>>529315030lol your mom is going to be drone striked OPAllah ACK!
>>529319689Might be a nuclear holocaust.
nothing will happen
>>529315030>Bros, I think It's going to happen tonightREGIME CHANGE IN ISRAEL.Seems a bit early yet, but could be.
>>529315030Why tonight? It takes time to evacuate. And also Ramadan or some shit i have seen that argument used so as not to offend to much the muslims or something. Thats kind of stupid but ehatever.
>>529315030Each kike that is violently eradicated is one less child raping worshiper of baal.
>Giving AI company until late today to handle the keys for AI warfare>thisYeah they're attacking this weekend, numbers says it's true.
>>529319952because the markets close tomorrow
>>529315030YEAH YEAH YEAH its time to go die for the fake kikes calling themselves jews in Israel
>>529319337I believe a big part of this is to throttle China's oil supply. The USA did a regime change in Venezuela, and operations in Nigeria for this reason, Iran is next. When China moves to reclaim Taiwan, USA will impose an oil embargo. The only nations that will not cooperate on that embargo are the ones the USA is performing military operations against. Except Russia, of course, but there's that proxy war with Ukraine.This is why I think this war on Iran may spiral out of control. If I know the strategy,being just an autist with an internet connection, then China has to know it too. This operation is going to go one of two ways: either USA destroys a lot of Iranian infrastructure shock and awe style, or Iran defends well enough for an escalation leading to the use of a nuke, if not by USA then by Israel. Thing about nukes, if one goes off, they might all go off. Which is kind of what I am hoping for anyway. The current world needs to burn so it can be rebuilt better from the ashes.
>>529319603that will be the least of your concern yum yumthink how you will feed your family
>>529319952nothing is happening this weekend, theres a ton of misinfo out there
Bros I get the feeling that the Arab golden age is about to end, for decades at least.UAE and Saudi Arabia will be dragged back to the stone age, which was about 30 years ago btw.They won't even be able to get basics like food imported once the gulf is locked down. And Iran can wreck these places with short range missiles so easily. They are not even defended really with anti-air missiles systems, because Israel has it all.
>>529316946Whats with the guy with all the peas in his head?
>>529320327The happening is a go for tonight.5pm est.
>>529315296You put your petrolIn the car it goesDon't be RaananaAnd sniff it up your nose
>>529320327>"Nothing is happening...">Phone explodes
>>529315030It's time for a /gulf3/ general.
>>529320474not tonight, not this weekendtuesday is the day
Isnt it always Friday night because of when the markets close? Lol
>>529320601fight like a real man moisheoh wait nvm...
>>529320659TONIGHT
>>529320601What are the right wingers protesting tomorrow after shabbat? The attorney general lady? the supreme court?Freedom to rape arab boys in prison?
>>529320430Give peas a chance
>>529315113Blood moon on 3rd of March so their sacrifice is going to be on this date
RIP
>>529320947when is purim?
>>529321212>>529320947purim starts sunset march 2, ends march 3
people have been saying usa will go to war with iran every single day for last 25 years - why the fuck would today be any different? israel cannot defend itself from iran's drone swarms, usa has no way to get a foothold there due to their anti-airit's not happening, its never going to happen you just hope something will happen because you have post olympics depression
>>529321249the signs are all herewe are about to witness a real nuclear holocaustGod willing
Venezuela's cut of the profits from Trump selling their oil to India must have been pretty small.
>>529321269Why? Because they have prophecy to fullfill of Greater Israel, they already sacrificed red heifer and Elohims are already on their way back to earth.
>>529320406>UAE and Saudi Arabia will be dragged back to the stone age, which was about 30 years ago btw.
>>529321269when was the last time the mutts sent 1/3 of their navy, 1/3 of their air tanker fleets and about 1/2 of their air force to the middle east?
In Be'er Sheva, shelters are being opened by order of the mayor
>>529321430The Ford is not here yet: the aircraft carrier is 660 km from Israel according to a satellite image at 10:48 this morning | Expected arrival: Saturday early morning Contrary to the Reuters report, the Ford aircraft carrier has not yet reached Israel's shores and was recorded by a satellite east of Crete.The expected arrival in Israel at the current sailing speed (20 knots) will be at 4:48 am Saturday morning.
>>529320286im not the anon you reasponded to, but thats actually been planned for on my part. Food medical ammunition and seeds, lots and lots of seeds as well as the ability to preserve and heat the house in the winter. Im luckier than most, i also plan to be unkind to anybody encroaching such a thought out puece of land.
