https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/irans-revolutionary-guards-tell-ships-passage-through-strait-of-hormuz-not-allowed/CHINA LOSES 50% OF HER OIL IMPORT!!!!ASIA ENERGY FLOW IS CHOKED!!!!!EUROPE LOSSES 15% OF LNG SUPPLY!!!!
>>529417059>HORMUZ STRAIT OFFICIALLY CLOSED!
>>529417059Not my problem.>what about muh gasFinns dont use such archaic heating methods.>what about muh oilI live in a walkable city.
>>529417224>Finns dont use such archaic heating methods.Whatever method you use has just become more valuable across the world because the total heating potential has gone down and it will be traded aggressively on monday by everyone in the world hoarding it
>>529417059They'll just get it from Russia.
>>529417059lmao tf lil Muhammad gonna do?
>>529417059I filled up on gas yesterday because I knew this was coming
>>529417059>China imports oil from US at higher rates>US cuts China off for providing intel support to IranOh noAnyway
>>529417188You thought it was bad without russian oil you kraut faggot? Wait until Monday
>>529417059We have Venezuela so...
>>529417059AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW3 IS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>529417059Zionist sleeper cells in the U.S. awaiting activation. Alex Jones pretty much admitted it.
Just walk to work or take a sick leave. Big deal. You've watched news, got too much worried about Israel getting shelled and you've developed diarrhea. No need to drive anywhere.
Fricking hella sweet... Now somehow my groceries will double in cost, my energy bill will triple and the prices will never come down again.
>>529417700The US is the biggest net oil importer in the world lol
>>529417059Target for oil price....$400 per barrel before summer.
>>529417059Yeah, Iran is going all in. Jews/Trump wanted an existential war, they've got it.
>>529417059Pool's closed.
>>529417059Fuck yeah. Just what i wanted. Stuff getting more expensive.
>>529417059"The chosen people"
>>529417794>it was bad without russian oilkek, the oil price is crashing
>>529418162
>>529418293Probably not that high, but "yes" this is all about profiting off misery.
>>529417059America's enemies suffer, we continue to prosper. >LONG LIVE THE AMERICAN EMPIRE
>>529417224>>what about muh oil>I live in a walkable cityDoes your food grow locally as well ?
>>529417059IAM RICH NOW
>>529418162A small price to pay so goat herders and poppy farmers in the middle east can live the same exact lives under a new Israel friendly regime, thank you for your sacrifice!
So this is why we invaded Venezuela...
>>529418293Depends how long this war lasts.
>>529417059POOLS CLOSED KIKES
>>5294195322 weeks un ironically
>>529418755mother fucker you assholes been rich since the putin started his war.all these retards trade your russian oil.
>>529419532usually this stuff goes on longer and turns out more expensive than expected
>>529417224It will be our problem at some level...rising cost of energy will raise prices of everything and nothing compensate that.
>>529417059I work from home so Im not affected
Hope you all filled all your plastic bags with fuel the last week.
>>529419940Do you eat air? Your groceries are going to double in price idiot.
>>529420225Nothing ever happens
>>529417700>China cuts off all exports to US>entire boomer and millenial generations die in a week without their plastic Walmart shit and boner pills
>>529420523> Global hyperinflation> Debt problem solved
>attacked by the US>chooses to punish China
No Hormuz for you!
>>529417059Good. Hehehehehehhee.
>>529420404YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN HAPPENINGS, BECAUSE YOURE IN ONE NIGGER
>>529417059STRAIT'S CLOSED Hahaha
>>529420808Inflate away this>grabs gold coin and rubs it on balls
>>529418236Hey retard, it's not 2005 anymore. This hasn't been true in a long, long time. We are a net oil EXPORTER now.
>>529418323not dying for Israel.
>>529417059The Persian Price Hike
>>529422576Oi mate, pay 95% tax for owning gold or selling it.Even better, gold confiscation because we need to pay for energy you rich fuck.
>>529423095
>>529417059oh fug, China will have to import more oil from Russia now, with the prices so high, too. Russia's war machine is now fully funded.