>>529320947>>529321212>>529321249If the greatest threat to Jews is their own government and Purim is the celebration of how the Jews were saved from their greatest enemy who had managed to connive his way to control a government, how do you think they should celebrate?Bomb more brown people?orREGIME CHANGE IN ISRAEL.
>>529317017Market is still open
>>529315030Behold, the anti-war candidateWorld war epstein
Digits and Fuckabee dies in this strike
>>529315030so 5million israeli americans head back to new york
>>529320159
Buy the dip goy.
>>529322177you dont understand how twisted they are
I'm shocked how few threads there are. Enjoy the quiet cos it's about to be nothing but Happening threads
>>529324740>I'm shocked how few threads there are.Everyone's just kind of given up.
I won't say which building, but the US built our US-Gaza military hq right next to the Intel giga factory. the giga factory is the biggest employer in Israel, by far.
>>529318794Let's roll!
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Celebrate the Shlomo's spirit
>>529315030Pedophiles aren’t really allowed in many places
>>529315030>>529315189>>529315296nothing will happen
SIRENS, I CAN HEAR SIRENS. BREAKING NEWS, THERE ARE SIRENS. I CAN HEAR SIRENS
>>529324740people stopped making threads ages agofeds are too busy to make threads
>>529315113The same thing happened in 2025.Notice the date of the article (link: https://today.lorientlejour.com/article/1465417/update-1-us-working-to-evacuate-citizens-wishing-to-leave-israel-ambassador-says.html ). That same day, the US began evacuating non-essential personnel from Israel. 4 days later the US struck Iran.
>>529316226What happens if someone flys a drone from Amazon carrying a few tungsten rods into the engines to f an airliner? It would explode and crash, right? Everyone on board would be killed or nah?
Israel is about to act unilaterally to subvert the peace talks, AGAIN
>>529315030Yes, give "Israel" back to the Palestinians.
>>529326058>I won't say which building, but the US built our US-Gaza military hq right next to the Intel giga factory. the giga factory is the biggest employer in Israel, by far.Looks like our US Army Gaza zogbots just left the country.
Documentation of Jews beating solidarity activists near Kusra
Meanwhile at Ben Gurion Airport waiting for an attack
>>529329153>Meanwhile at Ben Gurion Airport waiting for an attack
>>529319929May God hear you.
>>529329232When the Houthis blasted Ben Gurion Airport, they hit the x mark here and blew out half of the airport windows
>>529315030I’M PUTTING ITALLONNEH!
>>529315030>following developments these last few weeks>few times thought it was happening>bought some beer and snacks>nothing happens>consume beer and snacks>repeat 3 times this month>ACTUALLY HABBENING NOW>no beer and snacks Life is a cruel mistress.
>>529315189What’s the prospects for “events do not transpire” chads?
rolling for total mutt death and total kike death
>>529329721I got a stew going and a bottle of wine at the ready (no homo). This shit better kick off when I'm ready for it.
>>529320159Interesting theory
>>529325652Mark Rubio visiting during Purim smells like a hostage situation to "make sure America behaves"
Several flights planned from Turkey to Iran tonight were canceled---The Polish Foreign Ministry calls on its citizens to leave Israel, Iran, and Lebanon due to the tense situation
>>529331333>Mark Rubio visiting during Purim smells like a hostage situation to "make sure America behaves"If it was about keeping Israel in line, it would be Kushner and Witkoff babysitting Netanyahu, like they were sent to do twice before.So yeah it's def not about keeping Israel in line. Maybe the opposite
>>529321568the lockheed weapons test of '91?
Countries are also pulling staff from their embassies in Lebanon. Even though Hezbollah has stated they will stay out in the event that strikes against Iran are limited. So Trump is probably planning to go full nigger mode
>>529318081I pray for total war and a lifted nuclear exchange so all you>Nothing ever happensdorks can die of starvation and radiation poisonI hope humanity suffers, especially the weather, so people stop being weak bitches too enamored with comfinessJust remember, the first balloon to go up in the West is the signal that it is time to hunt kikes, niggers, and pajeets
>>529331779>mumu ogun thunderstrike you
U.S Iran War: Iran SHOOTS DOWN U.S’ $220 Mn Drone? Trump’s MQ-4C Triton Disappears at 33,000 Feethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHUfQLhhLP8
>>529315189Just because something happened doesn't mean that anything happened.
>>529315030No jew should be allowed to leave Israel. "American" or not.
Disturbing survey: for the first time - Americans sympathize more with the Palestinians than with IsraelThe new Gallup poll for 2026 reveals a dramatic upheaval in the attitude of the American public to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict • Israel's historical advantage has been erased, young people are switching sides en masse, and support for the two-state solution soars to a two-decade high • The data that should concern every IsraeliThe future generation turns its back: the alarming data by age groupsThe segmentation by age presents an even bleaker picture for the future of relationships:Ages 18-34: For the first time, an absolute majority (53%) identifies with the Palestinians. Only 23% identify with Israel - a figure that is a historic low for this group.Ages 35-54: A real revolution took place. In 2025, there will still be an advantage for Israel, but today 46% identify with the Palestinians compared to only 28% with Israel.Age 55 and over: This is the only age group that still maintains a pro-Israel majority (49%), but even here it is the first time in two decades that support for Israel has fallen below the 50% threshold.Simultaneously with the decline in identification with Israel, there has been a sharp increase in support for a political solution: 57% of Americans currently support the establishment of an independent Palestinian state alongside Israel - a figure that equals the record recorded in 2003.
>>529315030How do you evacuate 6 million US citizens from Israel?
>>529329876Sounds good anon, making hachee? I got some thc rainbow belts still. So if happenings happen I'll still be good. Just a bit more hungry. Gonna make some pancakes for sure. Or muffins. Or both.
>>529315189>The "nothing ever happens" chuds are about to be humiliated
>>529315189I want something to happen but I say nothing ever happens because it's the truth, why get your hopes up just to be disappointed again and again?
>>529321930what's the point of an aircraft carrier? oh wait aircraft. The planes of the ford are there to protect israel and europe, not attack iran. They can do that perfectly well from right there.
>>529315296>shelters openGAY ORGY IS ON!!!
>>529333054>making hacheeYep! One more hour and the bombing of sand people can comm- I mean one more hour and then my hachee is ready.
>>529315030>>529315113>>529315189>>529315296>>529317185>>529317964The happening is on March 2nd, 3rd after Purim the kike rat celebration about their war against Persia. Any other date is jewish propaganda.
>>529315189It’ll either be nothing or a nothingburger
>>529315181Israelis know when shits gonna go down
>>529333596>imagine the smell
>>529319952Israel is hitting lebanon now, the idea is they are close so more likely to attack Israel, Israel will be told to handle them and America will attack iran probably from the north keeping the path over iraq clear for israel and warships to shoot down incoming missiles. They'll hit radar and missle sites and depots first, then full scale war. Don't be surprised if russia attacks. This one is very serious. Seriously stupid. Trumps presidency is over. The neocons have won. We have to start over.
>>529316446They don't live in the tunnels, the mattresses aren't for sleeping on.
Any updates?
>>529315030Admin leaves Americans stranded in Mexico as shit goes down >lol oops Potential American Jews I. Israel >OMG EVACUATE NOW YOU ARE IMPORTANTTrump admin in a nutshell
>>529321249The jews hate persians, but the persians treated them perfectly, the jews is a hateful creature
nothing ever happens. Check these trips as confirmation
>>529334001
Lookner Live soonWill US Attack Iran Soon? - LIVE Breaking News Coveragehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuQPIdxPYQs
Do i have time for one last goon?
Pissrael in 16 hours...https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772208010360060.mp4
>>529333795Well at least Ukraine will be free of the jews for a while. Maybe they can build a wall while they are gone.
>>529334208Goon one last time into the breach.
>>529334208save it for the gay orgy bunker
>>529333697Agreed. Coincides with western tradition of war in march, the ides of march.
>>529321930The shitter is fixed ?
>>529334369I bet they're flushing t-shirts and boxer shorts and maxi pads right now.
>>529329153Be safe fren, make sure you have helmet and tourniquet and armor for chest.
>>529333921Israel has been striking depots in Lebanon, opening phases to prevent retaliation from nearby
>>529315030lock the door. make them all stay and get ballistic missiled. send the migger jew lovers to israel too.
>>529334575>and carrots and black dildos>>529334312Im so glad I made some space for the coming kino. I bet this time it will be supported by Chinese satellite imagery for the aftermath.
>>529333631Nice. To both. >>529333734>>529334001Nah this is it. But I think it will be a limited strike and Iran will retaliate in a limited fashion. The question is, what tricks do the Jews have up their sleeve? Their time is running out as far as support from the west, they know this. This may be one of the last times they can move a US president to war with Iran. So some false flag/black swan shenanigans are definitely on the table.
>>529334833my biggest concern is that the kikes will be ahead of the livestream issue and shut it down like they did last time. i want my videos of kike rats getting blown up, damnit.