>>529417551so the pipeline and fleet will just magically appear in a night?
>>529417059POOLS CLOSED!
>>529417059$10 gasoline for Americans. You fucking retard.
>>529417807Oil prices are global. American truck drivers are fucked. $10 gasoline
>>529420404Germany is going to be completely deindustrialized when electricity prices triple again
Grocery stores and other retail stores will now city Hormuz closure as a reason for +10% price hike :D:D:D
>>529424098But we don't need global oil, retard.
>>529417551lmao Russia remembers what they think of them.
>>529417059Most people don't know that china was supporting the oil price for a year by stockpiling oil they didn't need for this exact situation. China can let this go on for at least 6 months with minimal impact to their economy, korea, japan and taiwan cannot.
>>529422662Wrong
>>529417224wait till you hear how electricity is made
>>529417059If they close it Israel will attack them!
>>529417059>HORMUZ STRAIT OFFICIALLY CLOSED!!>CHINA LOSES 50% OF HER OIL IMPORT!>EUROPE LOSSES 15% OF LNG SUPPLY! As I predicted. It was basically trivial to predict .The OIL is now going up to $100 - $150. >USA wins>Saidis win>Russia wins etc. >all oil rich countries win.While nothing actually happened.
>>529417059>mfw my oil and gas stonks moonshot monday mornin'
>>529417224Hey jackass, how are you going to get any new goods into your country? Do you know how much is made from oil? All the plastics around you and all the food around you comes from oil. Sulfur and urea create fertilizer, your food supply just got fucked.
>>529424882>Most people don't know that china was supporting the oil price for a year by stockpiling oil they didn't need for this exact situation.This. >>529425256
>You did put a short on before this all kicked off right anon?
>>529425314oil and gas stonks will dump you fucking retard
>>529417059
So Donald found the other Tariff tool. I asked grok.
Elon warned you to buy his electric cars.
>>529417680I'm finna go fill up rn
>>529417059pools closed
The OIL is now going up to $100 - $150.>USA wins>Saidis win>Russia wins etc.>all oil rich countries win.While nothing actually happened. Bumping the thread.
This means oil and natural gas prices will rip right? I hope so.
Europoop is losing big time.EU has never acted in the interest of its citizens.You can meme all you want about Trump and his troup, at least USA is profiting, even if only partly.EU is always on the losing sides, bunch of retards. I hope the Islamists in EU activate and reck the EUpoofters.
>>529427879This means there's going to be shortages in parts of the world. Better buy any electronics you wanted before the supply chains get cut.
>>529417059>Hormuz Strai(gh)t
>>529417059>EUROPE LOSSES 15% OF LNG SUPPLY!!!!We gotta pump those numbers
>>529417807>We have Venezuela so...yeah about that...>We bombed the refineries.>The oil there is heavily sulfer rich>The specific refineries needed refine it if we rebuild them need a $80 a barrel price point to break even Which is double the current price.>Plus time and inflation for building new infrastructureLuckily the US has a bunch of its own oil, but prices will still spike. But I sure as fuck would not wanna be an AI company right now or live near an AI center.
>>529417059>TFW you bought 2000 litres of heating oil yesterday and it got delivered this morning.
>>529417059Absolutely zero fucks given by the Indians.
>>529417059Pools closed faggots.
>These niggas think they can close the sea
>>529424890The US has been exporting more than importing for nearly a decade. In fact, 2025 had the lowest amount of crude imported since the 70s oil crisis. The only thing in the way of complete energy independence is refinery infrastructure. The kikes will change that if they need, to save their golem. Don't kid yourself, Chang.
>>529422470faggot
>>529417059>CHINA LOSES 50% OF HER OIL IMPORT!!!!maybe is time to move their asses and stop being US bitches.
>>529417224>I live in a walkable city.you live in a tent?
>>529417224I'm sure the food and everything else just walks to the supermarket by itself.