>>529315030It’s my birthday tomorrow anons… I’m asking for one thingA HAPPENINGHow likely is it to happen?
>>529334748Hezbollah needed air defenses like 10 years ago.
>>529315030If Iran falls the final Katechon is defeated and the Man of Sin will appear.
>>529334918Their hasbara HQ aka unit 8200 will be targeted too, so my guess they would crack down on livestreams only after the happening. Plus lots of based Palestinians to document and upload.
>>529315189The point is that even the fake ''''''happenings'''' are totally inconsequential and cause nothing to happen.
>>529334833>I bet this time it will be supported by Chinese satellite imagery for the aftermath.Oooooh..... Now that would be some sweet kino indeed.
>>529315030Just a casual reminder for all doomers and “Nothing Ever Happens” fags>the Iran War will happen >the war will be a successful regime change operation >the mullahs will fall >All young Iranians love America and Israel >the Shah’s son will become the new leader >Iran will become Israel and America’s most staunch ally >conservative parties will be vindicated in the West >critics of Trump will have to concede he was a historical American hero >leftism will be largely discredited >China and Russia will panic >skeptics of Western and liberal decline will seethe realizing America and liberal democracy still run the world >all nay-sayers will be humiliated >GOP handily wins 2028This is going to happen. Never doubt ZOG.
>>529335221If nothing ever happens then how the Demiurge would get his loosh?
>>529315113>dots on a screen trust me bro
>>529334972Happy birthday fren. May God bless you and give you happiness and prosperity forever. I'd say a direct hit won't happen for about 5 days, all prep work till then, shelters open already so it's soon, 3 days window for first salvos into iran probably, they'll want to full evacuate American bases in Iraq and soften up Lebanon first>>529334985True
>>529318587they're not detecting subs unless they surface or are really shallow
>>529335268(You)
>>529335431Chinese and Russian subs are all in the region. They would help Iranian supercavitation torpedos target them.
>>529335461You think it matters? I’m not denying my country is ruled by ZOG. I’m saying that this is true and ZOG always gets what it wants. The Iran War will be a spectacular victory.
>>529335268it's going to look really horrible when the Iranians are liberated and fags on this board were all in for supporting their captors.If the pro-democracy movement wins in China, they'll never forget how all these western "free" democracies enabled and empowered their former captors. The west and EU will look like such hypocrites.
>>529335586Uh, you do know Christians have already decided to not vote Republican anymore because of the abortion issue right? Trump is done.
>>529335633We'll be welcomed as liberators. I've heard this before.
>>529335586>ZOG always gets what it wantsit absolutely doesn't and even when it does get what it wants it's a poison pill.
>>529335586Americans voted Trump for pursuing peace and not war. If the kikes want to push this there would be a price to pay. Normies like Tyler already shown that the American normies are nooooticing jewish tricks, if they spark this war, it will be jewover for them.
oh no, not Israelplease don't nuke Israel we'd be so madha ha ha
>>529317684Rich coming from a russian colony
Anything on marinetraffic of the big carrier?
>>529336145What hasn’t ZOG gotten, besides public opinion? >Gaza is in ruins and they’re just waiting to colonize it >West Bank is already essentially annexed>Hezbollah is defeated and weak >Assad is ousted >Iran is on the brink of collapse and its people have flipped to supporting Israel >Zionists consolidated a media empire including TikTok, Paramount, CNN, CBS, Warner, Twitter etc >Abraham Accords>successfully steered Trump and MAGA into being neocons>Christians are completely subservient to Judaism because of messianic Zionist beliefs >Already Israel is the dominant power of the Middle East, set to be even more so after Iran falls Sure, most people hate Israel now. Does that really matter? They have power, the peasant masses don’t. It’s impossible for Jews to deny the fact that they control everything at this point so this change in public opinion was inevitable. In the end they’ve achieved a total conquest of the Middle East and the West. There is NO reason to doubt they’ll fail with regime change in Iran.
>>529336908someone kill this well poisoning kike, please
>>529337543If you want a real response to Jewish power, start by realizing calling people Jews and acting like you succeeded in something isn’t a real strategy.
>>529336854Still taking a massive dump in Crete
>>529336854Different intel, some saying it had arrived at the coast of Israel 12 hours ago. Others saying it had only just departed Crete.
>>529315030nothing is going to happen
>>529320159the NHIs will disarm the nukes
>>529338351>>529339001Thanks. I have Lookner up but he's not particularly chasing info on it.