>>529424966>wait till you hear how electricity is madeFinland's electricity is 95% nuclear and renewables.
>>529417700You're right. You are the world's largest exporter of heavy oil, which, when refined, produces mostly bitumen. You are also the world's largest importer of light oil which, when refined, produces mostly fuels like gasoline and kerosene.Basically you're sitting on the worlds largest reserve of asphalt while lacking the fuel to drive the cars over it.
>>529425322Finns just eat fish and weird berries anyways
>>529429614This is true, congress lifted the oil export ban in 2015 but this is also a negative in the sense that oil will be bought and shipped to the east in quantities we've never seen. Cutting off oil in the middle east hurts america by forcing global buyers to drive up WTI prices.
>>529424966my energy doesn't come from backwards sand shitholes that's for sure lol
>>529417059>HORMUZ STRAIT OFFICIALLY CLOSED!!!big American dick will unclog it
>>529417059>50%that sounds deceptively inflated. I feel like they would make more of a stink about losing half of it.
Bumping a thread. The only real non-glowie thread on the whole board.
>>529417224>>529419890What should one buy tomorrow while it's still affordable?
not closed, a few ships dont want to risk it but otherwise they can go through
>>529417188Oh why won't someone think of the Shekels!
>>529419437Venezuela oil industry is wrecked and cannot make up for even a quarter of what gets imported through hormuz
>>529420225My groceries could quintuple in price and I’d still be able to afford it
>>529417059who runs bartertown?
>>529430962Any seriously valuable ship with an insurance policy wont go through there.
>>529430962They just announced it. Give it 48 hours, who's going to insure a cargo vessel entering a war zone? The risk is not immediate, it's a week from now when the war is still raging and iran starts mining the straits.
>>529431210So you are ok being just above poverty.
>>529418418
>>529431604So what you are saying is that I can still short the position?
>>529417059Does Europe sell a lot of wheat through this channel? We have around 60 tons of it, and I wonder when to sell.
>>529417059Oh no! Who buys all the oil through there?
>>529417059Is this why Trump went after Venezuela first, to get a secondary supply of oil and shit
>>529420523What will we do without our fentanyl??? (China makes all the chems for it btw, they've been illegally selling it to drug dealers in Mexico for aaaaages)
>>529417224>I live in a walkable city.does the food walk itself from the field to the shelf?
>>529424966https://www.fingrid.fi/sahkomarkkinat/sahkojarjestelman-tila/most of it comes from nuclear, wind, and water
>>529422662Eh kinda sorta. Our refiners are tooled for sour and heavy crude. We produce light and sweet crude. We sell our light sweet crude ind import sour heavy crude.
>>529431777i was there, and got banned from it until 2038 lol
>>529420225>Do you eat air?Yes, I'm big into Breatharianism. Funny you should ask.
>>529419437Yes and why they did this today, instead of the 28th of January as was originally scheduled. Even the oil companies were like no pls give us at least a month to set up
>>529417059Why Iran should do it, are they retarded? They try to take the whole world hostage, good luck with that.
>>529417059You know who loses the most? Iran itself lmao. This cuts 90% of their oil exports and 80% of all other trade (food security), accounting for a 15-20% immediate hit to their GDP. This is basically self-immolation and will cause immediate civil unrest.
>>529417059>long oil with leverage until it finds a top>short oil with leverage when it crashes ~50% back to 60$I didn't vote for this (for obvious reasons) but I welcome it.
>>529432731newfag can't even google search one of the classic images
>>529432955They're country is under attack by people who want to turn into Libya 2. They are in the middle of an existential crisis so any means are worth it. Attack from foreign enemies will just strengthen legitimacy of the regime and encourage unity, just like it did the last time Israel and US attacked. Was a lot of unrest at the time too but when the Jews come bombing everyone comes together again.
>>529417059fakethey dont want to actually piss people off
>>529433348https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:57.0/centery:26.5/zoom:9
>>529417059finally a source instead of a random twitternow actually close it and lets see the party get started
>>529433273Yes, I get that this is existential for their hated regime. Attempting to close the straight is a sign of extreme weakness for them. As for unity... lol, lmao even. They have had the most protests out of any country in the middle east for decades now.
>>529432305>>529430233and then I woke up, realized all the goods are imported from nations relying on cheap oilUH OHGuess we back to eating raindeer nuts
>>529432781Oh yeah, it's not Iran, it's the "rebels" who are supposedly doing it. Good luck with that.
>>529434285Because inbred sand niggers not being obliterated is a good thing right you fucking faggot
>>529434285why do you think we took out the venezuela guy and installed oil execs before all of thisyou're about to have a big brain momentto stop the drugs? top kek
>>529417059Okay, my tank is full, will last about a month, then 3euro per Liter?
>>529434285>blaming trump for things that browns causednever change akhmed
>>529434602If it doesnt resolve i wouldnt be surprised to see 20% inflation this year.
>>529434285That image is unironically correct.The pajeeta would've made it worse, and there'd be dookie everywhere.
>>529417680>gas pleb doesn't have solar powered car charger.
>>529434602If it's going to be 3 euro in germany, it's certainly going to be 4 euro the liter over here.Rip my freedom...
>>529418162eat more liver.
>>529434480That infrastructure is going to take years to build up. They produce 1 million barrels per day and 20 million a day go through the straight. It's okay though, cause the straight is not actually closed.
>>529435509>That infrastructure is going to take years to build upIts already up and running somewhat, called the Stabroek Block which they have been building out.Back in spring the Venezuela navy raided Exxonmobiles offshore rigs.So now Exxon will take back which was once theirs and merge it with the new operation.Look up Stabroek Block and it will all make sense.
>>529417059Straight's Closed due to JEWS
>>529418735Food comes from supermarkets, obviously.Don't bother trying to tell the Fingolian about logistics or shipping. They are too inbred to understand.
>>529417059Now they will buy our oil again, thank you daddy Trump
>>529434838>>529435082Engine oil for the next change ordered and random AliExpress order on the way
>>529437570Anytime, Vadym.
Buy mexican oil, thank you for your attenttion.
>>529431777>pool's closed>lucky tripswe are in the control now, speak your three wishes and they'll be granted
>>529417896BOON BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM TEL AVIVTHIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ALL YOUR PEDO DEEDS
>>5294388221. Death to Israel2. 17 billion dollars in gold3. To have 42 children with 14 women
>>529436623Stabroek is in Guyana's waters. What's making sense is that Maduro got taken out so that they would stop trying to claim those finds but the continuation regime has been doubling down on that. So they might be in for another spanking if they don't back off and play nice.Anyway, Venezuela and Guyana are at 1 million barrels per day and 900k respectively. So they aren't in a position to shore up any short term supply shocks. That region is a longer term project and has no immediate bearing on this intervention in Iran.
>>529417059oilbros we are so back
>>529417059makes you think how prices always go up but never go down, and it doesn't apply to your salarywonder where that excess profits go
>>529438647you're not wrong beaner browe're bringing in oil from this hemispheregoing to come in various crudes from off shore guyana (the massive new discovery) and venezuelaship up the gulf of america kekstop at various refineries, a bunch in mexico being built out, last stop texas etc...oil from our own hemisphere and off foreign dependence, they're heading that way
>>529439463one wish per post or I'll curse you and you'll end up fucked for eternity
>>529439619stabroek is going to be hitting 1 million bpd alone and saying 1.7 by 2030.venezuela is like ~850k from quick responses, if exxonmobil steps back into operations those numbers will improve.Definitely longer term project and only a fraction of our daily usage but at least a step in the right direction.
>>529417188what a disgusting picture. Saved
>>529417224the trucks who deliver your food wont be driving with air.
>>529417224>Not my problem.>what about muh gas>Finns dont use such archaic heating methods.You're going to run out of troll blood eventually.
>>529417059>>CHINA LOSES 50% OF HER OIL IMPORT!!!!>China joins the US and Israel in nuking Iran
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